There once was an asian named Justin,
who for b00bies he was alwasy lustin’.
One day he wished
for his own set of tits,
but he found on one’s head, they’re disgustin’.
dont link this
WAUGH!
There once was an asian named Justin,
who for b00bies he was alwasy lustin’.
One day he wished
for his own set of tits,
but he found on one’s head, they’re disgustin’.
so i finally made a first comment
#1 | Comment by luke — April 11, 2003 @ 11:16 am
heres the poem that got me the sadistic psycho killer award:
The end of days;
A day will come
When I will rise
And break through all the defensive vibes.
Thatll be the day when oppression will begin
The blood of my enemies will keep on flowing.
With death, destruction and peril all around
The fire of hell will rise from the ground.
When mans skull will be sold at a bargain
The devils death knell will ring again.
That is the day I dream of now
Can it come true, if so then how?
Tell me oh monsters of the sands of time
About the day when the train of death will chime.
I cant wait for all the destruction to start
To feed my soul hungry for the devils birth.
#2 | Comment by luke — April 11, 2003 @ 11:20 am
the poem seems appropriate with the layout
although i might be getting banned for flooding the comment section
#3 | Comment by luke — April 11, 2003 @ 11:21 am
Is it just me or is this website getting boring lately?
#4 | Comment by J-Dog — April 11, 2003 @ 12:22 pm
TheFelinePunk is a creative genius! Enough said.
#5 | Comment by Banana — April 11, 2003 @ 12:23 pm
justin we desperately need u to post. these girls are making me sick.
#6 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 11, 2003 @ 2:17 pm
How dare you Banana, thinking of any other girl but Jenn.
I am a creative genius! MEEEE!!! So are Justin, Banana, Seriously, Embus, Gabdabary, Discommode, and Jamlink.(who i miss dearly) Also: Eve, Keli, and Thess (i guess. she seems to have a way with making all of the rest of you worship her every move.) Then again, so does Dikkok. I shall add him too!
What was I talking about….oh yeah. How dare you Banana!!!
#7 | Comment by Bubba — April 11, 2003 @ 2:57 pm
if you really want tits, get implants, or get a girl.
#8 | Comment by nived — April 11, 2003 @ 4:24 pm
Creative genius?
I take umbrage!
#9 | Comment by Seriously — April 11, 2003 @ 4:27 pm
Get more pics of that beth girl and use them for a layout. Now she was hot
#10 | Comment by nived — April 11, 2003 @ 4:47 pm
Ah, you’re right, Bubba. I really am a glutton for punishment, but even Jenn pays me more mind than Punky Cat, so I now repent.
And it’s true–all those people are creative…genii…especially teh Bubba!
#11 | Comment by Banana — April 11, 2003 @ 6:49 pm
I’m special too Bubba. I am a creative genius. List me please. I want to be included. I want to be with all you cool people then maybe I can be cool and all the coolness will make me popular and I can go out with the cool girls and my life will be complete.
#12 | Comment by huh — April 11, 2003 @ 9:39 pm
I forgot Umgawa…
#13 | Comment by Bubba — April 11, 2003 @ 11:15 pm
I actually think that my comment posting as of late has either been lackluster or totally lacking, and so I’d like to apologize to Bubba and remove myself from the running L.B.J. style, in the sense of, "I will not seek, nor will I accept," such an office, since I’ve exercised next to no effort.
I think that I may have written something about how I wish I had breasts on my webpage, but -regardless- here’s the synopsis: I wish I had breasts. I’d like to take a shower and look at myself in the mirror and go, "Damn, you got a fine rack…" And I’m not talking like, "Bob… Bob had bitch-tits…" or anything like that. I’m talking about like a nice set of C-cups, because then I’d quit my job and just sit in front of the television and fluff them from time to time like fine pillows.
Nice to see that I can still be creative when I need to be. Thanks, Punk.
#14 | Comment by Umgawa — April 12, 2003 @ 4:11 am
And me. Aww c’mon Bubba. Pleeeeaaase. I’m creative. I’ll click on that outwar link. C’mon you know you want it.
#15 | Comment by huh — April 12, 2003 @ 12:10 pm
HEY! why fuck does The Pussy get to post but I don’t ;(
:):):)
#16 | Comment by Bungle — April 15, 2003 @ 10:51 am
limericks have 8 syllables on lines 1, 2, and 5
#17 | Comment by andy — April 16, 2003 @ 11:02 pm