OH WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA AGUILERA

GOD DAMN GIRL. WEAR A TAMPON.

DURING ETTA JAMES’ FUNERAL NO LESS.

I’m sure this is one period in her life she would love to forget.

Is this better or worse than when Fergie peed herself on stage while singing?

26 thoughts on “OH WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA AGUILERA”

W….T….F…. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

#1 | Comment by BobBobson — January 28, 2012 @ 11:18 pm

The lines look too straight and clean, especially in the later pictures, for it to be what you’re insinuating. No, this looks way more like a cat scratched the shit out of her leg, or its some kinky sex thing.

Either way I agree with you, its totally disrespectful to walk into a funeral with your leg all cut up and wear what amounts to a pair of shorts and low cut top. The dead might not care, but at an event to commemorate a person’s memory the living should at least show some respect!

#2 | Comment by Ranger_Alpha — January 28, 2012 @ 11:41 pm

ummmm, yeah, but, did anyone else see those tits!?

JEAH!

#3 | Comment by the block obama — January 29, 2012 @ 12:21 am

Justin likes his women to bleed.

#4 | Comment by Horatio — January 29, 2012 @ 12:24 am

This is one period I’d love to forget as well.

#5 | Comment by Kreuk — January 29, 2012 @ 12:48 am

How did she not feel that running down her leg?

#6 | Comment by tool — January 29, 2012 @ 4:25 am

‘Ladies & gentlemen, I want y’all to stand up sing with me and say good bye to the one and only – Miss Etta James! C’mon stand up! Hit it!’

‘At Last, my love has come along…PFTtFFFTTT… My lonely days are over…. PROOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT…

‘Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I have just shitted myself and it’s running down my legs and onto the stage. Please calmly exit through the rear fire exits. Women and children first. In the meantime, I’m gonna play you my first single ‘Genie in a Bottle’, hope you like it. Hit it!

#7 | Comment by Smiley — January 29, 2012 @ 4:34 am

My guess is that it’s fake tan spray/lotion, and that she just got all sweaty down there (on account of being fat) then the sweat ran, and got all orange like snooky. I could be wrong, but i’m pretty sure that’s what’s up.

Still a little gross, but not as much as if it were something else.

#8 | Comment by Paul — January 29, 2012 @ 6:41 am

could also be fat leaking out of her ass because of some weight loss pills

anal leakage!

#9 | Comment by Justin — January 29, 2012 @ 9:01 am

My guess is the leftover Astroglide from the after party the night before leaking out.

#10 | Comment by Smiley — January 29, 2012 @ 9:16 am

The pictures are Fake, watch any YouTube video of her singing, there isn’t anything on her legs.

#11 | Comment by Required — January 29, 2012 @ 12:19 pm

Wow you people, especially you Justin, are really effin gullible when it comes to shit you see on the Internet.

#12 | Comment by ReallyRequired — January 29, 2012 @ 7:37 pm

umm.. aw hell, i’d still hit it.

#13 | Comment by garth — January 29, 2012 @ 9:55 pm

Santorum seepage. Ewwww! 🙂

#14 | Comment by EmJee — January 30, 2012 @ 1:31 am

Oh god that’s horrifying and embarrassing! I would be so mortified if I was her 🙁

#15 | Comment by Quelyn — January 30, 2012 @ 4:01 am

#11 then why was she trying to wipe off in this gif?

http://i.minus.com/iraRg5pZojNtd.gif

#16 | Comment by Justin — January 30, 2012 @ 5:15 am

There once was a time when I would have gladly licked that blood off her inner thigh. Of course, that was about 15 years and 100 pounds ago.

#17 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — January 30, 2012 @ 7:06 am

As funny as this would be if it were real, I’m afraid this has been digitally remastered!

#18 | Comment by MacDaddy — January 30, 2012 @ 3:19 pm

#16 – I think her PR people had the doctored to remove the doo doo removed. From some of the photos I’ve seen, you could tell she felt something on her leg and trying to rub it off with her leg.

#19 | Comment by Smiley — January 30, 2012 @ 8:25 pm