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FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION
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No, this is NOT a post. This does NOT count as a post. - 8:40pm June 28 2001
Suzi. Evil.
Wednesday, June 27, 2001
Bonus post!!! - 3:05pm June 27 2001
* This post initially had some really terrible grammar. Guess what? It STILL has some really terrible grammar. But i re-edited it somewhat and fixed it up a bit. It still reads like crap though.
Against my better judgement, i actually introduced D to a couple of my friends here last night. Namely farting roommate (that's how i will forever refer to him as), farting roommates girlfriend (Stephanie), Jason (Jason) and Jason's girlfriend (Jason's girlfriend). I initially had reservations about asking her out to meet up with us for dinner last night mostly because i thought that she'd probably feel awkward and maybe wouldn't really hit it off with the others but boy oh boy was i ever wrong. She hit it off perfectly fine with the other girls and they all actually made it a point to rib the heck out of me throughout the entire night out.
Apparently, it was D's idea and also their way of getting back at me for all the stuff that i've been doing to them as of late. To D, Stephanie and Jason's girlfriend included. D had already ridiculed me enough on the site to the point of me contemplating taking down or at least editing down the post that she wrote in lieu of all the seemingly endless ribbing and her ever so 'slightly' exagerrated depiction of me being somewhat of a crazed sex joke making checker outter of Joey Lauren Adams lookalikes asses. Ha. But hey, i don't really believe in censorship per say so yeah. On it stays. And besides, it'd be a waste of a heck of a post.
And holy mother of fuck, what a post it is. Goddamn it was long. What am i saying? It is long! Geez. And that post didn't even involve any liberal usage of cutting and pasting to seemingly increase its apparent length! It's all her! All her own words! Albeit in my 'style' but still. Damn that's a long post. And there ain't no way in hell i'm gonna let a first time poster, one who rarely wears any underwear at that, actually out-post me!
Which is why i'm back here today to write up this post. And before you start thinking, "Ha! I knew he'd come back", well... i'm only coming back for this one post and this one post only. Consider this a 'bonus post' if you may. Because i also feel like i haven't really done my 'last' post here at FUBAR any justice.
You gotta admit, that 'last' post of mine down there under D's was pretty half assed to say the least.
But so anyway, an endless barrage of ribbing from all three girls coming at me, in what seemed like 3 minute intervals, one after another, much to the amusement of farting roommate and Jason, who were in my presence. Farting roommate was particularly bowled over by D's oh so witty comments. And actually, if it weren't for D's being there that night, i don't think Stephanie and Jason's girlfriend would've thought of ever having a go, ribbing me they way they did. D is EVIL.
But it was alright though. As previously stated by the occasionally underwearless one, i take to abuse pretty well. And considering the amount of abuse i dish out to Stephanie and Jason's girlfriend on a near daily basis every single time i see them out and around our dorm apartment, i guess it was only fair that they had a go at me and besides, it was pretty much high time that they got their due. Y'see, Stephanie and Jason's girlfriend are pretty much at our apartment everyday. Hell, Jason's girlfriend practically lives in with him in his room most of the time. Which is actually against the dorm's 'rules' for a girl to be shacking up with a guy, much less actually setting foot in a guys room for that matter but hey, rules were meant to be broken anyway. So yeah, the girls sleep over with their respective boyfriends whenever they want. And so, i basically get to see them every frickin' day. And being the oh so wonderful guy that i can be sometimes, i've sort of 'gone up a level' with my usual way of greeting said farting roommate's and Jason's respective girlfriends. No longer do i just hold my hand up and wave so as to say "Hi" to them. No. I just give them the finger. Affectionately of course. With a smile. Because i'm nice that way. Of which said action would usually be followed up with me either getting hit in some way usually with some thing, by either receipient of the said finger or getting verbally abused with varying degrees of retaliatory verbal abuse. That's given out with the same amount of affection of course.
With that being said, i just gotta comment on the size D's post down there. The moment i checked my inbox and saw that 30+k sized e-mail, i just knew that it was gonna be something special. I mean, after all the forcing that it took just to convince her to write one measly post for me, that post'd better be somewhat like my sexual performance in bed.
Long and good.
Needless to say, it was more than i'd anticipated. I mean, geez, take a fucking look at it for fuck's sake. It's damn long. And it's pretty good to say the least. Not exactly that good a post (in my eyes anyway). But that's probably just me trying to demean D's post by saying it's no good on purpose (After all the ribbing i've had to endure last night, i deserve to be a little mean! =P). But hell, she sure did what she was forced to do. Ha. I'll give her that.
So anyway, i'm not gonna let Ms. i dont wear any underwear have the pleasure of:
1. Ribbing me and getting away with it
2. Out-posting me and getting away with it
3. Telling semi-embarrassing stories about me on my own site and getting away with it
So yeah, i'm posting now not because i'm 'back', but just so that i can at least try to out post her. Besides, i can't let HER post be the first post that people'll see on MY site.
To her credit though, she did put me over like... a motherfucking boatload of times thoughout that post; mentioning my name more times than i've ever had the pleasure of seeing my name in print, on paper or on totherwise. And damn. I've seen my shit being aped before by the likes of Reignfire and Kip (as D surprisingly recollected) and by several other 'FUBAR wannabes' (they do exist), but holy shit, D nailed me right on the spot. For most of the part anyway. Either she's been reading up on my site waaaay too much or she just fucking knows me too well. Or maybe i'm too easy to imitate. I mean, as most of you know, all you have to do to be 'me' is to just talk about all the stuff that she mentioned down there. And use the words that i usually use. Which is pretty darn easy considering that i tend to use the same words in pretty much the same ways over and over again. Like for example, i pretty much love to use the word 'pretty'. Yep, pretty's a word that i pretty much love use pretty much of the time. Pretty.
You know now, i actually kinda wish that she'd let some of her own 'personality' seep through because she's actually quite a character in herself. She'd probably even make a really good e/n poster type person. Too bad she's not really into this sorta thing. I'm so saddened by this i think i'm going to cry myself a river. Boo hoo. But seriously, next to Kip's impersonation of my writing style, D's has got to be the most spot on. Not perfect but pretty much 'there'. You know?
As close as it was, i probably would've included more fucking swearing and less of those IRC chat emoticon things or whatever they call em... you know, the smiley faces and writing literally writing out 'l.o.l' in the post. And just so you know, she was actually holding back and pulling her punches with the ribbing somewhat. She probably would've went all out but it was her first time posting she said. And she didn't really know how far to take it. It's either that or she was probably wearing underwear at the time. Probably blocked off some of the bloodflow to the creative part of her brain thus causing her jabs to be significantly lousier. Haha.
But yeah, believe me, she's capable of so much more. We actually gauge our ribs with boxing terms. A jab would be considered okay, a punch would be considered a good one and a knockout... well... a knockout pretty much explains itself.
Anyway, i'll say it again, that post has got to be the best take of my online personality/writing style which i've seen so far. I couldn't have written it any better if i weren't me.
Y'know, i initially had plans for this post to be, sort of, broken down into little segments with little topic headings about topics i'd've liked to properly address before FINALLY not posting anymore (or at least until the next time i decide to come 'back'). But seeing as to how fucking long D's post was and how many times i'd be letting her get away with ribbing me for free without me putting up a fight of some sort, i thought i'd just offer to write rebuttals to everything i see fit to retorting to in that long ass post of hers. And besides, it'll make this post longer. I am, after all, in a bid to out-post her post which, i'm pretty sure, was written up in an underwearless state.
D, you try to hard. You're a tryyyyyy hardddddd. Haha. Okay okay so maybe that's not exactly the most imaginative of rebuttals but i'm sorry. I just couldn't help noticing the number if times name drops all the other 'friends of FUBAR' (so to speak)... like Thess and Liz and Suzi for example. She probably ran out of things to talk about and had to resort to picking out the names that've been regularly mentioned on this site. Ha. But nah, i'm just playin'. She actually does read some of the sites that i link to. Which is somewhat of a minor shock to me. I mean, coming from someone who had practically no clue as to what having a weblog was all about to actually becoming a reader of such sites and following through with each one. Right to the point of being quite 'intimate' with them and to the point of her actually referring to said 'intimately' known webmasters by their first names off the bat instead of referring to them as 'Kip from Dystopia' or 'Thess from FNF' for example. Y'know? Because most first time posters, from my experience, usually do that kinda thing. Y'know, referring to other webmasters like that. In that way. 'Justin from FUBAR', 'MG from Bad Samaritan' etc etc. Too bad that's her first and pretty much last post because given time, she'd probably make a good poster, like i said. You know, once she finds her 'groove' and establishes her own 'character'. Or personality. Whatever you wanna call it.
Yeah. I really regret asking her to write in the style of the site. In my style essentially. Because honestly, my style SUCKS and it's boring. In fact, if my style were a real life person, i'd cordially invite it to apply suction to my genital area. Figuratively speaking of course.
The site would've probably drawn more if she'd just gone went with her own writing style. But hey, she'll be reading this post sooner or later so yeah, if you wanna 'come back' post as 'yourself' D, you're more than welcome to. Just don't tell anymore embarassing stories okay? And put on some underwear while you're at it.
I'm a believer in the saying of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". I've been sticking with my same routine, same layout, same talk about DVD's, girls, movies etc etc day in and day out that it's gotten old. I know i've stressed this point more than enough already but hey, there ya go. Me with nothing really new to say and having to essentially recycle my damn thoughts over and fuckin over again. Maybe it's time for it to get fixed eh?
Sure, a new style, or a new poster with a new style even, would probably do the site some good but alas, i'm just to fucking lazy right now. To makeover this so called baby of mine that i'm bringing out of the dead solely for the purpose of writing out this one post. I just don't want other people other than myself to be on it (on a permanent basis i mean). I have this theory that single manned sites are easier to follow. And that sites with multiple posters lose identity. And besides, i don't think this site has enough room for more than one ego. And let's face it, i've got a fucking huge ego (even though i'm probably one of the most irritatingly modest of guys in real life). I like the idea of a site having an 'identity'. Sure, my 'identity' really sucks now but hey, i've pulled the plug on the site and it's pretty much dead now (figuratively speaking). So yeah, i don't really have to work on it anymore seeing that the site's 'dead'.
CHECKING D OUT.
Okay, i don't really check her out that often and even when i do, it's probably not as bad as she makes it out to be. Sure sure, i did look at her ass. But hey, with the way she dresses, you just can't help but look at her. Besides, she looks like Joey Lauren Adams. And she dresses funny. I don't know WHY i was looking at her ass at the time but hey, at least i wasn't looking up any mountains or searching for any signs of a valley. So to speak.
