what's your perfect girl?

gulliver · Post by **gulliver** » 22 Sep 2006 17:52

Post of the month.

rushie · Post by **rushie** » 23 Sep 2006 06:45

we'd expect nothing less (disturbing) from the mao tho...

DMB · Post by **DMB** » 25 Sep 2006 14:43

bout 3 feet tall, and no teeth.

chilly_2012 · Post by **chilly_2012** » 03 Oct 2006 21:49

This is the first post ever I wrote....

And it's 'bout what do I look in a girl....

Ironic to me, coz I just got dumped by my GF....

Anyhow, the best girl for me is my ex-GF. She's sweet, pretty, 'n she have candy lips 'n a bubble gum tongue...

But the fact that she accepted me the way I am and she gave me freedom, a little bit too much though ( that's why she dumped me ), makes me reallize how precious a girl like that can be...

Steampunk · Post by **Steampunk** » 04 Oct 2006 05:33

UncleMao wrote:I like girl.

My classification of "girl"
1. Not a stinky.
I'm not a racist, (Yes, I am but I will say I am not because most of us racists aren't) but some ethnic cultures have this erm, smell. Traditional Indian (dots) cultures have this need to use some kind of oil product that really erm, reeks. How can I call you a girl or a woman, much less an attractive one, if I all I can think about in your presence is wanting to go Sweeney Todd on my own nose with an old babrbershop flip razor and then playing trampoline with your stinky dead face?

2. Not a hairy.
I'm not a big hairy forearm fan. Or overmangled German blackforest style minge. A mustache is a total boner killer for me. Sorry. But did I already mention I was racist? Well then the rest shouldn't be as shocking.

3. Not a fat.
Big boned? No probs. A little bottom heavy? S'aight. Tuckshop lady arms? Fuck off. Obese to the point of utilising "tarp-as-kimono" fashion sense? Die now. Cankles? Woe betide you, for thy willst soon have shovel for face.

4.Not a dumb.
This one is a delayed clause. Only takes effect after pokery. Once the afterglow of new person sex wears off and the white noise of actual conversation starts to turn into real discussion and the girl turns out to be nothing more than a yeast infection with boobs and a cunt, with an intellectual quotient that reflects as such... bail.

I could think of more, romance and blah blah, but since those are total intangible, fluctuating variables theres no real point to discuss those.

Oh and for the record, I love ass and legs more than breasts. I can appreciate good r2d2s but really, a gal with great legs justs cries out to have them spread (In my racist, disgusting old mind, that is)

...More when I can bother to..

I want Mao's leftovers.

UncleMao · Post by **UncleMao** » 05 Oct 2006 08:05

chilly_2012 wrote:This is the first post ever I wrote....

And it's 'bout what do I look in a girl....

Ironic to me, coz I just got dumped by my GF....

Anyhow, the best girl for me is my ex-GF. She's sweet, pretty, 'n she have candy lips 'n a bubble gum tongue...

But the fact that she accepted me the way I am and she gave me freedom, a little bit too much though ( that's why she dumped me ), makes me reallize how precious a girl like that can be...

:O.

God. These jokes just write themselves.

chilly_2012 · Post by **chilly_2012** » 05 Oct 2006 08:48

:O.

God. These jokes just write themselves.

Well, a joke I am and a joke I will be without the bitch that I love.

PS: don't mind me, I'm just a newby...

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 05 Oct 2006 08:52

chilly_2012 wrote: Well, a joke I am and a joke I will be without the bitch that I love.

PS: don't mind me, I'm just a newby...

I believe I have a vague idea of where you've gone wrong.

Bligityblah · Post by **Bligityblah** » 05 Oct 2006 09:39

I heard a kid today go on and on about how "(he) tells girlfriends that booze and videogames always come first, they are a distant third!"

I asked him if he was single, "Yeah" he answers....."I wonder why" says I. A good laugh was had by all...cept maybe him. I guess Lara Croft counts in his case.

HEY IM SUZI · Post by **HEY IM SUZI** » 15 Nov 2006 09:52

Nice rack, long brown hair and glasses.

has to like kittens and pillow fights.

Post by **Seriously** » 15 Nov 2006 21:30

ITS A CYLON!

I personally am a big fan of red hair.

I am also not that big of a fan of tans.

It's great how those two sort of go together.

That's really not everything, maybe I will come back to this later.

Post by **AngelBaby** » 16 Nov 2006 00:54

HEY IM SUZI wrote:Nice rack, long brown hair and glasses.

has to like kittens and pillow fights.

Hey...I have long dark brown hair!

And a pair of glasses lying around somewheres.

And I wub kitties!

And pillow fights are fun.

*hopes 4 out of 5 count for something*

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 16 Nov 2006 08:01

AngelBaby wrote:
HEY IM SUZI wrote:Nice rack, long brown hair and glasses.

has to like kittens and pillow fights.
Hey...I have long dark brown hair!

And a pair of glasses lying around somewheres.

And I wub kitties!

And pillow fights are fun.

*hopes 4 out of 5 count for something*

I have a camera.

Let's do this thing.

Titleist · Post by **Titleist** » 16 Nov 2006 17:08

HEY IM SUZI wrote:Nice rack, long brown hair and glasses.

has to like kittens and pillow fights.

...and have a heater.

Lithium · Post by **Lithium** » 16 Nov 2006 22:28

Physical
Hair: Non Dyed Black, Chocolate Brown, Red

Eyes: Green, Ice Blue or Gray

Figure: Voluptuous - A stick with boobs is OK to look at, but the girl needs to eat.

Skintone: Any (No, really)

Personality
Gentle Assertiveness, Knows what she wants, Has the ability to laugh, Must be a geek.

*shrugs* Them's the basics.

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