I’ve often wondered what people must think of this site after checking it out for the very first time.
Okay well, they might probably be thinking “GAY” right now what with the current Colin Farrell layout and the 15 year old girl-ishness of some of the more recent posts. But that’s a given.
I sure do hope people actually take the time to read the posts though. Otherwise they’d probably miss the whole joke. You know. This whole gay thing. And the 15 year old girl-ishness (You all do know that it’s a joke right??). Because i like a good running joke. Trouble is that, it’s not really the best way to rope in new readers. It’s like watching 24 when it’s already halfway through the season. You’d have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on. Nobody would ‘get’ what’s happening on the site.
Case in point:
Jackalicious2: what
Jackalicious2: the fuck
Jackalicious2: your site is gone nuts
pangwinking: fuck…colin farrel?
Hee.
Though, it can be pretty amusing for those of you all who actually follow the site through and through, sitting back and watching everyone else’s reactions to whatever crazy stunt i decide to pull. I like to fuck around with my readers every now and then by doing totally unexpected things. Remember the Ellen Feiss layout? The Daveigh Chase one? Well, you can add this Colin Farrell layout (and the Johnny Depp one too) to the list.
Anyhow, the point is, i haven’t really gone gay and yes, things will go back to normal pretty soon. I just haven’t been able to think of any hot chicks to use for a new layout. Which is why this Colin Farrell layout has been up for so long. It’ll come down sooner or later though.
So i was talking to M@ from SLBS like a coupla hours before i got the site back up under this new URL and he was gracious enough to help spread the word of the return of fubar. Thanks M@.
matt at slbs: I’m going to use my internet powers and try to get you some hits from the cfus.net forums to get you back on your feet
matt at slbs: your interfeet, if you will
psykotik2k: they’re probably gonna think the site sucks. it is an aquired taste.
matt at slbs: yeah, but everyone knows fubar
matt at slbs: like, seriously, I hate sites like your site, but I love your site
matt at slbs: It’s like some sort of sick, twisted trick that the internet is playing on me
Hahaha.
matt at slbs: I showed my roommate your site one day, and he was like, “this guy is exactly like us, except he admits it”
matt at slbs: just keep the site updated with all the crap I want to put on my site, but can’t
matt at slbs: you’re my martyr
Yep. I’m taking one for the team.
Keep in mind that this was all said in the context of when the site still had hot girls and boobies. He probably wouldn’t have said the same thing if Colin Farrell was on it. Hee.
Anyhow, i think it’s about time that i retire the Colin Layout. Although i haven’t exactly made a new replacement yet. I was supposed to do it this past weekend but i guess i got a little sidetracked. Doing what i have no idea. Because honestly, i didn’t do jackshit this weekend. I guess i was just being a lazy bastard.
So now then. I have a question. Why in the world do you people even like this site?? Actually wait, let me rephrase. Why in the world do you people even still visit this site, much less even like it enough to visit it?? It’s changed so much. Gone are the boobies, the naked celebs, teh Eve, the good old posts about DVDs, videogames and Doritos… all that’s left is, well, crap really. Not that i haven’t noticed. Otherwise i wouldn’t even be mentioning it. But with that being said, fear not fellow fubarbs. The fubar of old will probably be making a comeback. Once i get my shit together. Not posting for over two months has taken quite a toll on me. I kinda lost my groove. Since i got the site back up, things have been a little bit off lately. Mostly because i have no idea what direction i want to take with the site. So far i’ve just been trying to live up to the new URL and posting up stuff that’s just not right. And ironically enonugh, it just doesn’t feel right either.
THIS PENIS PARTY’S GOT TO GO.
(HEY HEY, HO HO)
So i’m gonna try to bring back the old feeling. The fubar of the pre-lillix days.
So tell me what you would like to see back on the site. The stuff you liked from before. Your opinion will be much appreciated.
Bring back the <3!
More rants, less teehee.
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — August 4, 2003 @ 4:01 am
BOUNCING BOOBIES!!HOORAY!!!!!!
#2 | Comment by P.I.M.P. — August 4, 2003 @ 4:07 am
Why do people keep coming back, you ask?
You said it best, Justin:
"For the love of Kirsten Dunst. Please visit this site in excess of ten times daily. Just for the hell of it. Even if you don’t like it. Maybe it’ll grow on you. [Left panel disclaimer]"
And boobies, of course.
Sweet, sweet boobies.
#3 | Comment by YBLalat — August 4, 2003 @ 4:19 am
More Susan, more boobs, and possibly some combination of the two.
I made a funny.
#4 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — August 4, 2003 @ 4:37 am
I’ve been coming to this site for a couple years now (off and on) and it just – like the disclaimer said it might – grew on me. Now I’m pretty much addicted to it (even when it was getting lame, circa: your last girlfriend). And now that it’s back, I remember how funny it could get with all the freaks that posts comments about the weird shit you (Justin) do with your site (ex. the Colin Farrell layout).
