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Later - 2:30pm@ January 29 2001
I am going to go to check and see if my mom has rejuvenated my bank account with my monthly $1000 later this evening. If she already has done so, i shall pay my rent, buy a DVD and pay back my farting roommate for all the money i owe him so far. And buy a pizza too.

DVD - 12:45pm@ January 29 2001
DVD's that are on my to buy list:

Eyes - 12:02pm@ January 29 2001
"Oh man...she has beautiful eyes" - As overheard being said by a friend of mine upon viewing this on the PC monitor back at the dorm.

Empty - 12:00pm@ January 29 2001
You know, this site kinda looks empty without that "Oh i might move so i'll keep you posted on my URL" note that i used to have at the top of this page.

Why so low? - 11:25am@ January 29 2001
Bad.

Is it a case of 'nobody visits the site on the weekends' or 'your site sucks i don't want to visit it anymore'?

Good news? - 11:15am@ January 29 2001
Hey guess what? It seems that Nathan's deal with Tromaville went bust so he won't be moving there anytime soon. And if he's not moving, that means i'm not moving too! So yes! No server changing for me anytime soon! I feel quite sorry for the other sites who left the nathanism network though. Nathan's a good host. As it stands, only fubar and thefatwebsite are all that's left of the once glorious network of sites on nathanism.com. I guess it isn't much of a 'network' anymore eh? Ah well.

Wanker - 11:00am@ January 29 2001
Liz is back online again. You know, for a second there, i thought she'd died or was kidnapped by aliens or something. But anycow, she's back, hopefully to stay. For as long as possible. I would've posted up her e-mail but then she did say:

"and plz plz don't put this email up on ur site. lol that sort of thing scares me."

So i won't. =]

Simon's e-mail, on the other hand, i WILL post up because...um...i like posting up e-mails.

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Subject: Chinua Achebe is a wanker
From: "Simon Phillips" davestavros39@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Jan 27 2001 4:36:45 PM -0000

I read Things Fall apart once, and it could be the most boring, pointless, badly written, pathetic pile of shit I ever had the misfortune to hold. I want to burn all copies of it immediately, and I expect anyone who talks of it as a "masterpiece" or as even "clever", or "slightly clever" to be killed on sight. Wtf is that whole spirit festival about? Does he think it is clever writing the way he reveals that they are just people dressed up? Fucking loser could have just written "these people are all stupid and they can't recognise their own family if they happen to be in stupid clothes". Most ridiculous lack of subtlety I ever did see.

That is, as I'm sure you will have noticed, indicative of how completely shit this book is. So many trees have been cut down to provide expensive toilet paper in a hardback cover. Come to think of it - I probably wouldn't wipe my ass on the pages of that book. My wish is that books become voodoo - so I can torture that cunt for writing that piece of absolute bollocks.

Chinua Achebe is a wanker, as the title says.

Simon

http://vgeworld.com/kip
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I guess somebody doesn't like Chinua Achebe that much eh?

The good, the bad and...yeah, that's it - 10:50am@ January 29 2001

Search results - 10:37am@ January 29 2001
I was checking my search engine referrals yesterday just to see what searches people have been making and how some of those people unexpectedly wound up at my page as a result of their searches.

Take a look.

Check out the fifth referral. Now who in their right mind would want to search for THAT? The things people search for these days i tell you...

Sunday, January 28, 2001

Hot sexy nude actresses! - 7:15pm@ January 28 2001
No money = no posts = no hits

Broke - 6:30pm@ January 28 2001
I am now really REALLY broke. I'm spending my last few remaining dollars here in this cybercafe just for the sake of posting (and checking my mail and all that other stuff). I now have absolutely NO MONEY AT ALL. No money that's of actual use anyway. I have but pennies to my name. Coins. Worthless coins that'll barely even buy me some CANDY. I have no food to call my own back at the dorm. Okay well maybe just a packet of noodles and a can of coke. But that'll barely even get me past Monday without me DYING HALFWAY THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

I am reduced to having to scab off of my roommates noodles and have him pick up my tabs whenever i decide to eat out with him. I am poor. And i'll be poor till my mom transfers more money into my account. And that probably won't be till Tuesday at the latest. I'll probably just have to borrow some money off of one of my roommates (the farting one most likely) and pay him back ASAP if worse comes to worst.

I AM POOR. *cry*

Snooker - 6:08am@ January 28 2001
Just got back from an all nighter at this snooker hall just outside of campus with about 5 other guys. Played pool from midnight till the break of dawn. I didn't play of course because I COULDN'T AFFORD TO PLAY. So i just sat there in the corner crying while watching the other guys play.

It's funny actually considering that curfew on the weekends is at 3:00am and ww only finally got back to the dorm at aroun 6:00am. It's a good thing that my other roommates actually know some of the security guards that guard the gates to the 'halls of residence'. So yeah, we get a little leeway as to how long we get to stay out (i.e for as long as we want).

Anyway, after tonight (or this morning i should say), i have come to the decision that I HATE SNOOKER. It's the slowest most tedious sport i've ever come across. Do you know how LONG it takes just to sink a coupla balls just to finally end a game? LONG. In almost felt like crying myself to sleep waiting for the other guys to finish up just so we could go back home (remember, we must've been there for about 6 hours or something).

Snooker is the sport of the DEVIL.

Saturday, January 27, 2001

Oldskool - 2:20pm@ January 27 2001
Believe it or not, i have absolutely no fucking clue how to use WYSIWYG editors like Frontpage. I made this site using raw HTML and wordpad. I don't use any CGI whatsoever and i upload all my files and posts via FTP the oldskool way. in short, this is A VERY SIMPLE SITE. It's so oldskool, it's not even funny anymore (It never was anyway). Okay, to say that i have absolutely no fucking clue how to use Frontpage would be an overstatement. I actually do have a (very) basic grasp of understanding HOW to actually use Frontpage but just don't ask me to create even a half decent layout using the damn thing because it'd never happen.

Fact: I do not know how to use Frontpage (well).

I never even touch the damn thing. Besides, have you ever actually SEEN what the source code looks like for a site that's been created using Frontpage?! How in the hell anyone can decipher that mess of HTML is beyond me. Give me basic raw HTML and wordpad anyday. I am oldskool.

Yes it is true - 1:15pm@ January 27 2001
There are times when i'd be back at the dorm, doing nothing at all, except sitting in front of my roommate's PC monitor and staring at this for long extended periods of time. That'd be all i'd be doing. Just sitting there and staring at the desktop. It's quite sad really. Take a look at the time on the PC's clock. I ultimately have way too much time on my hands (wish i could say the same about my money).

Time that should be spent doing other things like reading that damn 'Things Fall Apart' book. Blah.

Yes it is possible - 1:10pm@ January 27 2001
I probably *might* be posting after 3:00pm after all. I have like about $3 left. That'll give me about an hours worth of online time at a cybercafe. I could use half an hour today and another half hour for tomorrow's posts. Excellent. I am the smartest man in the world.

Admin? - 1:05pm@ January 27 2001
You know, i was actually offered a place by a friend of mine, Lucas, to be a part of the network administrators here for the univeristy. But i declined. Stupid eh? I know. But i just couldn't be bothered doing actual 'work' and messing around with the school's intranet and all that bullshit. I'd rather spend my time being online posting for my site =]

But you know, it would've been pretty cool if i did accept that offer. I don't know what the actually perks would be of being part of the admin but hey, power is power nonetheless. And i turned down that power.

Guestbook signing - 12:30pm@ January 27 2001
I got this funny guestbook signing. Well...it was funny to me anyway.

Fullname: Dxs84
Email: dxs84@linuxmail.com
Where are you from?: Au
Homepage Name: Dxs84's Website
Homepage URL: http://dxs84.cjb.net
Comments: I dun know how the fuck i got he, i was looking for 'boogie nights' vcd to download and i ended up here . Well ya site looks nice, didnt really have a lookat the content, except for some of the so called "pr0n" but anyway, if anyone knows where i can download 'boogie nights' the movie, in avi format or some shit email me.. the email is correct with this post.. oh yeah, check my site to.. LATER

Boogie Nights? I came up in a search engine for the word 'Boogie Nights VCD'? Haha. That's great. I should start talking more about other movies so that my site'll show up on every search for any specific movie. Anyway, i stand by the fact that my 'pr0n' page is the third...no wait, i just checked my stats again and...it's now the second most visited page on this site. Tsk tsk tsk.

Anyway, help the poor guy out. And by all means, visit his site.

Me, myself and i - 6:40am@ January 27 2001
I'm bored. Let's talk about me. I thought i'd amuse myself by writing about myself from my point of view. So hi there. My name is Justin. I'm a 20 year old male of the species with no job, no car and no life. Oh. And no money too. It's okay though. I don't really need a car where i am right now. I probably won't need a car till i graduate from University. I like walking. And public transport. I have no job though. In fact, i've never even worked before. Not even part time. Sad really.

I go to Western Michigan University in Malaysia on their Sunway campus. It more or less sucks here. Oh, the school's fine. I love the subjects and the easiness of it all. A slackers heaven. But physically the school itself, well...lets just say that some of the classrooms here resemble the inside of a prison cell. A big prison cell...but a prison cell nonetheless. Nah, i'm just exaggerating. It's not at all that bad. Not all the classrooms are like that. There are some pretty swank areas in the school that put a coupla places in my previous school to shame. But still, overall, the campus here isn't nearly as good as the one in my previous school.

I guess i've just been spoilt by the luxury of having gone to an 'elite' private school prior to leaving for Uni. I used to go to JIS back in Brunei. It's supposedly the BEST school that you can go to in Asia in terms of facilities and all that shit. The dorms there are like fucking hotel rooms compared to the dorms here. But for BN$2000 per semester, they'd better be like fucking hotel rooms. The rent i pay here's really cheap. RM$250 which is like only about BN$120. But then again, it's a far cry from the 'hotel' rooms that you'd get over at JIS. I had a great time in JIS. Made some very good friends while i was there. Half the guys over at thefatwebsite who went to that school were my classmates. Everyone's pretty much left now though. Rod's doing uni in England, Pat's in Canada. Only a coupla guys still remain in JIS in the process of completing their A levels.

Oh hey, if you ever wanna access the JIS intranet section of their website (for whatever reason), you could do no worse than trying to use these logins and passwords.

Login: smalpas Password: saint
Login: pngaosuv Password: sawadee

I bear no responsibility with what you care to do with these passwords. You would be of surprised how many student and teacher passwords that i know. I was once suspected of 'hacking' the school. Had my Internet and E-mail access revoked. That was quite a bitch at the time. Of course, knowing a multitude of other logins and passwords made that barrier near non existent. I did get my Internet and E-mail account reinstated after about 2 months though. Oh and i helped the IT and network admins by turning in those 'hackers'. Anonymously of course. They were found guilty and got thrown out of school. Or something like that. Maybe they were just suspended. I dunno. I was innocent by the way. Of the schools suspicions of me 'hacking' the network i mean.

I've been living in Malaysia since September of last year. It's been okay for most of the part. I hate the way they price things here though. Everything's priced twice as much as it would be in Brunei. Something that'd cost 10 bucks in Brunei would cost about 20 over here. Sure, it's actually worth 10 bucks but it still costs 20 bucks and 20 bucks is still 20 bucks no matter how you cut it. Think of it this way, if you had $100 in Brunei and $100 here, it'd take you half the time to spend that whole $100 here than you would if you were in Brunei. Bottom line, $100 here won't last you as long as $100 over there.

I don't really get out much. I'm usually just in and around campus most of the time. Usually surfing the (free) net over in the school's Mutimedia Recreational Centre up in the library. That's all i really do actually. I barely have a life. Well, it would seem so anyway. This is my basic daily routine:

Results - 4:40pm@ January 19 2001
Alright, i'm gonna post up the results of the poll here tonight after 7:00pm and comment on them. So if you have voted, VOTE NOW. Or forever hold your peace.

Anyway, stayed tuned for an announcement concerning this site this weekend.

I give up - 4:30pm@ January 19 2001
Yes, i'm purposely being boring today so that i can get less than 400 hits by the end of the day. There i said (h)it. Hits. Do you know how HARD (h)it's been for me NOT to talk about my hits this past whole week thus far? ARGH. I just couldn't stand (h)it anymore. HITS HITS HITS HITS HITS. Hiiiiiiiiiiiits. MY hits. A link to my HITS. Gimme more hits. I want more hits. Hit hit hit hit hit.

Okay, i think that's enough 'hit talk' to last me two weeks.

Worse - 3:17pm@ January 19 2001
I should really start to consider getting a shave and a haircut soon. I'm starting to look like a really really bad cross between Mark McGrath and Ethan Hawke.

Better - 12:55pm@ January 19 2001
You know, there's a rather lovely picture of Thess holding up a sign down there if you scroll down a bit. You can stare it for hours like i did. God knows it's much more better than reading any of my posts.

Filler - 10:40am@ January 19 2001
"if you couldn't tell, this post is just a filler post. just posting so that i won't be grouped into that "never posts" group by justin. heh" - Dave

Filler posts RUUULE!

Yup - 10:23am@ January 19 2001
I guess my being 'very boring' yesterday would account for the distressingly low h...i mean, um...yeah.

Name - 10:10am@ January 19 2001
I went out and bought Grandia 2 for my Dreamcast last night. It's a pretty good game. I didn't really play the first one that i also have on my Playstation mostly because the hero's name was Justin. It gets a bit weird when you play as a character with the same monicker you have. i don't like naming my RPG heroes Justin. I prefer going by their default names (like Cloud or Squall or Locke or Edgar or Petunia or whatever)

I always dread watching movies where characters are named Justin. Whenever i hear my own name being called out in a movie, i just get this weird embarrasing feeling all over.

Plug - 9:45am@ January 19 2001
For those of you who like blue sites (and i don't mean the porno kind) go take a look at kancerous.org.