Shit. Okay. She's got me cornered here. Alright. Y'see folks, as it's probably already a well established fact by now, i don't have to tell y'all that she likes to rib me. Plain and simple. And that ribbing would include making me look like a certain way (i.e. bad). And in this partcular case (as 'illustrated' in her post), she's trying to make me out to be an oogling perv who likes staring, for prolonged periods of time, at the female shape and form. Or to put it bluntly, tits and asses.
Hey, i might as well say it as it is. Seeing how she's already made me out to be like some sort of sexual deviant in her post. Ha. Don't believe her though. Never trust anybody who doesn't wear underwear.
But no seriously. Yes i can come off as being like one but no i'm not really at all like one. Not apparently anyway. But again, to her credit, i'm actually flattered that she actually mentioned the fact that i respect girls and women alike. Basically the whole female of the species in general. Not only because of the fact that the female of the species is deadlier than the male (espeically those that don't wear underwear), but because well... gosh darnit... i just do. She pointed out how she came about mentioning the whole thing about me respecting chicks and stuff in her post after she read that one post written by me, about me standing up for Evil Suzi after some dickhead wrote in to me saying some pretty disrespectful shit about Evil Suzi.
Wow. Someone who actually remembers the stuff that i post about. Ha. And to think, all along i've always thought people didn't even think twice about the stuff i posted about.
But then again, she is like one of my closest friends. So yeah, she's probably biased that way. Then again, she also doesn't wear any underwear. But that's a different story.
Note: This post actually goes on for so much longer. But because i'm the smartest man in the world, i've decided to milk this 'bonus post' thing for all it's worth by dragging said 'bonus post' out over an unspecified amount of time by spliting it into little segments. I've written out the whole thing, but i'm just not gonna post it up all at once. Ha. So yeah, think of this as 'bonus post part #1' with 'bonus post part #2' coming up at a later unspecified date. Who knows? There might even be a 'bonus post part #3'! Who knows how long i'll be keeping this up! Haha!
Why am i doing this? Why... to keep people visiting my dead site of course! And, d'oh! Of course! To keep my hits up! How did i EVER forget about me hits? Awww... Anyway, ingenius plan don't you think? Then again, i AM the smartest man in the world. Although i do have a strange feeling that this stretching out the 'bonus post' thing will somehow backfire though. But hey, what do i have to lose?! The site's dead! I couldn't give two shits about whether i get the hits or not! The site's dead! Ha! So yeah, expect the rest of the post to come soon. I'm not saying when though. You'll just have to keep checking back. Haha.
Oh and... i'm reading some of the stuff you yahoos have been saying in my abuse box. Okay, tell me this... Why do people think i'm D? I sure don't dress funny and i sure don't look ANYTHING like Joey Lauren Adams... and i mean, honestly, do i really look like someone who doesn't wear any underwear?
HAHA.
Monday, June 25, 2001
I'm not a lesbian - 6:00pm June 25 2001 - Posted by Deanna
Hey all.
No, this isn't Justin by the way. This is (...get ready for it...) Deanna. Or better known as 'D'. Actually, make that, 'lesser known as'. Primarily because that's what Justin (and only Justin) calls me by. Nobody else i know calls me D. Except for him (I think i've made this point clear by now). He seems to think that 'Deanna' doesn't really suit me or something. Thinks it's too girlie. Or at least that's what he says. Whatever honey... I once joked around saying, "Would you rather my name be 'Bob'?"
Personally, i think 'Justin' is a weird name in itself but that's just what i think.
So yes. It's Deanna here. Deanna Chasen Lee. And if you're having a hard time figuring out how to pronounce that name, it's like this: "DEE-ANNE-NA". You can figure out the rest by yourself.
And no, i don't believe that anyone of you out there knows who i am.
Now i'm guessing that most of you out there are probably wondering what in the hell am i doing writing this silly little essay/post for him on his site? Well basically, because he wanted me to. He told me to write about whatever the hell i want. At all. And that includes anything about him too. He was like, "oh and don't forget to mention my name a coupla times" which, when translated into Justin-speak means, "i want you to write about me and mention my name 3000 times".
I actually have no idea what i'm doing or how i'm actually supposed to go doing this but what the heck. I used to write in a diary once. When i was still a young lass (as they say) of 9 years old and since this IS sort of kind of like a diary anyway... it can't be all that alien. Personally, i just find the idea of having an online diary (such as this... but this one isn't mine) kinda dumb. Or maybe i just don't 'get it'. But hey, it seems like the 'in thing' to do these days so who am i to complain.
I've actually been reading Justin's site ever since he told me about it when i unexpectedly saw him in Singapore last December. I believe he even wrote a post about our chance meeting at some mall. Hold on lemme go look for it.
Uh huh. January 3rd.
I was actually kinda flattered that he actually mentioned me on his site. Even though i initially thought of him as being a wacko to put out all his thoughts on the internet for all to see. So since then, i've been a regular reader. Constantly coming back here to check out what's new and all that. It sort of became a ritual. Haha. Sometimes i find myself wondering why i even bother coming here everyday :p
But i must admit, the boy's got quite a passion for doing this kind of thing. Writing crap. :)
Hehe, and again, i must admit, crap as it is, it's still quite admirable crap. Since then, i've even been following some of the other sites that he links to over towards the right of the site. I sort of feel like a voyeur sometimes though... hehe... reading about other people's lives and all that. Kip, Thess, Liz et al. One day, i got soooo bored, i decided to go through all of his archived posts. It's amusing. You can't help but notice how many times he mentions Thess's name throughout the month of November in all of his older posts last year. One would possibly think that he's got thing for Thess. I believe her real name's Jennifer. Then again, Justin's always had this things for girls named Jennifer. Ask him about it and he'll probably tell you. But anyway, as impossible as it may seem, i've basically read through his entire site and yes, i pretty much have a good idea of how things are supposed to 'be' on this site. I'll talk more about that later.
He's a funny guy that Justin fellow. You wouldn't know that about him if you met him in real life initially though. Because he's just sooooo awfully quiet! But i'm pretty lucky i guess, to say the least, that i got to know him as well as i do. We've known each for quite some time now. He actually used to live only a few houses or so away from my place back in Brunei. But then i moved to Singapore to 'further my studies'... so to speak. I'm pretty much done with University life now. Graduated (with honours i'd like to say....but alas, i didn't) and all that and i'll be heading on off to New York in a about two weeks or so from now.
Alrighty, so in a effort to TRY fulfilling his silly little unspoken 'wish', i'll be dropping his name throughout this entire post at least 50 times or so. Which in my mind is just 50 times too much. But since it's his site and 'i'm his bitch' ("You're gonna do this for me right?", "Why should i?", "...because you're my bitch?", "HAHAHA"), i'll just have to do this then. I'm not his bitch by the way. If anything, HE'S my bitch. Not the other way around. :)
I met up with him a few days ago. I'm actually in Malaysia right now just killing time before i leave for the Big Apple and shopping for CD's. I have to say though, Malaysia's got a pretty limited selection of really good CD's. Nothing beats the CD stores over in Singapore. And don't even get me started on the HMV's in England. *sigh* Guys, if you ever wanna take me out on a date, just bring me shopping for CD's. I bought the new Sugar Ray album today... amongst other things. Oh God, let it be known that i LOVE Sugar Ray. Yes yes, i know i know, some people absolutely HATE Sugar Ray but i personally think they're the bees knees. Mark McGrath... *sigh*.
Anyway, i've got 'When It's Over' on repeat right now. I've been listening to that song for the past 3 hours now. I'm sitting here on my hotel bed in a hotel room all by myself over at the Summmit hotel. Which isn't really that far away from Justin's dorm. I'd actually take him out for dinner tonight but it's Sunday night and he's probably asleep anyway. That's all he ever does now. Sleep. When i called about a week ago, the fool didn't have his cellphone reloaded with credit so i couldn't get though and had to contact him through e-mail. Which was a hassle and believe me, i DO NOT like being hassled in any way whatsoever. Call me whatever you want but i just like things to go my way. Actually, i don't really know what i'm doing right now typing this out when i could be out going clubbing. Ah well, i promised i'd do this thing for him and i do need some sort of a break from all the shopping around that i've been doing. So a night staying in writing about my lame-o best guy friend is in the cards i guess. I'm going out to get me some new clothes tomorrow. Possibly another CD perhaps? The Tomb Raider OST had quite a number of cool tracks on it. Even though the movie was crap.
Ha. Look. I'm beginning to sound like Justin aren't i? A wee bit anyways. I talked about a movie :)
So anyway, we met up at his 'beloved mall' yesterday. You know... the one he used to post about day in and day out way back then, and we had lunch at this Deli place. I paid for him. Out of the kindness of my good heart. Mostly because i didn't want him to go broke again before the end of the month. He just recently got his month $1000 'refill' and what does he do? He goes out and buys some DVD's. Talk about 'not surprising'.
That money's supposed to last him till the end of July i hear. I seriously doubt that he'll make it last though. So i did a little budgeting scheme for him yesterday. You probably won't want to read about that here so i'll spare you the details. But anyway, hopefully he won't be foolish enough to blow all his cash on the usual crap that he always buys. DVD's, magazines, videogames, porn.
Hehe. I'm just kidding about the first three O:)
Now i realize that i haven't exactly been too kind to him (so far) in this post but just to make things clear and to make it seem like i don't hate him or anything (I don't. I absolutely love the guy... as a friend of course!), he's not really that bad of a guy as i'm making him out to be. I mean, so far in this post anyway. But you probably already know that. He's really actually one of the sweetest guys i've ever met. I remember this one time about... 4 years ago when i'd just broken up with this asshole jerk of an ex boyfriend of mine and i called him up at probably like, 4:30am in the morning or something, demanding that he come over to my place to keep me company. So i called him. He answered the call half asleep and sure enough, he walked over to my place less than 10 minutes later in the middle of the morning just to be there for me. He looked like shit though. His pants got caught on the gate while he was climbing over it and it sort of tore a hole right down the side of his leg. Hehe. Poor him. So i got out a sewing kit and 'fixed it' for him. He refused to take off his pants though so i had to sew 'em while he was wearing em. I accidently pricked him with the pin while i was doing that. lol. Serves him right for not taking them off. Haha. Silly boy. :)
He goes through great lengths to make people happy that guy. Usually at his own expense. That's one of the best things that i like about him. The fact that he puts other people's happiness before his own most of the time.
Don't mind me. I just LOVE abusing the guy. He's just SO abusable! I can just say the most meanest things to him straight to his face and he'd just take it! Haha.
I may come off sounding like a bitch for doing the things that i do but he knows that i'm only just jerking his chain whenever i do all that stuff to him. In return i let him give me the finger as many times as he wants.
NO NOT THAT KIND OF FINGER.
