Now, i can’t say if she was my first ever celebrity crush but she was definitely one of many. In the 90’s, i actually had a subscription to Bop and The Big Bopper. There was this one poster of Alyssa Milano that totally did it for me. This was before that phase were she started doing those stupid skin flicks. Those stupidly fappable skin flicks (thank you Embrace of the Vampire).
Anyway, i remember always wanting this poster. I wanted it so bad. Never actually sent away for one but it’s never left my mind. Thinking about first celebrity crushes brought back memories of this so i decided to see if there were any high res images of it on the googles. This was the only thing i was able to find.
Fuckin’ Bop and The Big Bopper.
Tell me your first celebrity crush so i can go on another nostalgia trip.
So i was watching this retrospective video on the old Flash TV series from 1990 (on this pretty awesome Youtube channel, give that dude a sub a binge watch on nostalgia like i’ve been doing) and i notice in one of the clips from one of the Trickster episodes; this chick (that played Trickster’s sidekick, Prank) that i remember totally having a crush on in the 80’s and early 90’s and i’m like WOAH it’s her, what’s her name, i gotta know her name. And more importantly, has she ever done any nude scenes.
So i hit up the googles and type in ‘The Flash Trickster Girl’ and click on the first link (to IMDB).
Clicked around checking out the cast list trying to find her name. But wouldn’t you know it, her name isn’t listed and her headshot is nowhere to be found on the IMDB cast page for The Flash (1990).
WHAT’S HER NAME?
So ok, IMDB is a bust. Either that or i just didn’t look around hard enough. But fuck it. So i try the google images route. Put in the same search terms and BINGO. First image has her in it. Clicked on the image and BAM, her name is in the picture caption. Corinne Bohrer. So that’s her name. Checked out her IMDB right after that.
Then i saw that she was in Vice Versa, this pretty awesome Fred Savage flick from like 1988, which i remember i had taped on VHS off of a TV broadcast back in the day. Really fun movie. Must’ve watched it like dozens of times.
So anyway, nostalgia sinks in and i’m like ohhh yeahh, i remember her in that movie and i remember thinking she was cute. Vice Versa was a movie i watched a lot as a kid and had always had a crush on her in that movie, never even knowing or remembering what her name was, probably because like the internets didn’t even exist yet or something and how the hell was i supposed to look her up?
I guess the opening credits probably would’ve helped but 8 or 9 or 10 year old me (must’ve been a few years or so after theatrical release since it was on broadcast TV when i taped it) actually bothered to read the opening or closing credits. But whatever.
So anyway, IMDB lists off a bunch of stuff she’s been in. Oh cool she was in Valley Girl? Never actually seen that movie but i’ve definitely heard of it. Saw that she did a few TV commercials too. Neat.
So it’s off to Youtube. Typed in Corinne Bohrer and first clip i see is from Joysticks (1983), a movie where she played a valley girl. Like, woah!
And her in a McDonalds commercial! Goddamn, she’s cute. So fucking would.
Some dude even recently uploaded a clip of her in a Clorox Bleach commercial like a month ago! (August 18 2016)
Dude probably had the same crush i did on her too.
How old is this commercial? She looks fucking fine. Still would.
Then i hit up the trailer for Vice Versa.
What a great movie. And Corinne is cute as fuck in it.
And then i hit up a clip of her as Prank from The Flash. Might as well check her out again in that. Seeing as it was what set me off to search for her.
Mark Hamill before the Joker. Corinne pretty much doing a Harley Quinn. Awesome.
Ok so enough of this. I know her name. Watched a few clips of her from back in the day. Now the important question:
And looking back, there were only 5 posts in 2014! LOL what the fuck!
Don’t get your hopes up, the site is still technically dead for all intents and purposes. Who knows how many posts there’ll be for 2015.
Anyhow, let’s do something new for once. For the 3 of you out there who still come here. Let’s do an AMA, like on reddit except not on reddit.
