Stumbled across this little clip today starring everyone’s favorite cloven-foot cutie from KatesPlayground.com.
Hmm…I wonder if Karen knows about the hoof? And if so, does she allow it to be used on her in kinky ways which will never see the light of day on their website? mmmmm…hoof sex.
Over on her own site, Kate gushes:
I love playing World of Warcraft, I’ve always been into online games. They are a lot of fun.
ZOMGNOSUCHTHINGASGIRLGAMERSWTFBBQ!!!1!11!!eleven!one!!
Oh, and what would a post be from me without some girls wearing bunny ears? I know many of you do love it so…
ps. I’ve never put makeup on my naughty parts.*
*this may or may not be true
“That’s Hot”
–Indeed it is.
#1 | Comment by Jimbo — April 22, 2006 @ 4:32 am
“ps. I’ve never put makeup on my naughty parts.”
Do you bleach your balloon knot?
Love your posts, sweetie…
#2 | Comment by Smiley — April 22, 2006 @ 4:47 am
Love your posts. Can you post more frequently?
#3 | Comment by Megite — April 22, 2006 @ 6:02 am
Kate is sexy, hoof or not. 😀
But we still need more Emma Watson. 😉
#4 | Comment by Marcato — April 22, 2006 @ 6:04 am
LETS SEE THE HOOF!
#5 | Comment by bojanglesoup — April 22, 2006 @ 6:10 am
I bet the HOOF plays Tauren —
Kate plays WOW
Just delete the above… ‘coz I am freakin’ tard.
#6 | Comment by bobbers — April 22, 2006 @ 6:17 am
Hunt for the hoof
#7 | Comment by bobbers — April 22, 2006 @ 7:10 am
I am over the hoof. I decided a long time ago that I would be able to tolerate the hoof.
The forums are 50% more exciting than her hoof.
Angelbaby kicks more ass than a Greek farmer with anger issues.
#8 | Comment by eamon angelface — April 22, 2006 @ 7:32 am
Ask her to add to 2+2 and she’ll stomp out the answer for you.
#9 | Comment by El Payo — April 22, 2006 @ 8:23 am
kekeke
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 22, 2006 @ 8:35 am
OK, who is this person and why isn’t she nekkid????
#11 | Comment by THOR — April 22, 2006 @ 9:38 am
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
#12 | Comment by Saber — April 22, 2006 @ 9:44 am
hoof pt 2 -> here
#13 | Comment by Saber — April 22, 2006 @ 9:45 am
what the hoof?!
#14 | Comment by Justin — April 22, 2006 @ 10:48 am
kate is hot, what else matters… if hitler was that hot we would all be speaking german of our own free will
#15 | Comment by Coolstream — April 22, 2006 @ 11:06 am
I’m sorry but the last thing I want to see is a plug for a website for that mutant.
Regardless of what you say, it’s a plug. Please refrain.
#16 | Comment by radish01001 — April 22, 2006 @ 2:05 pm
oh, so was it a plug when justin posted about her?
wtf would i have to gain?
get a life plz.
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 22, 2006 @ 2:15 pm
^^
What the HOOF?! That site has nothing to do with the hoof at all — and hey I’m all about the hoof…
Angel you’re rocking — justin has been teh ghey ever since moving, and posting on the semi-annual schedule…
#18 | Comment by bobbers — April 22, 2006 @ 3:51 pm
hooftastic!
I wonder if she puts make up on the hoof too.
Also, whenever i see hoof girl she reminds me of leela from futurama…
#19 | Comment by Sumdumguy — April 23, 2006 @ 12:53 am
I actually have one, or the fact is I would probably be beating off to kate, regardless of whether or not she has a hoof.
As it is…I meant no offense toward you or your posting skills, but I feel as if the integrity (that’s a joke) of this site is at stake when we lower our standards so low as to even take in abominations of nature such as her.
#20 | Comment by radish01001 — April 23, 2006 @ 1:06 am
WTF? I just saw this clip yesterday!! What a coincidence man! Not kidding!