I mean like the finger gesture where you extend your middle finger out to someone so as to say FUCK YOU without actually saying it. You know? THAT kind of finger. :P
You people have sick minds! lol
Now he may not want you to know that i know that he knows but...
Fact: Justin constantly checks me out all the time.
Alright, maybe not all the time but it's true, he does check me out. I know it. In his little own world, he'd like to think that i don't notice him checking me out whenever he thinks i'm not looking. I don't know if he does this with every single girl he meets but he sure as hell does it with me. I think he even admitted to checking me out during that time when we met up in Singapore. I distinctly remember him writing about my lack of VPL on that day. Hehe. But it's okay though. I only let him get get away with it because of all the abuse he has to put up with coming from me. If i were just some other girl, i'd probably just slap him silly everytime he tries to take a look at me but i let him slide. Just because it's him.
He did it the other day too. Purposely lagging behind me and letting me walk in front of him. I told him, "Stop looking at my ass Justin".
Men
But don't think that he lets me get away with calling him names for free though. Aside from being 'checked out' as a way of revenge for me always ribbing him, he also gets backs at me by making me look like a fool with all his 'witty' comebacks. You truly haven't lived until you get into a battle of wits with Justin. Mind you, you'll rarely ever get into that kind of a situation with him too often (much less even see him in one mostly because he's just so damn quiet!) but once you get him going and in the mood, he can be like, the 'comeback king' or something. Sometimes you just gotta watch what you say around him. If by any chance, you see him smiling or giving off a muffled laugh for absolutely no reason when you're in a conversation with him, chances are you've probably said some word that he associates with sex. Which he finds naturally funny for some odd reason. And believe me, the boy can associate ANYTHING with sex. He's like a modern day Freud that guy. Like the word 'cherry' for example. I was reading one of his posts where he made this big deal about Suzi's (at the time) new 'cherry' layout for her site. Remember that? I don't think anybody would've gotten what he was taking about though. Unless you share the same warped sense of humour that he has. I mean honestly... how many people do you know would laugh at a picture of cherries?
Only Justin would ever find that funny. Noone else :)
And for all the girls out there, here's some advice: be careful not to set yourself up for one of his infamously unfunny sexual innuendo jokes. Trust me, he may not seem like it but he is LOADED with all these so called 'jokes' and throwaway lines that are just positively brimming with sexual innuendo. I have no idea where he gets them from. Probably from all the movies that he watches. I think that most of you out there know how much into movies he is. The movie maniac and his 'jokes'. I shake my head in amazement at them sometimes. Not because they're good or anything. But because they're just SO unfunny. But sometimes you just can't help it. It's like he's so unfunny that it's actually funny... you know? Take this one for example, we were on the phone and we sort of got into a little argument of sorts. It was actually my fault and i was the one who actually started it and who was the one who got all silent and not willing to talk to him? Yep. I was the one. So he's pressing me, apologising and everything (even though it wasn't his fault) and i'm just giving him the silent treatment.
So he goes, "Well... you know what they say..."
I knew he wasn't going to finish that sentence of his so i reluctantly had to break my silence:
"...what?!..."
And he goes, "You say it best... when you say nothing at all"
Oh my god i swear i have never laughed so hard in my entire life up till that moment! I tried sooooo hard no to laugh! I tried continuing my silent act right after but i just couldn't. I was laughing my arse off deep inside! I couldn't hold it any longer and i just burst out laughing uncontrollably for minutes on end after that. lol
I'm not sure if any of you actually 'get' what was so funny about what he said but i thought it was funny as hell. It was really LAME but i have to admit, it's drop dead funny.
That thing he said... it's a part of a song made recently famous by Ronan Keating. It's on the Notting Hill OST so give it listen sometime.
But to my knowledge though, he doesn't usually let one loose to just ANYBODY. And by that i mean let loose a SEX JOKE. Not a FART. He only makes these lewd crude sex jokes with people he's entirely comfortable and friendly with. He's usually just a perfect gentleman otherwise. Either that or he just goes into his 'I'm a corny guy with corny lines and corny jokes' mode.
And oh my god is he ever corny. I swear, some of the things he thinks up in that noggin of his are just unbelievably corny! His pickup lines, his come on lines, his retorts, his sense of humour... everything! So corny! And the worst thing is that it's actually kind of adorable in that eye rolling and smiling afterwards kind of way. You just can't help but laugh or smile or just roll your eyes after he spews forth one of his cornball lines at you. Trust me, i could write a whole book on all the lines he's fed me throughout the years. It's really no wonder that he gets along with girls so well. Which is actually sort of an oxymoron when you think about it. Shy guy getting along so well with girls?? That sure is an oxymoron if i ever heard of one. The trick is to get him out of that silent mode of his. Once you get him out of his silent mode, he'll be one of the most sweetest, nicest, most charming people you'll ever meet. Charming in the only way he's able to be: In that one and only, unimitable, corny way of his of course. But it's a nice kinda charm. Even if it is sort of corny.
Have i talked about Justin enough? No? Hehe :P
We like ribbing on each other. We don't get to do it as often anymore but we still 'rib' nonetheless. I rib him more than he ribs me though. But that's just in my nature. I don't know how her puts up with me but like i said, he more than makes up for it with all the dumb sex jokes that he assaults me with. You'd think that he's a pretty perverted guy if you didn't know better but trust me, despite all the sex jokes that he makes, sex is usually the LAST thing that's on his mind. As illogical as that may sound, it's entirely true. Here's a guy who actually treats women with respect. Again, another oxymoron. A guy who constantly makes sex jokes that also respects women. I've known Justin for quite a long time now and to my knowledge, he's never even tried making a move on me. He flirts but even then, it's just him trying to be corny/funny. Maybe he just sees me more as a big sister or something rather than just some 'chick' that's 'fair game'. Although he'd be one pretty weird little brother what with him always checking out his sister and all that. Haha. Just kidding Justin. :)
You know, come to think about it, i'm certainly not the only who's subjected to all his so called 'jokes'. I've read those AOL messages that he usually posts up on his site. The other day, i was asking him how many people he usually does 'it' to (you know, pulling off dumb sex jokes) and he said something to the extent of "What? Online? Only a coupla people... like Liz and Zil. You're really the only one i can do it to in real life though. You and Louisa". He did also mention a few more people whom i can't really remember their names. But who cares. The point is, BEWARE HIS SEX JOKES. They're not even funny most of the time.
I mean look at this. I picked this little 'gem' of his out from March 22nd.
Taken out of context, this can be pretty sexual:
nada000000 wants to directly connect.
nada000000 is now directly connected.
He actually finds that sorta thing funny. IT'S NOT FUNNY JUSTIN. :P
Louisa really had it bad though. I don't really know her but i've heard a lot about her from Justin. I think she's in Canada now but she used to be in some of Justin's classes in back in his old school. Or so i heard from him anyway. Her friends would call her Lulu. And what would Justin call her?
Susu.
Susu, in Malay (it's a language), means Milk. Susu also means Breasts. Do you see where i'm going with this? So yes, Justin, would essentially call Louisa, 'Breasts'. Albeit in Malay.
And in his infinite wisdom, he also managed to work in a 'catchphrase' that he associates with breasts by occassionally asking Louisa:
"Got Milk?"
Apparently Louisa's quite well endowed. Or 'well developed' as Justin would say. That boy needs to get his mind out of the gutter i say. :)
But enough about Justin for now. I've probably already embarrassed him enough for now and he's probably thinking of how huge a mistake he made when he asked me to write this post. Haha. It's alright Justin, i'll consider this post 'revenge' for letting you check out my ass that day in the mall. Hahaha. :)
So allow myself to introduce... myself... again. So, once again, i'm Deanna Chasen Lee, a good old friend of Justin's. My friends call me Anne but Justin calls me D. I have no idea why. I just turned 22 last month and i'm a girl (no duh). Apparently a 'well developed' and 'a fucking beautiful one' too. According to Justin's previous one and only post about moi anyway. That's how he desribed me. Personally i don't think i'm THAT well developed and i'm certainly not 'fucking beautiful' as Justin may think i am. In fact, i think he's blind. :) I'm just your average looking girl of Chinese/British descent. My mum's Chinese and my dad's British. I'm originally from England but my parents live in Brunei and i've been living in Singapore... for the past 4 years at my aunt's place. I'm moving to New York pretty soon. For work. I love work. Yes.
Work is 'good'.
Justin really likes to think of me as a lesbian. I'm not a lesbian. I have this theory about why he thinks of me like that. No it wasn't because he caught me snogging with some other female of the species... no. It's because he thinks i look like Joey Lauren Adams. From that movie, Chasing Amy. I've never seen but i hear from Justin that's it's pretty good. She plays a lesbian in that movie if i'm not mistaken. Joey Lauren Adams i mean. Personally, i think i look nothing like Joey Lauren Adams and that the only thing i have in common with her is that we both have three names in our... name (does tht makes sense?). You know... like, Deanna Chasen Lee, Joey Lauren Adams, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar etc etc etc.
And Justin likes to think of me as a lesbian probably because i dress kinda 'funny'. To him anyway. Then again, he also thinks not wearing any underwear is funny. And for all that's worth, he probably finds everything funny.
So i'm not lesbian, i sort of 'dress funny', i apparently look like Joey Lauren Adams (i think not) and i'm 'available'. Haha, i sound so desperate saying that :P "I'm available". lol
Justin keeps saying i look like this:
Trust me, i probably look nothing like her
Normally i wouldn't even be revealing this much (or this little) about myself, especially not online but i figured... what the hey. I'm only ever gonna do this 'posting on a site' thing once and i'm doing this as a favor to Justin anyway. Since his site still gets quite a number of hits despite it being dead and all, he thought it'd be a quite a waste to just let it all slip by. He still quit the site though. So don't be expecting him to post anytime soon. And i'm only going to be doing this once. So don't expect me to post anymore too.
To be perfectly honest, i'm actually having a really tough time trying to write 'in the style' of this site. You see, FUBAR is practically Justin's 'baby' (despite it being dead) which is why he's so adamant about not letting other people post on it other than himself. I really don't see what's the big deal about it though. It's just a silly little site. To my knowledge, i think one of the very few people that he's let post on his site. I think he let Sophie post on it once. And a coupla other guys. But only once and once only.
My stint here as a writer on FUBAR will be equally as short lived as well. Which is fine by me really because i really have no desire to be an e/n poster or whatever. It's just not my thing. But as i was saying, me having a tough time writing 'in the style' of this site. Basically... when Justin told me to write for the site in the style of the site, translated into Justin-speak, he was basically saying, "Write like the way i write".
To be specific, i have no problem using the words that Justin usually uses in his posts (That's easy. His vocabulary's pretty limited. Hehe) but it's just hard for me to stay in 'character' in tune with the site's 'style'.
