Most people are usually shocked whenever they see me online on AIM. People that aren’t on my buddy list anyway. I had this one guy IM me once saying something like “Wow! I’ve had your SN on my list for a while now and this is the first time i’ve ever seen you on!”. To those who aren’t on there, it might seem like i’m only on like once a week but i’m actually on AIM 24/7. It’s just that i have everybody that isn’t on my list blocked (i have it set to ‘Allow only users on my buddy list’ so that… well… only users on my buddy list can contact me).
Occasionally i get bored and figure that it’d be nice to unblock everyone once in a while and talk to my ‘fans’ (*ehem*). So i set my privacy settings to ‘Allow all users to contact me’. And more often than not, i get like 300 people IMing me at the same time (okay maybe just like 10 people really…) saying things like:
Punk2490: hey
Goon702: hello
Punk2490: y did u put porn on ur website
IIXxJayJonesxXII: is this the Avril Lavigne impersonator?
fezy101: your site is good
Coochiterian: whats up with you and avril
EyEz World: Avril?
Beachboy33614: i herd you were Avril?
porch80: avril?
ToMs39GiRL182: so ur the kid who hates avril?
Coop5510: hey, just wanted to tell you that i luv the site
Droog1601: Hey, I just wanted to say that I really enjoy your site.
Kavlang: I’d just like you to know that I think you’re fuckin’ A.
DubU2584: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA BAD IN A GOOD WAY RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!….and….SO DO BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEAAAAAA!
barlowsinclair: what’s Suzi’s new website? I love that girl so much!
I especially love it when people IM me and then go:
syrumdetox: who are you and why are you on my buddy list?
Or when someone thinks:
MC tRiP 21: it must suck being canadian
psykotik2k: i’m not canadian
Or when people don’t realize that i have my away message up and think that i’m actually talking to them:
LiLpInAyBaBe5398: Hey
Auto response from psykotik2k: The answer is NO
LiLpInAyBaBe5398: HuH?
LiLpInAyBaBe5398: WATEVER C YA
After a while i usually get swamped with IMs and it starts to get overwhelming so i have everyone blocked again. I don’t know why people would want to talk to me anyway. I’m really boring.
Anyway, i think it’s e-mail time.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Props
From: “Nicholas” nicholasnguyen@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Sep 11 2002 7:06:19 PM -0500
Hey there. What’s up Justin? Well, I’m a regular visitor to your site and just wanted to give you props. Very very cool site and I really dig your posts. No offense to your female friends that post on your site, but they’re posts just aren’t as funny or interesting to me. But anyways, VERY cool site and keep on posting man!
And, Man, i think it’s so funny that people actually think your Avril or that your site is Avril’s site. Some people are just so stoopid. Laters.
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Stupid people are funny.
In other news:
This is the best toy in the world.
This is just disturbing.
This is just… well… take a look for yourself.
This is the best Avril Lavigne fan site out there.
Suzi needs a host. She will probably send you nudes if you host her (i’m kidding).
We really do need more BangBus/Milfhunter passwords up here. The ones that i use don’t work anymore =(
Everyone should go e-mail Psykodelik and tell him to post up more BB/MF passwords in the comments section. I don’t know if that’s his real e-mail address but that’s the address that he left the last time he posted in the comments.
My DVD list has been updated.
Oh and i almost forgot about this little e-mail that i got 2 weeks ago.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: whats up
From: “april” aifaas@chorus.net
Date: Tue, Aug 27 2002 8:50:57 PM -0700
hey avril ,my name is matt i just wanted to say whats up and to talk my screen name is nosinjection458 and fazzio35d my email is fazzio35d@netscape.net and/or nosinjection458@netscape.net IM me or email me plz
bye
matt
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And this one from about 3 weeks back:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: YOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: Rockrulez2400@aol.com
Date: Fri, Aug 23 2002 11:58:46 AM EDT
U R VERY KOOL
UR SONG ROCK
WRITE BACK
KK CUZ I GOT NOTHIN TO SAY
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I’ll give you one guess as to who that last one thought i was.
