54 thoughts on “TRUE STORY

  1. Japanese people cant eat cheese 🙁 that’s why their bones are brittle.

    #1 | Comment by Paul — March 27, 2012 @ 8:17 am

  2. People who compare Battle Royal to The Hunger Games have clearly never read either of the books… or any of the many other books on similar subject matter that came before.

    #2 | Comment by coolstream — March 27, 2012 @ 9:32 am

  3. Why would you assume Justin reads?

    Then again, he still is a teenage girl…

    #3 | Comment by smash — March 27, 2012 @ 10:25 am

  4. books?

    i wait for the movies.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — March 27, 2012 @ 10:27 am

  5. I probably wont watch either of thee films!

    #5 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 27, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

  6. #3 – ‘Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret’ by Judy Blume

    If they made that into a movie with Avril Lavigne, Justin’s head would explode.

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — March 27, 2012 @ 3:39 pm

  7. yeah i’m still around, just no kewtr website for me to manage anymore

    #7 | Comment by god — March 27, 2012 @ 5:08 pm

  8. I liked Battle Royale better when it was called “The Long Walk”.

    #8 | Comment by Chunkymunky — March 27, 2012 @ 7:02 pm

  9. Moar of this
    http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=878540960_tduid2230_3800987_122_114lo.jpg
    Less of whatever else you’re driveling about

    #9 | Comment by Kingpin — March 27, 2012 @ 7:20 pm

  10. Hunger Games has Jennifer Lawrence. And Leven Rambin…
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    …and Willow Shields

    #10 | Comment by Wulf — March 27, 2012 @ 9:36 pm

  11. Titanic is still not the best movie in the world.

    Not even the best 3D movie in the world.

    #11 | Comment by Horatio — March 27, 2012 @ 9:45 pm

  12. as a group of people what went to see the Hunger Games.. it’s Battle Royale meets The Running Man meets Twilight. only unlike Twlight, something actually good.

    #12 | Comment by garth — March 27, 2012 @ 11:00 pm

  13. I liked this site when there were hot jail bait girls posted on it, TRUE story……

    #13 | Comment by Moretzfan — March 28, 2012 @ 5:26 am

  14. The hunger games is more political and more about the evils of over consumption than just about kids fighting each other… at least the books were.

    #14 | Comment by coolstream — March 28, 2012 @ 6:54 am

  15. @11 justin may ban you for that.

    #15 | Comment by smash — March 28, 2012 @ 6:58 am

  16. you shut your mouth #11!

    you shut it!

    anyway i’m watching the hunger games right now. i dont like the main chicks face. jennifer lawrence. she looks plastic. like a doll.

    i’ve seen her in 3 movies now. plastic face in all of them.

    #16 | Comment by Justin — March 28, 2012 @ 7:16 am

  17. watching the trailers I kept wishing it was Emily Browning instead of Jennifer Lawrence

    imagine THAT

    #17 | Comment by glitter — March 28, 2012 @ 7:53 am

  18. @17

    I was convinced it was browning the first couple of times seeing the trailer, shame it wasn’t really.

    #18 | Comment by Moretzfan — March 28, 2012 @ 8:08 am

  19. just finished watching it. i couldn’t get past her plastic looking face the whole time. it’s like she doesn’t have any pores.

    #19 | Comment by Justin — March 28, 2012 @ 9:57 am

  20. Titanic 3D = lipstick on a pig

    fact.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 28, 2012 @ 11:50 am

  21. Sounds like one mighty fine pig to me and that’s for true !!!!
    Yeehaw !!

    #21 | Comment by Moretzfan — March 28, 2012 @ 1:08 pm

  22. Chloe Moretz was just cast as the lead in a remake of ‘Carrie’. If they stay faithful to the original, ten minutes in, she’ll be naked, wet and covered in tampons… which means my vision board really does work.

    #22 | Comment by Blumpkin — March 28, 2012 @ 1:44 pm

  23. if i may use the titanic 3d talk as a segue into my personal vision board,

    Holy Smoke 3D so I can see Winslet get cream-pied and piss on herself in the 3rd dimension

    #23 | Comment by glitter — March 28, 2012 @ 6:28 pm

  24. Moar posts like these, please?

    Kendall & Kylie Jenner

    #24 | Comment by Buster Hyman — March 29, 2012 @ 5:43 pm

  25. Yeah, or this, or this…

    #25 | Comment by Tommy — April 1, 2012 @ 12:35 pm

  26. #24 and #25, you are champions of mankind.

    #26 | Comment by RevanRagnos85 — April 1, 2012 @ 5:55 pm

  27. it’s weird to read comments from myself 8 years ago…

    “35.  Dex (21:31:10) :
    Justin… I’m not gay like you or anything, but I thought I should let you the other fags know that Titanic is really cheap this week at Best Buy (on DVD). It’s in a whole big “2 for $15″ section, so it’s like $8… I might go pick it up just to see that one fucker hit the propeller again. DONG~!!”