I constantly have to remind myself every few minutes or so, "Write like a fool... Write like a fool..."
:)
"Write like a fool..."
So anyway, i'll try to 'be' just like Justin because i know it'll just stroke his ego to see me adapting to HIS 'style' (or lack thereof) of writing and posting. It isn't really that hard to capture his nuances. I think Kip once did it on his site. Totally apeing Justin by pretending to be him (and practically turning his site into FUBAR, layout and all, for a few hours i think). Face it Justin honey, you need to diversify your online 'act' a bit. It's just way too easy to imitate. I mean, all you really have to do is talk about DVD's, drop in a few movie references here and there and talk about girls. Not forgetting mentioning the number of hits that you get in a day and making lame sex jokes. It just wouldn't be Justin without the hits and the 'jokes'.
But i guess that's why he quit though. After reading his last post down there, you can't help but feel that he knows it and that his act is getting stale. I don't know about you but i actually liked his little 'act'. As old as it got, it was just nice to read the stuff he wrote. I liked his tried and true approach to posting. You know... sticking with what works. Like they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. But i guess he just stuck with it for way too long and that nobody cared for anymore. Just so you know honey, I CARED. And i'm sure all your 'fans' out there care too.
All three of them. Hehe. :)
I'm probably gonna get hell for all the ribbing that i'm doing here the next time i see him. Oh well, i'll just tell him i'm not wearing any underwear again. Haha.
That'll get his mind off of getting back at me. :)
Sophie's a pretty lucky girl to get to know Justin so well so fast. He told me everything about them... how they met and all that... etc etc. It's a pretty cool thing that they have. It funny, i'm always asking him "So how's your girlfriend?" and he'd be all like, "She not my girlfriend! Well... not really anyway".
She technically is people. Even though they aren't exactly 'officially' going out. You know, Justin's got this really weird theory about how he classifies being boyfriend/girlfriend. He basically splits it into two somehow. Into two phases really. 'Seeing each other' and 'Going out'. Going out essentially being like bf/gf and seeing each other being like... dating but not going out... you know what i mean?
Actually i have no idea what he means either. It's his hairbrained theory. I'll be damned if ANYBODY actually gets what he means. He's absolutely terrible at trying to explain things. He's got this uncanny knack for beating around the bush before finally coming to a point that's worth listening to. And he knows it. Which is probably why he's so quiet most of the time. :P
Honestly though, if you meet him for the first time, you'll probably have no idea what to think of him. He doesn't like making prolonged eye contact and he's just so irritatingly quiet most of the time. Especially when he's out in public. He just goes into his little silent mode everytime there's a group of people around him. Not to say that he's not quiet in a one on one situation either. He can almost be as equally as quiet in such a situation as well. I had him over at my place once and it was just the two of us, me doing some silly assignment for school and him just going through all my 'chick magazines' (as he likes to call them) and he'd just be there not saying anything the whole time. HE IS SO QUIET.
You'd be considered lucky to get him to even say more than three sentences to you sometimes. Haha. But he's a good listener. Which is great for me because i can be one hell of a motormouth.
Did i say he likes going through all my 'chick magazines'? Well he does. He won't freely admit to actually reading chick magazines but he just loves going through them.
Probably because of all the 'hot chicks' and 'funny ads' that're in there. Or so he says. Yeah and he probably also reads playbopy for the articles. Surrre.
Typical scenario: Me doing my thing and him flipping through a 'chick mag'. He stops at a page, comes up to me and shows me a Tampon ad. He points and laughs and i roll my eyes.
Men.
He sure opened up a can full of worms when he asked me to do this. He wants me to write about him aye? Well i've got a lot of stories about him. I won't embarrass him too much though.
Before i broke up with that asshole jerk of a ex boyfriend of mine all those years ago, he once asked me about him out of the blue. About my boyfriend i mean (at the time that is). I found it pretty weird that he was asking about him because he usually NEVER asks about any of my boyfriends (mostly because he thinks of me as a lesbian). He knows about them but he'd usually never ask about them or bring them up. But anyway, we got into this really dumb conversation about relationships and how he would never want to go for me. He explained to me this other silly theory that he had about how there're two kinds of girls.
Justin's got heaps of these silly 'theories' of his i might add. I've noticed over the years how he just LOVES to disect things, split topics down the middle and make up his own threories about them. Like girls and relationships for example. He's got his own theory for pretty much everything. And they rarely ever do make sense. maybe the do in his own little world but they sure don't to me. But you gotta love him for it. Him and his silly ways of thinking. They're pretty amusing if you know better. :)
So anyway, he's got this theory that they're two kinds of women. Low maintenance and high maintenance. He'd go on and on explaining to me what each type were like and i'd be sitting there waiting (im)patiently for him to get to the point. It usually takes forever and a day before he finally reaches his point and even then, it's usually not that much of a point. lol.
In a nutshell: "They're two kinds of women. High maintenance and low maintenance"
So i ask him, "Which one am i?"
"Oh you're the worst kind" he says. "You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance. Very bad".
I give him 'the look' and say, "Oh just... go home you!"
Wanna know the best way to creep him out? It's easy. Just do an overshare. Chances are he either say, "Okay, that was a bit of an overshare" or "I have no idea how to respond to that". It's really funny if you do it to him face to face. The look that follows the overshare is usually priceless. Example of an overshare i once... overshared... was when i said was wasn't wearing any underwear the day i met him in Singapore. I think he nearly choked or something. Haha. I don't see WHY he would find that shocking though. Is not wearing any underwear REALLY that bad? Hmm... come to think of it, it's is sort of an overshare. Hehe. O:)
Oooh. This sure is turning out to be quite a long post. I have no idea how it's gonna turn out once it's online and i certainly have no idea if anybody's even gonna be interested in reading this all of this but no matter. It's just for fun anyway. It's not like i'm getting paid for it or anything :P
Well, it's not a complete loss. Hehe. At least i get to leave my mark on his silly little site at the same time getting to abuse him while i'm at it :) And besides, i won't be able to see him again for a long time after i leave. But i'll probably make an effort someday to visit him when he's over in Michigan sometime. NOT THAT YOU'D CARE.
(A bit of Justin's little nuances there with the 'shouting')
:)
It'd be nice if he'd just get off his arse and start re-updating this site of his daily like he did once before though. Despite it being really old and in need of a makeover. It's just not the same without him being 'online' and 'alive'... you know what i mean?
Justin actually has a picture of me stashed somewhere in that overhyped G4 laptop of his. Maybe one day (if he ever does bring back the site) he'll actually put it up here on the site and then you people can be the judge on whether i look like Joey Lauren Adams or not. He also has a nude picture of me which you can see for yourself by clicking here.
Notice how he's got this 'thing' for lookalikes? I mean like, he's always comparing people to celebrities and saying "Oh she looks like so and so...". Like how that Lola girl supposedly looks like Thess (Justin is blind), how Zil looks like Liz Hurley (Justin is blind), how Sophie looks like Natalie Portman (Justin is blind)... well, you get the picture.
I realise how i've actually been talking more about HIM than i am about ME throughout this post but honestly, i really don't think anybody would be interested in finding out more about boring old me. And besides, i'm not really too keen on divulging all the intimate details of my so called life out to people i don't even know. I'll only go as far as telling you stories about how i didn't wear any underwear on the day i met Justin in Singapore. Haha.
As if that isn't 'intimate' enough. Oxymoron alert! :)
Oh poop. Out of 'character' again.
"Think like a fool... write like a fool..."
lol. Sorry Justin. :) This is just too much fun! Ribbing you in 'public'. Hehe.
So anyway, i better be off now. I've probably BORED some of you to death. And it's getting late. I have no idea when Justin's gonna post this up or if he's gonna edit it in anyway... but this is me signing off.
Ooh. And as a little 'present' for Justin, i've surfed the net looking for pictures of all these 'chick' actresses that Justin would probably find attractive. I probably looked like a lesbian searching for all these pictures for him. Haha. So enjoy.
Kirsten Dunst 1
Kirsten Dunst 2
Kirsten Dunst 3
Kirsten Dunst 4
Kirsten Dunst 5
Kirsten Dunst 6
Kirsten Dunst 7
Kirsten Dunst 8
Kirsten Dunst 9
Jewel Staite
Jennifer Connelly 1
Jennifer Connelly 2
Jennifer Connelly 3
Natalie Appleton
Rachel Stevens
If anybody want to contact me, my AOL screen name is dr4m4qu33ni3
I know. It's a very girlie screen name. Sue me. :)
Thanks for reading.
Monday, June 11, 2001
One year later... - 7:22pm June 11 2001
After a week or so of major slacking off, i'm back to writing long ass posts such as this one. And guess for what reason.
It's June 11th! Good timing don't you think?
What? You don't know the significance of June the 11th?! Well for the uninitiated, the site that you are reading, right at this very moment, was 'born' on June the 11th 2000.
And for those of you not keeping count, this means that FUBAR is officially a year old. Yep, that's right. It's FUBAR's birthday today. Can you believe it? I've been at this e/n blogging thing for a whole YEAR now. And it already feels like i've been at it for two! Granted, me being in e/n for a mere year is nothing compared to all the other other oldtimers out there but when you take into consideration the amount of posting that i've been doing daily for the past year, i might just as well have been around for two. I've probably posted more in my one year than most sites have in their two.
I post a lot. And sure, there's probably somebody out there who posts more than i do but it still doesn't change the fact that i generally post a lot. At times, more than people even care to read. But anyway, it's been a year, and i thought i'd do a half assed 'year in review' kinda thing.
Like i said, it's gonna be half assed so don't be expecting anything indepth. I'll just be looking over my old archived posts and picking out the posts that i feel are worth commenting on.
June 11th 2000. The site went online. NOBODY knew it existed. I only really started posting the next day, June 12th. And wouldn't you know it? By the 13th, i'd ALREADY begun to obssess about my hits... complaining about the fact that i only had TEN (10) that day. Or something like that.
Being the newbie that i was, my first few posts really SUCKED. I look back at them now and i can't believe that i actually wrote some of the stuff that i wrote. They just seem so embarassingly bad. They make me cringe in fact. They're just your basic newbie e/n posts where every once in a while, i'd attempt to sneak in news related posts that i'd get off from Yahoo's 'weird news' section. Or whatever the hell they call it. In an attempt to emulate bigger sites and how they usually posted up all sorts of wacky news stories and such. And most of my earlier posts also consisted of me playing PC games like Soldier Of Fortune, SWAT 3 and the like. Mostly because i had nothing else better to do at the time. I was on my school break. Watched a lot of Summer movies too. Gladiator, Gone In 60 Seconds. The Patriot. You know... all the movies that came out in 2000. It was the year 2000 after all...
