I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALEXA VEGA

ALEXA VEGA.

OF SPY KIDS FAME.

SHE WENT FROM THIS:

TO THIS:

HNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHHH

Apparently she’s like 24 years old now and has already been married AND divorced. WTF!

She’s gonna be in the next Machete movie, which is where that pic is from, which she posted from on set on her instagram account. Please let her get her tits out.

UPDATE:

HERE’S ANOTHER PIC:

GAWD DAYUM.

51 thoughts on “I SAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALEXA VEGA

  1. I SAY HOLY FUCKING FIRST

    #1 | Comment by GLITTER — November 8, 2012 @ 5:25 am

  2. Second!

    #2 | Comment by Charlioso — November 8, 2012 @ 12:26 pm

  3. She grew up that much in the time since the last post.

    #3 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 8, 2012 @ 12:51 pm

  4. ^ wins thread

    #4 | Comment by bobos? — November 8, 2012 @ 12:53 pm

  5. OK, so Robert Rodriguez cast her in the first place because he thought, “One day she will be hot and I will fuck the shit out of her.” Bravo.

    #5 | Comment by Tim — November 8, 2012 @ 1:02 pm

  6. no likey abs buts that’s a real transformation alright

    #6 | Comment by that girl — November 8, 2012 @ 1:24 pm

  7. This is a little bigger than the article link

    http://gallery.alexa-vega.com/displayimage.php?pid=7353&fullsize=1

    #7 | Comment by Tim — November 8, 2012 @ 1:54 pm

  8. Fuck, she is a superbly attractive woman!

    #8 | Comment by coolstream — November 8, 2012 @ 4:32 pm

  9. Never seen Spy Kids or whatever that movie was you mentioned, but she certainly grew up nicely.

    #9 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — November 9, 2012 @ 1:27 am

  10. that’s gotta be weird for Rob Rodriguez.

    but not weird for any 14 year old kid who was already jerking off to her 10 years ago

    #10 | Comment by a — November 9, 2012 @ 2:38 am

  11. um that is to say any 14 year old kid back THEN

    #11 | Comment by a — November 9, 2012 @ 2:38 am

  12. what if im 33 and i was jerking off to her 10 years ago?

    #12 | Comment by the block obama — November 9, 2012 @ 6:11 am

  13. ^^ You wouldn’t be the only one…..

    #13 | Comment by AlexaVegaLoverOrHater — November 9, 2012 @ 8:41 am

  14. Yeah, Robert Rodriguez has fucked her. Let’s not even pretend he hasn’t. Hope she gets those perfect tits out!

    #14 | Comment by JackJoJo — November 9, 2012 @ 11:54 am

  15. Her being Hot or turning out Hot is hardly news.

    http://i.imgur.com/hgJkI.jpg

    Did no one see SLEEPOVER?

    #15 | Comment by pwrdrive — November 9, 2012 @ 5:24 pm

  16. Did ANYONE see sleepover? T_T

    #16 | Comment by coolstream — November 9, 2012 @ 9:06 pm

  17. i’m pretty sure i saw sleepover. i must have!

    #17 | Comment by Justin — November 9, 2012 @ 9:23 pm

  18. Okay..now you can shut down the site. This a much better final post then looking at Bob Sagat into oblivion.

    #18 | Comment by evil monkey — November 9, 2012 @ 11:00 pm

  19. Everything below her boobs is manlier than any of us
    She never was attractive

    #19 | Comment by FukkenSaved — November 10, 2012 @ 2:12 am

  20. You’ve got issues, man.

    #20 | Comment by alberach — November 10, 2012 @ 8:32 am

  21. I still prefer Ariel Winter and maintain that she will be way hotter than most starlets. She already has great boobs, the face of a bj champ and her ass is turning round in all the right places

    #21 | Comment by 4thewin — November 10, 2012 @ 9:55 am

  22. The only thing that was ever remotely hot about her was that she was young and fresh faced and sort of cute in a slightly bovine way. Now she’s just old and average and angular and kinda bony with suspiciously perky breasts.

    On a side note, does anyone else think Jena Malone peaked when she was 16? It’s all been downhill since Cheaters and that interrogation scene where she forgot her bra.

    #22 | Comment by cobalt — November 10, 2012 @ 10:41 am

  23. fukkenshaved always makes the most sense

    #23 | Comment by the block obama — November 10, 2012 @ 8:31 pm

  24. NOM NOM NOM !

    #24 | Comment by Crackpot — November 10, 2012 @ 9:29 pm

  25. Cobalt, there’s this short film called The Painted Lady that Jena Malone did a while ago. It’s probably the best look you get at her tits outside of that odd S magazine shoot, and the best look you get in video.