I guess it’s nice to be wanted
#1 | Comment by fnfx2 — September 12, 2002 @ 6:36 am
Whattup my uncensored homie, J dizzle bustin the shizzle out the mizzlin nizzles. Knocking em dead witht he Avril impersonating. I have to say youre the greatest drag queen in the world lol
#2 | Comment by King D XXIII — September 12, 2002 @ 6:39 am
I really don’t see how people can mistake you for being Avril. They must really be dumb.
(This is a different Matt btw. Not that guy who emailed you.)
#3 | Comment by Matt — September 12, 2002 @ 7:15 am
That is one of the most fucked up vids i have seen….
#4 | Comment by Jeremy — September 12, 2002 @ 7:56 am
:O @ chin video!
that one dude was totally fem! :O
BTW my socom name is rock-star… i will kill you 🙂
#5 | Comment by mike — September 12, 2002 @ 1:43 pm
wahahahaha!!!!! Chins, funny shit!!!!
#6 | Comment by Bubba — September 12, 2002 @ 1:44 pm
That will keep me up at night….wowzers
#7 | Comment by bligityblah — September 12, 2002 @ 2:18 pm
Full metal Jacket is one of the best movies. i love avril i wish i was that bottle she is sucking on in one of those pics on that site
#8 | Comment by ian — September 12, 2002 @ 4:13 pm
What was wrong with the dancing asians…? Did they have a disease? Is there anywhere I can donate money to help find a cure? Cuz…dude.
heeeeeeeeee
#9 | Comment by Amy — September 12, 2002 @ 4:17 pm
I think your FEMALE FRIENDS are pretty DAMN INTERESTING. I think all your readers should pull a Ladies’ Man and be like Ohhh it’s a laayyydyyy. Hrm. Also, I’ll host Suzi once I figure out how the fuck to host people. I mean, my host never goes down, but its hard for a dumb girl like me to use *sniffle*
xoxo.
#10 | Comment by Liz — September 12, 2002 @ 5:12 pm
Puppet? does that mean i can stick my fist in it and make it talk?
#11 | Comment by EverSnow — September 12, 2002 @ 5:23 pm
Liz-
You volunteering to host Suzi sounds erotic…
I must be a perv.
#12 | Comment by smash — September 12, 2002 @ 8:24 pm
hosting Suzi sounding erotic. I can’t find anything erotic in that. You must be a super perf, if i cant find anyhing exciting in that
#13 | Comment by Ikke — September 12, 2002 @ 8:43 pm
does hearing that get you hot smash?
#14 | Comment by suzi — September 12, 2002 @ 11:08 pm
Does "host" have anything to do with the puppet/fist/talk reference?
#15 | Comment by g — September 12, 2002 @ 11:31 pm
Suzi-
Just hearing women talk gets me hot. 🙂
#16 | Comment by smash — September 13, 2002 @ 5:43 am
here, go nuts…
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#17 | Comment by Psykodelik — September 13, 2002 @ 8:08 am
is it just me, or does suzi need a new host like once every 2 months
#18 | Comment by kenny — September 13, 2002 @ 3:20 pm
So, what’s your point Kenny?
#19 | Comment by suzi — September 13, 2002 @ 4:48 pm
For Godsakes Kenny!! If ya can’t help a girl out, then just shut the hell up! Suzi=kickthecrapouttaAvril
#20 | Comment by Ubastrds — September 13, 2002 @ 9:21 pm
point being…what is it that you’re doing that makes you need a new host so often?…
#21 | Comment by kenny — September 13, 2002 @ 10:00 pm
i have no idea. they dont tell me.
#22 | Comment by suzi — September 14, 2002 @ 1:46 am
oh, hmmm
#23 | Comment by kenny — September 14, 2002 @ 2:13 am
you should investigate the matter
#24 | Comment by kenny — September 14, 2002 @ 3:06 am
uh the only time i move is when i have FTP problems, lots of server problems, bandwidth, or my host is closing.
#25 | Comment by suzi — September 14, 2002 @ 12:04 pm
how much bandwidth do you normally use a month?
#26 | Comment by kenny — September 14, 2002 @ 12:28 pm