The whole gay thing was funny while it lasted, but it’s time for some good ol’ fashion FUBARness, like: secret photos of girls in your classes – that was some funny shit and fan signs of girls showing some nice cleavage. However, the overwhelming reason of why come to this site is, and I think many will agree with me, because of the funny shit you talk about or do (ex. the Avril Ass Pillow) and the funny shit people say in the comments (which is sometimes better than the original posts).
And by the way, just to let you know, “tee hee” is so GAY! Please stop that…
#5 | Comment by Kevin — August 4, 2003 @ 5:06 am
Maria Menounos and Keira Knightley are pretty hot chicks for a new layout.
#6 | Comment by ^ — August 4, 2003 @ 5:29 am
Here’s a thought (maybe it sucks), how about putting all the girls (or some of the girls) that you’ve used in past layouts together to make a new “special” layout or something like that, whatever….never mind. Sorry.
#7 | Comment by Kevin — August 4, 2003 @ 5:31 am
Just BOOBS.
#8 | Comment by DD — August 4, 2003 @ 5:57 am
Been here since before the whole Libby Hoeler thing, and i just keep coming back cos you seem to be on the pulse of what the internet really is. Your like a net funk news service…
#9 | Comment by NGEddie — August 4, 2003 @ 7:40 am
personally, the rants were what kept me visiting at first
#10 | Comment by amor — August 4, 2003 @ 8:38 am
"tee HEE" is very un-gay.
shut up.
#11 | Comment by susan — August 4, 2003 @ 8:53 am
1. an old-skool VW bug layout–titled "Beetlemania, eh?"
2. a Miss Cleo the Jamaican psychic layout
3. more fights and spats between the people posting =)
4. I don’t have a problem with more of Colin Farrell at all.
#12 | Comment by Becca — August 4, 2003 @ 9:58 am
I come, I read the post, I read the comments, I comment. It’s an endless cycle. The usuals here are like my online family. They’re good to talk to, fight with, and just plain be gay with…tee hee!
#13 | Comment by Bubba — August 4, 2003 @ 11:16 am
Drew Barrymore and Suzi
#14 | Comment by name (or alias) — August 4, 2003 @ 11:30 am
dude, we need porn and porn-related links here man
#15 | Comment by spiderstud — August 4, 2003 @ 11:57 am
No, the last thing we need is porn links taking us to stupid sites wanting our money and/or pop-ups of stupid ass porn shit – I wouldn’t mind naked chicks like before, but I hate going to sites that have millions of porn ads everywhere and when you click on a link you don’t know if it’s going to take you to some weird porn site with a billion pop-up web sites along with it. Anti-teehee!
#16 | Comment by anti-gay — August 4, 2003 @ 2:27 pm
I agree, I come to this site on breaks from porn.
#17 | Comment by Kevin — August 4, 2003 @ 2:50 pm
What in all fuck?
I’ve been recieving junkmail (encoded no less) from nobodysfool21@hotmail.com which is that Em girls mail.
Could somebody please tell me why an Avril Lavigne lookalike would write a mail about MSN Messenger Plus 2, encode it in base64 and then send it to a random guy?
#18 | Comment by Kingolf — August 4, 2003 @ 3:15 pm
Maybe she didn’t like one of your comments…?
#19 | Comment by Kevin — August 4, 2003 @ 3:42 pm
Or maybe she has a virus that collects email addresses from webpages she visits…
#20 | Comment by pottedmeat — August 4, 2003 @ 8:16 pm
I come back for the funnies and to keep up on the trends. (yes im a pathetic scene whore with no knowledge of whats actually going on anywhere)
Seriously though, the <3 i saw it here months before it spread throughout the internet. And Avril, i was burned out on her music before it even hit the radio thanks to Justin.
I know you are just being modest but I appreciate your posts dude.
BTW, I think its time for a bit torrent link posting trend where you introduce us to your favorite files around the net. =D
#21 | Comment by ilphae — August 4, 2003 @ 9:35 pm
I swear you ask this question like every few months (at least when FUBAR isn’t down…). Anyway, bring back the mad stunts – like taking secret pictures of the big foreheaded girl in your class. That made me laugh for days..
#22 | Comment by Jacob — August 4, 2003 @ 10:54 pm
I’d like some more Eve and Thess. That’d be good. I’ve actually thought the new layouts were pretty funny. I like the trick Justinian layouts. It’s great to see everyone bitch and moan. You should do a Justin and Bubba layout. That’d be cool.
#23 | Comment by grud — August 5, 2003 @ 2:11 am
HEY!!!! I JUST THOUGHT OF THE PERFECT BABE TO MAKE A LAYOUT OF: Fernanda Martinelli! She’s fucking HOT!
Or I was also thinking, it’d be cool to make a layout of some of the "FUBAR GIRLS" – you know all the chicks that you have linked or whatever. Like Keli and liz or something….I don’t know, never mind, what am I talking about (just a thought)….Tee hee
Awwwman! Now you got me saying it too.
#24 | Comment by Kevin — August 5, 2003 @ 3:58 am