Karen Loves Hoof

22 04 2006

Stumbled across this little clip today starring everyone’s favorite cloven-foot cutie from KatesPlayground.com.

Hmm…I wonder if Karen knows about the hoof? And if so, does she allow it to be used on her in kinky ways which will never see the light of day on their website? mmmmm…hoof sex.

Over on her own site, Kate gushes:

I love playing World of Warcraft, I’ve always been into online games. They are a lot of fun.

ZOMGNOSUCHTHINGASGIRLGAMERSWTFBBQ!!!1!11!!eleven!one!!

Oh, and what would a post be from me without some girls wearing bunny ears? I know many of you do love it so…

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ps. I’ve never put makeup on my naughty parts.*

*this may or may not be true


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63 responses to “Karen Loves Hoof”

    22 04 2006
  • 1.  Jimbo (04:32:27) :

    “That’s Hot”

    –Indeed it is.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 2.  Smiley (04:47:09) :

    “ps. I’ve never put makeup on my naughty parts.”

    Do you bleach your balloon knot?

    Love your posts, sweetie…

  • 22 04 2006
  • 3.  Megite (06:02:17) :

    Love your posts. Can you post more frequently?

  • 22 04 2006
  • 4.  Marcato (06:04:31) :

    Kate is sexy, hoof or not. :D

    But we still need more Emma Watson. ;)

  • 22 04 2006
  • 5.  bojanglesoup (06:10:45) :

    LETS SEE THE HOOF!

  • 22 04 2006
  • 6.  bobbers (06:17:37) :

    I bet the HOOF plays Tauren –

    Kate plays WOW

    Just delete the above… ‘coz I am freakin’ tard.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 7.  bobbers (07:10:48) :
  • 22 04 2006
  • 8.  eamon angelface (07:32:12) :

    I am over the hoof. I decided a long time ago that I would be able to tolerate the hoof.

    The forums are 50% more exciting than her hoof.

    Angelbaby kicks more ass than a Greek farmer with anger issues.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 9.  El Payo (08:23:37) :

    Ask her to add to 2+2 and she’ll stomp out the answer for you.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 10.  AngelBaby (08:35:17) :

    kekeke

  • 22 04 2006
  • 11.  THOR (09:38:47) :

    OK, who is this person and why isn’t she nekkid????

  • 22 04 2006
  • 12.  Saber (09:44:02) :

    HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

  • 22 04 2006
  • 13.  Saber (09:45:21) :

    hoof pt 2 -> here

  • 22 04 2006
  • 14.  Justin (10:48:03) :

    what the hoof?!

  • 22 04 2006
  • 15.  Coolstream (11:06:18) :

    kate is hot, what else matters… if hitler was that hot we would all be speaking german of our own free will

  • 22 04 2006
  • 16.  radish01001 (14:05:26) :

    I’m sorry but the last thing I want to see is a plug for a website for that mutant.
    Regardless of what you say, it’s a plug. Please refrain.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 17.  AngelBaby (14:15:31) :

    oh, so was it a plug when justin posted about her?

    wtf would i have to gain?

    get a life plz.

  • 22 04 2006
  • 18.  bobbers (15:51:10) :

    ^^

    What the HOOF?! That site has nothing to do with the hoof at all — and hey I’m all about the hoof…

    Angel you’re rocking — justin has been teh ghey ever since moving, and posting on the semi-annual schedule…

  • 23 04 2006
  • 19.  Sumdumguy (00:53:14) :

    hooftastic!

    I wonder if she puts make up on the hoof too.

    Also, whenever i see hoof girl she reminds me of leela from futurama…

  • 23 04 2006
  • 20.  radish01001 (01:06:26) :

    I actually have one, or the fact is I would probably be beating off to kate, regardless of whether or not she has a hoof.

    As it is…I meant no offense toward you or your posting skills, but I feel as if the integrity (that’s a joke) of this site is at stake when we lower our standards so low as to even take in abominations of nature such as her.

