La idea de mi estar quedar por la noche…

Having just dyed my hair and realizing there’s absolutely nothing to do until either Golf Guy finishes practice or Surfer Guy gets off work, I’ve decided to update.

Today’s Subject: Men’s Underwear
(complete with pictures)

…Just kidding.

…Okay, not really.

Yeah, I got nothin’. Christ, I’m bored.

30 thoughts on “La idea de mi estar quedar por la noche…

  1. I think I have that first one in red…

    #1 | Comment by Susan — May 13, 2003 @ 7:23 am

  2. ew…wee little johnsons and pink furry underwear dont mix

    #2 | Comment by Will — May 13, 2003 @ 7:23 am

  3. Oh, ye of little fashion sense…those aren’t furry, they’re VELVET.

    #3 | Comment by thess — May 13, 2003 @ 7:31 am

  4. dude, WTF. that’s not cool. Now if you post them, i think you should post women in their panty’s. Come on Thess, you know you wanna.

    #4 | Comment by nived — May 13, 2003 @ 7:47 am

  5. Tomorrows subject: woman’s thongs!


    #5 | Comment by Amz — May 13, 2003 @ 8:05 am

  6. i like the elphant one……i think i am gonna get it.

    #6 | Comment by luke — May 13, 2003 @ 8:15 am

  7. I thinks the fourth guy is wearing his sister’s undies.

    #7 | Comment by Onan — May 13, 2003 @ 9:29 am

  8. Any "man" who would wear that shit is most definately a fucking fag. That ain’t men’s underwear, that’s women’s underwear with a little more room for a dick and balls (or really swollen vagina).

    #8 | Comment by Bryan — May 13, 2003 @ 10:02 am

  9. Let’s get some pics of his sister on here.. lol

    #9 | Comment by nived — May 13, 2003 @ 10:06 am

  10. Real men go comando, just watch out u dont zip ‘ol charlie up in the zipper

    #10 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — May 13, 2003 @ 11:58 am

  11. Damn Thess. You really must be bored. So which pair would Golf Guy wear? Which pair would Surfer guy wear? Surfer guy would probably wear the sling. I’m thinking Golf Guy would wear the gray or pink number. Golf Guy. Golf Guy’s suck Thess. They’re such pricks. They tend to think highly of themselves and they drink too much beer. Then they get fat. They’re not really atheletes, but they think they are. I hate them. Go with Surfer Guy and ditch Golf Guy. If for no other reason, Surfer guy wears the sling.

    #11 | Comment by grud — May 13, 2003 @ 5:40 pm

  12. I saw the elephant pair at FoHollywood a couple years ago. Shame on the woman that lets a man wear something that strange.

    #12 | Comment by eve — May 13, 2003 @ 6:17 pm

  13. I once zipped ‘ol charlie up in my zipper. The zipper went all the way up even though I was caught in it. Very much like There’s something about mary, but not as painful. There was bleeding though, but not much.

    #13 | Comment by Onan — May 13, 2003 @ 6:53 pm

  14. I still love the fact that you guys have to examine the pictures. I caught a glimpse of one of the pictures, scrolled down, then erased it from my memory. Here you weirdos are talking about furry elephants and such, it kind of makes you wonder…nah.

    #14 | Comment by Bubba — May 13, 2003 @ 7:17 pm

  15. Bubba, the real tragedy is that when I first saw this post, I was at home on the dial up. You can imagine the horror I felt as I was forced to see that crap slowly appear. Gag. Darn you Thess!!! You’ve warped me for life. I won’t be able to get an erection for a week.

    #15 | Comment by grud — May 13, 2003 @ 8:44 pm

  16. You know I love you, grud.

    #16 | Comment by thess — May 13, 2003 @ 8:49 pm

  17. thess 😉

    #17 | Comment by grud — May 13, 2003 @ 9:17 pm

  18. I have a blue pair of similar elephant undies, the eyeballs fell off in the wash tho, got em at one of them cheap crap stores full of stupid stuff… Every woman I have met who found out bout the elephant gitch have wanted to see me in them… I dunno what it is but a shlong in elephant gitch must be a turn on for some women.

    p.s. they are very uncomfortable…

    #18 | Comment by Dave Marshak — May 13, 2003 @ 9:43 pm

  19. Thess, what color did you dye your hair?

    #19 | Comment by grud — May 14, 2003 @ 5:30 am

  20. Hahahahah, Thess, I love you.

    You’ve even tackled eunuch fashions of the raunchy drag queen arena.

    #20 | Comment by Cleo — May 14, 2003 @ 9:07 am

  21. How did you get a hold of Justin’s private photos?

    #21 | Comment by Terence — May 14, 2003 @ 10:58 am

  22. Grud: Dark reddish brown…bad idea, actually, since it makes me look even MORE pale. Surfer Guy says "porcelin" skin, but personally, I think it’s more of a fishbelly white. I dunno. Some sun is in order.

    OH. And speaking of Surfer Guy vs. Golf Guy…I ended up at Fiddler’s that night for dinner (half off, and I’m poor, soooo…) and whaddya know, both of them were there. I decided on SG, and what with his friends and the people I came with all buying shots, we managed to get retarded drunk…then ended up passing out next to each other at my apartment watching Big Lebowski. The passing out part wasn’t cool, but cuddling in the morning was…we woke up around 8 am (WHY GOD, WHY) and played video games ’till the hangovers died, went to lunch, wandered around downtown, etc.

    The only bad part is that I work with SG (he’s in the kitchen) and there’s already gossip spreading. Fuck work gossip. :\

    #22 | Comment by thess — May 14, 2003 @ 2:24 pm

  23. hey, Einstein. don’t pewp where you live. ie don’t fuck the help. personally, i think you’re going through penis withdrawal. you need some meat bad.

    #23 | Comment by bob — May 14, 2003 @ 4:05 pm

  24. "Porcelin?" Thess, I think you’ve conquered Surfer Guy. Quick work. Good girl!

    Big Lebowski? Interesting choice. If I’m drunk and manuvering with the opposite sex, not my first choice. Not criticizing at all. It’s just really interesting.:)

    Observation-if you’re cash strapped, why do you keep hitting the bars and eating out? Economics. Although, the quality of life issue might be more important. Oh, and is there good surfing in Florida? If I was a surfer guy, I’d be in Cali or Oregon or Mexico or Hawaii where the surfing is great. Florida? Again, interesting. I’m just full of questions this morning. Third cup of coffee. Calmly racing.

    Ignore the gossip. You won’t work there forever.

    #24 | Comment by grud — May 14, 2003 @ 5:35 pm

  25. bob: That’s what neighbors are for.

    Grud, email. 😀 (a bit later)

    #25 | Comment by thess — May 14, 2003 @ 10:38 pm

  26. k

    #26 | Comment by grud — May 15, 2003 @ 1:00 am

  27. so how long till you get SG or GG to model those for neighbor boy? I think he’d like that.

    heh…those pics made me reconsider my love for you…but only for a moment….and not seriously..i think.

    and as for you being pale….I don’t think you’d look right too dark…you look great the way you are.

    #27 | Comment by Mark — May 15, 2003 @ 1:24 am

  28. great. eyecandy. *grins*

    #28 | Comment by Ivan — May 15, 2003 @ 4:09 am

  29. rofl you just made my day.. im dying w/ laughter

    #29 | Comment by mandi — May 15, 2003 @ 5:12 am

  30. when is anyone gonna post pics of women in their bra and panty’s.

    #30 | Comment by nived — May 15, 2003 @ 7:23 am

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