Up - 9:30am@ January 19 2001
I'm up early today just so i could post. I mean, i could've just continued sleeping till noon but seeing how much i love entertaining/boring you folks, i thought i'd just get up and post anyway. Besides, i don't have any classes for the next 10 days or so (We have this Chinese New Year break next week. No school for a week!) and i do have to be in school to meet up with Kelly and the other members in my novel presentation group (read: group book report) at sometime around 11:00am or something like that. I asked Thess what books she would recommend us doing a book report on and oddly enough, her first two choices were '1984' and 'Things Fall Apart' which, coincidently were also my first two choices that i'd already suggested to all my other group members. I guess great minds think alike eh? Ha.

In other news, go vote in the poll if you haven't because i'm gonna disable it tonight and start pushing it downwards at the end of the day. So by tomorrow, you won't have to see that ugly poll staring you in the face anymore when the page initially loads up.

Thursday, January 18, 2001

Thess - 7:50pm@ January 18 2001

It's not everyday that you get to see a beautiful girl hold up a sign that says 'WELL, DAMN.' made especially for you.

Gotta <3 Thess.

E-mail - 7:45pm@ January 18 2001
I should really start replying to Brooke's, Edo's, Judy's and Lucy's e-mails.

Hmmm - 7:40pm@ January 18 2001
I've been very boring today haven't i?

Gasp! - 2:37pm@ January 18 2001
Sue spoke to me! OMG! Anyway, so there i was, walking into class and i see her sitting alone. I skillfully tried strategically placing my books a few tables away from her so that i could get a good seat with a good view of her without making it look too obvious. Anyway, that plan pretty much failed when Kelly and Vivian started talking to me from across the room which made me sit with them instead. Wasn't all that bad though. Sue was only two seats across from me and the one seat that was seperated us wasn't occupied so yeah, it was a good enough view. Anyway, Kelly, Vivian and i were discussing about what novel we were gonna be presenting (we have a group novel presentation thing coming up) and Sue spoke to me! She said (from two seats across):

"Hey Justin, are you from Brunei?"

I did a double take and said (in probably the most mangled way anyone could ever say...):

"Yeah"

She then says (in her wonderfully wonderful accent):

"Oh...! I've been living there for the past 7 years!'

And i said (in a mangled, American/Australian/British accent):

"Yeah? Where'd you go to school?"

She said:

"Oh i went to ISB" (International School Brunei)

I then say:

"Ah. I used to go JIS. (Jerudong International School) I was at ISB for a while but that was like ages ago when i was like...still a kid'

And then she's like:

"Ah, do you know (some guy)?"

I'm like:

"Yeah, he's in England now isn't he? (She nods, while smiling) I know all those guys"

And just like that, it ended. I told you i couldn't hold up a decent conversation. Anyway, Vivian was like, "Do you know her?" And i'm like explaining to her that we know some of the same people we regard as friends. I pretty much spent the rest of the class perv...i mean, sneaking glances at her while avoiding making eye contact. It was quite obvious what i was doing so i think she did notice it. Or maybe not. Anyway, i suck.

After class, i went to the library, saw her sitting at a PC terminal, and i casually sat at the terminal next to her. I said, "Hey" and she said "Hey" back but i saw that she was busy e-mailing someone so i didn't really wanna bother her with the trivial questions that had in mind to ask her about. I kinda eavesdropped a bit on what was on her screen and found out her e-mail address. Haha. I'm so sad. No, not sad as in sad crying sad, sad as in pathetic.

That's pretty much me in a nutshell right there.

Joke - 10:50am@ January 18 2001
I couldn't believe it when my communications lecturer actually told us this joke in class earlier this morning. Man, that guy is seriously great. Anyway, this was the joke he told:

So this guy walks into a bar and sees this wonderfully hot chick in the corner. He goes up to her and says:

"Hey there baby, can i buy you a drink?"

The woman then says in a sexy voice:

"Do you like sex?"

The guy gets all excited and replies with a resounding:

"Yeah! I like sex!"

She then says, again, in a sexy voice:

"Do you like travelling?"

The guy, getting even more excited, then says:

"Yeah i love travelling!"

She then says:

"Well then, FUCK OFF"

Colors - 3:00am@ January 18 2001
Ever notice how some directors love playing around with certain colors in their movies? Some of you may not actually notice this but here are a few examples that you should check out.

Proof Of Life - 2:37am@ January 18 2001
You know, i really hate starting off my posts with the words 'You know'. But that's not what i'm here to talk about right now. I watched Proof Of Life a coupla days ago. I failed to mention that. It's a pretty good movie. Sure, the plot's been pretty much done a million times before (Husband gets kidnapped. Wife enlists help from a negotiator dude. Negotiator dude helps get husband back) but the whole 'forbidden love' angle makes it pretty interesting.

Russell Crowe is superb as always. I've been watching this guy's movies ever since he burst into the acting scene way back in 1992 when he acted in that Aussie flick, Romper Stomper. It wasn't till he starred in Sam Raimi's The Quick And The Dead did i consider him to be cool (Anyone who's worked with Sam Raimi is automatically cool in my book). Check out L.A. Confidential, The Insider, Gladiator...all great Russell Crowe flicks. He is such a fucking cool actor.

Anyway, Proof Of Life's actually one of the most refreshing movies i've seen as of late. Meg Ryan's in the movie too. I've always liked Meg Ryan. I personally think she has one of the most wonderful smiles ever. She has this great chemistry with Russell in this movie that you can almost feel. And hey, even that carrot-top David Caruso's in this movie. I actually liked his character in this one. All his movies so far have sucked ass (Jade, Kiss Of Death etc etc) but he's actually pretty good in this one. I always felt that he should've never left NYPD Blue. But oh well.

This is one of the very few action movies i've seen that has absolutely no discernible CGI effects whatsoever. And that in itself made it a refreshing movie. Too many movies have been relying on wire tricks and CGI and shit like that. It can become tiresome after a while (Witness the incredibly shit wire trick fight scenes in Dracula 2000. Laughable i tell you).

All in all, Proof Of Life's an okay movie. Nothing mind blowing. But it's a solid movie and it's definitely worth your time. A hell of a lot better than Dracula 2000 that's for sure.

Ugly - 1:34am@ January 18 2001
I can't stand looking at that dumb poll up there. It makes this site look ugly. What the hell possessed me to actually put that damn thing up there anyway of all places? I can't wait till Saturday comes so that i can finally move it down. Anyway, use it well for now. I'll comment on whatever the final results may be in one of my posts this coming Saturday.

Wednesday, January 17, 2001

Vote well - 9:30pm@ January 17 2001
Make good use of the poll.

Care - 9:15pm@ January 17 2001
Great. I've received ONE e-card and ONE e-mail in my inbox so far. Glad to see that you all care for me so much. Haha. Anyway, she deserves a plug for the e-card and Simon deserves one for the e-mail. That's the least i can do. And no. Don't go thinking that an e-card = automatic plug. I'm only plugging her because i'm nice. And him because i'm nice too.

So far nobody wants my phone number. I don't blame anyone though. I wouldn't want my phone number either. Ha.

The poll! The poll! - 4:53pm@ January 17 2001
I added a poll at the top of the page (No shit Sherlock) if you didn't notice. I'll leave it up there till Saturday.

Nothing else to write about - 4:00pm@ January 17 2001
It's funny. Considering that i'm probably the worst person you could ever hope to have a conversation with in real life, it's quite ironic in a way that i'm actually majoring in communications here in university. Seriously, i cannot hold up a decent conversation even if my life depended on it. It may not seem like it from reading my site but it's true. I'm not completely hopeless but i'm not kidding when i say that i'm probably the most boring person on earth. Okay, that's probably taking it too far but yes, i am boring. At least i think i am. I may not be on this site but trust me, i'm boring. I'm not outspoken, i don't talk that much and i keep most of my thoughts to myself most of the time. Which is why i have this site. This site's basically a place where i can just vent out whatever it is that i have on my mind.

Wanna actually experience how boring i am? If you've got money to spare and maybe about a minute or two of your precious time, you could even call me on my cell phone. E-mail me if you want my number. I doubt anyone'll actually write in though but hey, if you want it, i'll gladly give it out. I barely use my cell phone anyway so i might as well put it to good use. Prank call me if you want. I'm THAT bored.

Anyway, it's gonna be the Chinese New Year soon sometime next week. I think it's gonna be on the 22nd or something. There'll be no school the whole week so yay for that. A one week holiday. Something NOT to be cheerful about though is that i might not be able to post for that whole week. The school library's probably gonna be closed for the whole week in light of the upcoming Chinese New Year holiday and i have no idea if the cybercafes just out side the campus'll be open for business or not during that period of time. I don't know how things are gonna be but do expect a considerably less amount (if none at all) posts for the whole of next week. I'll post if i can but don't hold your breath. As always, just keep on checking out the site anyway. you never know you know?

Want my phone number? Ask for it if you want it. No psychos please. And get your legal guardian's permission to call me if you're calling from overseas. You should also be 18 years old or above. Haha. And no phone sex. If you're a guy.

I shit you not - 2:35pm@ January 17 2001
My Public Speaking class was okay. No notes to take down, no assignments given out, no nothing really. It was just basically just a 'sit and listen' session. Oh, my lecturer managed to use the words 'fuck', 'fuck you' (twice), 'bastard' and 'asshole' in his lecture today.

I don't think i've ever met a teacher who swears as much as this guy does in his classes.

It's so true, it's scary. - 11:15am@ January 17 2001
I spend so much time online, one might even think that i actually live online. Haha.

Bored. So very bored. - 11:00am@ January 17 2001
You know, i would've actually updated more (more than people care to read in fact) but today's been a really slow day so far. I've totally run out of inspiration, i haven't got any really interesting e-mails to post up and it seems that everybody on my AIM list is either away or just not online. Bence has totally disappeared off the planet and so has Liz.

There are barely any new posts on the sites that i regularly visit and i have absolutely NOTHING to do till 1:00pm. NOTHING.

Somebody send me an e-mail or something. A card even. Whatever. Just something, ANYTHING to fill my inbox with. I'll make you famous.

High - 9:45am@ January 17 2001
Hey. Not bad. It was pretty high yesterday. What am i talking about? Um...nothing at all. I'm...talking about...that...kite that i saw flying...yesterday. Yeah. It was high. Yep. That's it. A kite. It was flying high.

Probably about 439...meters up. Is that high? I think that's high. Yep. That's quite high.

Nothing to read - 9:33am@ January 17 2001
Great. I've only been on the net like what? 13 minutes? and i've already run out of good sites to read. I've gone through all my daily reads and half of them have barely updated and i'm now stuck here with nothing to do till my next class which starts at 1:00pm. Just great. Doesn't anybody update their pages anymore? And what's with everybody quitting their sites all of a sudden? Quit quit quit quit quit. It's getting old. Hell, if i see another one of my daily reads quit their site, I'M going to quit my site.

Oh well, looks like i'll just have to keep revisiting all y'all's sites in the next few hours or so just to see if anyone's posted anything new. I swear, sometimes i feel like i'm the only one who posts around here.

Hey waitaminute. I AM the only one who posts around here! Ha.

No class! - 9:20am@ January 17 2001
Well would you look at that? I'm posting so early, it's probably still Tuesday in most parts of the world. Ha. Anyway, my psychology class got cancelled today. Hence my posting early.

Wow. I have 8 classes per week and 3 and so far, 3 of them have been cancelled. What a great week.

Tuesday, January 16, 2001

Veritable twins - 8:40pm@ January 16 2001
I went to the mall today with that roommate of mine who took that unbelievable shit. Ate dinner at McDonalds. He kept farting throughout the entire meal. Fucking disgusting if you ask me. Almost put me off my meal he did. Thank god i was hungry enough to hold my ground and endure the gaseous assault that he unleashed many many times over. He also kept doing something like this with his strawberry ice cream sundae. It's not surprising that he'd do that. That guy in the picture, he's my roommate's cousin, Adi. These two guys are so much alike, it's not even funny. They both have the ability to fart on command, they both love doing this, and they both can be fucking insane most of the time.

You gotta love em.

Adi's studying over in Australia at the moment. Kinda miss him actually. But oh well, at least there's a little bit (actually alot really) of Adi in his cousin to keep his memory alive. That Adi's a fucking legend.

Toilet humor - 8:20pm@ January 16 2001
Back at the dorm earlier on, nature called and i made my way to the john. A roommate of mine had just finished taking a dump about a coupla seconds earlier. So i walk into the bathroom with a bladder that was about to explode only to have my nose assailed by the overwhelming stench of pure unadulterated grade A crap. So i shout out to my roommate:

"Man, your shit smells like shit!"

That was probably the stupidest thing i've said all year.

Gee...ya think? - 4:53pm@ January 16 2001
I should post.

No line - 2:40pm@ January 16 2001
English class sucked. The only good thing about it was Sue's speaking voice and accent. Apart from that, the whole class was mind-numbingly unbearable. Out of a total of 20 people, i can honestly say that only 3 (three) aren't illiterate. And that would include myself, Sue and Nicole. Everyone else is just DUMB DUMB DUMB. During the reading out aloud sessions, the others are just sooooo excruciatingly painful to listen to, it's not even funny anymore. You will cringe and cringe and cringe even more as you sit there and listen to them read out passages from short stories to the class. I know i did. Grammar mistakes here, pronounciation mistakes there, they're fucking everywhere! Argh!

But anyway, that's just me being a smug asshole.

I sat behind Sue today. And no i didn't talk to her. I just didn't have that 'magical opening line' to start things off with. Oh well. So much for socializing.

Amused - 10:45am@ January 16 2001
I found that last part pretty amusing.

"F.U.B.A.R is one of the weblogs I visit fairly regularly. Pretty interesting although he can be a little bit too fixated on his hit-count." - Zil

Good/Bad - 10:31am@ January 16 2001
You know, Kip's site has been a excellent source of good reading as of late. I wish i could say the same about my site. Ha.