  • 23 04 2006
  • 21.  Tom (03:15:11) :

    WTF? I just saw this clip yesterday!! What a coincidence man! Not kidding!

  • 23 04 2006
  • 22.  smash (04:57:16) :

    It’s not a plug, it’s topical content you tard.

    I’ve always been willing to fuck Kate, hoof or no hoof.
    :D

  • 23 04 2006
  • 23.  Gallowglass (10:09:11) :

    Reminds me of the clown amputee fetish I may or may have not had back during the war.

    Aaaaaaahhhhhh! That damn metal plate in my head!

  • 23 04 2006
  • 24.  smash (10:28:45) :

    Incidentally, I’m willing to bet that Angelbaby has had lipstick on her naughty parts…she just wasn’t the one that applied it.

  • 23 04 2006
  • 25.  AngelBaby (10:43:19) :

    shush.

    :o

  • 24 04 2006
  • 26.  berkley (00:29:38) :

    AB, you may be a stinky alba lover, but i gotta say, i love your posts. thanks a lot.

  • 24 04 2006
  • 27.  Dex (01:34:26) :

    Now imagine that…

    BUT EVERYWHERE.

  • 24 04 2006
  • 28.  AngelBaby (01:43:02) :

    FLAME ON!

  • 24 04 2006
  • 29.  Crackpot Live (07:22:19) :

    Kate + WOW = Hoof fetish O_X

  • 24 04 2006
  • 30.  the Deadly Superman (10:28:56) :

    Truthfully, not even including the weird hoof, I really don’t find her that hot. at all.

    Yeah, I Said it!

  • 24 04 2006
  • 31.  zugy (12:42:50) :

    Agreed #30

    Her voice is kinda annoying, too…

  • 24 04 2006
  • 32.  Coolstream (21:00:00) :

    #30 and #31 are heathens and will perish in the fire

  • 24 04 2006
  • 33.  tehpunk (21:12:40) :

    i would have teh sex with her hoof.

  • 25 04 2006
  • 34.  HOOOOF (11:04:08) :

    HOOOOOOOF HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFF!!!!!

  • 25 04 2006
  • 35.  BigBlueBalls (12:19:30) :

    Hmmmm anyone thought of the advantages of a hoof?

    HOOOFY FUCK! That’s right one of the advantages of having two toes is that she could wrap them around your dick and slide it up and down until you explode. Maybe she is of a new race of female who have one foot made for jerking guys off and one made to play with our balls.

  • 25 04 2006
  • 36.  Fappy McGee (12:28:49) :

    Has this site become slower to load recently, or is there something hoofy happening on my (rear) end?

  • 25 04 2006
  • 37.  Pont (14:21:30) :

    She talks. Wow. You know hearing people who get naked for a living and bite their lip while they look into cheap digital cameras really spoils any chances of you projecting any intelligence on them while you fap to them. Besides that though SHE’S NOT THAT HOT. She has a bland face, her tits are unremarkable, and her hoof is disgusting no matter what you justify it with.

    And #14 should stop watching shitty bootleg dvds and start posting more.

  • 25 04 2006
  • 38.  bobbers (17:58:49) :
  • 25 04 2006
  • 39.  Jimbo (22:09:27) :

    Can we get a pic of the actual hoof?

  • 25 04 2006
  • 40.  Kaveh (23:35:47) :

    This site used to be about exposing semi-nude, semi-famous, extremely young celebrities. While i do love Kate and the other stars of sublimedirectory, i say “BRING BACK KRISTEN BELL ET AL.”!

  • 26 04 2006
  • 41.  rosco (00:02:10) :

    Where’s the Hannah Montana pics?

  • 26 04 2006
  • 42.  Nerima (01:38:42) :

    #39…there’s never been a photo of the hoof. The hoof is just conjecture. She might also have 24 toes on that mystery foot, each the size of a pea. Imagine THAT!

  • 26 04 2006
  • 43.  smash (02:16:55) :

    Nermia, YOU CANT HANDLE THE HOOF!