#21 | Comment by Tom — April 23, 2006 @ 3:15 am
It’s not a plug, it’s topical content you tard.
I’ve always been willing to fuck Kate, hoof or no hoof.
😀
#22 | Comment by smash — April 23, 2006 @ 4:57 am
Reminds me of the clown amputee fetish I may or may have not had back during the war.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh! That damn metal plate in my head!
#23 | Comment by Gallowglass — April 23, 2006 @ 10:09 am
Incidentally, I’m willing to bet that Angelbaby has had lipstick on her naughty parts…she just wasn’t the one that applied it.
#24 | Comment by smash — April 23, 2006 @ 10:28 am
shush.
😮
#25 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 23, 2006 @ 10:43 am
AB, you may be a stinky alba lover, but i gotta say, i love your posts. thanks a lot.
#26 | Comment by berkley — April 24, 2006 @ 12:29 am
Now imagine that…
BUT EVERYWHERE.
#27 | Comment by Dex — April 24, 2006 @ 1:34 am
FLAME ON!
#28 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 24, 2006 @ 1:43 am
Kate + WOW = Hoof fetish O_X
#29 | Comment by Crackpot Live — April 24, 2006 @ 7:22 am
Truthfully, not even including the weird hoof, I really don’t find her that hot. at all.
Yeah, I Said it!
#30 | Comment by the Deadly Superman — April 24, 2006 @ 10:28 am
Agreed #30
Her voice is kinda annoying, too…
#31 | Comment by zugy — April 24, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
#30 and #31 are heathens and will perish in the fire
#32 | Comment by Coolstream — April 24, 2006 @ 9:00 pm
i would have teh sex with her hoof.
#33 | Comment by tehpunk — April 24, 2006 @ 9:12 pm
HOOOOOOOF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!!!
#34 | Comment by HOOOOF — April 25, 2006 @ 11:04 am
Hmmmm anyone thought of the advantages of a hoof?
HOOOFY FUCK! That’s right one of the advantages of having two toes is that she could wrap them around your dick and slide it up and down until you explode. Maybe she is of a new race of female who have one foot made for jerking guys off and one made to play with our balls.
#35 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — April 25, 2006 @ 12:19 pm
Has this site become slower to load recently, or is there something hoofy happening on my (rear) end?
#36 | Comment by Fappy McGee — April 25, 2006 @ 12:28 pm
She talks. Wow. You know hearing people who get naked for a living and bite their lip while they look into cheap digital cameras really spoils any chances of you projecting any intelligence on them while you fap to them. Besides that though SHE’S NOT THAT HOT. She has a bland face, her tits are unremarkable, and her hoof is disgusting no matter what you justify it with.
And #14 should stop watching shitty bootleg dvds and start posting more.
#37 | Comment by Pont — April 25, 2006 @ 2:21 pm
WHOOF’S PICTURE IS THAT?
#38 | Comment by bobbers — April 25, 2006 @ 5:58 pm
Can we get a pic of the actual hoof?
#39 | Comment by Jimbo — April 25, 2006 @ 10:09 pm
This site used to be about exposing semi-nude, semi-famous, extremely young celebrities. While i do love Kate and the other stars of sublimedirectory, i say “BRING BACK KRISTEN BELL ET AL.”!
#40 | Comment by Kaveh — April 25, 2006 @ 11:35 pm
Where’s the Hannah Montana pics?
#41 | Comment by rosco — April 26, 2006 @ 12:02 am
#39…there’s never been a photo of the hoof. The hoof is just conjecture. She might also have 24 toes on that mystery foot, each the size of a pea. Imagine THAT!
#42 | Comment by Nerima — April 26, 2006 @ 1:38 am
Nermia, YOU CANT HANDLE THE HOOF!
#43 | Comment by smash — April 26, 2006 @ 2:16 am
42, there is some considerable evidencethough.
#44 | Comment by Jimbo — April 26, 2006 @ 3:22 am
HOOF amongst us dares to question the veracity of the HOOF?
You want the HOOF? The HOOF and nothing but the HOOF?
