omigod so i went to up to the mall yesterday (ts called waterford lakes and they have everything!!!!!!!!!!!!) and i bought the cutest shirt its a baby shirt cause this girl i work with (her name is shawna) is having a baby and shes having a babys hower i couldnt think of what to get for the baby so i just got this shirt its white. its also got like embroidery on it in white of little flowery things and strapps so its like a baby camisole kinda its really cute
reminds me of something like a hippy thing
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AND I MET THIS GUY HE LOOKS LIKE EDWARD NORTON i love edward norton hes such a cutie i would love to violently rape him and then put him in my closet and keep him 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 did u see that one movie though which hes in and plays a nazi guy???! that movie was bad i almost didnt like him anymore but my sister says he is just an actor and they paid him to play that part except that i still dont like it. intolerant people suck u kno
i think ill buy a cam and take pictures of my boobs and post them on justins site and then just rake in the hits WHAT a good idea huH?! i mean look its worked for other girls obviously who like to pretend they can make webpages & give that as prof of how smart they are when there sites are really awful and look like n enlarge java popup (popsups are so annoying i HATE THEM with like all my heart i dont think i hate anything more than popups)
except maybe intolerance like the nazis
i painted my toenails yesterday too theyre this teal color now and i like the color its really pretty does anyone else (girls only hahaha) remember mixing their nailpolishes 2gether to make new colors that was soooooooooooo much fun it uesd to be my favorite thing to do other than to read YM which is a great magazine for young girls to learn stuff like fashion tips speaking of fashion tips the agali girl almost has her section like that done!!!!!!!!! i bet meg is real excited about it
valentines day is coming up soon and i was listening to stacys diary last night on the radio she had a really good point about how valentines day a guys success hitting it was directioon porpurtional to his ability to like go all out on vday and get his gf something really nice (or his wife i guess but do married ppl really have sex i think they might just not cause it would be really gross omg except i love my boyfriend and maybe if we got married we would altho most married people dont or so ive heard)
it could be just a rumor tho
so isnt everybody sooooooooooo glad jsutin’s back i missed him so mcuh hes such a silly guy 8) i remember a few years ago when i first talked to him he was different tho he didnt seem so into the porn thing and porn is almost as silly as the thougt of married ppl having sex i think because who reallylooks at that stuff what a waste of tiem!!! newayz justin was a really cool guy we used (wel hes still cool but its kinda in a different way which has to do i think with exitstensialism type stuff)
Eat my ass, Jenn. Maybe I should take this opportunity to sit at my keyboard, giggling at my own supposed wit as I talk about Justin’s cock, anal raping, and writing bestiality stories. Ooh, I’m such a rebellious little girl, so naughty!
(You realize, I hope, that you’re just another little novelty item for this site.)
*giggles*
#1 | Comment by Seriously — February 12, 2003 @ 9:42 am
Actually, when we saw American History X, my girlfriend fell in love with Mr. Norton then and there, shaved head, swastika over heart and everything. She dumped me for him, and I was slightly confused.
Cause, you know, her and Mr. Norton never started dating.
#2 | Comment by Seriously — February 12, 2003 @ 9:48 am
He actually looked great in that movie, ugly sastika and all.
#3 | Comment by thess — February 12, 2003 @ 10:03 am
Hmmmm. I swear I have read that one before under someone else’s name. And married people do too still have sex! I think. Sex is what you call it when you get fat together and sit on opposite ends of the couch watching tv all the time, right?
#4 | Comment by Jamlink — February 12, 2003 @ 10:32 am
Man, Thess really hates that Canadian girl whose name escapes me now.
#5 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — February 12, 2003 @ 11:08 am
Damn…..you write too much! MY BRAIN HURTS!
#6 | Comment by Barlow Sinclair — February 12, 2003 @ 11:14 am
Ouch.
Just Ouch.
#7 | Comment by Kingolf — February 12, 2003 @ 11:54 am
Wow. Bitter much?
