13 thoughts on “Hi Res Jessica Simpson

  1. Ok, decent photos…but she still isn’t that attractive.

    And talk about dumb…holy christ anyone watch that MTV show?

    #1 | Comment by smash — September 27, 2003 @ 12:09 pm

  2. She’s sooo fucking’ stupid. And my favorite part is when Nick gets that look in his face and you know he’s just thinking … "Why did I marry this dumbass…" And the funniest shit is, that whenever she says something super stupid, he just tries to cover with, "But baby, you KNOW that…"

    Ya. Its funny alright.

    #2 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — September 27, 2003 @ 12:21 pm

  3. hahaha… FLOP is the perfect word!! Pic 3 is kinda gross.

    #3 | Comment by embus — September 27, 2003 @ 12:31 pm

  4. ah! peanut smuggler! hehe.

    hm… peanuts. *gwoaargh*

    #4 | Comment by YBLalat — September 27, 2003 @ 12:34 pm

  5. No, the best part was when she said: "I have to drop some kids in the pool."

    and then she says something like: "A lot of kids."

    Everyone knows REAL hot females don’t poop!
    After the quotes, she ends up walking towards the bathroom.
    BARF

    #5 | Comment by radish01001 — September 27, 2003 @ 2:49 pm

  6. i’m going to frame that

    #6 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 27, 2003 @ 3:08 pm

  7. Shit she’s fugly! Føj!

    Puyh woman!

    #7 | Comment by Kingolf — September 27, 2003 @ 4:57 pm

  8. I’m with the kid on this one…ahhaaggaaaafugly.

    #8 | Comment by smash — September 27, 2003 @ 6:17 pm

  9. Shut up. You’d screw her. Plus she’s got lots of $$$$. I don’t think she’s that stupid. I think it’s an act for MTV (coy, sly bastards). It’s the hook for that show. They led the ratings on Tuesday night. It’s working.

    #9 | Comment by grud — September 27, 2003 @ 7:54 pm

  10. I wish she would poop on me!!!

    #10 | Comment by fRED — October 14, 2003 @ 2:34 am

  11. I would lick her asshole and jack off all over her pussy

    #11 | Comment by Luv2 — October 14, 2003 @ 3:28 am

  12. I saw her on Newlyweds…. I liked it better the first time when it was called THE ANNA NICOLE SHOW.

    #12 | Comment by pinky — October 22, 2003 @ 2:30 pm

  13. Grud, led the ratings of what, you moron? That show couldn’t lead starving dogs to raw meat. Anyone that told you that it beat everything in it’s time slot is a motherfucking liar…. and you can tell them I said so.

    #13 | Comment by Kilmer — October 22, 2003 @ 2:35 pm

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