THE HOOF
I think the HOOF speaks for itself, and HOOFEVER doubts it is just plain wrong.
Ok. That was a bit much. But if loving the HOOF is wrong then I don’t want to be right.
#45 | Comment by bobbers — April 26, 2006 @ 4:08 am
Well that pretty much does it for me. For a while there I thought that third pic was a fake, but I’ll take your word for it.
#46 | Comment by Jimbo — April 26, 2006 @ 5:25 am
hooftastic
#47 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 26, 2006 @ 8:53 am
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Today, a young woman by the name of Kate Smith (of Kate’s Playground fame) was found with her wrists slashed at her home in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Her photographer entered the house at about 11 am when he found her lifeless and bloodied at her computer chair. Speculations are that it was obviously a suicide but caused by severe mental trauma Kate underwent after she apparently read rumours about her spreading over the Web — one website in particular was called ‘F**cked Up Beyond All Recognition’.
When authorities arrived on the scene, they saw the truth of the rumours and the main reason for the girl’s suicide: a two toed foot. The Vancouver chief of police when asked for a comment said quite simply, “What the hoof??”
Kate was promptly declared somewhat ugly for a Internet whore and wheeled off to some underground science lab for mutant-based experiments.
#48 | Comment by sosomuchfun — April 26, 2006 @ 11:24 am
Kate Smith a.k.a. Jenise Hetu
gentlemen, start your googles.
#49 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 26, 2006 @ 11:40 am
Let’s end the conjecture once and for all, shall we?
Proof!
Sure, it could be a fake.. But it’s a good one.
#50 | Comment by een — April 26, 2006 @ 11:58 am
What kind of name is Jenise Hetu?!
Angel, your link is dead.
HOOFSCHOOL PIC
#51 | Comment by bobbers — April 26, 2006 @ 2:15 pm
#50 that looks like 3 toes to me. Therefore it’s not a hoof!
It actually doesn’t look as bad as I thought it did before.
#52 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — April 26, 2006 @ 4:14 pm
50 that pic is fake I believe. Do you know what photoset it is out of?
#53 | Comment by smash — April 26, 2006 @ 8:58 pm
LAWNMOWNED!
#54 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 26, 2006 @ 10:29 pm
Nah, I have no idea where that pic came from so I couldn’t verify if it is real or not. It does appear to be consistent with the other partial (npi) images you see floating around but like I said, it could be a fake – especially when you consider the lengths she goes to to hide it, just to have it sticking out so prominently like that.
Part of me calls fake. The other part is chilled to the very core!
#55 | Comment by een — April 27, 2006 @ 8:57 am
Angelbaby, are you on hiatus, too?
#56 | Comment by exelis — April 27, 2006 @ 11:23 am
im a professional retoucher and thats a fake. there are inconsistencies in the shadow depth and direction of light blah blah blah. but really she’s gross so who cares.
#57 | Comment by wilderness — April 27, 2006 @ 11:29 am
http://www.warmseth.com/temp/bedghost.asp.html
#58 | Comment by doodoo — April 29, 2006 @ 12:10 pm
YAY FOR HTML N00BS!
#59 | Comment by Dex — April 30, 2006 @ 4:27 am
+2 for fix web get
#60 | Comment by Dex — April 30, 2006 @ 4:28 am
Hilariously enough, I went to high school with Karen. Her last name’s Kolf, she still lives in my hometown (or at least visits from time to time). I ran Cross Country with her for 2 years in high school before she quit the team, so when I bump into her on the rare occasion that she shows her face in public, we actually have grounds upon which to converse. I like to pretend I have no idea what she’s been doing as a career for the past several years. It’s really funny watching her bandy around the subject.
#61 | Comment by Fletcher Fox — October 18, 2006 @ 3:50 am
would any of you chicks spare a lay for a lvl 70 gnome mage?
#62 | Comment by massdamage — July 8, 2007 @ 8:09 am
gnomes r coolness coz they are small and cute. lolz
#63 | Comment by massdamage — July 8, 2007 @ 8:10 am