Plugs - 10:10am@ January 16 2001
Okay. I might as well just get this over with. Wouldn't wanna make a mountain out of a molehill or whatever.

bl0g mE - No, the caps lock wasn't on when i typed that out. That's how he wanted his site name spelt. Anyway, Brandon just started out his own blog. It's another of those new fangled blogs based in Brunei (which i apparently pioneered). This kid used to go to the same school with yours truly and he used to incessantly ask me/stalk me about my webpage. Check out his site anyway. Bear in mind that it's pretty new but it's got a fairly nice design. Consistent. He also mentions my name like...300 times all over the place but hey, that's 300 times the ego boost that i get. Ha. Check out his site of the week. What a crap site.

Existence - A friend of Kip's who reads my site (Poor guy). Anyway, he's from the UK. He likes Playstation 2 and loves taking long walks on the beach. Don't mind me. I'm just trying to be funny.

Morsetka - They have a new layout and they want hits. "If you love me, you will click on this one" (He told me to say that)

Reignfire - His site was down for a while. But then it got back up again. Then it was down for another while. But then it got back up again (You know, if i really put my mind to it, i could make a parody of that Tubthumping song out of this plug). The site's another one of those 'oh so popular' Bruneian weblogs that seem to be popping up EVERYWHERE these days. Check it out anyway.

Have i missed out on any more plugs? I'm feeling quite forgetful right now.

The time being - 9:17am@ January 16 2001
Thess's site can be found HERE now. For the time being. Maybe even forever. And her car's in the shop. For the time being. Maybe even forever.

No class...again! - 9:07am@ January 16 2001
Class got cancelled again this morning. Which is why i'm posting so early. It's 9:07am you know? Anyway, i think my lecturer's sick or something. Not that you care or anything but hey, thought i'd just mention it you know?

Wallpaper - 3:09am@ January 16 2001
You know, contrary to the current desktop being image that you see on my side bar, that's not actually the desktop image that i use back on the PC at the dorm. In fact, unbeknownst to allof you, i've actually been using the Thess wallpaper that i made sometime back in November 2000. And i've been using it ever since. I just never bothered to take a screen capture of the new desktop image.

Funny thing is, it's not even my PC. But the dude who owns the PC (one of my roommates) doesn't mind having the wallpaper on there because he himself thinks that Thess is cute. I'm gonna get a top of the line laptop PC come of my own come April of this year. I'll probably use the same desktop wallpaper once i get it. I like that wallpaper.

Fuggedaboudit - 12:16am@ January 16 2001
Cool. It's Tuesday already. So far so good. Anyway, i was thinking. I won't be posting that story about that psycho stalker girl here on this site. Believe me, i'd really like to but after typing out a rough draft offline, it ultimately came out too long and was too much of a hefty read just for one post (even much more than the one about my psycho ex). I also came away thinking that it's be interesting enough to warrant being posted about on this site and that nobody'd read it. So that whole psycho stalker girl story's a no go for now.

I'm sure everybody's disappointed.

Monday, January 15, 2001

Not much - 5:15pm@ January 15 2001
Hmmm. I haven't really posted that much today. I'm wondering if i've posted enough just to get myself a decent hi...

Damn. Stupid promise.

The number - 3:52pm@ January 15 2001
"Is 300 like your favorite number or something?' - Nadya

That question was posed to me during the 'test screening' of this site that i held for Nadya yesterday. She obviously read through all my posts and noticed that i've been using the number 300 like...300 times over for the past 2 weeks or so. Anyway, just so you know, there is absolutely NO significance to the number 300 that i use oh so often on this site as of late. You see, the whole number 300 thing, it's called a RUNNING JOKE.

Actually, it's not exactly what you could call a 'joke'. But then it'd be pretty stupid just to call it a 'running'.

(*Crickets chirping*)

No class - 1:15pm@ January 15 2001
Well well. Whaddaya know? Class was cancelled cos the lecturer won't be in today. Damn. And i was so looking forward to hearing what swear words he'd be incorporating into his lecture today.

Anyway, as i was walking up to the library, i couldn't help but notice seeing this extremely hot looking chick as i was passing by the locker area. Granted, i couldn't actually see her face as she had her back to me but from what i could see of her legs, her ass, her body and her hair, hey, she was pretty hot.

So i'm walking and walking and walking and just as i was about to pass her by, enough to get a good look at her face, she turns around a bit and i almost died when i found out who it was. It was actually John's ex-girlfriend! Ahhhhh!!!! She's fucking FOUL. We were all once in the same school us three (Me, John and the foulest of the foul) until she and i moved out of Brunei to study here in Malaysia...in the same place no less. Anyway, admittedly, everything about her was hot. Except her face and personality. Granted, i don't know her that well enough to judge her personality but from what i've heard, she's a pretty BAD girl. Yep, her reputation precedes her. But one thing's for sure, i do know that she has a face only a mother could love. Hell, the only reason John went out with her was because of her ass for god's sake. In fact, he went out with her TWICE just because of her ass (They'd broken up once before only to get back together again later that year). Yep, she's one of those 'put a paper bag over her head' kinda girls...as some people might put it.

Anyway, John once told me that if i ever did see her here in school, he wanted me to pass on the message of 'a big fuck you from John' to her (Apparently she dissed him BIG TIME when they broke up for the second time). But being the nice guy that i am, i never did. Or rather, had the balls to. Haha.

Psychos - 12:15pm@ January 15 2001
You know that psycho ex-girlfriend i had? Of course you do. There's a whole entire *expose that i did on her about two days ago down there on this site.

*(pronounce that as 'ex-po-zay' because i have no idea how to type the letter e with that 'thing' on top of it)

Anyway, you'd be surprised at how many wacko girls i've encountered in my entire lifetime thus far. Hell, i was even STALKED once before by this one girl when i was in my previous school. Yep, you read that right. STALKED. As in, followed everywhere.

I'd tell you the whole story right now but i've got class in like, 45 minutes and i don't think i'll be able to type the whole story out in time. It's a looong story. but i'll probably be able to cut it short if i devote enough time to it.

So if you're interested, you're probably gonna have to come back later or something.

Gone with the wind - 11:35am@ January 15 2001
Okay. This doesn't seem to be looking good. Not only is Thess's site down, Liz's site's pretty much totally disappeared. Which makes both those links pretty redundant because if you were to click on them now, they'd take you absolutely nowhere.

Monday - 11:25am@ January 15 2001
So it's Monday today. A new day, a new week. Hopefully not as shitty like the last one. Anyway, yeah. I was feeling a bit lazy yesterday. Which is why i didn't post much. Actually laziness wasn't so much the culprit. It was actually my reluctance to have to pay to post at a cybercafe that directly influenced the almost complete lack of posts that was on display yesterday. But anyway, i'm back and that's pretty much all that matters. Right? No? Darn.

You know, surprisingly, even though i didn't really post that much, i actually got a pretty fucking high hiiii....

Oops.

Use this URL ONLY! - 11:05am@ January 15 2001
Okay. I'm not on TTL.com anymore. So if you wanna access this site, just use http://fubar.nathanism.com. Got that?

God i really hate all of this moving business.

No worries - 10:57am@ January 15 2001
It's okay. I'm still alive. I was just feeling a little lazy yesterday that's all.

Sunday, January 14, 2001

Did i really do that? - 6:24am@ January 14 2001
Man. I can't believe i actually suggested that you look through the archives to re-read those older posts about ex yesterday. My old stuff SUCKS. I actually took the time to read some of that stuff i wrote and i was like genuinely cringing my heart out. Trust me. You DO NOT want to read my old stuff. Honestly, i was cringing so bad, i seriously thought about deleting the older earlier stuff i posted just because of the fact that they're all extremely LAME.

But i won't of course. They just have too much sentimental value even though they so totally SUCK. But anyway, if you're gonna go that far back into the archives, expect lots of really BAD posts.

What? Me? Funny? - 2:52am@ January 14 2001
I held sort of a 'test screening' for this site by letting a friend of mine, Nadya, read the last two weeks worth of posts offline here at the dorm. I was right behind her the whole time to see if i could get any reactions out of her from her reading my site.

Surprisingly, i'd managed to make her laugh at least 75% of the time she'd spent reading those two weeks worth of posts. She actually found most posts funny. Of course she didn't laugh at every single post since there were quite a number of really boring whiny ones in the past two weeks but yeah, 75% worth of laughs is pretty good in my book.

I for one, am not able to openly admit that i'm funny. I can't really see myself as being a funny person because of my pessimisticity (if that's even a word). But hey, if you say i'm funny and if you laugh at my funny posts well then i guess i am funny. It all quite depends on you really. I personally don't know i'm really funny at all.

But i do know that i'm the smartest man in the world though. And you know it.

Saturday, January 13, 2001

Reference - 4:30pm@ January 13 2001
Posts that you should refer to in the archives if you wanna fully understand the nature of the relationship i had with the girl that i'm talking about in the post prior to this one:

Weekend hits - 12:40pm@ January 13 2001
My god. There sure is a shocking lack of posts so far on this site for today. But then again, it is the weekends anyway. Not as many people surf the net on weekends. So not posting as much doesn't really make any difference.

Like i always say, things'll be back to normal come Monday.

Hits-wise and content-wise i mean.

Mariah Carey - 12:05pm@ January 13 2001
If she continues the current trend of getting more sexual with every album, she's probably going to wind up naked within the next two releases.

Bored - 11:40am@ January 13 2001
I was gonna watch Castaway on VCD last night but i got so tear inducingly bored by the first 50 seconds of it, i turned it off as soon as the Fed Ex truck rolled into frame.

Instead i put on The Gift and started slow motioning and freeze framing the Katie Holmes topless scene.

Textbook - 11:20am@ January 13 2001
Had to go to the college book store to buy a textbook today. It cost $58.20, which if you ask me, is $58.20 too much. I hate having to buy textbooks but i just had to get this one lest i want to be thrown out of my Thought and Writing class for not owning a copy.

I actually got away with not having to buy one textbook last semester. I managed to scrape through just by borrowing textbooks off of my friends. I can't beleive i had to waste $58.20 on a fucking textbook.

Friday, January 12, 2001

Bad - 9:35pm@ January 12 2001
Times are bad. How do i know? Well, when you have to resort to recycling your old posts just to create the illusion of new material, you'll know times are bad.

So if you run a weblog or an e/n site or whatever, take my advice and don't recycle your posts. It's BAD.

Of course, i'm the only one who can get away with recycling posts because i usually do it to good effect. How? Well, if i never did recycle that midget post down there, this post you're reading now wouldn't exist. And the only post that you'd initially see when this page loaded up would be the one about me having a brainlock. You see, by reposting that midget post, it actually influenced the creation of another post. And that is good (But reposting old posts is still BAD).

Am i not the smartest man in the world? Of course i am.

So yes, another piece of advice. If you are going to do something BAD (like reposting old posts), make sure it does some good too.

(Alright, i have no idea if what i've just said actually made sense but let's just pretend it did okay?)

Midgets - 9:10pm@ January 12 2001
I've actually posted this up once before when i was on Survivorer but i thought i'd just post it up again here on this site. Actually you know what? I think i may have already posted it once before on this site by i can't really recall if i ever did. I could look through the archives to confirm this but hell if i'm going to go through all of that shit just to find this post. Anyway, i was looking through all the posts on Survivorer and i came across this one and thought, "Hey, i think i'll re-post this for the people who missed out on it!". So yeah, here's that post i posted about midgets once before, once again:

Midgets: Everyone should own one. Think about it, everyone thinks they're funny, plus they're toilet trained and compact. They make for easy storage, just shove 'em in the cabinet over the stove, or stick 'em in the broom closet. They're small, they'll fit. And if they don't listen, it's easy to beat the hell out of them because they're so small. Petstores should start having little Midget Sections, where you can buy purebred midgets, and little midget furnature, and little midget clothes, and perhaps even some midget sized food if you want to spoil your little dude or dudette.

Think of the positive sides. They're small, so they'll eat less. They're small, so they can get in to those hard to reach places and clean shit. They're small, so they'll make great play mates with your little kids. They're human, so they can communicate with them, assuming you teach them how to speak (I suggest just teaching them simple words, so then they can't talk back to you). They're small, so if you decide to have kids, they can share clothes and shit. They're cute, so you can spend hours just watching them doing their little midget walk around the house doing their little midget activities and playing in their midget wheel in their little midget cage. Also, they're low maintenance, you just need to feed them a few times a week and take them for a walk every once in a while, and they'll he most obliged to do anything you want them to.

Hey, perhaps you can even get two midgets, a boy and girl from different bloodlines, and watch them have midget sex. My God, that has to be hilarious. How come no one ever came out with midget porn before? Actually, it would be classfied as a comedy, not a porn flick. Think about it... Seeing these two midgets having midget sex on a midget-sized bed with a midget sized condom, squealing and panting in their little midget voices. Shit, it makes me laugh just to think about it.

Brainlock - 8:50pm@ January 12 2001
I really wish i had something witty to say now. It's been about two hours or so since i last posted and i absolutely have shit all to say.

Told you this was a bad week for me.

I really was - 7:06pm@ January 12 2001
You know, i really really WAS gonna quit the site (for 3 days) if i didn't get at least 3 e-mails. I thought that i'd just have a three day break from having to update this site. It's been a pretty shit week for me. I hope that American Beauty DVD that i bought can somewhat cheer me up. I still have Proof Of Life, Castaway and Vertical Limit on the back burner of my 'to watch' list. I know i said i'd watch em last week but instead i rewatched almost all of the DVD's that i have. DVD's are so cool. You can literally spend DAYS if not hours just going though certain movies on DVD.

But anyway, since i actually got quite a reasonable response to that 'e-mail me or i'll die...i mean...quit' thing, i guess i'll stay on to update everyday since i don't wanna disappoint my 'hardcore loyal readers'. If there even is such a thing. But no seriously, it's great that some people actually do care about this site and support it. It's even more amazing that most of you actually stick around and visit it everyday despite all the corny attempts at humor (Everybody Loves Justin? Lame) and repetitive running jokes and whatnot that i tend to pull off on a regularly mind numbing basis. But of course, that's probably what appeals some people to actually come back everyday but how that can be at all appealing only god knows.

Regardless of which, this still has been a shitty week for me AND this site. Not to say that it's been ALL bad or anything. There were a few nice highlights. 'Discovering' Liz was one of them among other things.