FYI, as dead as the site may be, i actually still get notifications anytime anybody leaves a comment. And for those of you who still do, you have my sincere thanks and gratitude for taking the time to come here and keep this site somewhat alive.
So anyway, yeah, let’s see what happens. Ask me anything in the comments and i’ll get around to answering what i can.
Since there’s probably only like 3 people who ever read this post, feel free to ask lots of questions even!
Aly and AJ Michalka, Aubrey Plaza, Abby Elliott, Avril Lavigne, Amber Heard, Brie Larson, Candice Swanepoel, Cara Delevigne, Emily Ratjakowski, Farrah Abraham, Gabrielle Union, Hayden Pannettiere, Hope Solo, Hillary Duff, Jenny McCarthy, Kayley Cuoco, Kate Upton, Kate Bosworth, Keke Palmer, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst, Krysten Ritter, Lea Michele, Lizzy Caplan, Mary Kate Olsen, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Rihanna, Scarlet Johansson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Wynona Ryder, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.
This is just a sampling of the names from this mashable article. The full list is apparently longer!
Credit to Bobos? who posted the Lacey Shabear True Boob analysis in the comments of the last post. That True Boob writeup is truly the greatest piece of investigative journalism i have ever read.
What is The True Boob?
Our mission statement: The motivation of the boobologist is to know what they look like. If we say we love boobs, we must love the boob, not the bra. A chest covered in rigid material that shapes the shirt over top is an illusion. And just as eternal life sells religion, cleavage is the trojan horse of a deceptive bustline. Don’t be fooled, no matter how sweet its nectar may look. It’s always better to know the truth. Let’s go and discover the true boob together.
The True Boob speaks to me. Because i love boobs.
As you know, Shabear is in my top 10 of people i want to bang. Despite the conclusion of the article which pretty much says that the Shabear pics from her Maxim spread are full of push up bra/possibly photoshop LIES, Shabear still remains in my top ten regardless.
I almost feel conflicted about someday being able to see her bare boobs, like how we did with Scarlett Johansson, to ultimately be disappointed if they didn’t live up to the imagination. Oh God that would be the worst.
I’d probably still fap, but DAMN, i don’t want to be disappointed! Like, i’ve only fapped twice to the Scar Jo pics! Twice! Now that’s how you measure disappointment.
Anyhow, great analysis of Shabear boobs. Wish there were more of that.
Wait what? There’s more?!
It isn’t just a once off thing and there’s actually a series of these True Boob investigative pieces! Huzzah! Only 4 at the moment but i’m pretty sure there’ll be more in the future, HOPEFULLY.
So far, there’s a True Boob on Jessica Alba (EURGHHH… Angelbaby would like this though)
The Lohan one is pretty depressing when you start thinking about how awesomely booby she was 10 years ago way back in 2004 (which this very website seems to be stuck in). Lohan in 2014? Man, what a waste.
That said, i still fapped to her in that stupid movie she did where she got her boobs out.
This is a pretty accurate depiction of that fap.
You can keep checking back here for more True Boobs.
This picture is from the May 2014 issue of Allure. It almost looks too good to be true. Face looks photoshopped. But if it really is her, HER BOOBS LOOK BIGGER THAN I WOULD IMAGINE THEM TO BE.
Oh and better quality shots of Scarlett Johansson fully nude surfaced a day or two ago. Saw the shittier ones when they first popped up but they were too shitty to fap to. Thought about them again today and decided to google and see if better ones were out. And they are!
In a speech at the Time to Thrive conference Friday, actress Ellen Page came out as gay. “I’m here today because I am gay,” she told the audience of LGBT youth at the Bally’s Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
Would still give her the D.
Also, i’m not ashamed to tell you that i totally fapped to her digital naked likeness from that Beyond: Two Souls game on PS3.
I’m uploading a video of it right now (her ‘naked’, not me fapping). Check back here in half an hour or so for the link.