I went out and bought SWAT and American Wedding on VCD today. For a total cost of about US$2.50. Maybe even less than that. Tee hee. I like bragging about my bootleg purchases. Because i know like 95% of your reading this right now have no way of getting pirated movies as easily as i can. All i have to do is just walk into any store and buy them off the shelves. While the rest of you probably have to download them off the net. *points and laughs*
In other news, i saw Legally Blonde 2 last night. And my IQ dropped by about 90 points as a result.
Update:
I went out again to a different store and i found Dead Or Alive on DVD. It’s a Japanese flick directed by the guy who did Audition, one of the most freakiest most sadistic Japanese movie i’ve ever seen. Seriously like omg. It’s like… Silent Hill freaky. Anyhow, i bought Dead Or Alive and i watched the first 10 minutes of it at the office.
Two men fucking in a toilet, strippers gyrating, a prostitute plunging to her death from a building, throats being sliced open and blood spraying everywhere, a mile long line of cocaine being snorted, a guy eating like 5 bowls of noodles and then getting shot through his stomach by a shotgun and noodles flying towards the camera.
And that’s all just in the first 10 minutes! I’ll watch the rest later at home.
If see this movie in stores, don’t hesitate to buy it.
Now if i can only find Battle Royale on DVD…
Update again!
I went out AGAIN to another different DVD store some time later today and no, i didn’t find Battle Royale on DVD (although i did see a shitload of new Anime DVDs and boxsets that just came in). Instead, i bought these:
OMG the whole gang is here! Amanda Bynes, Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan! I mean Frankie Muniz…
Plus i also got Bringing Down The House and the new Gus Van Sant movie, Gerry. I heard it’s pretty good.
And just to show you all that i’m not just bullshitting you, here’s a pic of all the purchases i made today.
How do you like them apples?
"Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Why I am attaching this quote to this post is what I would have said if I had watched Legally Blonde 2.
#1 | Comment by Dugas of eenodol — August 13, 2003 @ 1:43 pm
damn…missed first comment 🙁
#2 | Comment by Becca — August 13, 2003 @ 2:16 pm
I wish I could buy bootlegs for $1.50 USD. 🙁
#3 | Comment by pangwinking — August 13, 2003 @ 9:07 pm
"I like bragging about my bootleg purchases. Because i know like 95% of your reading this right now have no way of getting pirated movies as easily as i can."
"I wish I could buy bootlegs for $1.50 USD. :("
wow.. i wish i could buy them that cheap as well… oh wait! i can! hehe, ever heard of shenzen? its a whole city based on shopping and i swear its gotta be the bootleg capital of the would. dvds are 5 HK$. the US exchange is 7 to 1. dvd’s for less then a buck!!! ive got dvds not only that ive never heard of, but dvds i bet ill never watch! its great!
#4 | Comment by joshman — August 13, 2003 @ 9:34 pm
Just because you can get really gay movies for really cheap, doesn’t mean you should. =\
#5 | Comment by Bubba — August 13, 2003 @ 11:09 pm
I second Bubba’s thoughts. And what the fuck is with those sub-fubar quality photographs. Tsk-tsk.
#6 | Comment by smash — August 13, 2003 @ 11:35 pm
ON ANOTHER NOTE-
Justin- why does EVERY post now from you have to have homosexual under-theme. this post, blah blah blah blah (skipped most of it), two men fucking in a bathroom, blah blah blah blah
WTF?
#7 | Comment by smash — August 13, 2003 @ 11:41 pm
ok, Justin, i too live in MI, and have yet to see any quality bootleg areas…hahaha, so, either you have like a high concentration in your area…or you like to print covers for cd cases alot…hahaha
#8 | Comment by NinjaBartender — August 14, 2003 @ 4:52 am
Ninja- he’s glossing over a major fact…he’s in the ‘Far East’ right now where they are all a bunch of theiving bastards…
#9 | Comment by smash — August 14, 2003 @ 5:28 am
Justin- your penis went off during the video, why? It couldn’t be from Amanda changing…their must have been a dude in the dressing room you found hot.
#10 | Comment by smash — August 14, 2003 @ 5:29 am
hah, bubba and smash are queers. where in my previous post did i say the movies i got in shenzen (hong kong, not japan) were gay… i didn’t. he musta been thinking of it, and got mixed up. and smash is being a flamming homosexual. literaly!!
#11 | Comment by joshman — August 14, 2003 @ 9:00 am
Joshman-
Bubba and I weren’t talking about you.
#12 | Comment by smash — August 14, 2003 @ 9:52 am
Justin, I’ve seen big fat liar and it’s actually kinda cute. Amanda dances around whilst trying on clothes in it too. I think she does that on every movie. *shrug*
#13 | Comment by Keli — August 14, 2003 @ 11:51 am
darn, where are ya? brunei? or in msia? bring back some dvds for me 😀 especuially hte anime ones. low yat plaza or chow kit should have plenty
#14 | Comment by konchy — August 14, 2003 @ 12:24 pm
hahaha. well it’s not my fault that the japanese are sick perverted deviants! (they make bitchin movies and videogames though)
oh and yeah my webcam really sucks. i have no idea what’s going with those pics. i need to get a new one.
plus, i’ve never actually seen any of ms bynes’ and ms duff’s work. not even their tv shows. i’ve seen frankie muniz’s.. i mean, lindsay lohan’s movie, might as well check out hilary’s and amanda’s. and frankie muniz…
maybe i should try getting big fat liar too.
(shit man, that frankie muniz sure does get all the girls… hilary AND amanda. what a little fuck)
anyhow i checked out one of the extras on the what a girl wants dvd (i think it was called ‘what’s a girl to wear’) and amanda bynes was like talking, and then they showed clips of her dancing, and then clips of her changing clothes and then, my penis exploded.
#15 | Comment by Justin — August 14, 2003 @ 12:45 pm
bastard
i want the amanda bynes vcd!
now!!!!!!!!!!
#16 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 15, 2003 @ 6:56 am
you mean dvd. muahahaha.
#17 | Comment by Justin — August 15, 2003 @ 1:36 pm
where can I go shopping for these movies…
#18 | Comment by shelby — August 18, 2003 @ 3:41 am
thats so not fair!
gimme!!
#19 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 20, 2003 @ 6:31 am