Speaking of Liz, it never ceases to amaze me how she always manages to avoid talking about giving me that picture of hers in her e-mails to me. =]

American Beauty - 6:30pm@ January 12 2001
Just got back from the bank and the mall. I got my ATM card replaced. Had to pay $10 to get a new one. $10 is just $10 too much just to get a replacement ATM card if you ask me. But anyway, i made my way to the mall after that and bought American Beauty on DVD. I've actually only watched this movie like only ONCE before on VCD. Of course, i did watch that window scene like 300 times or something but technically, i've only watched it once. So it should be good to watch it once again to catch all the little nuances that i missed the first time around (and it'll also be good to watch that window scene another 300 times for good measure).

Slow motion + freeze frame + 3x zoom feature + that window scene = happiness

Ahhh... - 2:15pm@ January 12 2001
As you can probably tell, i woke up late today. I caught up on some much needed sleep and finally got up at around 1:00pm. Which is why i'm posting 'late in the day' (to some of you. Time zones wreak havoc on different people's perception of time).

But anyway, again, as you can see, i guess i'm NOT quitting the site for 3 (three) days since i got a total of 9 (nine) e-mails in my inbox. Which, oddly enough, is 9 (nine) more e-mails than i hoped i'd receive. But anyway, lets take a look at some (not all...just some) of them shall we?

Your Name: Kel-Vin
Your Email Address: k_2712@hotmail.com
Comments
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Hey Justin.

I read your post about your lecturer not thinkning Anti-disestablishmentanarism was a word but it is and is the 10th longest word in the world meaning to rebel from authority.

Next time tell hiom that and he can shove his words up his ass coz your right and you are cool which makes it even more right...
go justin

Kel-vin
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Okay. Shut up. Just shut up. For those of you who don't know, i was in the same school with this kid before. In school, he would incessantly ask me/stalk me about my webpage. Now that i'm no longer there, he's started his own weblog and has basically been sucking up soooooo bad to EVERYONE. Almost 99.64563657% of the e-mails he sends me are plug requests. Wanna check out his site? He sucked up to Nathan and got linked on his page. So check out Nathan's page for his URL because i will never eeeeeeever plug him as long as i still have hair on my head. I have no problem with him in real life. It's just that his e/n 'personality' (if you can even call it that) is just so fucking annoying. Even his site is annoying. It's basically his page where he rips off Bence's old layout and sucks up to EEEEEEEEVERRYYYYYYONNNNEEEE (as said by Gary Oldman in the way that he said it in the 1994 movie 'The Professional').

Anyhoo, on a lighter note:

Your Name: Zil
Your Email Address: zil264@aol.com
Comments
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Ha.. a publicity stunt. Good one.

Anyway, there seems to be a misunderstanding concerning the two Liz's. And it looks like it's my fault. Or at least my fingers. I mistyped my name. It's Zil... not Liz. So no, you didn't land in an X-files set :)

http://i.am/whatever.i.say.i.am
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I appreciate people who can see through the things that i try to do. Indeed, this 'i'll quit if i don't get e-mail' thing is a publicity stunt. How successful it was doesn't really matter but it was a publicity stunt nevertheless.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Guestbook Liz ;0)
From: "Faithful To Reality" faithfultoreality@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Jan 11 2001 9:47:43 AM -0000

Hey sexy, what are u talking about???? You want to quit you site???

hey u still haven't let me have my way with your body yet so u can't do that.

oh wait let me send this and write you a new email.
love liz
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Liz actually e-mailed 3 (three) times. How's that for getting the message of "Please! Don't quit your site!" through?

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject:
From: "Faithful To Reality" faithfultoreality@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Jan 11 2001 9:49:11 AM -0000

You are so cheeky! at the end of today post up on ur site the number of emails you got MR =P

Love Liz
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She loves me.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject:
From: "Faithful To Reality" faithfultoreality@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Jan 11 2001 9:51:07 AM -0000

God im hungry, i should go for lunch . i was going to! but when i saw ur damned message on ur site i had to stop everything !!

yesssshhhh

yeah so sorry i would write longer but i am hungry. Been a total nerd does that to you.

remeber i love you

Liz
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She wrote 3 times. She even put her lunch break on hold for me. Now that's saying something. And she <3's me. 3 (three) times in fact.

Your Name: timm
Your Email Address: timm@stokke.tf
Comments
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Hey man,

Get over it already. I run a similar site as yours, only in norwegian, and with my 70-100 visitors a day, I only get like 1-3 emails a week.

But either way, dig the site man.

You ever listened to Dr. Dre?

"Do it because you want to, not to stay in the game - fuck the fame".

That's what I do it for.

Keep it going, mate.

Best Regards,
Timm Stokke
www.timmstokke.com
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Wow. You know you've hit paydirt once someone who runs a site in Norwegian writes to you. Haha. But no, seriously, i actually do know that being an 'e/n personality' isn't all about fame and hits and e-mails and stuff like that. Those are just the perks. And i actually do know that having a weblog is just about expressing yourself. I just like to have a tongue in cheek go at taking the piss out of the more typical e/n personalities out there by bitching about hits and all that stuff. I know what i'm doing and for most of the part, it's all intentional. Those who get the joke, well...good for you. But i like to think of the stuff that i write here on this site to have a layer of shit on everything. You just have to look past all that shit and look for the real 'treasure' (i.e. what i'm really trying to say in my posts). Some people don't bother trying to look past the shit and as a result, they dismiss my site as shit. Well, too bad for them eh? But anyway, s'cool though. And i am doing it because i want to. If i didn't, i would've quit a looooong time ago. Like most people who didn't get successful on their first attempt at running a weblog. Thanks for the e-mail Timm. I wish i could read your site but i have no fucking clue how to read Norwegian. *lol*

Your Name: thess
Your Email Address: thess@baefed.com
Comments
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Well, shag me with a rusty nail. I think baefed is caputz.

You should update more. Don't quit your site for three (3) days, for any reason.

Ever.

Jennifer
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Yay! Thess wrote in! I <3 this girl sooooo much, it's not even funny anymore. =)

Baefed.com does seem to have a bit of some downtime here and there. Hope it doesn't go on forever. Or else how am i gonna access Thess's site?

Your Name: Lucy
Your Email Address: caustic@acidic.co.uk
Comments
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Despite not knowing what 'tonight' means in JustinWorld, I thought I'd call and say hi. Don't quit. It'll really piss me off, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. (I go green and burst out of my clothes, and yes that's a bad thing and no you can't take photos.)
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Look at that. See that? That intimidates me right there. I'm actually afraid (in a good way) of getting any e-mails from Lucy. Sure, i mean, you all must be thinking, "What? He's intimidated by THAT?" but it's true. I am genuinely intimidated by everything that is Lucy (in a good way). Even that 'Incredible Hulk' reference. How am i ever gonna top that with something else of similar wit if i were to reply to her?

My e-mail replying skills just drop dead at the site of an e-mail from Lucy.

Much <3.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Theres 1!
From: ace_of_spades@mailroom.com
Date: Fri, Jan 12 2001 4:15:18 AM GMT

I don't want you to quit your site (even for 3 days). I want to be able to read mind-numbing chatter every day. So theres 1! Now you only need 2 more, but I doubt that you will have any trouble getting those.
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Not even for 3 (three) days?!

Anyway, while i was writing this post, i got two guestbook signings from Brooke on the fly.

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name : Brooke
email : polony_5@yahoo.com
from : @ustr@li@
site : Cum visit me
url : http://polony.diary-x.com
comments : Ok, I figured it out. I am stupid. Duh! I didn;t know you had to press the "sign my guestbook" button AGAIN. Don;t worry if you don;t know what I am talking about, coz I don't understand either!

Anyway, have been getting my emails?? It feels like you aren;t talking to me or something. And you now have a fetish for brunettes :( Heehee... hey, where are my eyes?? You have blinded me Justin. Thankyou. Blind by love. sorry, I am rabbitting on here. What I mean is, you changed the top bar and I obviously didn't make the cut. BOOHOO... Oh yeah, I now have a kick-arse sound system so I am *almost* up there with all your electronic gadgets and "ooh ahhh" effect toys. My walls and curtains shake from the noise. It;s wonderful...
Anyhoo, I miss your emails and your praise. Come back!! You are my inspiration, my sun when it is cold, my oreo when I feel bad, my DVD when I am bored.... please don't quit.
Love you, my little cutie pie.
Remember, we all have the HOTS for you. Heehee
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I'm guessing that she thought her e-mails weren't getting through so that's why she resorted to the guestbook. So i'm gonna count this as an e-mail (I won't count the one from Kel-vin as one because that was just blatant sucking up). Anyway, yes Brooke, i actually have been receiving your e-mails. It's just that i haven't gotten to replying to them yet (Just ask Lucy. *lol*). But yes, i'll get back to you a.s.a.p. Oh, and i change the top banner thing every once in a while. So yours might be on there for a week and Thess's the following week. Or something like that.

You know that TV show Everybody Loves Raymond?

Well, you probably saw this coming but:

Everybody Loves Justin (as inconceivable as it may seem).

Thursday, January 11, 2001

You too - 6:10pm@ January 11 2001
And don't go thinking that you don't have to send me an e-mail just because other people may already have. If everyone thought the same way then i won't be getting any e-mails at all and i'll be *QUITTING THIS SITE.

*(for 3 days)

Honestly - 5:10pm@ January 11 2001
That's it. I've had it.

I WILL QUIT THIS SITE (for 3 days) IF I DON'T GET AT LEAST 3 (THREE) E-MAILS BY 9:30PM TONIGHT.

3 e-mails. Shouldn't be too hard. At least 200+ people visit this site everyday. How hard can it be for me to get 3 measly e-mails?

Bang - 4:55pm@ January 11 2001
I think i owe an apology for the complete lack of anything even remotely interesting to post about (besides hairy armed girls) this week. It's just been so fucking hard for me to concentrate on things lately. What with me almost on the brink of getting a flu and moving the site around and all that. Not to mention how shitty school has been for most of the part. Needless to say, it's not been a good week at all. But you probably already know this.

You know what's shitty? I lost my ATM card. And at first, i had absolutely no freakin' clue how i could've lost something like that. I mean, it's ALWAYS in my wallet and i NEVER take it out unless i'm gonna withdraw some money or whatever. So since i'm the smartest man in the world, i sorta retraced my steps to the day i last used my ATM card. Not surprisingly enough, it was on Monday (the day when all this shittiness began). I withdrew $100 from the ATM machine that's on campus and being the complete tool i must've been for that one millisecond in time, i TOTALLY forgot to take out my damn ATM card from that damn ATM machine. I took the money sure enough...but i left the fucking card in the machine and just walked off.

Stupid stupid STUPID.

Anyway, my fucking card's probably in the hands of some fuckwit who didn't bother turning it in to the lost and found department (If there even is such a department here in this school). So yeah, here i am, ATM card-less and living in a week that's so ironically fucked up beyond all recognition. Not only do i have to go all th way to the bank tomorrow to get a replacement card, i also have to endure the long weekend that's ahead starting tomorrow. And you all know how absolutely fun-filled my weekends are don't you?

Somebody shoot me.

Chrome - 2:22pm@ January 11 2001
Do any of you read Lucy's site? Well, i do...and you should too. Not only is she one fantabulous writer, but she's one fantabulous writer as well.

(Long pause)

Anyway, she e-mailed me once and it probably took me like a month or something just to finally reply to her. Not that i'm slack at replying to e-mails or anything (okay, maybe just a little... at times), but it's just that she intimidates me to no bounds.

Fact: She writes good. I write bad.

I mean, even to say that she's a fantabulous writer would be an understatement. She's that good. Imagine if you will one of the greatest writers ever...writing to you. And you have to reply back. And you know you're not even worthy of replying back. Just because you know that your writing is like...300 times more inferior than that of the said greatest writer ever. Well, that's how i feel. She's written me once, it took me about a month to write a decent enough (yet still inconceivably inferior by any standard imaginable) reply to her email. So i get another reply in reply to my reply. And yes, again, about month has passed now and i still haven't replied yet. It's pretty stupid really. Me i mean.

But anyway, Lucy, i will reply to your e-mail (someday or another) once i've thought of a halfway decent enough topic to dicuss with you in reply to that e-mail you last sent. And yes, you still intimidate me for no apparent reason other than your immense skill in writing.

Go Lucy go!

Not bad - 2:00pm@ January 11 2001
Well shag me with a rusty nail. English class wasn't so bad after all. That Sue girl got to read for the class again. She has such a great accent. I could listen to her talk all day. Unforunately, i had to read for the class too. So out came my mangled American/Australian/British accent for all the class to hear. So bollocks to that.

Sue's pretty cute in her own way actually. Great accent, nice voice and all. I think i might just strike up a 'casual' conversation with her someday. But being the (admittedly horrendous) conversationalist that i am, i'm probably gonna just make a fool out of myself.

The lecturer told us to come up with the longest word we could think of in class today. I would've gotten the honor of being the winner but the damn lecturer didn't except my entry of:

Anti-disestablishmentarism

What a crock of shit. That word so does exist. Well...at least i think it does.

Hopefully not - 11:00am@ January 11 2001
Boy oh boy. Why do i have a feeling that it's gonna be a slow day today? *sigh* Things'll probably get better once i've finished class for today. I have 2 hour Thought and Writing class starting at 12:00pm later. It will suck by the assload.

Dracula 2000 - 10:50am@ January 11 2001
As you could tell from reading the title of this post, i watched Dracula 2000 last night...oddly enough. Actually i went out and bought 2 movies on VCD last night. I got myself 'What Women Want' and of course, the aforementioned vampiric film. I haven't seen 'What Women Want' yet but it should be pretty interesting. No doubt i'll be stealing quotes from that movie should a good one ever materialize.

But anyway, Dracula 2000. The first 5 minutes of this movie, i was just about to dismiss it as being piss boring. But then all of a sudden, it turns into a cross (no pun intended) between 'Mission Impossible' and 'Blade'. Interest peaked during this moment. A few all too soon death scenes for certain cast members and one very big plot hole later, interest started to wane again. Product placement for Virgin is pretty apparent throughout the whole movie. And would you look at that? Vitamin C's (you know, that singer person...) in it too. There's even this one scene where she actually stands in front of her own CD in during this one blink and you'll miss it scene in this one Virgin music store scene.

