I KNEW IT

Ellen Page is a lesbian!

Always thought so and now she’s made it official.

In a speech at the Time to Thrive conference Friday, actress Ellen Page came out as gay. “I’m here today because I am gay,” she told the audience of LGBT youth at the Bally’s Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.

Would still give her the D.

Also, i’m not ashamed to tell you that i totally fapped to her digital naked likeness from that Beyond: Two Souls game on PS3.

I’m uploading a video of it right now (her ‘naked’, not me fapping). Check back here in half an hour or so for the link.

UPDATE: Here’s the video!

18 thoughts on “I KNEW IT

  1. Huzzah!

    #1 | Comment by eyeh8pnutz — February 14, 2014 @ 11:50 pm

  2. We all knew, did we not?

    #2 | Comment by tool — February 15, 2014 @ 1:52 am

  3. here’s the video of her speech at that thing she spoke at:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlCEIUATzg

    good speech!

    #3 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2014 @ 4:34 am

  4. is that her actual digital likeness or just an assumption?

    #4 | Comment by xan — February 15, 2014 @ 9:25 pm

  5. she did the motion capture in a skin tight suit so its pretty much a close approximation, figure-wise at least.

    im pretty sure they didnt take pictures of her naked body for this.

    #5 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2014 @ 11:20 pm

  6. #5 – don’t ruin it for me, man!!! Fuck!

    *Sigh* …zip…

    #6 | Comment by Smiley — February 16, 2014 @ 12:42 am

  7. I knew it, but I was hoping it wasn’t so.

    #7 | Comment by AryaStarklover — February 17, 2014 @ 8:21 am

  8. Lesbian or not, I’d tap her.

    #8 | Comment by Pirho — February 18, 2014 @ 10:47 am

  9. Everyone knew it.

    Worst. Kept. Secret. Ever.

    #9 | Comment by Solomon — February 18, 2014 @ 4:17 pm

  10. heard this on the radio today, gay pool winners. I raced home just to check in here.

    #10 | Comment by glitter — February 18, 2014 @ 9:58 pm

  11. While excited for an update, the focus of Ellen Page saddens me xD I cannot find attractive…probably because, yesh, she gives off that lezbo vibe. Good for her for finally saying it, too! It still troubles me that parts of this country think it’s some type of crime to be attracted to a person of the same sex. BTW, thanks Justin! A post at all just made my week!

    #11 | Comment by Phil — February 21, 2014 @ 1:37 pm

  12. wish i could share the beyond two souls ellen page/jodie holmes naked in the shower video to tumblr facebook twitter google plus pintris

    #12 | Comment by bob — February 21, 2014 @ 2:38 pm

  13. Though I half expected the fapping… the video was grand. I’d not seen the extended shower scene, thanks!

    #13 | Comment by Cheesy — February 21, 2014 @ 5:55 pm

  14. I’m starting to notice a trend here. If being gay were a combination of nature(ie, you’re born liking both, with overlap) and nurture(what you’re influenced by), folks need to stop talking about “sticking it in” young actresses’ “poopers”. Imagine you’re a 12-17 year old girl, just had your first major successes. You go online, and all you read about are 30-50 year old guys talking about sticking it in your pooper. If you were anywhere on the fence, or hell, even if you might have been 99% straight with 1% bi/gay, you’d hop that fence right quick. cf. Julianna Rose Mauriello.

    #14 | Comment by Anony Mouse — March 11, 2014 @ 8:17 pm

  15. #14 is gay.

    #15 | Comment by smash — March 28, 2014 @ 7:08 am

  16. Psst… I know it’s been over a month, but the video seems to be down. Is there anyway we could get a reup? I’ve only seen screencaps and have been looking for the actual video for months!

    #16 | Comment by Johnny — April 4, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

  17. The video is so glitchy, shows the lack of power on the playstation

    #17 | Comment by filth — April 6, 2014 @ 4:50 pm

  18. Nasty carpet muncher.

    #18 | Comment by Daddy Whorebucks — May 4, 2014 @ 12:15 pm

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