Stupid People

OK i was on MSN today, and well, this guy added me, I didnt know him or anything, but listen to him…I am EYECANDY he is the wierd one…

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
where are you from??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
canada

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
Italy

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
how old are you??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
i am 17

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
I am 25

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
have you a cam??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
yeah, its on my website… http://www.teenagevictory.net/~meg/cam.html

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
you are beautiful lady

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
do you like video chat??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
no not yet

EYE(*)CANDY says:
i dont have the program

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
understand

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
have you a photo??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
pivs

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
pics

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
sexy pics

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
i like you

EYE(*)CANDY says:
umm only what is on the site

EYE(*)CANDY says:
lol

EYE(*)CANDY says:
thanks

EYE(*)CANDY says:
thats sweet

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
send me your sexy pics

EYE(*)CANDY says:
i only have the ones on my site

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
where are sexy pics in your site??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
they are on the main gallery, i dont do nudes, or anything

EYE(*)CANDY says:
i only do regular pictures

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
and naked pics??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
i like see you naked

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
is it possible??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
only tits

EYE(*)CANDY says:
no i am only 17

EYE(*)CANDY says:
illigal

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
understand

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
but send me one pics for me

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
and i send you my pic

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
one please

EYE(*)CANDY says:
no i dont think so, i dont do that

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
are you bi female??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
no, i am straight

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
understand

EYE(*)CANDY says:
whats with the 20 questions, they arent even good ones….

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
have you a boyfriends??

EYE(*)CANDY says:
no i dont

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
i like canada

EYE(*)CANDY says:
ok thanks

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
do you know italy??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
do you know tom grella from canada??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
do you know??

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
please chat with me

EYE(*)CANDY says:
umm, no no no no

EYE(*)CANDY says:
canada is a big place

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
he is my cousin

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
http://www.burnttoastart.com/

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
iy

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
it is your website

EYE(*)CANDY says:
what?

EYE(*)CANDY says:
tv.net is my website

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
http://www.burnttoastart.com/

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
tom grella web site

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
this is tom grella web site

conte_uguccione@msn.it says:
my cousin from canada

EYE(*)CANDY says:
dude i dont know what you’re doing…asking for nudes from a minor, promoting this “cousins” website which is actuallly likely yours. cut the bullshit and leave us alone becdause you obviously have too much time on your hands

EYE(*)CANDY says:
byebye

Ok so I thought, good or bad english, he was a pushy moron, how many ways can you say no, no non thats all i know…so seriously, i was like, dude I am blocking you. And I did, then i deleted him from my list. I only wanted to post that convo, cause reading over it now, I am laughing still….alright, see ya later guys, have a good night.

18 thoughts on “Stupid People

  1. If you made with the boobs, he mighta left you alone earlier

    #1 | Comment by 1st comment — October 28, 2002 @ 10:44 pm

  2. it’s amazing how retarded people can get…
    i bet you he’s actually a 70 year old guy living in zimbabwe or something…
    meg, if i were you, i would’ve blocked that guy so fast it wouldn’t even be funny…
    Stay smart, shop S-mart! HYUK. I don’t know…

    #2 | Comment by dex — October 28, 2002 @ 10:53 pm

  3. oh golly how high was i to pretend to be italian and talk about my canadian cousin’s website…sorry

    <3 burntoasters.com

    #3 | Comment by Chris — October 29, 2002 @ 1:05 am

  4. That mothefucker is one smoooth operatin’ cocksucker. I bet you that bitch has got chicks line up to spare. I bet you dropped your panties just like that. Who could resist?

    Damn.

    #4 | Comment by elDente — October 29, 2002 @ 1:15 am

  5. that poof.

    #5 | Comment by j — October 29, 2002 @ 2:23 am

  6. my block button is starting to ware down, though i usually block the people i know personally…

    #6 | Comment by meg — October 29, 2002 @ 7:07 am

  7. thats the way it is and the world keeps turning round and round

    #7 | Comment by ringpinger — October 29, 2002 @ 7:07 am

  8. you could have said: dude, visit http://www.rasputin.de that is where you guys get what you want

    #8 | Comment by ringpinger — October 29, 2002 @ 7:17 am

  9. Now even Meg has a stalker? Am I the only one…? Okay, must stop thinking about it!

    #9 | Comment by Banana — October 29, 2002 @ 8:19 am

  10. 8 years of being on the internet, I was in IRC when IRC was for computer geeks, not over-run by perverts and teeny-boppers. I IM’d when ICQ came out in limitted beta.. I dropped em both, found that real life has an upside, I am still looking for it, but I actually have time now to do better things. Simplicity, it is a lot nicer than you think.

    #10 | Comment by IM INSANE — October 29, 2002 @ 9:44 am

  11. People like that are soo annoying. I used to get that ALL the time. Tis the price of having a cam site. The constant asking to see you naked and countless number of weirdos requesting strange things. I was on YIM one time and I was lighting candles in my room and some 35 year old man wanted to "dom me into multiple orgasms" and wanted to see me pour hot candle wax over my boobs. It is teh craziness.

    #11 | Comment by suzi — October 29, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  12. Mongolia rules!

    #12 | Comment by Bubba — October 29, 2002 @ 12:17 pm

  13. My block button has filed a law suit against me for cruel misuse, abuse, bodily harm. I can relate. We could compare chat logs, really. Sometimes the repeated questions are so obnoxious, you have to start wishing the ASL?! thing was still used. Or not.

    #13 | Comment by eve — October 29, 2002 @ 12:25 pm

  14. Y’know, I’m trying to figure out what it is, really, that separates this guy from all of the other morons on the internet who probably send you messages (or sign your guestbook) on a daily basis looking for pictures of you naked. In fact, I’d be willing to wager that this guy’s probably got a better grasp on English than most of the people I get IM’s from on a daily basis.

    This also makes me re-think this riff I put on my website yesterday about how much I’d dig it if I had breasts. Silly me, I only saw the upside.

    #14 | Comment by Umgawa — October 29, 2002 @ 12:33 pm

  15. Though I would have to agree with the fact that some old guy asking for naked pics of a chick is wrong, I do have to admit that man had good taste!

    #15 | Comment by J — October 29, 2002 @ 3:23 pm

  16. hmmmm, just imagining that…

    #16 | Comment by Ikke — October 29, 2002 @ 3:27 pm

  17. Shoulda gave in

    #17 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — October 29, 2002 @ 7:47 pm

  18. Mwahahaha!

    Yarr! thas all i got to say 🙁

    #18 | Comment by DarizZ — November 1, 2002 @ 1:39 pm

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