Anyway, Jonny Lee Miller sucks as an actor and the fights scenes are just really really REALLY bad rip offs of 'The Matrix'. I actually laughed during one particular fight scene. I dunno. Personally i think it's a crap movie. I lost interest in so many places, it's not even funny. Redeeming points? Well, you get to see Vitamin C topless. But i don't know anyone out there who would wanna see Vitamin C topless. There's this one cool scene involving a leech. Oh and that reporter chick was quite hot too.

Other than that, it's a pretty shit movie.

Sleepy - 10:30am@ January 11 2001
Man, you have absolutely no idea how knackered i am. I didn't get enough sleep, just had the most boring class i've ever attended and i kept dozing off in class till this one moment when my lecturer started incorporating the word 'asshole' and 'bullshit' into his lecture. Yesterday he said "Where's that shithead?" in reference to this guy who came in late for class. But anyway, it's Thursday and it's not even near the end of the week. At least i won't have anymore classes for the week after today. So some much needed sleep should be caught up upon.

I went to that convenience store again last night. I saw that very hairy armed girl again. I couldn't help but stare at her arms while i was at the counter. I don't think i even looked her in the eye. But no matter. I don't think she thought i was being strange or anything. She probably thought i was staring at the change she was handing me back. Haha.

Wednesday, January 10, 2001

Spookier - 6:25pm@ January 10 2001
And you know what's even MORE spookier? The fact that they both have their pictures altered in almost the same way on both their respective sites. Now, if i wasn't the most smartest man in the world, i'd probably think that they're both the same person. But thankfully, since i am the most smartest man in the world, i didn't.

Shibby.

Spooky - 5:30pm@ January 10 2001
You know what's spooky? Receiving two e-mails from two different girls named 'Liz' within 5 minutes of each other. Now that's spooky.

(Okay so maybe it isn't)

Anyway, i've replied to the first Liz so check your e-mail (No. Not you silly. I meant her). I'd reply to the second Liz but she didn't leave an e-mail address. Oh well.

Dude - 4:30pm@ January 10 2001
psykotik2k: dude
f3dallah: dude
f3dallah: where's my car?
psykotik2k: where's your car dude?
f3dallah: Dude
f3dallah: where's my car?
psykotik2k: where's your car dude?
f3dallah: Dude, I don't know. Where's my car dude?

Note: This could've gone on forever but thank god it didn't.

Back - 4:20pm@ January 10 2001
Aight. I'm back online in the stupid library with a reliable PC that doesn't crash 300 times a day and Thess is still online (yay) so that makes my apology down there seem pretty redundant. But oh well. It's the thought that counts. =]

I can be so nice sometimes.

Sick - 3:51pm@ January 10 2001
Okay. I've totally gotten sick of all the stupid PC's that crash at least 300 times a day everday whenever you try opening a new window. I'm typing this post offline now back at the dorm. And what's worse is the fact that i told Thess that "I'll be back" on AIM before i had to log off to reboot the PC. The PC failed to reboot properly and just froze before you even get to the the desktop. Not only did it crash 300 times, it also failed to boot properly 300 times too. Fucking stupid computer. I couldn't use the other PC's around because everyone else was using them. The room was godamned packed. I mean like, what the hell man? Don't these people have any classes to go to or anything? Why can't they just free up all the computers for ME ME ME to use? Godammit. Not even ONE working PC was available. So yeah, i'm pretty disappointed that i left Thess hanging like even though i did say that i'd be back after i rebooted. But hey, you know i wouldn't diss you like that intentionally right Thess? *puppy dawg eyes*

<3

Anyway, again, i sense that by today's end, i'll be having the same feeling that i had about yesterday. I don't know what it is. I feel like i'm writing posts that actually drive people away from reading my site instead of enticing them to. But that's just me. Who knows you know? You guys might not see it the way i see it but i just feel like everything's not right you know?

I guess i'm just in one of those 'moods'. I'm pretty sure everybody has one of these 'moods' once in a while. Hell, people have been known to quit whole entire sites just because of these 'moods'.

Do i feel like quitting the site? Nope. I just want things to go back to normal. Like last week. Last week was great. I love last week. I have no idea what the hell went wrong with this week though. Things just went down the shitter as soon as Monday came along. Well, it felt like it did to me anyway. Things just can't possibly get worse can they? I fucking hope not. You should too. Unless you enjoy reading about other people's misery. Ha.

One thing that'll surely make my day is if...um...Liz would send me that pic of hers. Yeah. That would definitely hit the spot. *hint hint* =P

Hmmm - 11:35am@ January 10 2001
I got this off of theheretic.

"Justin of f.u.b.a.r., ..... seems to endear himself to EVERYONE quickly, as I've seen his site linked damn near everywhere"

Interesting. Oh look. My ego. It went up.

No need - 11:35am@ January 10 2001
You know, i shouldn't even have to explain to you all how you can get to this site and which URL you should use and all that crap. I trust that all of you are intelligent enough to work things out by yourself right? Of course you are...

Yay - 11:10am@ January 10 2001
Thank the heavens. Thess has updated her page. It's a shadow of it's former self but hey, at least she's still posting.

Shibby.

Stupid servers - 11:00am@ January 10 2001
Fuck all of this shit man. If it's not one thing, it's another. Nathanism.com had some downtime two days ago and now it's thatthinline.com's turn. What the fuck's going on here? how the hell are people gonna access this site if the fucking server's always down? Okay, lets get one thing straight. You're most welcome to access this site using http://fubar.nathanism.com. You can also use http://thatthinline.com/fubar if you want to. If any one of these two servers seem to be down, try using the other alternate URL. Simple really. The site's mirrored on both servers.

Note: the TTL.com address can only be access AS IS. http://fubar.thatthinline.com DOES NOT WORK. Only http://thatthinline.com/fubar does. Remember that.

God i am getting sick of this URL business. Tell you what, just use my http://fubar.nathanism.com address to access this site for now. It sounds much more nicer and is most of the part more reliable. I mean, since the TTL.com one is down and everything.

Blah.

Oh and i've changed the note that you see at the top of the page. Read it.

Liz - 10:50am@ January 10 2001
Another e-mail.

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Guestbook liz
From: "Faithful To Reality" faithfultoreality@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Jan 9 2001 8:21:15 AM -0000

HAHAHA u know i just looked at your stats. and compared to you, my hits are so pathetic its just shit shilly. so why the hell do you even complain about your hits ò

love liz
www.switch.to/myreality
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She still hasn't sent me her picture though. But she commented on my hits. Oh the humanity.

Oh. And she loves me too.

Revelation - 3:39am@ January 10 2001
Introspection. That word sums up this site perfectly. Most of the stuff that you'll read here fall under the category of introspection. Usually just things that i happen to think about at any given moment that's then in turn documented onto this site for all to know. I don't really know why people would be interested in knowing what i'm thinking but hey, i'm not complaining. I know i officially have at least around 250 different people visit this site everyday to read my thoughts. What i don't know is why they come back everyday.

Connie down there seems to give off the impression that she comes here everyday just to be entertained by my humor (or lack or it i should add). That's her reason established right there. I don't know what other reasons other people may have though. And i won't even bother trying to guess any. I mean, different people do have their own different reasons and all right? (Yeah no shit Sherlock)

So yes, this site might not appeal to everyone. I personally think it's a little bit different to all the other weblogs that i read out there. How different you ask? Well, for one, i'm a bit strange. But that's just me on this site. And two, i voluntarily make an ass out of myself on this site regardless of what people might think. But then again, if you understand the concept of being tongue in cheek, you'll probably just see through all the shit i try to pull and think that i'm just trying to be funny. Of which i'm not. But Connie seems to think otherwise. So yeah, whether i'm funny or not depends on your own sense of humor. I have a warped sense of humor. Corny even. But whatever it is, in the end, it's still strange. My sense of humor i mean.

Does anyone even care about what i'm saying? No?

Oh well.

E-mail - 3:09am@ January 10 2001
I got this e-mail last night:

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Your Name: Connie
Your Email Address:
Comments:

Hey Justin, just wanted to let you knw that i think you are one of the most inconceivably (as you might say) funniest person i've ever known. Granted, i only know you through your site but i just personally think that you are soooooo funny. Even when your jokes fall flat youre still funny. You just exude funny-ness. I can't help but smile no matter how corny or played out your jokes may be. Sometimes you don't even have to make a joke and i still find you funny. Have i said the word funny enough already? anyway i think you get my point.

Lots of love,
Connie
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What? Me? Funny? Surely you jest. =)

I'd write her back personally but she didn't leave an e-mail address. Oh well. Anyway, thanks for the kind words i guess. Much appreciated.

Oh. And she loves me.

Yesterday - 3:02am@ January 10 2001
Yesterday was just weird. I felt like shit. I posted half assed posts that weren't even the slightest bit funny. And i just felt so shitty (i think i've established this already). I felt like everything i wrote was just bullshit (not that it never was bullshit or anything but it just felt even more bullshitter than normal). Maybe it's just me. I mean, i have been feeling a little bit under the weather lately and all. You know, headaches, runny nose (yuck), coughing etc etc. So that's probably why i feel so uneasy about everything. Including the posts i've been making.

Add to the fact that the PC i was using yesterday crashed on me like 300 times during the worst possible moments (i.e. in the middle of writing a post) and that my Thought and Writing class SUCKS (what with all the cringingly illiterate people that populate half of it. So illiterate that it makes me want to cry), it just makes matters worse. I so can't wait for things to get 'better'. And not just health wise either. I want everything to get better. I want to be inspired to write semi good posts. I want my classes to be piss easy (because i'm a slacker). I want, i want, i want.

Perhaps the only 2 good things that i can think of that happened yesterday was when i posted about that girl with the very hairy arms. Even though it was a bit half assed and all. My discovery of how great Liz seems to look in that altered picture of her was also a highlight. I still want to see the original picture though. I'm just intrigued to say the least.

I have no idea how to end this post so i'm just gonna beg Liz to send me her picture.

"Liz, uh...send me your picture? Like, please?"

Tuesday, January 9, 2001

Good hair - 5:30pm@ January 9 2001
Oh my gawd. Take a look at this:

Games - 4:28pm@ January 9 2001
Not that anybody cares or anything but i bought NBA 2K1 and NFL 2K1 for my Dreamcast two days ago. Time to update my list.

Wrong - 4:20pm@ January 9 2001
Sad as it may seem, it looks like filenotfound will never ever be updated ever ever again. I hope i'm wrong though.

Slack - 4:10pm@ January 9 2001
Has anyone noticed the fact that i never did follow up that story of me meeting up with that hot chick friend of mine in Singapore with that story of me meeting up with Rod in Singapore? Well, in case you're wondering, i never did follow it up. Why? Because i'm slack. But i will tell that tale one day or another. So bear with me. Those of you who're interested anyway.

Accents - 3:35pm@ January 9 2001
Ready for some introspection? Anyway, English class wasn't all that bad for a moment. The lecturer called upon this one girl, Sue, to read this passage. Expecting to hear a really mangled and bad reading like most the others who had read before her, i was pleasantly surprised to hear her actually read almost perfectly (she was a bit shaky in parts) in this beautiful Australian accent. Her accent certainly caught my attention. But i, for one, wasn't called upon to read anything and i was glad i didn't have to.

Let me tell you, i have one fucked up accent. Not fucked up in the sense that i speak illiterately, no, but fucked up in the sense that my accent's all over the place. Living in so many countries and hanging with so many people of different nationalities has taken it's toll on my own personal accent. I've lived in England, the US, Malaysia, Singapore and Brunei. I've hung out with people who are Scottish, British, Irish, American, Bruneian, Australian, Malaysian, Singaporean, Chinese, Japanese, and more nationalities that i can't be bothered thinking of right now. How did i get to know all these people? Well, i was in an international school before i attended University after all. You know, international schools having students from all over the world and everything.

So yeah, after a prolonged period of time getting to know these people of various nationalities as my friends, i've somehow adopted their speech patterns into my own and this in turn has caused me to have an accent that's all over the placed. It's most of the part American (which one radio deejay commented on me having during this one time i called in to this radio show in Brunei) but there are traces of British and Australian thrown in there for good measure. Of course, i do speak other languages too but that's another story. The point i'm trying to make here is that i have a fucked up accent. But in a way, it's actually a good thing that i know how to say different words in different accents. Makes it a bit easier to communicate with certain people.

I was pretty surprised to hear my niece and nephew speak in an Australian accent when i saw the both of them while i was in Singapore (they're like 11 and 10 years old respectively). Of course, they do live in Australia and they were just going home for the holidays in Singapore like i was (i have relatives in Sinapaore) so it's not that quite surprising that they fully had Australian accents.

You know, come to think of it, i don't really have an accent. Well, i do but it's just so all over the pace, it can't really even be classified into one definable accent. Yes, it's that fucked up. To me it is anyway.

No hair please - 2:55pm@ January 9 2001
I wish i had another story about girls with very hairy arms to tell you but girls with very hairy arms just scare me.

Not that i have any problem with girls that have hairy arms or anything but come on, wouldn't you be freaked too if you saw a girl with borderline ape-like hairy arms with hair that extended above and beyond their elbow?

I was.

Window - 2:50pm@ January 9 2001
Oh god. I feel like buying a DVD to chear myself up. But 'Bring It On' isn't out yet over here! Argh. Or maybe i'll just get 'American Beauty' and make use of the 3x zoom capability to full effect during that window scene. Or maybe not.

Shit - 2:32pm@ January 9 2001
Yes, the post that you see below this one is indeed a failed attempt at humor. So please don't let that deter you from reading the rest of today's posts. Not that they're any better or anything.

Yes, today's been a pretty shitty day. Both in terms of my life and this site. And i have no idea how i can relieve myself of this perpetual shittiness.

