Chipper people piss me off. I mean, it is one thing to be happy… that’s great, but chipper people are goddamn annoying.
The effort they are putting into sounding happy just kills me. The worst is when you’re in a bad mood already and then someone is being all chipper around you. They’re so fake. They’re not really happy –they just get happy by pretending they’re happy because it pisses you off. Does that make any sense?
If you’ve seen Office Space, think of that guy that works with Jennifer Aniston. Remember how CHIPPER he was? NOT HAPPY —CHIPPER. He was getting pleasure by being a super hyperactive “spirit” dude, because it pissed Aniston off.
There’s this one guy that I work with (at a coffee shop). He sounds so goddamn enthusiastic when he says “order please” and puts
the ticket on the spindle. You’d think that was his favorite thing in the whole world. He seriously shouldn’t enjoy it that much, but every time he puts that ticket up there you know he’s gonna yell “order please.” And he sounds much too happy. Even if you’re right there to take it from him, and you obviously know there’s an order, and he obviously knows that you know, HE WILL TELL YOU IT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!
I need to learn how to deflate the chip out of the chipper.
Stacy Posting…???? Exuse me, but i just noticed that HELL has frozen over!! And Stace…are you still a Republican Baptist?
#1 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 14, 2002 @ 2:28 pm
some chipper people are on medicine to make em that way.. what a world we live in
#2 | Comment by Chris — October 14, 2002 @ 2:28 pm
Except for justin…he’s always Chipper…
on a completly diffrent subject has anyone heard from that canadian guy who was going to take some pictures of his classmates? i think his name was Mike or Bob
#3 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 14, 2002 @ 2:30 pm
it’s not my website, so I don’t have to update all the time. haha 🙂 I am not baptist. I am methodist!
#4 | Comment by stacy — October 14, 2002 @ 2:37 pm
I’ve been wondering about him too. I was gonna mention something like "where the hell is that canadian guy who was supposed to take pics of those high school girls" three posts back. but eh. i dunno. i guess i forgot. eh. eh eh eh. huk huk.
CANADIAN GUY. WHERE ARE YOUUUU.
#5 | Comment by Justin — October 14, 2002 @ 2:38 pm
y r u so sour sracey?
#6 | Comment by nonSOUR — October 14, 2002 @ 3:03 pm
Overt bitterness seems to work. Just be rude. "Order please!" … "I don’t like you."
#7 | Comment by thess — October 14, 2002 @ 3:47 pm
Well here are my thoughts
1. People who are chipper get on my nerves
2. I don’t mind happy
3. All people who are overly cheerful should be beaten
4. You should promptly take a danish or some other bread related item and every time that person says ORDER you hit him with it.
5. I don’t really number my thoughts
7. Because I don’t like 6, or go out of your way to make SURE that that person ISN’T Having a chipper day 🙂
#8 | Comment by Eric — October 14, 2002 @ 3:48 pm
I think the Canadian guy’s name was John eh.
6. I don’t even like Chipper Jones.
#9 | Comment by Bubba — October 14, 2002 @ 3:59 pm
In Denmark, it’s highly inappropriate (See ? I can spell inappropriate, and you can’t even spell volleyball.) not to be chipper. In fact, I get kicked out of school all the time, for being "negative" and "cynical".
Denmark sucks.
#10 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 5:23 pm
But we got the (What happened to "teh"?) best jader in the world !
#11 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 5:25 pm
At first I thought you meant Chipper Jones, and I thought,"Yepp, he’s fine." Then I actually read it and yeah…
#12 | Comment by Suzi — October 14, 2002 @ 5:54 pm
Am I missing something? I thought it was spelled ‘inappropriate’.
#13 | Comment by Hmm? — October 14, 2002 @ 7:09 pm
DAMN !!! I knew something was wrong !
Come on, one lousy p.
#14 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 7:24 pm
Quickly Justin, delete it before it’s to late !
#15 | Comment by Kingolf — October 14, 2002 @ 7:25 pm
the rising and falling voice tones….oh god…i hate it when it is in the morning….shoot them, put them out of their misery……>HELLO!!!!!!!!! *shudder*
#16 | Comment by Meg — October 14, 2002 @ 7:35 pm
Looks like he spelled it correctly to me…
#17 | Comment by thess — October 14, 2002 @ 8:36 pm
i hate denmark because we had to read hamlet and that play proved to me that nothing good is there
#18 | Comment by Chris — October 14, 2002 @ 9:02 pm
haha. naughty thess 😉
#19 | Comment by Justin — October 14, 2002 @ 10:04 pm
He did use the wrong to too. You can change that for him.