I liked this post that i made:
7:50pm@ June 16 2000 - It's been a pretty slow day for news...EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN A FUCKING WORM LANDED ON MY SHOULDER WHILE I WAS EATING LUNCH WITH JOHN AND OLIVER. Yes, you heard me right...a WORM was like...inching it's way to my fucking EAR. When Oliver oh so kindly pointed out that there was this despicable WORM on my shoulder. We all pissed outselves laughing at the damn thing clawling up my shoulder. Oliver then took a pair of chopsticks and flicked it away onto the table. It was still alive though. Inching it's way all around the top of the table. Do you watch WWF? You know Scottie Too Hottie? And his 'worm' move? Well, that's exactly how it moved. Sick. Anyway, we moved to the next table and we were like...all paranoid about worms falling out of the sky and landing on our shoulders and shit. It was an outdoor eatery place. With fucking worms falling from nowhere. It's funny though. Oliver was talking bout how 'wormy' the place was and then this fucking WORM appeared from outta nowhere on my fucking shoulder. Other than that, no new news.
Ah yes, the times when i didn't give a shit about grammar structure, sentence structure and making paragraphs in my posts.
About two weeks into the site, i started to talk about chick actresses. And i posted up pictures of Natalie Portman naked. That was fun.
Made my first official 'rant' on the 28th of June, not surprisingly, about my psycho ex. That certainly brought in a lot of hits... for it's time.
And so July rolls in. And i'm still talking about movies and hot celebrity chicks. Saying stuff like:
3:53pm@ July 4 2000
I must say that i do like how Mandy Moore kinda like...touches her left boob towards the end of her Center Stage video.
Typical me.
July 10th. I'm still bitching about my hits. I used to get around 50 a day back then. I also adopted post titles for all my posts from then on. July 10th. Here's an interesting post. It was about my gay cat:
Cat - 1:30pm@ July 11 2000
I once had a gay cat. His name was Moggie. Obviously it was male cat since i referred to it as 'his'. I also had another cat at the time also a male. Anyway, Moggie was gay. There were no other female cats around and it was that season where cats get horny and try to fuck any female cat in the vicinity. I don't let my cats out so they were both mostly confined within the house walls. So Moggie just started getting really queer and proceeded to bite the other cat's neck to get into the cat humping position. Of course, the other cat who was straight probably found the whole scenario pretty disturbing and he'd 'break the hold' and run away while Moggie kept chasing him trying to hump him.
Gay cats are weird.
I'd tell you the story of when Moggie took a shit on my right foot but i'll save that for another day.
I never did post about the day my cat took a shit on my right foot.
July 18th. Ah...July 18th... first day of the new school term and the first day of the 'Jeanne Saga'. The saga lasted all for about two weeks. It was pretty dumb really. Of course, to the uninitiated, it really did seem like i had this 'thing' for her. In all honesty, i did think she was hot but seriously though, i only did what i did with for fun. yep, it was all bullshit. I did it all for the hits. For the controversy that i knew would arise from be being out and about with her around school. And it worked too. I had like... shit loads of hits. At it's peak, the Jeanne thing brought in probably about 140+ hits for the site. Which isn't much, but... for a super tiny site that i ran at the time, it was a lot.
But seriously though, those of you who did follow the whole Jeanne thing, just to set the record straight, the whole thing that we 'had'... was nothing. She was just fucking around with me yankin' my chain. And i was fucking around with her yankin' her chain too. We both didn't know that we were doing it to each other but we both knew that we were doing something to each other.
Namely, yankin' both our respective chains.
Normally, i wouldn't have done that. But seeing as to how transparent her 'act' was, i just couldn't help but do the same to her. It was amusing though... to see her try to squirm out of the whole thing.
A word to the wise: Never try to bullshit a bullshitter.
The Jeanne thing was fun though. Even if the whole thing was based on lies. And to my credit, i did kinda drop hints that the whole thing WAS just a big joke that i turned into a running joke. She's probably refined her 'act' quite a bit since then. Last i heard, she pulled a really big one on some poor schmoe. Heh. Amazing the kind of info you can get off from knowing the right people...
Anyway, i left my school July 28th. And i posted this up July 30th:
The final slice - 1:19pm@ July 30 2000
We had a big sleepover at Eric's place last night. That's why i didn't update. It was just Me, John, Oliver and Kristian over at Eric's. We watched half of Reservoir Dogs and half of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on VCD while eating 3 boxes of pizza, a bag of Lays, a bag of Doritos, about 20 cans of Coke and Sprite and 3 kebabs. Halfway through the sleepover, John decided to call up his slice Jia Shin. Oliver got kinda pissed because John kinda defeated the purpose of the get together that night but nevertheless, John went upstairs anyway to call up his girl. So i was just us 4 left in Eric's room while John was upstairs on the phone. There was only one slice of pizza left and we all decided to get back at John by 'staining' the pizza. So we all kinda stained it with our ass sweat, armpit sweat, ball sack sweat, saliva, nose pickings, ear wax and other assorted bodily excretions. Ah what a fine slice of pizza that was. Anyway, we put that lone slice of tainted pizza on a plate to make it presentable for John to eat. But when he came down later, he didn't feel like eating it then so we saved it for the next morning. We watched Detroit Rock City before we all went to bed and had a looooong talk about all the foul girls in our school and a fairly amusing debate on who was the hairiest girl in school. Heheh. "All body mohawk". Anyway, the next morning, we all got up and Oliver suddenly remembers the pizza and says..."Is there anymore food left?" Eric says..."There's still one slice left". John says.." Ah...i think i'll have it". So as Eric and John leave the room to get the pizza, Me, Oliver and Kristian pissed our selves laughing. But then...tragedy struck. Eric and John came back in the room with no pizza in hand. Eric had a devastated look on his face. Eric's mom ate the pizza.
July 31st. My psycho ex pissed me off. Early August... spent most of my days hanging out with some of the guys from theFATwebsite.
Life - 1:42pm@ August 7 2000
You get born
You work your ass off
Then you die
Oh and you get to have sex somewhere in between. So that's cool i guess.
Dates - 10:12pm@ August 9 2000
If you're ever on a date with a girl (or a guy....if you're a girl of course), drink lots of Diet Coke together. Diet Coke contains Phenylethylamine (PEA). It's like natural Ecstasy. It makes people feel like they're in love and bonded to one another. You can also find PEA in chocolate and also in Nutrasweet. So yeah. Diet Coke is goooood. I think.
Oh yeah, don't do drugs.
No wonder Zil likes the stuff.
And this still amuses me to no end:
Rejection - 1:02pm@ August 26 2000
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and What They Really Mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You are a jurassic geezer.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I'm waiting for a richer sugar daddy.)
6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I've got a vibrator.)
5. I don't date men where I work.
(Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and un-fulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in EXCRUCIATING detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.)
I discovered Thess's site that August. I'll talk more about her later. I got myself a Sega Dreamcast back then too. So yeah, naturally, i started posting heaps about Sega Dreamcast games.
Oh well - 1:19pm@ August 27 2000
You know what sucks? Courting a girl for 8 months and finally getting to be her boyfriend on the day before she leaves for Australia and a week before i leave for Malaysia. That sucks.
Yeah, that really sucks pal.
September 2nd. I left for college. WMU. I started posting more about my classes and shit. And about how much i dislike Malaysia.
September 28th... Thess's birthday. =]
September 28th, i was getting about 200 regular hits a day back then. Good stuff. back then
Mmmmm...Sega - 5:40pm@ October 2 2000
Everyone knows how much i love videogames and if you've been reading my site since the day i got my Sega Dreamcast, you'll know that i buy Dreamcast games on a daily basis if possible (I think i'm certain i've got over 40+ games now. I don't know. I used to keep count but then i just...lost count i guess). In fact, one day, for your totally useless information, i'm gonna list ALL the games that i have. You'll just have to live with it. Besides, this is an e/n site and it's my e/n site so i'm entitled to write about everything/nothing that comes to my mind.
Anyway, here's a poem about my beautiful Sega Dreamcast:
An Ode to the Dreamcast
Dreamcast, oh Dreamcast, my little white box
You bring me such happiness and joy
And you match the color of my socks.
In the morning when I wake
You are there, ready to play
In the evening when I sleep
You are dim and mostly grey (because it's so dark)
I plug you in and turn you on
Your disk spins 'round and 'round
I grab the controller and flick the buttons
I love when you make the WHIRR sound
The games I play lighten my soul
They take me away from tiresome days
I feel much better, I feel so good
My Dreamcast makes me feel such ways
I sometimes get so lost in playing
That I could use a maid
But I will stay loyal to you my Dreamcast
Because i know even without you i still won't get laid
October 3rd. The Great One discovers my site... and likes it! He plugged me and i started getting INSANELY high hit counts. At the time.
I also started to get... *shock*... fan signs! My first one ever coming from Thess. After a lot of begging and sucking up of course. But that's another story. =]
Haha - 6:11am@ October 31 2000
I was so tempted to post up this e-mail that i got from a very good friend of mine back home when i received it a few days ago but i somehow hesitated. Well i hesitated no more and here it is. Probably the most whacked out e-mail i've ever received. Never knew Oliver could be so funny.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Re: surprise
From: "Oliver Wahab"
Date: Sun, Oct 29 2000 8:13:26 PM +0800
justin you old rogerer you, you old indulger into galant capers!!
forgive the bollox, its great to here from you man and your site is SICK however I think the old layout was more 'convinient' as it allowed me to read your latest updates immedietly now I have to click here and click there and do all sorts of stuff ...alas its still dope though..
I wont bore you with trivialities however so I shall leave you with this pearl of cum gleaming wisdom
'last one up the old sea dog gets a lick of the cat'
ha har!! do get back to me on how your course is doing and all the women your sleeping with!
till then ahhoy with ya you old lash loving turkey plumeting carpet sailor..
p.s. life in brunei is fine
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Still one of my most favorite e-mails. Ever.
October was a pretty good month. My posts were nice and consistent. They may not necessarily be all good... but they were good for most of the part. The same goes for November too. It was in November when i started to really go nuts for Thess. Making wallapapers of her, plugging her day in day out...and just well... being in <3 with her. E/N <3.
I made a faq page that month. It was rather well received judging from the TON of e-mails and comments that i received for it.
November 22nd. Had 262 hits.
Looking back, i can't help but notice how much i was into Thess and her site. I must've plugged her like... a gazillion times. And that's just for the month of November. I even made a drinking game out of it (Drinking Game - November 24th 2000)
Morning wood - 10:20am@ December 4 2000
I can't believe my dick woke up earlier than i did this morning. Haha.
