So Lizzie and i were talking and i decided that it’s time to retire the site. I’ve been going through a lot of heartache this past week and i haven’t really been paying much attention to the site anymore. I just don’t have my heart into it. Posting has become something of a chore now. No inspiration, no motivation… heck, that masturbation post i just posted… it was recycled. I posted up that little tidbit back in February 2001. Ironically, right after i’d broken up with my 8th ex. COINCIDENCE?
I dunno guys. I just don’t have my heart in it anymore. This past week has been HELL for me. And i still haven’t recovered one bit. I’ve never been hit this hard by a break up before. This was the most serious relationship i’d ever been in. I lost a large part of my life when i lost her. And i don’t think i’ll ever be the same again. And i’ve gotten so fucking emo as a result. Again, another bitter twist of fate… posting about emo and then becoming emo.
I won’t bother with a long goodbye. I’ll just end it here. FUBAR will no longer be updated anymore.
Mother fucker! I forgot it was past midnight! Damn you Justin! Damn you!!!
#1 | Comment by cf — April 1, 2003 @ 1:12 am
Then hello.
Unless it’s a double cross.
#2 | Comment by Seriously — April 1, 2003 @ 1:13 am
"Ha-Ha. April Fool’s!!!
Posted by Justin – 12:50am April 1, 2003"
[04/01/03 12:49 AM] [141.218.226.197] Justin cleared this control panel log
[04/01/03 12:50 AM] [24.164.85.110] Justin added a comment to entry #00000773 (The end)
that wasn’t me.
#3 | Comment by Justin — April 1, 2003 @ 1:24 am
Then good-bye.
Unless it’s a April Fool’s joke to the third power.
#4 | Comment by Seriously — April 1, 2003 @ 1:31 am
On second thought, nevermind. Your ruse is too clever for me, whichever way it goes.
To be safe, I say goodnight. Nice and noncommital, like me.
#5 | Comment by Seriously — April 1, 2003 @ 1:47 am
That was a pretty good joke, fag.
#6 | Comment by hl mencken — April 1, 2003 @ 2:09 am
Well then, if its over, its over. Good bye. My life doesn’t revolve around this site. I mean I used to come here back in the day before the war when there was porn and lots of goodies to look at and read about. Now that all of that stuff has become a chore, so is coming to a site with no new posts. The message boards really don’t mean much to me because there are all kinds of message boards on the web, and that’s that.
Goodbye to Justin, sorry about all of your love problems of late, I really and truely know how much break up’s suck. Maybe someday you will let us help you out and use this place as an escape, but untill then good bye.
April Fools is a mighty big coincidence but whatever’s real is real. Pretty evil if this isnt real.
#7 | Comment by hippie — April 1, 2003 @ 2:37 am
You fucking loser. Don’t push me Justin, you know that I can be a nasty little bitch whore. I am your mother and you should treat me as such.
Love
Jenn
#8 | Comment by Jennsdiaries — April 1, 2003 @ 3:20 am
Please reconsider Justin.
Oh and if this is an April Fool then damn you for playing with my emotions.
#9 | Comment by Marty — April 1, 2003 @ 3:22 am
Oh well, I’ll still have… nothing.
#10 | Comment by Kingolf — April 1, 2003 @ 3:43 am
yeah like we’re gonna believe you the fifth time…
#11 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — April 1, 2003 @ 3:46 am
well come to think of it, justin wont leave the site… hes fallen too much into the site, that leaving it would mean another separation…
he could not possibly deal with it… he’ll miss all of our comments, all our perverted minds, etc… well possibly leave the site for another holiday, but not forever…
i mean lazy as he is he will keep on returning to this place… its like his son for god sake… or daughter… so, j-man, can you imagine life without fubar?
#12 | Comment by beng — April 1, 2003 @ 4:11 am
Ok we have two possible outcomes here:
1. It’s an Aprils fools joke – Justin will continue posting.
2. Justin does really mean Fubar is closing – but we’ve been here before and we all know he will be back before the summer.
🙂
#13 | Comment by Carl — April 1, 2003 @ 4:23 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ok, there’s my emotional outburst. Justin, I really do hope this is a cruel April fools joke. Why don’t you let the ladies bear the burden for a bit and take a break? Then see how you feel. Don’t make another emo decision just because you’re emo. Just some advice. If not, all the best my friend.
#14 | Comment by grud — April 1, 2003 @ 5:33 am
tidaaaaak!
#15 | Comment by sid — April 1, 2003 @ 6:13 am
where r u biatch? <3
#16 | Comment by Ju — April 1, 2003 @ 6:55 am
"12:01am April 1, 2003"
Seeya tomorrow, man.
#17 | Comment by Sen — April 1, 2003 @ 7:20 am
you suck, the site sucks, everything sucks……..
#18 | Comment by JOE BLOW — April 1, 2003 @ 8:02 am
::snort:: wussie.
#19 | Comment by lizzie — April 1, 2003 @ 8:04 am
hardy har har! my april fools day joke of the year. i really like my roommate and she has a boyfriend. we got on eachother saturday night WHILE he was passed out, but she still stayed at his place last night. isn’t life grand! btw she models and she’s wayyyyyyy to hot for this guy.
#20 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 1, 2003 @ 8:39 am
uncle pauly is getting ready to receive an ass-kicking
#21 | Comment by boyfriend — April 1, 2003 @ 10:10 am
Of course now uncle pauly can do the old – "Hey, what has two thumbs and nailed your girlfriend?……This Guy!!!" thing
#22 | Comment by bligityblah — April 1, 2003 @ 11:05 am
emo bitch
#23 | Comment by anon — April 1, 2003 @ 11:53 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
#24 | Comment by beng — April 1, 2003 @ 12:11 pm
Isn’t today, like, a new year or something?