Review - 2:16pm@ January 9 2001
I'm thinking that i don't like my ENG 105 class. It's such a drag. It's 2 hour running time is just half an hour too long compared to my other classes. The pacing of the entire class is entirely too slow for me and most of the students in that class have horrenedous English. The humor displayed by the lecturer is most of the part very dry. Not as gut busting as my COM 104/COM 200 lecturer. There's hardly any swearing (unlike my COM 104/COM 200 classes which features at least 2 swear words on any given occasion) and ultimately too much time in between the dry jokes to establish any sense of interest in myself. Overall, this class is a dud.

(Why am i reviewing my English class as if it were a movie?)

I hate today - 11:30am@ January 9 2001
Okay. This is just getting to be too much now. This PC i'm using has just crashed on me like...300 times times now. All this crashing has severely limited the number of posts i would have already posted up this morning. It's like, "Okay, i'm gonna write a post. Oh shit! The PC crashed! Well, i guess i have to reboot" (repeat 300 times).

It's now 11:30am, i have fucking ENG 105 (thought and writing) class at 12:00pm, i've only posted two times prior to this one post, and there are no other PC terminals that i can switch over to because all the other fucking terminals are occupied. Frustrated doesn't even to begin to describe what i'm feeling right now.

Hair - 11:10am@ January 9 2001
I was at this little convenience store on campus at the dorm last night to get myself some much needed junk food and some toothpaste (oooh... interesting... toothpaste). And i couldn't help but notice this new chick working at the counter. Anyway, so there i am, standing in front of her with my junk food (and toothpaste) at the counter ready to hand her the money and all. She reaches her hands out to me only for me to notice how horrendously hairy they were. Honestly, she even puts the hair that i have on my arms to shame. Fucking hell man, the hairs on her arms went above and beyond her fucking elbows for god's sake. How can such an incredibly cute chick have arms that hairy? Man, i can never eeeeeever look at her in the same way again. I've only ever seen her twice really and only last night did i notice how fucking hairy her arms were (I never bothered to scope her out the first time). What a crying shame. Usually it's just this old guy in charge of the counter but i guess she's just like working there part time now. Or something. I dunno.

Anyway, she has hairy arms.

Slow - 11:00am@ January 9 2001
Oh my GOD. Why is the fucking school server so fucking slow today? Godammit man. It took me 50 fucking minutes just to get online properly without this PC crashing on me everytime i opened up a new window in IE. What a crock of shit.

Monday, January 8, 2001

Do the math - 4:53pm@ January 8 2001
Nathanism.com server down earlier today for a coupla hours + low total hit count for this site today = me being sad : people getting pissed about me talking about my hits (and linking to it) too much.

Move? Again? - 3:21pm@ January 8 2001
I'd just like to state that i'll only be on TTL.com's network temporarily till i can stand on my own two feet. So yes, i'll most likely be moving in a coupla weeks/months time. Where to? I have no idea. Maybe i'll buy my own server space if i'm crazy enough. Who knows? There might be a chance that i might not move at all. I mean, changing URL's and links and bookmarks is tiring enough. Moving a whole site would mean even more work. But no worries, i'll inform those of you who do care whether i'll be moving (or not moving) in the near future.

Tara - 3:00pm@ January 8 2001
Anyway, so i just got out of my COM 104 class (my lecturer said the word 'bullshit' about 7 times today. He also said 'bitch' twice) and i'm walking over to the elevator to get to the library on the 4th floor. I see Lily (that hot Tara Reid lookalike) in the distance and she smiles at me. I smile back.

No, there is absolutely no point to this story.

The Princess Bride - 12:46pm@ January 8 2001
I love this movie. Not only do i quote that 'Inconceivable" line wayyyy too many times, it's also a movie that's got lots of great/strange dialogue. Take for example this little gem:

"I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake; but in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women."

Ri...ght.

Sad - 12:22pm@ January 8 2001
One of my roommates had the November 2000 issue of Playboy magazine sent to him by post from a friend of his over in New York yesterday (Playboy magazine is non existent here in Malaysia). Yes, it is indeed that (in)famous issue where Chyna from WWF gets totally naked. Of course, who wouldn't want to know what she looks like naked right? So we all (all 8 of us) took turns looking through the mag one after the other (sad really). Anyway, i got my turn and so i looked...

Okay, she just looks freaky naked.

But anyway, i'd just like to say that we all read Playboy magazine for the articles. Yes. The articles. Much like when we watched 'Showgirls' for the plot and the acting.

Really.

Bring it on!!! - 11:35am@ January 8 2001
I love DVD.

"The extended scenes were basically included for horny guys. There is another look at the long steady cam girls' locker room shot and a long cut of the stripper from the cheerleader tryouts. Two more bits were unashamedly included for randy males only. Since so many extra producers, studio heads and so forth showed up for the filming of the car wash sequence, there was a plethora of leftover digital footage. This was cut together into a four minute music video. Here's a little cheer math: Soap suds plus wet cheerleaders plus bikinis equals fun. Another guilty pleasure was the Wardrobe and Makeup Test extra. This features Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku basically mugging and laughing for the camera during their tests. A lot of twirling, laughing, hair tossing and smiling at the camera can make you feel like one special guy."

I want

So long and thanks for all the fish - 11:19am@ January 8 2001
Hmm. I just got word from Nathan that nathanism.com is having some down time right at this moment. So most of you are most likely unable to read this like, right now...you know? Not unless if you accessed this site using http://thatthinline.com/fubar where i have the entire site mirrored of course. Which little of you know because i'm just only announcing this little revelation right now. And yes, in case you were wondering, i'll be moving under thatthinline.com soon. Actually no, i already have moved there. The whole site's already transferred to the new network. I put a little notice for all of you up there to change any links or bookmarks to this site to point to http://thatthinline.com/fubar. And i really hope you take note. Those of you who care anyway. You can still access this site from the http://fubar.nathanism.com URL for now. But it won't be on the nathanism.com network for long once Nathan switches servers over to tromaville.com.

It's a shame really. I love being on the nathanism.com network. Nathan's been such a gracious host. I really wish he wouldn't move over to tromaville because if he does, we have to move with him. Which is no problem except for the fact that we have to put banner (spit) on our pages. Two of them infact. But alas, it's still his final decision. So i'll be bidding adieu to nathanism.com as being my host in a coupla weeks. This site will still be on the nathanism.com network for a while. But you'd better get used to the idea of visiting it using the http://thatthinline.com/fubar URL from now on.

I didn't know - 11:00am@ January 8 2001
Godammit. I missed Brooke's birthday! Here's a Happy Belated Birthday to you anyway Brooke. =] Hope you had a great time.

I know - 10:48am@ January 8 2001
p 3 4 c h 0 r: dude
psykotik2k: dude
p 3 4 c h 0 r: you talk about hits WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much

Monday - 10:45am@ January 8 2001
Well whaddaya know...it's Monday. Had my first lesson of the semester today. Psychology's boring so far. I spent most of the lesson just staring at the lecturer. She seems strangely hotter this semester. Even though she's still a bitch. She's actually the same lecturer i had for my Sociology class last semester. And you all know how much i loved that class didn't you? Whoopie.

I actually learnt a new word today. Well, actually i already knew what the word was but i never actually knew what it meant. I've been using it all these years and i still didn't know what it actually meant. The word was 'introspection'. Dumb huh? And this coming off from an A grade English student.

Anyway, i now know what this site is. A site full of my introspection. Heh. Actually Thess has been describing my site as such for a loooooong time (Check out her links page). I just never knew what it meant even though i knew how to use it. Haha. I'm a tool.

In other news, i got a pitiful hit count yesterday.

Sunday, January 7, 2001

Filler - 3:23pm@ January 7 2001
Sometimes i even wonder why people actually bother coming here. I mean, i usually don't have anything remotely interesting to say most of the time. And i highly regard the stuff that i write about here on this site to be highly boring to everyone else but myself.

Fact: I am not a particularly entertaining person.

But people still come here! Ahhhh! It's insane! I've also been using the word 'inconceivable' one too many times. It WILL get annoying. I tell you, that 'The Princess Bride' movie is the work of the DEVIL.

(Note: I don't really have any particular points to make in this post. I just wrote it so that it'd seem like there're a lot of new posts for today when clearly there's not. I think. I dunno. I can't be bothered to compare post counts)

Reason - 3:04pm@ January 7 2001
Another reason why i usually don't post as much during the weekends is because i have to post from a cybercafe. Not only do i have to pay to post, i also have to endure the sheer chaos of hearing kids shout at the top of their lungs while playing fucking Counterstrike with heavy gunfire noises coming from every which way imaginable. Counterstrike is the work of the DEVIL i tell you.

You saw it coming - 2:57pm@ January 7 2001
Hits are a fickle bunch. I mean, take this week for example. I've been getting an inconceivably higher than normal hit count for five days straight, even out-doing Bence's total hit count on one particular occasion. Then come Saturday, the whole thing starts sinking faster than you can say "Iceberg dead ahead!!" in an Irish accent.

Plug.

Loss for words - 2:49pm@ January 7 2001
Wow. I honestly have nothing to talk about right now. It's that boring a day today. Golly.

Up late - 2:48pm@ January 7 2001
So yeah, i admit to feeling a bit slack about posting today (mostly because i know not as many people actually go online on the weekends to read sites likes this) so first and foremost, an apology in order for those of you who were 'awaiting' the first new post of the day. The second reason for my apparent slackness can probably be attributed to the fact that i just woke up. Watched T2 and The Abyss last night. And yep, i only finally got to bed at like 6:30am or something. James Cameron is such a fucking genius. T2 is like what? 10 years old now? The Abyss is probably even older...like 13 years old or something. And they still stand up to the test of time. Awesome movies.

Anyway, not much really happens on the weekends for me. Hence my usual half assed approach to posting. Things usually get more interesting once the new week begins (i.e. Monday onwards). My weekends suck. That's why i don't get as much visitors as i do during the weekdays.

Saturday, January 6, 2001

Shibby Shibby - 9:00pm@ January 6 2001
I have this annoying(?) habit of posting up my e-mails on this site now:

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: Re: Survivorerer Payday!
From: Anthony Youhas antwon@antwon.com
Date: Sat, Jan 6 2001 3:50:42 AM -0800

Justin Sane wrote:
>
> Dude, i think i won like what? $0.24? Tell you what, i don't want the
> prize. In fact, just give it to X. I'm sure that extra 24 cents would
> make him really happy =]

Oh yeah, I'm sure X'll just cream his jeans at the thought of it. :)

> Thanks once again for making Survivorerer. It was fun.

No problem. Glad all that effort wasn't *totally* a waste....

> I must depart now as my Britney the Dingo is awaiting me in the
> bedroom.

And Survivorerer closes with a happy ending after all. :)
--- THE END ---

P.S. I wish *I* got trillions of hits everyday. But we can't all be popular with those hip young kids like that F.U.B.A.R. whippersnapper.... [cries]
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The dingo

Shibby..... - 8:30pm@ January 6 2001
I told myself not to. I told myself not twice in fact. Considering how much one of them costs over here, getting two of them was totally out of the question. Well, for about 5 seconds it was. Then i just couldn't resist. Out went all my reasoning and off i went to the mall to get myself Terminator 2: The Ultimate Edition DVD and Magnolia on DVD. I even saw the 2 disc Criterion Collectors Edition of Armageddon. But getting 3 DVD's in one day was just overkill for me. I mean, getting that third disc would entail me spending over $400 (Malaysian dollars of course) in one day. Granted, if you take into account the exchange rate, $400 here isn't really that much. But still, $180 for ONE (1) DVD is still way way WAY too much. Let alone $300+ for 3 DVD's. It's just ludricous. But hey, what's a poor schmoe like me to do? I can't just hop over to Singapore everytime i wanna buy a DVD now can i? (They cost between S$40-S$60 there. Cheaper, and roughly equivalent to US DVD prices).

So anyway, i spent a relative shitload of money on those 2 (two) DVD's that i bought today. Nevertheless, my DVD collection is slowly but surely expanding. Regardless of me being a complete tool having forced myself to pay inconceivable prices just to further my DVD collectoin. Was it worth it? I have no idea. But i do know that i'm extremely happy to have T2 in my collection now. Next to Sam Raimi, James Cameron's my second most favorite director. Paul Thomas Anderson's (Boogie Nights, Magnolia) somewhere down on my list too. Which is why i got Magnolia today.

This is boring you isn't it? I should stop.

Shibby? - 2:29pm@ January 6 2001
I was talking to Bence about the hits thing:

psykotik2k: bence, the world is going to end
tremendous: good
psykotik2k: i actually got more hits than you did yesterday
tremendous: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tremendous: thats it I quit the page

Shibby!!!! - 2:11pm@ January 6 2001
HOLY SHIT. This has got to be a sign. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END. I actually got MORE hits than Bence did yesterday. I actually outdid his 483 hits with my 615 hits! (5th of Jan for me and 4th of Jan for him. Stupid time zones).

Inconceivable! Unbeleivable! This can't be happening. No i refuse to beleive it. Am i spelling the word 'beleive' correctly? Is it 'b.e.l.e.i.v.e' or 'b.e.l.i.e.v.e'? I dunno. I ALWAYS get confused by this word and how you actually go about spelling it. It's true. And this coming from an A grade English student.

Shibby (I love this word) - 2:01pm@ January 6 2001
A guestbook signing and an e-mail that i got:

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name : Liz
email : faithfultoreality@hotmail.com
site : Faithful To Reality
url : www.switch.to/myreality

comments : nice page. your a bit strange thou.
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What? Me? A bit strange? Inconceivable! But seriously Liz, believe it or not, there actually are people out there much much more stranger than i am. Take a look at this e-mail that i got for example:

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Your Name: adam
Your Email Address: imperfekt@nc.rr.com
Comments:

i looked at your desktop and see you like angelia jolie. i too like her and would like to deficate on her forehead. as well as yours.

kthxwv2usir.
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Now that is what i call strange.