    #27 | Comment by dex — April 2, 2012 @ 5:35 am

  28. ^^^
    now imagine that DONG, but in 3D…

    oooh.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 2, 2012 @ 1:02 pm

  29. whilst that DONG in 3D would be epic, i’m still not going to see it.

    #29 | Comment by garth — April 2, 2012 @ 4:14 pm

  30. There will be new fapping material from Chloe Moretz!

    #30 | Comment by Tommy — April 2, 2012 @ 4:44 pm

  31. it might seem that Depp is in everything these days,

    but srsly, is there ANYTHING that guy doesn’t do exceedingly well?

    And Moretz is looking as stunning as ever.

    #31 | Comment by the block obama — April 3, 2012 @ 2:20 am

  32. Zoey Deutch very nice

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2782772736/nm3614913

    #32 | Comment by DiCK — April 3, 2012 @ 11:12 pm

  33. If anyone’s interested, there’s this android app that notifies you of certain celebrities birthdays. So for instance if you’d like to be notified when Chloe Moretz or Zoey Deutch turn 21, it would do that. Check it out:
    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.aretheydead.app

    #33 | Comment by evil_grin — April 4, 2012 @ 12:33 am

  34. I actually enjoyed the Hunger Games movie very much. I hadn’t heard of Jennifer Lawrence before, but she was great in it. I looked up her other movie, Winter’s Bone, and that was very good as well, she had an oscar nomination for that.

    I like her demeanor, I like her voice. Plus some of the interviews she’s given are downright hilarious. She sounds like a very down to earth person.

    #34 | Comment by Marty McFly — April 4, 2012 @ 12:50 pm

  35. 30- Nice!

    I want to do dirty things with Chloe.

    #35 | Comment by hambubger — April 4, 2012 @ 6:01 pm

  36. @33
    That app probably collects email addresses for the FBI pedo database… 🙂

    @35
    Yeah… Chloe makes me wonder if there’s something wrong with me…

    #36 | Comment by Tommy — April 5, 2012 @ 1:16 pm

  37. Amanda Bynes, DUI. Whut.

    #37 | Comment by Bikar — April 7, 2012 @ 1:37 pm

  38. #37- DUI with a mugshot with PINK HAIR! FTW!

    #38 | Comment by Buster Hyman — April 7, 2012 @ 9:25 pm

  39. I wonder if Ruthie will ever be in a Hollywood scandal…. I just hope it’d be for the appearance of compromising photos…

    #39 | Comment by Tommy — April 7, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

  40. 10 – And Isabelle Fuhrman

    #40 | Comment by zomg — April 8, 2012 @ 12:19 am

  41. Finally! I see Miley Cyrus ventured out with no panties! yum!

    #41 | Comment by RollsRoys — April 8, 2012 @ 6:20 am

  42. @40

    She seems to have a “landing strip” but the rest looks clean shaved… (Yummi)

    #42 | Comment by Tommy — April 8, 2012 @ 5:08 pm

  43. @41 That might be a tattoo

    #43 | Comment by Ham — April 8, 2012 @ 6:57 pm

  44. She’s wearing underwear you mouth breathers

    #44 | Comment by coolstream — April 8, 2012 @ 7:37 pm

  45. Why are we talking about this shit?
    The first time we see Miley Cyrus’s pussy
    u guys are talking about movie shit?
    I seen her pussy two days ago and waiting for
    the hi res photo we get on this site, Justin I think u are slipping

    #45 | Comment by Digger dan — April 9, 2012 @ 8:46 am

  46. Miley vag tat FTW!

    #46 | Comment by Rwell1127 — April 9, 2012 @ 4:15 pm

  47. ahh the Easter Bunny brought us a Pantyless Crotch shot of Miley Cyrus that really doesn’t show anything. 🙁

    #47 | Comment by pwrdrive — April 9, 2012 @ 8:30 pm

  48. Well, you can’t see her clit or her inner labia… but you get the idea…

    #48 | Comment by Tommy — April 10, 2012 @ 12:14 am

  49. @44 The pics where she’s wearing panties were taken hours before she went to Pilates. That’s the skin to the left of her nashville redneck cooter.

    Perv on!

    #49 | Comment by iguessiamamouthbreather — April 10, 2012 @ 1:03 am

  50. Remember when Britney gave the Paparazzi a week of Pantyless Crotch shots. C’mon Miley follow in the steps of your redneck trainwreck idol.

    #50 | Comment by pwrdrive — April 10, 2012 @ 2:07 am

  51. I wonder what it taste like? Any guesses?

    #51 | Comment by Tommy — April 11, 2012 @ 2:24 am

  52. chicken and waffles. Wait no, it’s got to be fish something. beer battered deep fried catfish.

    #52 | Comment by 3dork — April 11, 2012 @ 6:58 pm

  53. I’d say sardines and pickles…

    #53 | Comment by Tommy — April 12, 2012 @ 12:23 am

  54. Battle Royale is playing at one of the small theaters downtown, with kill bingo cards.

    im sofa king there

    #54 | Comment by glitter — April 28, 2012 @ 2:26 am

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