December was an equally good month. I went to Singapore and bought a DVD player! Definitely a good month! A life altering month! Only because of the DVD player that i bought! I love DVD!
January 6th. I ACTUALLY HAD MORE HITS THAN BENCE. 615. Wow.
January 9th. I 'discovered' Liz. And made her 'famous'.
January 13. I exposed my psycho ex for the true psycho that she is by posting up all her psycho e-mails.
January 21. Bence makes ME a fan sign! *faint*
Early February was fun. I became 'Ash'. It was borderline scary to some. Mostly because of how much i really kinda 'became' him but it was fun. While it lasted. I really outdid myself with that gimmick. That stunt brought in SHITLOADS of hits.
February 24th... i broke up with my 8th girlfriend. And made a gimmick out of it. I started posting about how much i wanted a new girlfriend after that. It didn't really work but i thought it was funny. I amuse myself too easily sometimes.
I posted quite a lot about movies back then. And in March too. Movies movies movies. VCD's. DVD's. And i even posted up screen grabs of the various bootleg VCD's that i had. Brought in quite a number of hits too.
I stumbled across Suzi's site in early March. I kinda made her famous by calling her EVIL while plugging her on my site almost every single day. In retaliation, she used to call me a retard.
She still does.
See? - 10:50am March 23 2001
I really wasn't lying when i told you all that she calls me a retard. Everyday.
suzi iza goddess: you are so retarded
psykotik2k: whaat?
suzi iza goddess: ur retarded
psykotik2k: no i'm not
psykotik2k: what did i do this time?
suzi iza goddess: yes you are
psykotik2k: nuh uh
suzi iza goddess: you are just retarded
psykotik2k: am not
suzi iza goddess: yes you are
suzi iza goddess: and dont even deny it
psykotik2k: okay maybe just a little
On March 27th, i quit the page. Yep, that's what i did. Okay so maybe i didn't really quit the page. And i've never really quit the page before either. All those times i've said that i was gonna quit, i was obviously bullshitting. And just saying it to scare you all. It kinda worked the first few times. Then it just got old. Like everything else on the site.
And so i came 'back' about a week later and explained everything. There was a reason why i 'quit' the page that time. And even then i wasn't even really quitting.
But anyway, i got like a million e-mails about that. About me 'quitting'. They were all quite interesting really. I posted them all up. Just like i usually do with most of the reader e-mail that i receive.
I built up quite an obsession for Kirsten Dunst during those few months. Around March and April. The name Kirsten Dunst became synonymous with the site and all it's readers. There wouldn't be a single day that went by without me mentioning Kirsten Dunst's name.
Then i came back to Brunei in April for my 3 week semester break... and met Sophie. A month i'll never forget. =]
It's all chronicled on the site of course. So yeah, go read all about it if you haven't... if you care.
I kinda lost my 'posting skills' though... once i got back home. My posts just weren't good anymore (Not that they ever were...). The site just basically started going to shit. And i'd leave it un-updated for whole weekends at a time (mostly because i was spending my days with Sophie at the time). But yeah, the site SUCKED.
Anyway, i got Sophie to post on my site once. That was the first time i let anybody else other than myself post here.
And we're up to May 2001. And i'm back in Malaysia. And for a while there i started posting some really good stuff. And i also got myself a webcam so that the whole world could finally put a face to all these words on the site. Too bad it's not much of a face... haha.
The post about August - 4:03am May 10 2001 was a particularly sad post about the relationship Sophie and i are having and how it's eventually gonna end. That got me quite a few sympathy e-mails.
Anytime you get feedback on a particular post you made, you know that it's a good one.
And basically after that, the site went to shit again. I kept posting about the same things over and over again, bitching about my hits, posting up e-mails, talking about movies, posting about the DVD's that i bought, complaining about 9 dollar Doritos etc etc bla bla bla...
It goes on and on. And it always repeats itself.
I started resorting to posting up pictures of hot chick actresses to keep my hits up and yeah, while it did work, it just wasn't something that i was prepared to do daily. You know, just posting up pictures of hot chick actresses... it just wasn't one of my 'longterm goals' for the site. It's fun if to do once in a while... but as an everyday thing... just for the hits... it just gets old and insulting.
So fast forward a coupla boring posts later and we're up to June 2nd 2001. Thw day i just... lost it all. I just became totally disenchanted with the site. I left it to rot a for a coupla days and barely even posted at all. Things started picking up again on the 6th though. Barely.
The funny thing being the fact that i actually got hits as high as 400+/500+ during those days that i didn't post. Which is made even weirder if not for the fact that all my posts for the past week have been basically TOTALLY about movies and DVD's. Things that i'd think people wouldn't give two shits about.
But anyway, here we are... June 11th 2001. A full year after the 'birth' of FUBAR. Happy Birthday FUBAR. It's been fun. But now, you must die.
Sorry to say folks... but i'm quitting the site. And before you start thinking, "Psssh... shyeah right... not again...", i'm really serious about it. I won't be posting anymore after today. The site will be officially DEAD.
No more updates.
I just feel like i have nothing else to offer you. And nothing else to offer myself. I'm not quitting the site because of my hits. Frankly, i couldn't give a shit about my hits. Whether i get 600 or 200 or whatever... it doesn't mean diddly squat to me. Hits are not the center of my universe. And even though i make it out to seem that way on the site... it's not. I've said it a million times over now. The 'bitching about hits' thing... it's just an overplayed running gag that was funny the first 3 times. Too bad i just had to stretch it out 300 times more.
But anyway, it's not just that. Just look at my sidebar now. See all the sites that've quit or are just plain gone? Bence's, Eye's, Mizi's, Editor Dink's, Liz's, Suzi's... is it just me or is e/n is DYING? Sure, some of them may come back sooner or later but for now, it's just really depressing to see them not be where they used to be.
I think Eye said it best when he said this:
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Site Getting Old
From: eye@eyezworld.com
Date: Sat, Jun 2 2001 2:41:53 PM -0400
In reference to you saying your site is getting "old" and un-inspired. I know the feeling, and that's why I killed my site. I'm not saying you should kill your site, but that's why I killed mine, and why others have killed theirs as well, such as Jon. Have you ever heard athletes say they want to leave the game "on top" instead of waiting too long, and being forced out of the game? That's the way I looked at it, but I still waited too long.
When I started reading various "E/N" & Blog sites, I found a few sites I really liked. That was about 2 years ago. Now, after two years, The only site I really liked back then that is still alive and doing well is Solosier. ALL the others have either died or are dieing. BAMF has lost it's "edge", and Eskimo is dieing. All the rest are dead. I guess you can only write about life for so long, then it gets old and you realize you should be out experiencing life instead of writing about it on a webpage. For me, when writing on a page became a job or obligation instead of just for fun, it was time to stop.
Just my 2 cents on the whole thing. =)
-Eye
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Now, writing for the site never really felt like 'work' to me. I liked writing for the site. And it was always just for fun. It's a good way for me to kill time. The problem was, i just started running out of new things to say. Sure, that may seem like a really lame excuse to quit a site but its just something that i gotta do. Trust me, it can get really boring really fast reading and writing about DVD's and movies every single freakin day of the week. Which is what i've been reduced to doing this past week. Because i have lost all my inspiration to post about anything else. Sure, there're MILLIONS of other things to talk about other than DVD's and movies but... i just can't be arsed writing about them. No inspiration to do so you see...
Don't get me wrong, i still love posting. I loved posting about everything... and nothing... it's just that i really have nothing new or radical to post about.
Variety folks. I don't got it.
And with that, FUBAR is closed.
Ding dong the witch is dead.
Rejoice.
But before i leave the site to rot, i've got a coupla e-mails to respond to... on the site of course. So lap it up folks, because the next time you'll be reading any new posts on the site will be when monkeys start flying out of your ass.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Linkage
From: "Michael Winter" eightball_wntr@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Jun 9 2001 8:14:46 PM +0100
Hey i like your site, i was just emailing to ask whether you could link us at http://www.suckitandsee.cjb.net i already have u linked cause you have a good site, thanks from winter.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: What's up with that Justin?
From: "D. Wheelden" xxnapsterxx@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Jun 2 2001 12:12:23 PM -0400
I asked for a link exchange, so I link your site, and all you do is take
down my old link? That's just not nice =[
If you want to redeem yourself, link my site. The title is Skr4ped and the
URL is http://www.skr4ped.f2s.com
Remember, I know where you live. . .or, at least where your dorm is.
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I don't think a link will do you guys any good now. The site's dead. And speaking of it being dead, to all y'all who's got my link up on your respective sites... well, you can take em off if you want to. THERE'S NO POINT LINKING TO A DEAD SITE IS IT?
Actually i should tell myself that too. I'm still linking to dead sites... but that's just me.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Operation Swordfish Thingys
From: "/Kit" kit@unadopted.com
Date: Sat, Jun 9 2001 11:28:59 PM +0100
http://operationswordfish.warnerbros.com/ --> "Enter Password"
Shows you stuff from the movie, an interview, and a screensaver.
[ nsa | cipher | counter | elliptic | prime | swordfish | enigma | tempest | symmetric | yukondenali | venona ]
Got it from http://promo.warnerbros.com/projectswordfish/cmp/passwords.js, waaaay too easy ;)
/Kit
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Hacker.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Paul Oakenfold not Olkenfield, you shmuck :) *slap* NT
From: "Yakov Vorobyev" rpgnews@rpgnews.com
Date: Sat, Jun 9 2001 8:03:46 PM -0400
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Okay okay... so i got the guy's name wrong. At least it still sounds the same. Ha.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: (no subject)
From: BoRDeMKWeeN@cs.com
Date: Sun, Jun 10 2001 11:35:01 AM EDT
its suzi. you arent on AIM anymore. why not? i just got back from camp yesterday so knowing my luck you were probably on while i was gone. you suck like that :Á oh and you can take my link of because my domain went and died.
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It gone died on her folks. =/
AIM... i actually haven't been on AIM for ages now. In fact, i haven't been on the net at all this past week. Which is also why you don't see a lot of posts. Add 'not being on the net' with 'having no inspiration to post' and you'll get a surefire combination for a site's eventual death sooner or later. In this case, mine.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: (No subject)
From: mmoline@tm.net
Date: Sun, Jun 10 2001 3:49:09 PM EST
Psyko,
Nice page. I laughed out loud, and showed everybody else in our office. The weather in Michigan sucks. I'm not much of a talker when it comes to people I don't know, but much props for your page. Back to work
Mike M.
It's nice to get one last ego boost before you close down your site. I gotta say sorry though for the really bad timing of deciding to close the site down right now... i know there're a couple of you out there who've just begun to start following the site so late in the game... only to have it killed just as y'all were getting comfortable with it. But hey, you can't have everything...
