Now, i can’t say if she was my first ever celebrity crush but she was definitely one of many. In the 90’s, i actually had a subscription to Bop and The Big Bopper. There was this one poster of Alyssa Milano that totally did it for me. This was before that phase were she started doing those stupid skin flicks. Those stupidly fappable skin flicks (thank you Embrace of the Vampire).
Anyway, i remember always wanting this poster. I wanted it so bad. Never actually sent away for one but it’s never left my mind. Thinking about first celebrity crushes brought back memories of this so i decided to see if there were any high res images of it on the googles. This was the only thing i was able to find.
Fuckin’ Bop and The Big Bopper.
Tell me your first celebrity crush so i can go on another nostalgia trip.
Cheryl Ladd. Dripping wet, climbing up a boat ladder on Charlie’s Angels.
#1 | Comment by 3383 — November 14, 2016 @ 8:53 pm
First! Now that is out of the way, I must say Justin I love these trips down memory lane.
#2 | Comment by pirho — November 14, 2016 @ 8:57 pm
Knowing what I now know, I feel… wrong.
But back in 1983 – it was Faye Grant as Dr. Juliet Parrish in the NBC mini-seires “V”.
It was Ms. Grant who captured my heart as a boy and gave me a lifetime affinity for petite women.
#3 | Comment by JohnIan — November 16, 2016 @ 1:17 am
punky bruster.
#4 | Comment by xanstrom — November 16, 2016 @ 10:52 am
“Knowing what I now know, I feel… wrong.”
What eldritch secrets have you learned?
#5 | Comment by Cuckbomb3000 — November 18, 2016 @ 11:40 pm
I guess I should answer the question. I think mine was Six from Blossom, but my memory is shit these days.
#6 | Comment by Cuckbomb3000 — November 18, 2016 @ 11:42 pm
Mine was Jem from ‘Jem’ the cartoon.
I was 4 or 5. I distinctly remember kissing the TV during the opening scene at least once.
Probably the precursor to me visiting this site for the last dozen years.
#7 | Comment by Just a Guy — November 21, 2016 @ 8:49 pm
Sarah Michelle Geller was my first true person crush. My god. I had the leather pants sweater poster on my wall and i would just marvel at her.
#8 | Comment by anon — November 24, 2016 @ 10:58 pm
teri hatcher. lois and clark superman
#9 | Comment by gary — November 25, 2016 @ 9:06 pm
Neve Campbell. Scream.
#10 | Comment by Warren — November 28, 2016 @ 12:59 pm
Morgan Fairchild on Mork & Mindy show.
#11 | Comment by no1lcd — November 29, 2016 @ 12:12 pm
Ally Sheedy, don’t know why. Don’t remember if it was because of War Games, Breakfast Club or some other movie.
#12 | Comment by AKA Postal — December 5, 2016 @ 1:57 am
How did I miss this post? I usually check in once a week.
I really have to put my thinking cap on for this. It was the early 80s when I was sexually cognizant, but I think the earliest celeb crushes off the top of my head right now are.
Melissa Joan Hart – Clarissa Explains it All
Jennifer Love Hewitt –
#13 | Comment by Glitter — December 6, 2016 @ 2:52 pm
Markie Post. The episode where she flashes a guy so Harry Anderson can win at arm wrestling is something I still think about. Oh my gosh, she’s like 70 now.
Also, I’m seconding Jem. I would watch it but not tell anyone. I wanted to marry her. I was five, so hopefully Jerrica was a pedo.
#14 | Comment by JK — December 7, 2016 @ 9:41 pm
Hmmmmm…let’s jump right to Christina Aguilera in Dirty
#15 | Comment by Philzosity — December 8, 2016 @ 9:31 pm
further thought also brings back the realization that the 1988 “The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking” with Tami Erin is the genesis of my deeply rooted redhead fetish.
#16 | Comment by Glitter — December 11, 2016 @ 3:17 pm
Srsly? No one?
Fappy new year pedos…
#17 | Comment by Filthyfish — January 2, 2017 @ 12:46 am
Erin Grey in Buck Rogers. Or, maybe, like about 70% of guys my age Maureen McCormick otherwise known as “Marcia, Marcia Marcia Brady”.
#18 | Comment by Ironray — January 3, 2017 @ 5:43 am
Well, there was Princess Leia in the original Star Wars, closely followed by Athena in Battlestar Galactica and Col. Wilma Deering in Buck Rogers (you may be sensing a theme here). But the woman who really did it for my burgeoning 12-year-old sexuality was Madonna at the tail end of her ‘Like a Virgin’ phase. She was all sex all the time.
#19 | Comment by bsreg — January 7, 2017 @ 12:29 am
Candice Cameron in Full House.
#20 | Comment by Allen — January 24, 2017 @ 5:26 am
Isabelle Adjani in Subway
#21 | Comment by Redeyemaster — January 24, 2017 @ 11:25 pm
Erin Gray from Buck Rogers.
#22 | Comment by Steampunk — February 3, 2017 @ 11:22 pm
The only early crush that I still distinctly remember is Kim Basinger after seeing her in My Stepmom is an Alien.
#23 | Comment by mo-boobies — February 5, 2017 @ 11:20 pm
Erin Gray, Miss Spandex.
Fond memories.
#24 | Comment by JohnIan — February 11, 2017 @ 5:06 am
Recent events have also jarred my memories.
Mary Tyler Moore
And
Elizabeth Montgomery
I used to watch alot of Dick Van Dyke and Bewitched. Both of those women were two of my earliest Fap objects. And it’s no surprise that the Modern Family Julie Bowen is now my no. 1 with a bullet. She bears a striking resemblance to both in a way.
#25 | Comment by Glitter — February 12, 2017 @ 11:33 am
Duh Avril of course. why else would I come to this site
#26 | Comment by Ikke — October 10, 2017 @ 1:33 pm
Danielle Fishel, Alicia Silverstone, or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Don’t remember who was my “first”
#27 | Comment by Crawley — November 14, 2017 @ 7:53 am
I would like to climb a palm tree and drink coconut pee.
#28 | Comment by The Moist Llama — February 28, 2018 @ 8:14 am