  • 26 04 2006
  • 44.  Jimbo (03:22:20) :

    42, there is some considerable evidencethough.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 45.  bobbers (04:08:38) :

    HOOF amongst us dares to question the veracity of the HOOF?

    You want the HOOF? The HOOF and nothing but the HOOF?

    THE HOOF

    I think the HOOF speaks for itself, and HOOFEVER doubts it is just plain wrong.

    Ok. That was a bit much. But if loving the HOOF is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 46.  Jimbo (05:25:50) :

    Well that pretty much does it for me. For a while there I thought that third pic was a fake, but I’ll take your word for it.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 47.  AngelBaby (08:53:53) :
  • 26 04 2006
  • 48.  sosomuchfun (11:24:17) :

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Today, a young woman by the name of Kate Smith (of Kate’s Playground fame) was found with her wrists slashed at her home in Vancouver, British Columbia.
    Her photographer entered the house at about 11 am when he found her lifeless and bloodied at her computer chair. Speculations are that it was obviously a suicide but caused by severe mental trauma Kate underwent after she apparently read rumours about her spreading over the Web — one website in particular was called ‘F**cked Up Beyond All Recognition’.
    When authorities arrived on the scene, they saw the truth of the rumours and the main reason for the girl’s suicide: a two toed foot. The Vancouver chief of police when asked for a comment said quite simply, “What the hoof??”
    Kate was promptly declared somewhat ugly for a Internet whore and wheeled off to some underground science lab for mutant-based experiments.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 49.  AngelBaby (11:40:00) :

    Kate Smith a.k.a. Jenise Hetu

    gentlemen, start your googles.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 50.  een (11:58:59) :

    Let’s end the conjecture once and for all, shall we?

    Proof!

    Sure, it could be a fake.. But it’s a good one.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 51.  bobbers (14:15:02) :

    What kind of name is Jenise Hetu?!

    Angel, your link is dead.

    HOOFSCHOOL PIC

  • 26 04 2006
  • 52.  BigBlueBalls (16:14:22) :

    #50 that looks like 3 toes to me. Therefore it’s not a hoof!

    It actually doesn’t look as bad as I thought it did before.

  • 26 04 2006
  • 53.  smash (20:58:22) :

    50 that pic is fake I believe. Do you know what photoset it is out of?

  • 26 04 2006
  • 54.  AngelBaby (22:29:13) :

    LAWNMOWNED!

  • 27 04 2006
  • 55.  een (08:57:49) :

    Nah, I have no idea where that pic came from so I couldn’t verify if it is real or not. It does appear to be consistent with the other partial (npi) images you see floating around but like I said, it could be a fake - especially when you consider the lengths she goes to to hide it, just to have it sticking out so prominently like that.

    Part of me calls fake. The other part is chilled to the very core!

  • 27 04 2006
  • 56.  exelis (11:23:38) :

    Angelbaby, are you on hiatus, too?

  • 27 04 2006
  • 57.  wilderness (11:29:16) :

    im a professional retoucher and thats a fake. there are inconsistencies in the shadow depth and direction of light blah blah blah. but really she’s gross so who cares.

  • 29 04 2006
    30 04 2006
  • 59.  Dex (04:27:22) :

    YAY FOR HTML N00BS!

  • 30 04 2006
  • 60.  Dex (04:28:08) :

    +2 for fix web get

  • 18 10 2006
  • 61.  Fletcher Fox (03:50:43) :

    Hilariously enough, I went to high school with Karen. Her last name’s Kolf, she still lives in my hometown (or at least visits from time to time). I ran Cross Country with her for 2 years in high school before she quit the team, so when I bump into her on the rare occasion that she shows her face in public, we actually have grounds upon which to converse. I like to pretend I have no idea what she’s been doing as a career for the past several years. It’s really funny watching her bandy around the subject.

  • 8 07 2007
  • 62.  massdamage (08:09:20) :

    would any of you chicks spare a lay for a lvl 70 gnome mage?

  • 8 07 2007
  • 63.  massdamage (08:10:58) :

    gnomes r coolness coz they are small and cute. lolz

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