Subject: Rachel Weisz
From: “Gerald Rust”
Date: Fri, Oct 12 2001 1:06:18 PM -0500

Dude, how about getting some pics of Rachel Weisz on your site.Ý She’s the girl from The Mummy, Mummy Returns, and Enemy at the Gates.

Done and done.

And yes i know who she is. =P

Subject: looking for hot chicks?
From: “Aaron Richardson”
Date: Sat, Oct 13 2001 4:47:47 PM -0500


Try searching for pics of Jessica Alba. She is very hot. I have no idea if there are naked pics of her out there.


Call me deluded but i don’t really find Jessica Alba all that hot. (reader: WTF? ARE YOU ON CRACK??)

I mean… alright. Okay yeah sure, she is hot and all… i guess. Some would even say very hot. And given the chance, yeah i’d do her (i’m sure anybody would) but she just doesn’t have the same effect on me as… ooh… say… Kirsten Dunst. Or Leelee Sobieski. And it’s not because she isn’t blonde or anything. Personally, i like redheads. It’s just… Jessica Alba? I dunno. She’s not really ‘it’. You know?

Either that or maybe i just have really bad taste =P

And you’re right, no naked pics of her out there. No good ones either. Or maybe i just didn’t look hard enough.

6 thoughts on “Mail

  1. Dude your insane, Jessica Alba is so fucking hot it isn’t funny. Why can’t you see this!?!

    #1 | Comment by Sexy Tom — October 14, 2001 @ 8:50 pm

  2. finnaly, someone else who sees through the fake sexiness and doesn’t fall for the image. it’s not Jessica Alba you all are attracted to, it’s the formula of the "sexy, sci-fi, pretty face + tight black outfits and a futuristic setting – any artistic merit" Jessica herself looks like a little mouse with a bad hairstyle.

    #2 | Comment by MissFitt Lez — October 15, 2001 @ 1:22 am

  3. No way dude, I was hooked on her after ‘Idle Hands’I haven’t even seen that ‘Dark Angel’ shit. She is just sex on legs!

    #3 | Comment by Sexy Tom — October 15, 2001 @ 1:44 am

  4. No I’m not on crack. I do see that you don’t have the same taste as me. Because yes I would do Kirsten Dunst but I don’t think she’s anything special. So yes, you don’t have good taste. :p

    #4 | Comment by Phoenix — October 15, 2001 @ 10:27 am

  5. i was glad to see you address this issue. fucking Maxim or FHM (either or i forget) put her as the number one hottest girl or whatever. friggin crackheads. ok, she’s kind ahot, i’d do her and all. but come on now, number one? crazy talk. there are much hotter girls out there. well whatever floats your boat i guess. but i agree with you.

    #5 | Comment by will — October 15, 2001 @ 12:05 pm

  6. Does anyone need anymore proof that Justin is gay?

    #6 | Comment by Dark Angel — October 15, 2001 @ 12:29 pm

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