#8 | Comment by Pancho — February 12, 2003 @ 1:30 pm
Avril? Thess hates Avril? Thess….you should not be bitter against Avril because she sings better then you. Grow up will ya? ;D
#9 | Comment by Jamlink — February 12, 2003 @ 1:46 pm
No, Dugas is wrong. I like Avril. 🙁
#10 | Comment by thess — February 12, 2003 @ 2:21 pm
n-e-wayz…
#11 | Comment by me — February 12, 2003 @ 2:26 pm
*bulging eyes*
That was fun. Thess, you hit on several points I was just dying to hear about. Toenail polish and all!! If you didn’t live so damn far away, I would have taken you lingerie and cigarette shopping, based only on this one post. *pays homage*
#12 | Comment by eve — February 12, 2003 @ 2:33 pm
There is no way in hell this is Thess. I pray to the lord on above, that this is your mentally retarded little sister…
Secondly —
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH AND I MET THIS GUY HE LOOKS LIKE EDWARD NORTON i love edward norton hes such a cutie i would love to violently rape him and then put him in my closet and keep him 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 did u see that one movie though which hes in and plays a nazi guy???! that movie was bad i almost didnt like him anymore but my sister says he is just an actor and they paid him to play that part except that i still dont like it. intolerant people suck u kno
First off, the movie is AMERICAN HISTORY X – of course you couldn’t be bothered to remember that since you didn’t even get the simple fact that the whole MOTHERFUCKING point of the movie was that he realized that being a neo-nazi was a complete crock…
Jesus. How can you be this stupid? This is what happens when you inhale nailpolish…
#13 | Comment by JesusChrist — February 12, 2003 @ 2:49 pm
Someone (read: JesusChrist) didn’t get the joke. Some else (read: Eve) did. Let’s talk. Come huff nailpolish with me.
#14 | Comment by thess — February 12, 2003 @ 2:53 pm
Thank god this post was a sham….I’d have to kill myself if Thess turned into a Barbie girl.
#15 | Comment by bligityblah — February 12, 2003 @ 3:19 pm
This was, by far, one of the greatest bits of sarcasm used to make an ass out of someone I have ever read. Excellently executed, Thess :).
#16 | Comment by Bryan — February 12, 2003 @ 3:52 pm
word to your mother
#17 | Comment by mighty kong — February 12, 2003 @ 4:12 pm
ahhhh thess…….I’ve missed you. Not bad for a pasty face white girl.
#18 | Comment by md — February 12, 2003 @ 5:07 pm
omg omg omfg FUBAR IS FINALLY FUCKING BACK!
sorry…er…yeh…move along..
#19 | Comment by Jacob — February 12, 2003 @ 7:33 pm
"I used to have sex with my wife once a week….then she died…..then it was like 3 or 4 times a week" 🙂 ….HAHAHA gotta love that movie
#20 | Comment by jason — February 12, 2003 @ 8:27 pm
Hee hee, awesome.
I’d show Justin my boobies as well, if he’d let me post. =)
#21 | Comment by Bubba — February 12, 2003 @ 8:36 pm
funny how people can miss the point and be so passionate about it
*Jesus. How can you be this stupid? This is what happens when you inhale nailpolish…*
muahahahaha
Justin i want real nudies… not some crap pic of Avril in sportswear…
#22 | Comment by beng — February 12, 2003 @ 10:00 pm
Thess vomits: "Someone (read: JesusChrist) didn’t get the joke…"
…you clever little bitch. You are truly motherfucking brilliant.
#23 | Comment by JesusChrist — February 13, 2003 @ 2:34 am
hey i noticed you dun hate "fucking" malaysia anymore
and you referred to it as stupid malaysia
why is that – ah?
#24 | Comment by beng — February 13, 2003 @ 2:48 am
*Pulls head out of a tin garbage can with Space Ship spray painted on the side
OK! I got a theory y’hear? See… Thess was bein’ sarcastlco so shes stated mentionin bout Nail Polish, ‘nd Edward Noyten and such, to y’know, puts the diss on Jenns, see… you follow?
