With all the bickering over cup size going on in the comments of the Amanda Bynes post just below, I figured now might be a good time to offer up a recent photoshoot of a lovely lass who at the tender age of 18 was credited with the following (all-natural) measurements:
I’m sure everyone here has, at one point or another, asked themselves the important question: What would a soccer team look like if it were made up of ELEVEN Keeleys?
Gaze upon the magic that is digital photo editing…
FUN FACT: Keeley totaled her Mini Cooper back in February by running it into a lamp post. Even though the vehicle’s airbag failed to deploy properly, Miss Hazell walked away from the accident without a scratch… 😉
to quote SNL, she is Crazy Delicious.
saw these pix a couple days ago, but its always nice to see them again!
thanks AB
#1 | Comment by berkley — June 8, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
The best barely-known-in-America girl EVER.
(besides, maybe, Lucy Pinder)
#2 | Comment by game kid — June 8, 2006 @ 11:57 pm
why dont you have this picture here?
#3 | Comment by berkley — June 9, 2006 @ 12:02 am
“why dont you have this picture here?”
Seconded.
#4 | Comment by game kid — June 9, 2006 @ 12:03 am
or this one?
#5 | Comment by berkley — June 9, 2006 @ 12:03 am
ewps. sorry, you do have the one in the #5 comment. it finally decided to load the thumb for me. my bad.
#6 | Comment by berkley — June 9, 2006 @ 12:04 am
i don’t think justin normally posts bare boobies on the front page does he?
*unsure of policy*
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2006 @ 12:07 am
Please stop…my willy hurts….
#8 | Comment by geekazoid — June 9, 2006 @ 1:12 am
I’d hit it till it bled
#9 | Comment by Bryce — June 9, 2006 @ 1:14 am
Ah the lovely Keeley, over here in the UK she’s everywhere (not complaining!). Looking forward to see a lot more of her very soon
#10 | Comment by Sliy — June 9, 2006 @ 1:48 am
how come nobody has made a reference to “Come on England” yet? As in “I would really like to come on …”
What’s wrong with you people? Get your minds back in the gutter, it’s getting too quiet down here.
#11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 9, 2006 @ 1:48 am
Woooo British Babe 🙂
Shes very hot and the old phrase “I would” comes into mind 🙂
#12 | Comment by Rappy — June 9, 2006 @ 2:23 am
Sports and Boobies! Why can’t US mags get a hint from UK mags?
#13 | Comment by darklite — June 9, 2006 @ 4:02 am
Never heard of Keeley before but by god is she perfect…
Those are Perfect 10 Boobs…
#14 | Comment by joemizzle — June 9, 2006 @ 4:24 am
Here’s a fact: Keeley Hazell’s boobs are definately bigger than Amanda Bynes’ boobs.
#15 | Comment by Sampson — June 9, 2006 @ 4:31 am
put the pictures in those gallerys like justin does, then put the bare boobies in there XD
#16 | Comment by Derolineien — June 9, 2006 @ 4:49 am
i don’t know how to make those galleries…
;_;
#17 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2006 @ 4:55 am
make justin teach you 😛
#18 | Comment by Derolineien — June 9, 2006 @ 4:56 am
She doesn’t need airbags.
#19 | Comment by kiko — June 9, 2006 @ 5:21 am
Keeley and Jennifer Ellison should have a boob-off.
#20 | Comment by Zorak — June 9, 2006 @ 6:01 am
#14 you need to search older posts for better shots of Keeley in all her glory.
And a movie as well.
#21 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 9, 2006 @ 7:06 am
I didn’t know you had a twin, Angelbaby!
😉
#22 | Comment by alrighty — June 9, 2006 @ 7:26 am
I love you angelbaby, and my penise loves you too!
#23 | Comment by THOR — June 9, 2006 @ 8:54 am
#20 – you shouldn’t mention that microcephalic, fake-boobed beast in the same sentence as Keeley. Look at the pictures again and rethink your stance on this matter. Fake boobs are repeatable to infinity, but Keeley’s yammies are the rarest form of beauty.
#24 | Comment by Helldog — June 9, 2006 @ 8:59 am
Jesus fucking christ…I’m a straight girl but I’d still hit that. Wow!
And yeah, she really does have perfect tits.
#25 | Comment by Jessica — June 9, 2006 @ 9:19 am
for those who are sadly unfamiliar with the wonder that is Keeley, i can offer you this link which should help bring you up to speed…
zomg teh hottsex!
#26 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 9, 2006 @ 9:52 am
i found miss new booty
#27 | Comment by guy — June 9, 2006 @ 10:48 am
DEAR GOD!
http://tmp.4chan.org/hr/src/1149594934460.png
#28 | Comment by fromagex — June 9, 2006 @ 11:06 am
her boobs are breaking down. maybe there was like a month or something where she had the full size and no droopage, but we’re clearly past that point. And these are photos from a magazine, they must look like shit in real life.
and that guy above me totally stole my name
#29 | Comment by guy — June 9, 2006 @ 11:06 am
ha, oh? i’ve been using this name since 1998.