    She looks good in it.

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/3c3cab218690650

    #25 | Comment by Jimmy — November 11, 2012 @ 6:25 am

  26. ^^^ For one thing you spelled that idiots name wrong and second, he is NOT the one that makes most sense..4thewin makes most sense today..Ariel all the way!

    #26 | Comment by al — November 11, 2012 @ 1:42 pm

  27. Our favorite kick ass is back for a second round:

    http://goo.gl/2Ioyl

    #27 | Comment by Pirho — November 12, 2012 @ 5:47 pm

  28. http://www.nowness.com/day/2012/11/5/2569/the-painted-lady-jena-malone

    #28 | Comment by pwrdrive — November 13, 2012 @ 1:18 pm

  29. booooooorrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnggggg

    #29 | Comment by a — November 13, 2012 @ 6:32 pm

  30. Never seen what the attraction is with Jena Malone. Maybe for a tiny window, she was cute, but now she’s seriously fugly, and her body is meh.

    #30 | Comment by flyboy — November 14, 2012 @ 11:50 am

  31. Alexa Vega will play Lindsay Lohan in the biopic made after LiLo overdoses.

    #31 | Comment by Buster Hymen — November 14, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

  32. fuck art.

    all i could think about was that movie, Coffee and Cigarettes

    #32 | Comment by the block obama — November 15, 2012 @ 8:14 am

  33. Skinny little Alexa Vega.

    She grew up.

    She filled out.

    #33 | Comment by Cmnd. Shepard — November 16, 2012 @ 3:59 am

  34. Sin City reference, nice.

    #34 | Comment by alberach — November 17, 2012 @ 9:01 am

  35. She has such an old lady face.

    #35 | Comment by Jonsir — November 17, 2012 @ 3:52 pm

  36. Now if only Alexa Vega and Jessica Alba would get naked and fuck each other’s brains out on tape and leak it online in 1080…

    #36 | Comment by coolstream — November 17, 2012 @ 3:57 pm

  37. BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

    #37 | Comment by acptboy — November 17, 2012 @ 9:54 pm

  38. Have to admit, Ariel Winter is growing on me. Or I am growing when I think of Ariel Winter.

    #38 | Comment by evil monkey — November 17, 2012 @ 11:04 pm

  39. I’d bend her over, spread those ass cheeks wide apart, then proceed to literally fuck the shit out of her. She’d eventually adjust to having to wear adult diapers. BOO-YAH!

    #39 | Comment by the demon seed of Max Hardcore — November 18, 2012 @ 5:41 am

  40. #36 has his head in the right place

    #40 | Comment by Dissenting opinion — November 18, 2012 @ 7:44 am

  41. i would let any of the above mentioned piss on my face just to see where it came from.

    this includes the mention of an “old lady”

    #41 | Comment by FukkenSaved — November 19, 2012 @ 8:31 pm

  42. Can’t wait to see this movie just for those things she carries around now!

    #42 | Comment by philzosity — November 22, 2012 @ 10:13 am

  43. Happy Birthday you old pervert!!

    #43 | Comment by Pirho — November 23, 2012 @ 1:41 pm

  44. Almost forgot…That Pepsi Girl, Mandy Amano has a few movies coming out…

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0023915/

    Now there’s a memory jogger for ya, Justin!

    #44 | Comment by philzosity — November 25, 2012 @ 2:37 am

  45. ^^^^ Mandy Amano is one ugly bitch…sorry but she looks like a Tranny…just how you like ’em ,huh phil?

    #45 | Comment by al — November 29, 2012 @ 12:30 am

  46. i actually had sex with her 3 years ago.
    she took it up the ass and let me came in it too.

    which is what danny trejo will probably do when they film machete 2

    #46 | Comment by Arnold Schwarzenegger — December 2, 2012 @ 5:23 am

  47. danny trejo will let you came in his ass when they film machete 2?

    #47 | Comment by glitter — December 2, 2012 @ 12:41 pm

  48. She has the face of a young Sarah Jessica Parker.

    #48 | Comment by Sam — December 8, 2012 @ 6:31 am

  49. ^^^ She is not ugly like Parker is

    #49 | Comment by al — December 8, 2012 @ 12:04 pm

  50. Also from her instagram account http://instagram.com/p/UzBoF9SOcb/

    #50 | Comment by MSK — February 11, 2013 @ 1:26 am

  51. http://goo.gl/DAi2PU
    Need we say more?

    #51 | Comment by Pirho — September 25, 2013 @ 7:03 pm

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