So the saviour Jesus, was also being sarcastic (See: Jesus. How can you be this stupid? This is what happens when you inhale nailpolish…)But I really cant ell if hes was directin’ it to himslef or to teh Thess… either way, Thess was more wittier then all of y’all anyways…
I cant see how most’ya dont get sarcasm at this stage of the game, or maybe Im just bein’ a paranod fool like my wife be sayin’… but dont believe… shes be workin’ for Nasa or the CIA or… you know, somthin like that… Oh.. and i think you were referring to Meg, Dugas of eenodol…
*A loud clatter comes from within the garbage can
Oh no you dont! Ill get you you Marti-ans…YAHOO!!
*Dives head first into the garbage can
#25 | Comment by Guizhang — February 13, 2003 @ 5:27 am
WHA…what you fuck are you doing in a garbage can? Why is Jesus such an ass? He used to be such a nice guy. I thought Thess could write, what the fuck is this? I just got this transfa. You gotta be kiddin me, I just got it!
Oh, and I think Thess actually likes Edward Norton that much.(read:FNF)
#26 | Comment by Bubba — February 13, 2003 @ 6:29 am
You people truly amaze me. If you don’t understand something you read, or if you only "think" you understand, why not just keep quiet and save yourself the embarrassment. Even the people trying to explain to the other readers are wrong.
Props to the people who haven’t smoked away the last of their brain cells.
#27 | Comment by Jamlink — February 13, 2003 @ 10:23 am
I’m gonna take the props before someone else does, thanks man.
#28 | Comment by Bubba — February 13, 2003 @ 12:22 pm
*Is now in a See-Saw dressed in aluminum foil
Ugh dang…. now the Beatlink is puttin’ the diss on me… ON ME… well, I guessed I had it comin’… silly me, makin jokes, and talkin and such… that why Claudette left me… Thats what she says anyways…
*Takes a shot of his Moonshine
But I didn’ belive er… She wet back to the Washington DC to meet with… with…. the ATF or the FDA or whatever… makes me want to cry… xcept ive been smokin and drinkin to much… now im just urinatin on meself…
Guess this be the end for me….
*Begins to sing a sad Bluegrass song
#29 | Comment by Guizhang — February 13, 2003 @ 3:24 pm
I have a theory about this comment system, as well as other comment systems on other largely read e/n sites.
Theory: The comments are rarely about the actual post [lest it be something controversial or the like], because someone almost always comments something that is either (a)insulting to another human, (b)completely off of the subject, or (c)something that doesn’t make sense. Then, in turn, someone else comments about said comment, then the next person comments about that said comment, and so on and so on, until Justin [or any other webmaster-victim] has about 40+ useless comments that don’t usually pertain to the post at all.
In fact, this comment has absolutely nothing to do with the post, so I am literally contradicting myself right here and right now. Also, I truly have no idea why I’m posting this at all. I’m probably just bored.
So, this comment wasn’t to offend anyone, just a different opinion on things.
Anyways.
#30 | Comment by Nick Bryant — February 13, 2003 @ 4:51 pm
Oh no Nick, that isnt a theory, thats scientific fact…
Its been said a million times before, and new members will likely say it again… because its absolutly true… and we know it…
See, thats the beauty of FUBAR, its a everything-nothing site. Most readers are bored slackers who just want to read funny posts and witty comments… thats just our nature… at least it is for me…
So, this comment wasn’t to offend anyone, just a different opinion on things.
Anyways.
#31 | Comment by Guizhang — February 13, 2003 @ 7:30 pm
Sorry Celius….forgot it was you or I would have refrained 😀
#32 | Comment by Jamlink — February 13, 2003 @ 9:00 pm
I get it… Jamlink is demonstrating the supporting arguments of his own post — consider yourself reprimanded via
http://hoslap.net/
#33 | Comment by raceman — February 13, 2003 @ 9:29 pm
thess rules. 🙂 If I were ed norton, I would find her.
#34 | Comment by mark — February 17, 2003 @ 11:38 am
Yeah, Guizhang, it was eithe Meg or that other one. It wasn’t Avril, I mean, how would it be possible to forget her? I see her plastered all over this page and general media for that matter. In any event, I offer my praise for Thess’s amazing sarcasm. It clearly outshines even my own.
#35 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — February 25, 2003 @ 9:49 am