#30 | Comment by fromagex — June 9, 2006 @ 12:19 pm
What is with 28’s Band-Aid?
#31 | Comment by tool — June 9, 2006 @ 1:57 pm
You just earned yourself a special place in my heart for posting those.
#32 | Comment by Kito — June 9, 2006 @ 2:38 pm
I hate america and censorship, british magazines like maxim and fhm show nudity in theirs, and we can’t have that here because it will corrupt us. Fuck!
#33 | Comment by jupiterssj4 — June 9, 2006 @ 7:25 pm
not sure about the bandaid. but its kinda hot.
#34 | Comment by fromagex — June 9, 2006 @ 8:48 pm
well good, i hate posting links. i see 4chan has some stupid leech protection thing. all you have to do is copy paste the link into your browser if you wanna see it. im not gonna go thru the hassuel of typing all the extra html or hosting that massive picture somewhere. you want to see it, you know how to get it.
#35 | Comment by fromagex — June 9, 2006 @ 8:53 pm
nice additional pics of her. What’s with the movie, DisconcertedGeorge?
#36 | Comment by smash — June 9, 2006 @ 10:07 pm
#29 is dumb (and, potentially, needs to get out in the real world and see some real boobs in person)(and strip clubs don’t count).
#37 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — June 10, 2006 @ 3:46 am
smash, it’s here in one of Justin’s posts. Backstage at an FHM shoot. You can see her in motion and yes they still look damn fine. She does talk which is unfortunate but you can mute the video.
and #29 should watch it as well. No Photoshop at work in that video.
#38 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 10, 2006 @ 5:30 am
Yay Keeley! No more Bynes posts.
#39 | Comment by El Payo — June 10, 2006 @ 1:25 pm
Greatest Keeley pic of all?
http://www.beautifulboobs.co.uk/gallery/godesskeeley/aaj?full=1
#40 | Comment by El Payo — June 10, 2006 @ 1:29 pm
JUSTIN!!!!
Hi. I’m sure you have a forum on here, but I didn’t really look for it. I just posted on this post because it was the most recent, and closest to the top. I was just yahooing “nathanism” to relive glory days and I figured I’d check out what FUBAR was up to. Site looks great. And the girl on this post looks good too.
#41 | Comment by Nathanism — June 10, 2006 @ 4:03 pm
Buy the calender, mate!
#42 | Comment by Nate — June 11, 2006 @ 3:06 am
so you all think there are no pictures of anyone, anywhere, with big boobs, no drooping, and no stretchmarks? How can you all live in a world like that? What becomes of a man without dreams?
#43 | Comment by guy — June 11, 2006 @ 5:01 am
heaven forbid that my own daughter does not look like Keeley, cause I would hit it.
#44 | Comment by filthyfish — June 11, 2006 @ 6:40 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhahaHAhaHHA
#45 | Comment by supherhatesjustin — June 12, 2006 @ 2:01 pm
LOL needs more pink. OWNED BITCHES!
#46 | Comment by supherhatesjustin — June 12, 2006 @ 2:08 pm
OH MY GODESS!
#47 | Comment by a guy — June 13, 2006 @ 12:57 am
Now that Keeley is at the top of the page, every time I click on fubar I get a boner.
Angelbaby, you are responsible for like eighteen of my boners in a row. I hope you are proud.
#48 | Comment by nerima — June 13, 2006 @ 4:14 am
^^^
winnar is me.
#49 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 13, 2006 @ 9:25 am
She’s kind of old isn’t she? She must be 19 by now.
#50 | Comment by SpankMonkey — June 14, 2006 @ 8:50 am
You should at least credit the scanner of the pictures, im sure IanCognito would like to know where his work is being used :S
#51 | Comment by matty — June 14, 2006 @ 10:50 am
^^^
then go tell him, Tatty McTattletale.
#52 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 14, 2006 @ 11:14 am
Justin loves it when people bitch about crediting original scanners!
#53 | Comment by Nerima — June 14, 2006 @ 11:15 am
man, why don’t you post more often? It’s been almost a week.
#54 | Comment by Matty — June 14, 2006 @ 11:24 am
thx #53.
yes, we do scoff at ‘credit’ round these parts. speaking for myself, it’s because i feel no need to recognize scanners for their ‘work’. any credit for actual work would be owed to the actual photographer, not some guy with a bitchin flatbed.
to bad yep to bad
#55 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 14, 2006 @ 11:30 am
^^ I concur.
Who the fuck is IanCognito and why should we give a rat’s ass that he scanned this? Credit goes to the photographer and the scientists who genetically engineered Keeley.