Shibby - 1:48pm@ January 6 2001
Damn. It's only been like what? 6 days into the new millennium? and i've already fucked up my sleeping pattern. Went to bed at like 5:30am or something only to awaken at 1:00pm. Hence this post being so late(?) in the day. But hey, it's the weekends anyway. I don't usually get as much visitors as i do during the weekdays in the weekends. So yeah, i take it you guys won't hold anything against me if i don't post as much eh? I mean, seeing that i don't get as much visitors, i'm thinking that i don't have to post as much too. Good idea? No? Argh.

Friday, January 5, 2001

E-mail - 8:32pm@ January 5 2001
I got this e-mail today:

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To: webmaster@psykotik.zzn.com
Subject: fubar in wmu?
From: "Morbid Modar" bunuh@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Jan 5 2001 6:25:34 PM +0800

man i'm in wmu sunway too... very interesting e/n! keep it up, and don't let the stupid library admins stop you...

modd
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Looks like i'm gonna have to start going into hiding. It's amazing how this site gets around. I mean, i know for a fact that none of my friends here visit this site (they're not as interested in the net as i am). How in the hell did this dude found out about this site i don't even know.

DVD - 8:29pm@ January 5 2001
Would anyone care if i told them that i went out and bought 'Three Kings' on DVD today? No? Thought so. Anyway, it's a good movie. It's actually David O. Russell's third movie as a director. His first one was 'Spanking The Monkey' (one of my favorite movies) and his second being 'Flirting With Disaster' (which i should kick myself in the ass for not having seen it yet. I believe it stars Ben Stiller). I don't know why i'm telling you all of this. I mean, it's not like anyone cares or anything. Maybe i'm just showing off my immense knowledge of the movie world. Or something. I dunno. But anyway, yeah, those are some very good movies that you should definitely watch.

Thess - 4:45pm@ January 5 2001
Funny isn't it? I mean, even with the looming apparentness of Thess quitting her site, it's sure does seem like i'm unfazed at all by her decision huh? I mean, i've barely even acknowledged the fact that she's (apparently) quitting her site. Well, save for that one post i made about it 2 days ago. And the subliminal message of the moment (look for it somewhere on this page). But as some of you know, i'm actually one of Thess' most biggest advocates. Her biggest fan if you may (scan through the month of November 2000 for proof).

So i'm quite sure some of you (those of you know 'know' me anyway) are quite puzzled as to why i haven't posted a long post with a title something along the lines of "NOOOOOOO.....! DON'T QUIT THE SITE! I <3 YOUUUUUUUU!!!!". Am i unfazed by her wanting to quit? Does the Queen of England take a crap in the woods? Fuck no. I'm as fucking 'fazed' as a....uh....a very 'fazed' thing! I'm quite deeply saddened by the fact that she's apparently quitting her site. And i'm sure i'm not the only one who feels this way too. Sure, she does post at other sites too...but i'm infinitely much more enamored by her and her site first and foremost than anything else. It just wouldn't be the same if she quits the site. Almost as similar as if i were to quit my site (i think).

So yeah, don't quit the site Jennifer. Take a break. Go on hiatus. But don't quit the site. Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

<3

Not good - 4:20pm@ January 5 2001
You know, today's not really a good day for me post-wise. So um...you're gonna hafta scroll down a bit to read some of the slighty better posts (albeit older ones) if you wanna have at least 1% of 'enjoyment' from this here site of mine. My runny nose (ewww...) is just distracting me way too much to the point of making my posts for today as readable as an....uh....unreadable thing i guess.

So yeah, scroll down.

Call me silly but... - 3:45pm@ January 5 2001
I just couldn't resist. Lucy quoted my quote of a quote of a quote turning it into a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote. And i just couldn't stop myself from having the urge to present to you the first ever quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote (until someone else quotes from it of course):

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"I feel the need for one-upmanship on the meta-quoting front. Justin did a quote of a quote of a quote relating to our whole cycle of literate people, so what am I going to do? Quote it. You saw that coming, didn't you? But technically it can't go any further, because it was me Wade quoted in the first place and anyone who quotes this is effectively knocking out that whole first cycle of quotes. I'm making this up as I go along, of course.

"I present to you my first quote of a quote of a quote: "Speaking of Wade, I'd like to steal this bit that he quoted from Lucy:" "Utopian Heaven link me prominently. It's another of these new bloggy sites in the cycle that includes Kip and Ian and Justin and Thess. I don't know how, but I've made it onto the list of links they copy from each other and say they like." " And it's sad, but she's right. The lot of us, I think...6, now...? ...we have this inter-linking THING with most of each other..." Yep, that quote was quoted off Thess' site which was quoted off Wade's site which was quoted off Lucy's site. In effect, you have just experienced a quote of a quote of a quote."

Of a quote. Nyah. Eat that."
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Well there you have it. The first quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote. Man, this is starting to be like a chain letter type of thing. And no, this post was never meant to be funny. So i don't expect ANYBODY to find it in least bit funny at all.

Movies - 3:06pm@ January 5 2001
So yeah, i officially have a running nose and i officially feel like shit. I didn't sleep at all last night. yep,i pulled an all-nighter again. I finally went to bed at around 6 am or something. Which is why i'm posting so late in the day today. Basically spent the whole night watching movies and playing games. I watched 'The Accidental Spy'. It's pretty disappointing. I'm not sure if i'll do a review of it here because i know most of you'll never ever be able to watch it anytime soon so yeah, it's a pretty disappointing Hong Kong Jackie Chan flick. I still think 'Who Am I?' is his best movie. Hot chicks and and awesome final 2 on 1 fight scene. 'Thunderbolt' is pretty good too.

I watched 'Dude? Where's My Car?' too. Okay. This movie...is very very very silly. It's the next evolution of the Waynes World, Bill And Ted, The Night At The Roxbury type of movies. You know, two dumbasses getting into dumb albeit slightly occasionally funny situations. But this movie really takes the cake for overall total dumbness. It's funny in places:

"Dude! What does mine say?"

"Sweet! What about mine?"

(repeat 300 times)

...but there's really no real plot in this movie. Well there actually is but you get the feeling that the writers just made up everything else right after the original premise of two guys losing their car and setting out to find it.

But hey, Marla 'I have a funny sounding surname' Sokoloff is just too cute. Sure, she plays a ditz in this one but she's still cute. I don't know. I just find her infinitely watchable. And hey, you also get to see Kristy 'I'm beginning to look fat' Swanson's breast being grabbed. And Stifler..sorry, Seann William Scott is still funny as hell. I love that guy.

So yeah, if you're gonna watch 'Dude? Where's My Car?', DO NOT expect it to be a serious movie. Hell, 'Road Trip' is like, ten times more serious than this. So yeah, if you're gonna watch it, watch it with an open mind.

Damn - 1:50pm@ January 5 2001
I'm not feeling so hot today. Just woke up and i think i'm coming down with the flu. This sucks.

Thursday, January 4, 2001

No really, it is - 2:21pm@ January 4 2001
THIS IS A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE.

Interesting? - 2:00pm@ January 4 2001
How's this for interesting, i went to the mall last night (is that interesting? no?) and i had dinner at McDonalds (now i know that's not interesting). Then made my way to this other place where these people have 'car boot sales'. This is where i usually get all my VCD's. These guys have like, all the lastest movies on VCD (bootlegged/pirated of course) in the trunk of their cars and sell em off to whoever's willing to approach them to buy said pirated goods (i.e me). So anyway, i bought 'Dude, Where's My Car?' and 'The Accidental Spy'. Most of you probably know that 'D,WMC?' stars Seann William Scott (Stifler from American Pie. I love that guy) and as an added bonus for me, it even has Marla Sokoloff in it. I like Marla Sokoloff. I think she's cute. Even despite her funny sounding surname. And hey, Kristy Swanson's in it too. Wow. I haven't seen her in a movie since i last saw 'The Chase' back in 1994 in which she co-starred with Charlie 'I feel like a can of smashed assholes (The Arrival, 1996)' Sheen. Did anyone see Buffy The Vampire Slayer? Not the show, the movie. Well it sucks so don't watch it.

(Was that interesting? No?)

So anyway, Marla 'I have a funny sounding surname' Sokoloff. She's cute. I first discovered her when i saw that 'Whatever It Takes' movie. Then i started watching that show 'The Practice' just to catch glimpses of her. Why? Because i think she's cute. Even despite her funny soun.....nevermind. I think you've all gotten the 'joke' by now.

Oh and yeah, most of you'll never eeeeeever get to see 'The Accidental Spy' anytime soon because it's a Hong Kong Jackie Chan flick. So i don't think it'll ever be released in the States or in Europe or wherever else in the near future. Unless if you live in Asia of course. Like i do. I think it's out everywhere around here. Hopefully it won't suck as much ass as his last Hong Kong movie, 'Gorgeous'. Anyway, i haven't actually watched any of the movies that i've bought in the past few days (Castaway, Vertical Limit, etc etc) yet. I'll probably watch em all this weekend.

Okay, so has anything i've said in this post so far been the slightest bit interesting? No? Oh well.

Bored - 1:20pm@ January 4 2001
You know, i'm thinking that today isn't a good day for me. I'm feeling quite uninspired. I have no idea what to post and yes, this post, well, i'm just posting for the sake of posting. I don't really have anything to say.

I am the most boring person in the world.

Hong Kong - 1:10pm@ January 4 2001
Somebody from Hong Kong has been hitting my site quite a number of times today. And on a totally unrelated note, my English class sucks.

Fetishes - 10:38am@ January 4 2001
I was talking to Bence yesterday:

tremendous: I need to know all of your secrets :-)
psykotik2k: haha..whaddaya wanna know? just ask me anything
psykotik2k: i like being asked questions. it's like a fetish
psykotik2k: haha
tremendous: what are your fetishes
psykotik2k: bruce campbell
psykotik2k: haha
tremendous: haha u fag

And i think we all can agree on this:

tremendous: fuck i cant believe katie holmes showed her tits, a true miracle of god

(Note: No, that's not his real screen name)

Joey Lawrence impression - 10:03am@ January 4 2001
"Whoa"

Keanu Reeves impression - 10:02am@ January 4 2001
"Whoa"

Quotes - 9:51am@ January 4 2001
Lucy just quoted my first ever quote of a quote of a quote (circa 3:47pm@ January 2 2001) rendering it's novelty as the first ever quote of a quote of a quote useless. In effect, she has just one-upped me by making the first ever quote of a quote of a quote of a quote.

I could one-up her by making the first ever quote of a quote of a quote of a quote of a quote by quoting what she quoted from me...

...but that would just be silly.

Insert cheesy linked <3 here

Spent - 9:39am@ January 4 2001
Just got out of my COM 200 class. My lecturer said the words "bullshit" and "tight ass" in class today.

I pretty much didn't sleep the whole night last night. Too busy playing Daytona USA 2001. I love that game. The controls are a bit funky but i guess i'm just not used to playing the game with a regular joypad. I wish i had a Dreamcast steering wheel. I watched The Matrix on DVD again last night. Man, that movie is just so cool. I wish i could say more about it rather than just say that it's 'so cool' but i guess my brain just doesn't have the capacity to think of bigger better words this early in the morning.

Poo.

Wednesday, January 3, 2001

Scary - 7:10pm@ January 3 2001
Okay, just curious but, WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY HITS COMING FROM ANYWAY? No really, i'm quite puzzled by this. Not that i'm complaining or anything, i'm just quite curious as to how and why people are coming to this site in droves all of a sudden? Do me a little favor and take a bit of your time to e-mail me and shed some light on this issue. To tell you the truth, this sorta thing has never happened to me before and it's quite scary.

Ooh err...

Anyway, i'm going to McDonalds now to have my dinner. Mmm...Double Cheeseburger set meal. Yum.

Say it aint so... - 5:43pm@ January 3 2001
It seems as if Thess has finally decided to quit her site. =(

Sad doesn't even begin to describe what i'm feeling if this is true.

Hero - 3:24pm@ January 3 2001
Sam Raimi is my hero. Added bonus (on the topic of Spiderman):

DR: Will Bruce Campbell have a cameo at least?
Raimi: Yes, I'm going to work with Bruce again in the Spider-Man picture.

Joy!

The Daytona USA 2001 theme song in all its entirety - 3:18pm@ January 3 2001

"Daytona... let's go away" (repeat 300 times).

I've been playing that game for far too long. I can't get that damn song out of my head.

The Gift review - 3:02pm@ January 3 2001
What can say about this movie? Not only is it directed by one of my all time favorite directors (Sam Raimi - Evil Dead 2, Army Of Darkness, Darkman, A Simple Plan, The Quick And The Dead, etc etc), it also has two special guest stars, namely Katie Holmes' left and right breasts! Not only has it got an awesome cast (Greg Kinnear, Cate Blanchett, Giovanni Ribisi, Keanu Reeves(!), Katie Holmes, Katie Holmes' breasts etc etc), the yellow oldsmobile from The Evil Dead movies also makes prominent cameos thoughout the whole movie! How cool is that? The first time i watched it, the whole movie kinda reminded me of What Lies Beneath. It's starts off pretty slow but if you stick with, you'll be rewarded with quite an unpredictable ending (to a certain extent)...and of course, Katie Holmes' breasts. Billy Bob Thornton's one of the writers of this movie. He was in Sam Raimi's A Simple Plan. He's also married to Angelina Jolie who is, as most of you already know, gonna be Lara Croft in the upcoming Tomb Raider movie. I also heard that she'll be employing a 'butt double' for close up shots of her butt. So yeah, if you see any close up shots of Lara Croft's butt in Tomb Raider, it's not Angelina Jolie's. Apparently she has a bit if a cellulite problem. Or so i heard.

But anyway. The Gift. Better than For The Love Of The Game but not as good as A Simple Plan. The only real disappointment i can think of about this movie is that Bruce Campbell doesn't have a cameo in it. Oh well. I am now eagerly awaiting Sam Raimi's Spiderman.