And with that being said, it's time to leave the site.
The whole site's still gonna be online though. It just won't be updated. I might fool around with it ala Bence, but yeah, FUBAR's dead.
I might do something new with the domain sometime in the future though. Maybe open up a new site or something. We'll see what happens.
Thank you's:
Thanks also to:
and... to everyone else i've missed out on, to my ever dwindling regular readers, thanks for reading the site.
And for giving it the hits too.
God knows i can't ever go through a single post without ever mentioning my hits.
Oh and by the way, i bought Galaxy Quest on DVD last night.
=]
That's all folks.
Saturday, June 9 2001
Swordfish - 7:00pm June 9 2001
4 reasons why you should go see Swordfish:
Did i enjoy this movie? Well, yeah i guess i did. Even though it is kind of a flimsy movie. And the fact that it gets progressively absurd towards the end. But it's a summer flick. It's supposed to be dumb. Actually, it wouldn't be unfair to call this movie dumb. It's just that it tries to be too smart for it's own good. And the plot... what plot? I came off watching this movie feeling exactly the same way i felt after i saw Gone In 60 Seconds last summer. Which is no big surprise considering both movies were done by the same guy (Dominic Sena). But yeah, i liked Swordfish. Better than 60 Seconds. This film is over-the-top, stupid and ludicrous... but what the hell, it satsifies.
Primarily because of that explosion scene.
Oh. My. Gawd.
My mouth was fucking wide open during the whole sequence. I jaw was literally on the ground. I'll tell you this, if you were impressed by the 360 degree slow-mo bullet time shot of Neo dodging bullets up on top of that roof in The Matrix, you ain't seen nothing yet.
This has got to be the 'money shot' of the summer. It's beats the living shit out of Pearl Harbor's 'bomb point of view' shot. Yep, if the money shot of 1999 was the 360 bullet time shot of Neo dodging bullets, then the money shot of 2001 has got to be the explosion scene in Swordfish. At least for now.
I want this movie on DVD.
There're some other really cool set pieces though. Like the chase scene at night and the other uh... aerial chase scene. But as far as cool scenes go, that explosion has got to be the coolest one.
But anyway, cool scenes aside... is the movie any good? Well... it's not exactly a masterpiece but i enjoyed it. I mean, you just gotta enjoy any movie that has Halle Berry practically naked in it. Right?
I like how the movies started. It's is just so full of irony. The movie starts off with John Travolta talking about movies and how unrealistic they are. Which is funny because Swordfish is one of the most ridiculously unrealistic movies i've ever seen. But i won't get into that. Just see for yourself.
So the movie's basically about hacking. Amongst other things. Now i have a problem with 'hacking' movies. I just find it extremely boring watching actors reacting to computer screens. The montage scene of Wolverine... i mean... Hugh Jackman, creating that virus and reacting to his failure and eventual success... bored me to tears. But thank God there's not actually that much 'sit if front of a computer pretending to be hacking' scenes in this movie. Not like 'Hackers'. Boy was that a shit movie or what.
Ooh. I like the product placement of the Dell laptops in Swordfish. And the sound track is pretty cool too if you're into Paul Olkenfield.
Anyway, Wolverine looks weird without his sideburns.
And i thought some of the CG effects were a bit hokey. But hey, just suspend your disbelief during those hokey scenes and it's all good.
Okay, i just gotta spoil this one bit in the movie for ya. Skip this paragraph if you don't wanna know anything. Alright, if you've seen the trailer for this movie, you've undoubtedly seen part of the 'hack this in 60 seconds or die' scene. It's actually a pretty good scene in the movie itself. Well... mostly because Wolverine is actually getting a blowjob throughout the whole scene.
I was kinda surprised to see Vinnie Jones in this movie. I totally did not know that he was gonna be in it. You know who Vinnie Jones is... he a regular in all the Guy Ritchie flick. Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch... he was also in Gone In 60 Seconds. And now he's in Swordfish. I wouldn't be surprised if he turns up again in Dominic Sena's next movie. Looks like he's gonna be one of his regulars too.
It's kinda cool though. To see people work together once again. Like Dominic Sena/Vinnie Jones (Gone In 60, Swordfish) and Wolverine/Halle Berry (X-Men, Swordfish).
Oh yeah. Halle Berry. She takes off her clothes. Enough said.
Go watch this movie. If only for Halle Berry. And that explosion. Nothing else. And if you do, don't look too closely. If you do, it becomes not just mindless, but ludicrous, preposterous and downright stupid.
Friday, June 8, 2001
Movies - 9:14pm June 8 2001
Tonight, i will be watching the midnight showing of Swordfish at the movies.
It's also known as Operation Swordfish in some circles but it will be cool nonetheless. Regardless of whatever it's supposed to be called.
Apparently, there's gonna be two cool scenes that'll be full of money shots:
I won't be spoiling anything when I tell you that there's a scene that's done in psuedo "bullet time" of an explosion ripping through a city street that blew my mind. As much as the bomb P.O.V. shot from Michael Bay's was cool, the giant crab attack in Atlantis was amazing, and the sure-to-be coolness from Planet of the Apes and Jurassic Park III, there's this. The scene is MAYBE 45 seconds long, but it's a perfect blend of visual and aural presentation.
The other scene involves gunplay.
If you've seen the trailer then you know Travolta spends some time firing an automatic rifle out of the window of his supercool car. Well, what you MAY NOT know is that he's exchanging volleys with other guys with guns...
But his gun just sounds UNBELIEVABLY cool. Thunderous. Remember the first time you heard the gatling type gun in Predator? It's like that. Awesome. - dvd.ign.com
In other news, today i went to the mall and blew a wad of cash on 3 DVD's.
The end.
Thursday, June 7, 2001
Twice - 9:39pm June 7 2001
Will bought Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon on DVD. The Region 1 version of course. I have the Region 3 version. I hate it when they include more region specific features on a DVD. The R1 CTHD has an extra 25 minute 'making-of' documentary that the R3 version DOESN'T have. It also has a nicer cover. Looks kinda like the Traffic and American Beauty cover. What with all the talk of all the awards all those movies got displayed RIGHT THERE IN VERY BIG LETTERS ON THE FRONT COVER LIKE THIS.
But hey, i'm not the only one who's losing out. Those of you who have the R1 version of CTHD are missing the 2 Coco Lee music videos that the R3 version has.
FRONT, BACK, INSIDE.
Damn you you 25 minute making-of documentary. Damn you for making me think about wanting to buy the same movie twice on DVD!
Hrm - 5:30pm June 7 2001
Why am i posting 'so much' today?
I'm not supposed to be posting. I'm supposed to be pretending that i've lost all interest for this site therefore making it seem like i'm going to 'quit'... again! For the i-don't-know-how-many-th time!
Q's & A's - 5:13pm June 7 2001
Okay, where the fuck did Suzi's site go? All i'm getting is this "No web site is configured at this address." bullshit.
Anyway, in reference to this post, no you silly overly sensitive man you... you are not BAD. I just couldn't think of anything else better to put next your link. I would've probably put NECROPHILE next to it if i'd thought of it at the time but alas, when you're out of inspiration, you tend to think half-heartedly. So i just took the BAD out of the BAD SAMARITAN, which is like half of what your site's called, and stuck it up next to your link. Big whoop.
But anyway, i found it pretty amazing that you could actually write a whole big ass post based on the three little letters of the alphabet that i decided to bestow next to your link.
I wish i could done that.
Oh well. But hey, at least i'm still on top. Har har.
By the way, this is the best porn site ever.
Slump. Like Dr. Slump. - 4:39pm June 7 2001
Yeah yeah quit yer moaning. I guess it's been pretty obvious that i'm going through one of my 'moods' again. You know... what with me BARELY ever posting anymore. Call it a slump but i've just lost... interest i guess. For lack of a better term. I mean, come on... really... i'm sure y'all realise that i have nothing new to say. Really, i mean, do y'all really wanna know what DVD i bought or how many hits i'm still getting (despite me slacking off... majorly)?
And yet, it still amazes me that some people still find all that i have to say to be funny or *shock* interesting. Okay sure, for those of you who've just started following the site, all of what i've been writing so far may seem new to y'all but for the long time readers... it ain't. And i kinda feel sorry for those 'long time readers'. Because they get nothing new out of the site and my daily ramblings. Now it's just DVD this and hits that and 9 dollar Doritos this and useless movie trivia that.
IT'S SO OLD. Believe me, i'm more sick of what i write than you are sick of reading it.
Those of you who are sick of reading it that is...
But it's all the same.
Anyway, despite all this, i'm STILL getting hits and i'm STILL getting good feedback regarding the site. Which is like... "Okay, the site sucks yet they still come back for more."
Amazing.
No, not the fact that y'all still come back for more. But for the fact that i'm actually using the word y'all multiple times in this post.
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Fullname: "Fullname?" Eh.. Kate will do.
Email: Alley13Kat@aol.com - The queen of newbie screen names, yes, I know. ;)
Where are you from?: Iowa.
Homepage Name: Synchronicity..
Homepage URL: http://www.envy.nu/synchronize
Comments: (BTW - My website [linked above, obviously] is a little.. Erh.. How do I put it? Just look at it, hehe. Talk about girly and teenybopper-y.. If you want my journalish site, go to~ http://www.envy.nu/katee.. Urghhh, how I hate Envy.nu.. I'm not there by much of a choice! Wow, I'm rambling a lot.) Ahem! Anyways.. I've been here a few times and decided I should go ahead and sign the guestbook :) I think you're hilarious~ Even if you write about "nothing," you still deserve the 500 hits per day.. Tee hee! Well, hmm.. I would ramble on forever, but I'd rather not..!
[Thinking: I'm not going to write "Keep up the good work!"] Uhhh.. Great site! Heh.. I'll be visiting again ^^;
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You know... lately, i've been getting quite a few people (well...if you can call 2 people a few...) who run anime-themed blogs linking me. Which is kind of a strange coincidence. What with me mentioning Princess Mononoke and 3X3 Eyes recently, both of them Japanime's themselves, within the past week or two. It's just that i just find it strangely coincidental that people who like anime are starting to link to my site just as i FINALLY start to mention Japanime movies on my site.
But anyway, AS IF ANYBODY CARES WHAT I THINK.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject:
From: "Darren Hurd" dhurd@tampabay.rr.com
Date: Wed, Jun 6 2001 9:36:06 PM -0400
Thanks for pointin' out the Jay & Silent Bob flick bro - I had no idea.
Have you been able to find Reanimator on DVD?
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Yeah, Jay And Silent Bob Strikes Back will definitely be better (in terms of entertainment) than Pearl Fucking Harbor.