#25 | Comment by Banana — April 1, 2003 @ 12:12 pm
Let me get the domain then…I’ll give you a unicycle and a stick of Big Red
#26 | Comment by Will — April 1, 2003 @ 12:14 pm
er…wow..
#27 | Comment by ... — April 1, 2003 @ 12:16 pm
If the girls want another person to latch onto and adore I can fill that role.
#28 | Comment by andy — April 1, 2003 @ 12:19 pm
April Fools!!
Ps. Justin, dont you quit your site at least once a year. You’ll be back. They all come back.
#29 | Comment by Pacgod — April 1, 2003 @ 12:20 pm
Awww man. I can’t believe this! It’s been like 2 months since good ol FUBAR has returned, and now it’s going away again! Come on Justin! If you’re not gonna post, then perhaps you’ll leave the site up and let the FUBAR ladies post??? And who knows? Maybe in time you’ll decide you want to return. Keep the site up! But good luck with whateva dude. It’s been a pleasure.
#30 | Comment by cf — April 1, 2003 @ 12:23 pm
Good-bye.
Unless it’s an April Fool’s joke.
#31 | Comment by Seriously — April 1, 2003 @ 12:25 pm
Justin, go take a break. Smell the air, cry a lot, whatever you need to do.
In the meantime, there are plenty of people with posting rights, the hosting is free, the URL is paid for, and the site is up and running. Perhaps you might give a few more of us posting rights and the site can just continue without you for a while. If it turns into a ghost site of its own accord, great shut it down. If not, it’s no skin off your nose to let it and its community coast for a bit.
#32 | Comment by RedEye — April 1, 2003 @ 12:37 pm
doesn’t this happen a few times a year?
#33 | Comment by bligityblah — April 1, 2003 @ 12:37 pm
Ha-Ha. April Fool’s!!!
#34 | Comment by Justin — April 1, 2003 @ 12:50 pm
Well I’m glad I didn’t believe it. Because I’m usually what one would call "gullible".
#35 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — April 1, 2003 @ 12:58 pm
You crazy fucker!! Don’t toy with our emotions. I realize it’s april 1st, but come on, that’s too much.
#36 | Comment by Onan — April 1, 2003 @ 1:56 pm
🙁
#37 | Comment by Windsor — April 1, 2003 @ 2:53 pm
Funny how he posted it exactly at 12:01? the first minute of april fools day?
#38 | Comment by J-Dog — April 1, 2003 @ 2:56 pm
Now this is EMO.
#39 | Comment by grip — April 1, 2003 @ 4:44 pm
Like sand through an hour glass so go the days of our lives… that has nothing to do with anything, but its been in my head all freaking day and I had to get it out somewhere… hopefully it will stick in one of your heads instead and I will finally be rid of it.
#40 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 1, 2003 @ 4:52 pm
Whether it is a joke or not, the date at the top should read Tuesday, April 1, 2003…
#41 | Comment by gabdabary — April 1, 2003 @ 5:03 pm
gayness.
#42 | Comment by Pancho — April 1, 2003 @ 5:27 pm
this shit is so lame…justin needs to learn how to suck his own cock so we don’t have to listen to him whine. go see a movie and cheer up or your going to be worse than dashboard.
#43 | Comment by ra — April 1, 2003 @ 5:27 pm
Okay Justin, to the real Justin and not to whomever apparently posted as Justin, is this for real or is it an April Fool’s day joke? When you posted it, it was a minute in the morning, and not after twelve noon, so it could be. But I’m hoping it is a joke and that you really are not giving up this site. It’s a really amazing site, and I don’t think you should give it up beacause you’re feeling unhappy right now. Yes, the break-up was very devastating, but giving up this site is something you’re doing because you feel bad. After a while, when you’ve gotten over this a lot, you’ll most likely not feel the same as you do now and will want the site back. My suggestion is to not give it up or destroy it or take it offline, etc. but rather keep it up but maybe just make it "dormant" and not let anybody post, and then once you are feeling better you can start it up again. Right now you’re not feeling motivated because you’re too depressed about other things like this break-up, but soon enough you’ll start feeling better and want to use this again, if nothing as a source to vent your anger or resentment, or whatever you’re feeling at the time. But please keep this site going – it’s done so well thus far and I’m sure can continue to do so. Thank you.
#44 | Comment by Goat_Actor — April 1, 2003 @ 5:41 pm
🙁
#45 | Comment by Windsor — April 1, 2003 @ 7:32 pm
har har hardy har har, ya and i have genital herpes in my throat and a silcon dildo up my ass………APRIL FOOLS
#46 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — April 1, 2003 @ 9:09 pm
ok, carl said:"Ok we have two possible outcomes here:
1. It’s an Aprils fools joke – Justin will continue posting.
2. Justin does really mean Fubar is closing – but we’ve been here before and we all know he will be back before the summer."
but what if it isn’t an April Fools joke and it ISN’T like the previous times? what if he leaves and never comes back? what if we never see our pal, Justin, ever again? So many painful thoughts….its like emo-kryptonite.
#47 | Comment by The DaRk_SuPeRMaN — April 1, 2003 @ 9:17 pm
2) Then, that would be like "See Ya!"
#48 | Comment by panic — April 1, 2003 @ 9:44 pm
He updated… changed the dates so that it shows it as Tuesday April 1st rather than Monday April 1st…
#49 | Comment by some guy — April 1, 2003 @ 10:06 pm
that was so for an april fool joke
#50 | Comment by indiana chris — April 1, 2003 @ 10:06 pm
Last Resort:we kill his new ex and stuff her -i’m sure we could pay realdoll to insert a vagina and anus for our emo-hero to fuck.
#51 | Comment by justice smolatte — April 1, 2003 @ 11:45 pm