#20 | Comment by Bubba — October 14, 2002 @ 10:22 pm
I agree with Meg. Even happy people in the morning suck, let alone the chipper freaks. Don’t talk to me in the morning, don’t look at me, don’t even think in my direction if it is before 9. Mornings suck ass.
#21 | Comment by Jamlink — October 14, 2002 @ 11:13 pm
justin me name has been used!!!
some idiot took me name and started using it!!!
i can’t believe how stupid some people are
i hate stupid people
#22 | Comment by beng — October 15, 2002 @ 2:16 am
I cought the volley right after I posted it, my mistake was a typo. Looks like you’re capitalizing I now, good job Olf. I agree, Denmark does suck. Have a nice day Olf. 🙂
#23 | Comment by Bubba — October 15, 2002 @ 3:56 am
Looks like someone has the case of the Muuundays!!! I fucking love Office Space, everytime i see that freak in the restaurant do the machine gun noise, i lose it. Anyways I think we should turn North Dakota into one giant kennel and throw all the chipper happy freaks in there and let them fight to the death. Just an idea.
#24 | Comment by Kanibus — October 15, 2002 @ 4:03 am
Chipper people at least are better than the ones that sit around all day and bitch consistantly. But either one in the morning should be prepared for flying objects coming from my direction.
#25 | Comment by eve — October 15, 2002 @ 9:30 am
my god! is this bitch still posting? and who wans to read her self-centered-non-sense stories? ive heard of that story she first said, about guys… please Justin! another woman but not this one PLEASE!!!
she will make you lose entries! she is a bad commenter! She tries to be intellectual but to tell you the truth, she is another CHIPPER person! Look how cool she wants to show off… but is a loser! The donkey speaking about ears! This stacy speaking about Chippers.. please think what you will speak, i didnt bother myself to read the whole thing because the first five words i read were boring to me.
Please Justin dont let her or you will lose my respect. Let other girls update, someone with brains! Someone with an amusing article.. ive read plenty in this blog, very good post..
and what is this she said???? "it’s not my website, so I don’t have to update all the time. haha" see??? you ar being chipper too.. and who wants you to update in this website? NOONE! if not read the first post you made… that was a big crap… i dont have to update all the time… see Justin??? self centered asshole! Please let other lady to write, pleasant articles, not bullshit like this… Stacy? have you seen a cows brains??? oh! i forgot you have peanut brains…
Please Justin, dont let her, or you will lose points..
Bye!
#26 | Comment by teddy — October 15, 2002 @ 10:21 am
"the donkey speaking about ears"?…that’s fucking funny.
#27 | Comment by matt — October 15, 2002 @ 11:13 am
yeah chipper people anger me too, at least when I am not in the best of moods.
#28 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — October 15, 2002 @ 12:47 pm
Ive never seen a Teddy Bear so angry… Maybe a few Teddy Pumas….
#29 | Comment by Celius_Quin — October 15, 2002 @ 2:37 pm
My ass ! Is there a FUCKING toy posting here ?
Somebody shoot the goddamn clown. No not THAT clown, the one that’s shitting all over the comment’s section. If you simply MUST write that damn hate-stuff, at least do so in english. Come back when you’re as old as I am. In 13 years.
I was wondering, why do you do it ? Does i turn you on ? Does it make you feel accepted ? Or do you maybe just like, to irritate your elders ?
Now i’m tired of defending this page from bs, could you take over Justin ? Just ban the fucking baby.
#30 | Comment by Kingolf — October 15, 2002 @ 3:50 pm
Chipper people piss me off too. I have this one friend who is ETERNALLY happy. Always posting things on her status about how we have a CHOICE to be happy or not. Well EXCUSE ME, my car is in the shop and I have to pay out $1200 for repairs. I don’t WANT to be %$&^#* HAPPY OK?!?! Sheesh!
#31 | Comment by Nikki — June 3, 2010 @ 11:18 pm
Wow, talk about the wayback machine.. responding to 8-year-old posts 🙂
#32 | Comment by flyboy — June 4, 2010 @ 12:57 am