Boy... was that movie ever a bomb. (No pun intended)
I mean, sure... it may be a box office success but critically, my ass could've gotten better reviews.
Anyhoo... Reanimator on DVD. Nah man. Haven't been able to even catch a glimpse of it on DVD anywhere. But i have seen the original Night Of The Living Dead on DVD. And also this 'double feature' edition of the original The Fly and Return Of The Fly all on one DVD. Great if you're into classic horror flicks that is. Personally, i've never even seen the original Reanimator. But i have seen the sequel though. Bride Of The Reanimator i think it's called? Something like that. Watched on Laserdisc. I think i rented it out once like... 10 years ago or something like that.
I feel old.
I probably haven't answered your question too well... but hey, AT LEAST I'M POSTING.
Oh and a little message for Zoe (if she's reading this), no silly, you didn't say anything wrong. I'll get back to you as soon as i can. I've just been REALLY slack at replying my e-mails and stuff. My slackness is readily apparent from the amount of (or lack thereof) posts on this site.
Wednesday, June 6, 2001
They do - 7:55pm June 6 2001
You know, the opening theme music for Superman sounds almost like the opening theme music for Star Wars. No really, if you ever get the chance to listen to em both, keep listening till you're halfway through both of them. They sound almost alike.
But then again, the music, for both movies, is after all, done by the same guy. You know... that John Williams guy. He did the music for Superman, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, the Indiana Jones Trilogy etc etc etc...
NOT THAT ANYBODY CARES.
The sky is falling - 7:49pm June 6 2001
Amazing. I posted ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WORTH READING yesterday and i still got 551 hits.
Wow... a post - 7:39pm June 6 2001
I didn't have any classes today. So me and my farting roommate went to that Fox Home Video place and bought DVD's. I got myself Superman: The Movie (Expanded Edition) and Cast Away: Special Edition 2 Disc Set.
My farting roommate bought himself 3X3 Eyes Collectors Edition.
The lady who owned the shop showed us a copy of The Rock Criterion Collection. It cost RM$179. Know how much it costs at Speedy Video? RM$250.
Tell me that that's not a ridiculous amount of money to spend on a single DVD.
Anyway:
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: KICK ASS SITE!!!!!!!
From: "Matthew Orobko" mattheworobko@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Jun 5 2001 8:20:53 PM -0600
i just want to say that u, my friend, have a kick a$$ site!!!!!!!
matt
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Dude, i haven't been posting in like... a week. My site sucks ASS! It doesn'tkick ass... it SUCKS ass!
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Hey
From: DJ Decepticon
Date: Tue, Jun 5 2001 8:17:14 AM -0500 (CDT)
Hey, I was just doing some catching up on fubar, when I ran accross your post about Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream. Although I agree with you that she is HOT, I must say that her greatest on screen performance was in Labyrinth as Sarah. Any movie with her, a bunch of muppets, and David Bowie in spandex **shudder**, has to be one of mans greates creations. Truly one of the most under-rated movies of it's time.
DJ Decepticon
http://www.bizzos.org
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Sorry. Gotta disagree with you there. Her greatest screen performance has got to be in The Rocketeer. If not in Requiem For A Dream. I dunno. I could be wrong though. I haven't seen Labyrinth since 1988 or something like that.
I should look for it on DVD.
Mmmm... Jennifer Connelly... naked.
Tuesday, June 5, 2001
? - 9:38pm June 5 2001
Why am i still getting nearly 500 hits a day?
Anyway... this site's been popping up in my referrals a lot. Check it out sometime. Oh and uh... thanks for the plug.
thegodfader.com.
It happens - 8:19pm June 5 2001
Things fall apart.
Old news - 11:34am June 5 2001
Bought In The Line Of Fire: Special Edition. Traded in Fallen (piece of shit movie) for Dances WIth Wolves (not a piece of shit movie).
Want to buy Cast Away next.
Will go broke by the end of the month.
Monday, June 4, 2001
? - 7:00pm June 4 2001
It's amazing that people still even come here...
Saturday, June 2, 2001
!!! - 4:02pm June 2 2001
I'm not gay! I hate guys! I love womennnnnn!!!
No inspiration - 2:35am June 2 2001
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: video games
From: Ansel beefcake_ohyeah@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, May 30 2001 8:39:45 AM -0700 (PDT)
Wow, you must be rich.
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I haven't touched my Dreamcast in ages. Well... not since i last bought Confidential Mission that is. That was a shortlived game. Actually, me and my roommates have been playing quite a bit of my Playstation these days. Mostly playing F1 2001 on it. I haven't updated my Dreamcast game list in a while. Mostly because there're absolutely NO good games to buy that're coming out for the DC right now. Dreamcast is dying.
I want a PS2. I want Gran Turismo 3. I want Metal Gear Solid 2. I want Doritos that don't cost 9 bucks.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: food
From: Melvinthejerk@aol.com Add to Contacts
Date: Wed, May 30 2001 11:54:14 AM EDT
Are you ever going to send me an address to send your sprite and dorritos?
Think of it: If I bought you, say, 20 bags of dorritos. To you, that's $180.
THINK OF THE DVD'S!!!
That is all, I await your reply to either my e-mail or the site.
Danny
p.s. Everyone visit http://melvinthejerk.8m.com!
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Oh so that's what he meant when he said "WHERE DO I SEND THE REFRESHEMENTS???!!" in all those other previous e-mails that he sent me (of which i posted up here on the site). I was a bit slow on that. Y'see, this guy wants to buy me Sprite and Doritos. I don't know why. Maybe he has this secret little thing for me or something. But anyway, it's free Sprite and Doritos. If he actually does comes through with the 'refreshments' that is...
My address at the dorm is:
Justin
B110, Room 2, No. 5, Jln. Kolej
Bandar Sunway
46150 PJ
Selangor
Malaysia
Hey, it's okay for me to put this address on the net. I don't really 'live' here anyway. It's not my 'home'. It's just a dorm.
My baby, Sophie, e-mailed me. Here's part of it:
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What's happening to ur site? U aren't putting any Oomf into it anymore. If
it's bugging you quit it...If not, put more Oomf into your writing. I know
nothing interesting has happened, coz i'm here, not there.. hehe..
Please don't post this email. It's stupid.
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Sorry baby, i just couldn't resist. =]
True true. I'm not putting any Oomf into any of my posts anymore. They're just really lifeless and half assed now. Absolutely not even a smidgeon of real effort put into them. They're just not what they used to be. Back in the day, i used to RULE (overstatement of the millennium). Now i SUCK (understatement of the millennium).
It is kinda bugging me though. She's right about that. She's right about a lot of things really. It's weird. It's as if she knows what i'm thinking sometimes. I like that. I don't have to say anything and she just automatically knows... you know? It's nice.
But anyway, i suck right now. No really, don't even deny it. I mean, i don't deny it. The site sucks. My posts suck. I'm just getting OLD. No, not old old... but old as in fucking boring and repetitive and uninteresting old.
Basically, i just lost all my inspiration.
I need a muse.
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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: about your website
From: JustACureFan@aol.com
Date: Fri, Jun 1 2001 1:15:21 AM EDT
i just wanted to say how entertaining your web page was... and i was just curiose, how the hell did you manage to kick yourself in the nuts?... thats a weird one... later
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My page? Entertaining? Yeah, and i'm the Princess of Canada. But anyway, it's true.
No. Not about me being the Princess of Canada. About me kicking myself in the nuts.
Idiot.
I actually did manage to kick myself in the nuts once... a coupla months ago. I even posted about it on the site. Because i have no shame. I was trying to sit cross-legged or something. And i kinda swung my leg into position too fast and... well... kicked myself in the nuts. Somehow.
*shrug*
What happened to Friday?? - 1:25am June 2 2001
So okay, i didn't post. I was busy doing other things. Sue me.
Went to that Actors Studio Theater place to watch that performance play type thing. It was pretty good. I particularly couldn't take my eyes off of this one actress. Had my eyes fucking glued to her. She was cute. What can i say?
But anyway, no point me explaining what the play was about because i doubt any of you out there even give a rats ass. But it was good. And now i have to write a 3 page report on it for my Modern Arts and Ideas class. Whoopie.
Ooh ooh! I found this REALLY FUCKING AWESOME store that sold all these DVD's and Laserdiscs and video/audiophile shit! For cheaper than what i'd usually have to pay if i were to buy em from the regular place where i usually buy DVD's too! Well, the DVD's there still cost over 100 bucks but they're significantly cheaper than the prices that i've been putting up with till then. Fox Home Video. And it's not just some shitty store either. It's fucking classy. It's tiny but it's classy. It's like a real videophile's store where all the clerks (All two of them. But i believe they have a bigger branch at the Mid Valley Megamall here) actually know their stuff. And they have a really fucking good selection of DVD's too. And Laserdiscs too. Of course nobody really buys Laserdiscs anymore but i thought it was cool that they actually stocked them for sale. Anyway, they had all the latest releases in there. Castaway, Traffic, the region 1 version of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Shadow Of The Vampire and REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.
Needless to say... i bought Requiem For A Dream right and there and then. UNRATED VERSION. =]
I told the lady clerk there that i'd be back the next day to buy more. Cause i didn't bring much money then. Ha.
Went back 'home' (to the dorm) after the show. Watched Requiem For A Dream with Rico, one of my other roommates. Told him a bit about what the movie was about and he was intrigued. So we watched it.
I felt sick again at the end of the movie. And very fucking depressed. Rico felt the same way too. Ha. IT'S A SICKENING AND DEPRESSING MOVIE PEOPLE. But in a good way.
Went to bed after watching all the deleted scenes and documentaries and stuff. Woke up at around 11am. Had to attend this group meeting for my Politics class to discuss our group term paper topic. Or whatever. Anyway, Claire Forlani's in our group. She sat next to me at the meeting thing. I felt all giddy. She's purty.
So i went to that Fox Home Video place again (i can't believe i didn't discover this place sooner!) that evening. I browsed through their entire DVD selection. I took out L.A. Confidential and put it on the counter. And i went to look around some more. Then i found THE MUMMY ULTIMATE EDITION. I picked that one up and held on to it. So i looked around some more... hmmm... Transformers The Movie, 3X3 Eyes, Jaws, Superman, Cleopatra, Lawrence Of Arabia, Tenchi Muyo, Bubblegum Crisis, Street Fighter 2 Animated Movie, The Iron Giant, EVIL DEAD 2,
Picked it up, stared at it, inspected it, loved it, put it on the counter. I put L.A. Confidential back onto the shelves and paid for both THE MUMMY ULTIMATE EDITION and EVIL DEAD 2.
So all in all, within the past two days, i bought:
And that's it.
Welcome to the end of an ultimately bore inspiring post.
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