Fine - 2:42pm@ January 3 2001
Just got out of my COM 104 class. It's seems like it's gonna be a fun class. And guess what? There're no final exams for this class! Happy happy joy joy. My lecturer said the word "fucking" to day in class. And a few "shit's" too. He also layed down some ground rules for our cunduct during class. Since it's a Public Speaking class, everytime we're giving a speech in class, and whenever we use hedges like "um" or "uh" or "er" and the sort, we'll be fined 10 cents. And if we use any swear word in class, we'll be fined 1 dollar. A friend of mine now owes the lecturer around $15 or so just for today. I'm not kidding. The lecturer even appointed a treasurer to keep track of any hedges or swear words and keep a record of each offender. The money collected at the end of the semester'll be donated to an orphanage so that's cool i guess.

Can you believe it? Getting fined for swearing in class. Sheesh. You can't even use the word "sucks" or "damn". What a crock of shit.

Comments - 12:35pm@ January 3 2001
Has anyone ever bothered to check out my guestbook? I've decided to post up a few choice signings up here on this page:

Comments: Hey I waz wundering, have u eva conzidhered pooting picktures of nacked dogs on yoore paige? I luve nacked dogs...waaait. All dogs ayre nacked...Oooh well Hey Justin. Havin a good holiday? Hope so. Give rod a swift kick in the arse for me. Hugs and kisses SAM

Comments: holy shit...that britney spears pictures looks so fucking real..whoever designed that must have a lot of god damn talent man...

Comments: Just a reassurance if you're fixated on your hitcount... I think this site still holds onto its paramount position as best e/n.

Comments: Nice site. I'm sure if you pushed that Britney nude pic u'd get more hits. :P

Hmm. What is it with that Britney pic and you people?

Pluggy wuggy - 12:07pm@ January 3 2001
Okay, the plugs that i owe. You know, i've been getting so many plug requests these days, i almost feel like Bence. Haha. Now i know how he feels.

Digital Fire - I actually plugged him a few weeks back. Just thought i'd do it again.

Second Reality - I actually know this guy Jamie. We were in the same school together in Brunei. He's in Scotland now though. Funny thing is, i've never ever actually spoken a single word to him in real life while we were in the same school but we used to chat on ICQ heaps. Weird. I'm never on ICQ anymore now though. Your best bet with trying to contact me is through AIM.

The Heretic - The webmaster of this site recommended that i visit it. I've actually been there quite a number of times in the past actually. It's quite the sweet site. Actually he didn't really ask for a plug or anything. But i just thought i'd plug 'im anyway. Because i'm weird that way.

e/noas - Okay, another guy who went to the same school as i did previously. He's been asking me incessantly to plug him. It's really getting quite annoying. He even has me on his fucking 'please plug me' mailing list. Gah.

Project Trizz - Apparently i inspired him to create him own e/n site. He even has my shitty button on it. Ha. Give him a visit...again...even though i already plugged him yesterday. =)

Katie Holmes Topless - Hey waitaminute....this isn't an e/n site!

Microsoft - Some guy named Bill Gates owns this site. Who the hell is this guy anyway? Does anybody know? I've never heard of him before.

Rod? - 11:43am@ January 3 2001
I still have the story of me meeting up with Rod to post about. But not now. Maybe tomorrow.

Deanna - 11:30am@ January 3 2001
I guess it's time to disclose that story of me meeting up with that hot chick friend of mine in Singapore. Yeah, so there i was walking around in the Tampines Mall looking for DVD's and i walk past this one store. I suddenly hear my name being called out. I'm like, "Eh? Who the hell could be calling out my name? Nobody knows me here..." I turn around only to see that it was one of my bestest friends from back back home, Deanna. We'd been kinda like childhood buddies...except that we were in our teens. She used to live a coupla blocks away from my house back in Brunei and we used to like visit each other at ungodly hours of the night occasionally. No, not to get it on or anything. Just as friends. Playing videogames, watching movies and shit like that. Besides, she's quite the tomboy-ish girl (a fucking beautiful one too) so it seemed okay to her if she had to climb the fence to sneak into my house. Yep, quite the adventurous one she is. So yeah, nothing really ever happened between us in that way.

She moved to Singapore about 3 years ago so it came as a surprise to see her that day. I remember her being quite the looker back then but my oh my....how she has 'developed'. She's a real doll. Still the tomboy-ish type as she was wearing these blue denim overalls and a inconceivably tight white shirt.

So yeah, we walked and talked and just basically caught up with what's been happening in our so called lives recently. We ducked into a McDonalds and i had my usual Double Cheeseburger meal. She had a McEgg. Weird weird girl. Alright, i think i've established the fact that she's fucking beautiful. And the fact that she was wearing overalls. Aight, i have this thing about girls wearing overalls. You know that part along the side of the overalls where it dips down toward the hip area? Where the t-shirt would meet with the 'pants' part of the overall? You know how sometimes the shirt might ride up a bit and expose a tiny bit of skin? I find that very distracting. I'm always constantly fixated on that part. Just to see if it would happen. You know...exposed skin.

So yeah, needless to say, i kept shooting glances at that part of her outfit occasionally catching glimpses of skin. Now i'm usually quite discreet when checking out girls and stuff (wouldn't wanna come off as being a pervert now would i?) but on this one occasion, she caught me out. It was during one of those silent pauses in the conversation. She was sipping her Coke or Pepsi or whatever it was and i just happened to be looking at that part not knowing that she was looking at me.

So she then stands up and whispers into my ear from across the table and says, "I'm not wearing any underwear".

I nearly gagged on that french fry that i was eating. She even pulled down that side bit of her overalls just to prove her 'underwear-less-ness'. Surely enough, no VPL (Visible Panty Line) whatsoever. I just gave her this puzzled look and she just shot me this devilish smile. I then say, "Thanks...i really needed to see that". I then take one of her fries and she says "Hey!" while proceeding to give me the finger.

What a wonderful girl.

The things is, she knows that she's beautiful and she knows that guys are attracted to her beauty. Even though we're just friends, she knows that i think she's beautiful and that i do check her out. So she can pretty much use her beauty to her own advantage. Mostly for her own amusement. Oh, and for those of you out there who are wondering, no she's not a lesbian. She's had quite a few boyfriends in her time. She's single now though. Bless her.

Anyway, i then started telling her about this site. You know, about how it's like my online journal and all that. She'd never heard of such a thing (poor deluded soul) and said to me, "So like, people actually read what you write? You're weird". So i say, "I'm weird? Well hey, at least i'm not the one who's not wearing any underwear."

She then smiles...and gives me the finger...again.

Anyway, after hanging out for about an hour more, we both had to go so we said our "goodbye's" and "till we meet again's". So yeah, that was quite the experience.

Ooooh... - 10:57am@ January 3 2001
Yeah. I bet you're all dying to know what classes i'm taking in university eh?

No Chemistry - 10:54am@ January 3 2001
Haha. I guess i don't have Chemistry class after this after all. I tracked down the lecturer in charge of History and he said that i can't take it unless i'm a third semester student. What a crock of shit. So i tell him that i wanna take COM 104 (Public Speaking). He then says that i have to complete ENGL 105 (Thought And Writing) first as a prerequisite. Fuck that i say (okay, so i didn't actually say that but...). Anyway, after about 30 seconds of pleading and begging for him to let me in his class, he finally accepted after i said:

"Thought and writing? Psssh. Come on Mark, i'm an A grade English student. I don't need thought and writing, i already know how to think and write."

He just laughed and let me in his class after that. Haha. On a related note, this lecturer is the same lecturer who taught my COM 170 (Interpersonal Communications) class last semester. You know, the one that swears in every class ("Mother fucker mother fucker mother fucker"). So yeah, it should be pretty interesting to hear what cuss words he'll use this semester. Oh and he's also my COM 200 lecturer (Introduction To Telecommunication).

Yippee.

PSY 100 - 10:22am@ January 3 2001
Just got out of my psyc class. It's alright i guess. Haven't started any lessons yet. Oh and there're these 3 newbie ditzes in my class now. You know the type. Girls with heavy makeup and minimal clothing. Actually it's too early for me to pass judgement on them so i'll be fair and just state that my first impressions of those 3 girls (all of them're best friends at that)...well...they just seem like the ditzy type.

I've got my Chemistry class up next. I'm thinking of switching it for American History. Chemistry's just not my bag baby.

Tuesday, January 2, 2001

Goodness me - 8:53pm@ January 2 2001
Holy nut! Would you look at that? Wow.

Anyway, i just got back from the mall. Had my dinner (KFC tonight) and bought 2 more Dreamcast games. Got myself Guilty Gear X and Vanishing Point. I also got myself a coupla movies on VCD. Bought Castaway, Vertical Limit and Proof Of Life. That'll keep me busy for a while if i'm ever bored out of my mind back at the dorm.

Antwon e-mailed all of us ex-contestants of Survivorerer this link. Pretty interesting if you're interested in knowing the 'behind the scenes' stuff.

Anyway, i'm still kinda astounded by this. Dumbfounded actually. No wait. It's more like...

Inconceivable!

Boost - 4:09pm@ January 2 2001
Yes, i post too much. Live with it. Anyway, just thought i'd post this e-mail up:

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Hey, I'm glad to see ya back. You are the one that inspired me to start my own site. I encourage you to go read the top post at http://trizww.hypermart.net. You'll enjoy it ;]. This site is new, so I was wondering if you could get me a plug? Thanks dude. Late.
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Now i know i just said that i'd do a Nathan and hold all plugs to be in one big post but hey, this e-mail boosted my ego. So a slightly earlier plug is in order for him. =)

I've never seen that done before! - 3:47pm@ January 2 2001
Ever seen a quote of a quote of a quote? Neither have i. So for those of you who're as unfortunate as i am, i present to you my first quote of a quote of a quote:

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Speaking of Wade, I'd like to steal this bit that he quoted from Lucy:

...Utopian Heaven link me prominently. It's another of these new bloggy sites in the cycle that includes Kip and Ian and Justin and Thess. I don't know how, but I've made it onto the list of links they copy from each other and say they like. Well, whatever. Sometimes it's an ego trip.

And it's sad, but she's right. The lot of us, I think...6, now...? ...we have this inter-linking THING with most of each other. Kinda like the e/n sites that proliferate the internet, with their little "cliques". Only hopefully not as bitchy.

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Yep, that quote was quoted off Thess' site which was quoted off Wade's site which was quoted off Lucy's site.

In effect, you have just experienced a quote of a quote of a quote.

Whoopie.

Wrong - 3:29pm@ January 2 2001
Look at this. I guess i was wrong about what i said yesterday eh?

Plugs - 3:24pm@ January 2 2001
I've actually got literally like a million sites that i owe some pluggage and links to. I'm probably gonna do a Nathan sometime and compile all the plugs that i owe into one big post. Anyway, to those of you who e-mailed me asking for a plug or a link, don't worry. You'll get yours soon. It's just that it's been quite a hectic 2 days or so just trying to catch up with what's been happening in the world of e/n since i left for my holiday. So yeah, forgive my apparent slackness and just bear with me for a while.

Stuff i bought in Singapore - 2:44pm@ January 2 2001
Right, i should really start getting whatever i did during my holiday in Singapore out of the way so i can just move on and stop dwelling in the past and post about other things. I should really start posting about what i did and all that. Like right now. Not that any of you would really benefit at all from what i have to say but hey, i'd just like to get it all off my chest on this site. I'll leave it up to you if you wanna read on...or not.

Right, where should i start? I dunno. I haven't really thought about how i'd structure this post about what i did in Singapore. So i'm just gonna pick a random topic at the top of my head:

The Sega Dreamcast games that i bought

Monday, January 1, 2001

Truly puzzling - 10:32pm@ January 1 2001
Okay. So i check out how i'm doing in the hits department and as of this minute, i have a total of 221 hits so far for today. In contrast, i had garnered a total of 269 hits for yesterday. Now what gets me is that it seems like the more i post, i less hits i actually get. Where is the logic in that?

Take this for example: The last time posted for this site before i came back (bigger than life and twice as ugly) yesterday was on the 22nd of December. And from that day onwards, i did not post for what must've been like a whole week (I'm to lazy to actually verify this but it seems like it was a week or so). Anyway, during this whole week of not posting, i still got hits from all over the place. Particularly on the 26th of December when i got 275 hits when i didn't even post a single thing! I used to have a hell of a hard time just getting 275 hits on a good day. And now all of a sudden i'm getting 275 even though i didn't even post anything? Let me tell you, weird does not even begin to describe this situation.

But anyway, i still would like to say thanks for all your support even though i didn't post like for a whole week. Without you guys, this site is NOTHING. Thanks for coming back everyday and thanks for everything i guess. Now that i've set aside my thank you 'speech', i can start concentrating on other things. I really hope the library'll be open tomorrow. Posting from a cybercafe isn't really my cup of tea.

Just a reminder, Katie Holmes get topless (yes, you read that right the first time) in Sam Raimi's new movie, The Gift (much to Edo's and myself's delight).

Katie Holmes topless + me = :)

TBC - 1:46pm@ January 1 2001
So yeah, expect some pretty substandard posts for the next day...or two.

Things to expect me posting about once the library is open:

Delay - 1:32pm@ January 1 2001
You know, i've actually got quite a number of plugs and things that i'd like to post up here but i just can't seem to concentrate (I'm posting from a cybercafe right now...the library's still closed). I'll post more once i have access to the (free) internet at the library once it's open. Then i can give the posts and the plugs the attention they deserve.

The Gift - 1:19pm@ January 1 2001
I just want you all to know that Katie Holmes does get topless in Sam Raimi's new movie, The Gift. So yes, if you want to see Katie Holmes topless, i repeat, Katie Holmes topless, go watch The Gift. Not only do you get to see her topless, it's also a movie from one of my all time favorite directors! Such an aptly titled movie. The Gift indeed. Haha. I actually watched it while i was in Singapore. I bought the (bootleg) VCD of it. You have no idea how many times i hit the rewind and slow motion buttons. =)

I'll write a proper review of The Gift when i have more time. I'll also post more of whatever i can remember of my exploits whilst i was in Singapore.

New Millennium - 1:03pm@ January 1 2001
Wow would you look at that. It's 2001. 2000 went by so fucking fast. It's as if it was just 2000 yesterday...

Waitaminute...nevermind.

Anyway, have a happy new year y'all.