Have you ever held in your piss for so long, like maybe for a whole day or something, and then when you eventually do take a piss, it takes like 3 whole minutes just to get every single drop of pee out of your bladder?
I love it when that happens. It always amazes me.
It must be 1:30am over there…
#1 | Comment by radish01001 — September 21, 2003 @ 1:26 am
I hate holding it, makes peeing burn…Of course that could also be caused by all those ladies of the night.
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — September 21, 2003 @ 1:58 am
See, stuff like that causes bladder infections though.
Just a friendly PSA.
#3 | Comment by Seriously — September 21, 2003 @ 2:02 am
only happens like once every coupla months though. it’s very rare. never burns.
i’ve had burning shits before though. damn those suck. makes my asshole feel like it’s on fire.
#4 | Comment by Justin — September 21, 2003 @ 2:39 am
eh?
#5 | Comment by bill — September 21, 2003 @ 4:24 am
I love Bill’s links. That is too funny. (And yes, I’ve already printed out 10 copies.)
#6 | Comment by Amy — September 21, 2003 @ 7:02 am
Justin. This is your penis talking again. I already wrote to you about alison-whatever, but the fact that you won’t let me take a piss has been bothering me for some time. I can see why I can’t get laid as much as I would like to. There’s not much you can do with that.
But for pete’s sake… at least let me pee.
#7 | Comment by JustinsPeePee — September 21, 2003 @ 9:23 am
Thank you Amy, I love you. I mean, your site, I love your site…shit…
#8 | Comment by bill — September 21, 2003 @ 10:15 am
Asshole on fire.
A classic.
#9 | Comment by RaYz — September 21, 2003 @ 1:21 pm
DAMN IT!!!
#10 | Comment by bligityblah — September 21, 2003 @ 1:51 pm
I do donkeys.
#11 | Comment by Phil — September 21, 2003 @ 2:06 pm
that’s going up in my bathroom bill
#12 | Comment by eve — September 21, 2003 @ 6:16 pm
In my "circle" of friends we refer to such an event as a "spiritual pee." We call it this because when you abstain from pissing, then eventually piss, it becomes a spiritual experience of release and enlightenment. The same is said of "spiritual poops."
#13 | Comment by thefelinepunk — September 21, 2003 @ 8:33 pm
i’ve never had a spiritual poop before.
i’ve sharted though. ever had a shart? it’s when you shit and fart at the same time and your poop just explodes everywhere into the toilet bowl.
#14 | Comment by Justin — September 21, 2003 @ 9:37 pm
I can’t say I’ve ever had a shart. But I have had a fit.
#15 | Comment by thefelinepunk — September 21, 2003 @ 10:04 pm
dont masterbate before you hafta pee or else you giz out piss all over the place
#16 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 22, 2003 @ 1:46 am
it actually took me 3 hours to get that fit joke.
girls poop? but thess always said…
Teflon Parakeet: everybody knows that girls dont poop
Teflon Parakeet: or fart
Teflon Parakeet: or sweat
#17 | Comment by Justin — September 22, 2003 @ 1:51 am
Maybe she plays tennis.
#18 | Comment by Seriously — September 22, 2003 @ 4:29 am
You know…holding in your piss for long periods of time can cause prostate damage, eventually making it impossible to achieve and erection.
#19 | Comment by pangwinking — September 22, 2003 @ 4:56 am
Bah…typos…I’m sorry for my stupidity.
#20 | Comment by pangwinking — September 22, 2003 @ 4:57 am
Pissing is good.
#21 | Comment by grud — September 23, 2003 @ 1:53 am