#56 | Comment by brew — June 14, 2006 @ 3:32 pm
COMON ENGLAND!
what girl? lol
#57 | Comment by fufufafa — June 15, 2006 @ 6:25 am
i took similar pics when i got my new soccer boots too ^_^
#58 | Comment by rushie — June 15, 2006 @ 7:16 am
I see a lot of boobies.
more keeley DAMN!!
#59 | Comment by EETFUK — June 15, 2006 @ 8:12 am
as much as I like to see Keeley playing with balls, I think it’s time for a new post Ms. AngelBaby.
You can’t make a winning post and then retire!
#60 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 16, 2006 @ 7:11 am
So, who’s everyone’s favorites in the first pic. For me it’s definitly #4
#61 | Comment by SpenceT — June 16, 2006 @ 7:46 am
Keeley has some of the nicest boobs I’ve ever seen(at least in pictures)…and they’re natural too, because I read that to be a Page Six girl, they must have no cosmetic surgery done at all. For most skinny girls, a E-cup would look HUGE but Keeley seems to pull it off and it looks very good on her.
Sometimes cup sizes vary, because clothing manufacturers differ with sizing. For example, I got implants last summer and I notice the variance in sizes. Before surgery, I was ~34A, but somewhat fit into many 34B bras with a tad bit of room; after surgery, I can fit into a 34C, 32D, or sometimes even a 36C(although the 36 band size is supposed to be ~3″ too big). If there was a perfect size, it’d be a 33-almost-D; but no size exists. And 32D is a very hard size to find. 🙁 Sometimes I’ll try on bras and both the 34C and 36C sizes will fit too tightly and cut off the circulation on my boobs, but then later I might try on a 36B that is made bigger than most 36Bs and it’ll fit just fine. And sometimes I’ll purposely get a 34C, even though I’d fit better into a 32/34D, so that it fits tightly and produces more cleavage. Sizes all vary because different companies make them differently.
#62 | Comment by Becca — June 17, 2006 @ 7:25 am
50 fubarians just popped boners for Becca.
#63 | Comment by Nerima — June 17, 2006 @ 9:51 am
#62 too. many. numbers.
Pictures are more useful for explaining stuff. I suggest you post some photos to help illustrate the issue you are trying to explain. Purely for research purposes.
#64 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 17, 2006 @ 2:49 pm
Yeap, this one is da best:
#65 | Comment by Mudo — June 17, 2006 @ 3:05 pm
hmm… pls add some pics.. [ to help us visualize what yer explanin ] ^_^
#66 | Comment by providence — June 17, 2006 @ 11:18 pm
#67 | Comment by Becca — June 18, 2006 @ 6:53 am
Shit posting the html link for the picture didn’t work…OK you asked for pictures instead of numbers to explain what I mean, so just go to this site. I tried posting an html link for one of the pics on that site, but it didn’t work. 🙁
#68 | Comment by Becca — June 18, 2006 @ 6:55 am
Good. Now I can photoshop my penis into her cleavage. I’ve done some collage work in my day.
#69 | Comment by SpankMonkey — June 18, 2006 @ 11:54 am
Becca – how about some shots of your VW van? If you want to wear a bikini and wash it for a couple of them I’m sure # 69 would appreciate it.
#70 | Comment by El Payo — June 18, 2006 @ 3:59 pm
thnkx @ becca
#71 | Comment by providence — June 18, 2006 @ 5:58 pm
Wow Becca you look tremendous. That was a really good boob job. Thanks for sharing it.
Although the true test of a boob job is how the nipples came out… lol
#72 | Comment by Matt — June 18, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
Thanks, guys! 🙂 OK about the nipples…this is gonna sound kinda weird and stupid, but pre-boob job, I didn’t really have nipples! My nipples were very small and flat, indistinguishable from the rest of the areola. The implants pushed them outward a little more, so now my nipples are still small, but they protrude outward. And contrary to popular belief, the boob job did NOT desensitize my nipples at all, if anything it made them more sensitive. I remember a slightly embarrassing situation when I was in high school and hooked up with a (older) guy. He commented in the middle of it “Gee your nipples never get hard, do they?”(I wanted to say “and sometimes your dick doesn’t stay hard” but I was too nice at that point in time) Not the case anymore. I got my boobs done by Dr. Eisenberg in Philadelphia.
I haven’t washed my van yet! LOL but I will keep the picture idea in mind, though. By the way…speaking of VW vans, has anyone heard the rumor about Desperate Housewives’ Teri Hatcher having sex in a VW van?
#73 | Comment by Becca — June 19, 2006 @ 5:18 am
So when do we get to see the new and improved nipples Becca? ;-p
#74 | Comment by Dirty Jer-z — June 19, 2006 @ 1:01 pm
Willa Holland turned 15 yesterday. News I guess.
#75 | Comment by JohnIan — June 19, 2006 @ 3:01 pm
[ …still dro00oooling over the pix of becca hehehe… ]
come on.. post nuder one guyz… there aint been any new update lately..
#76 | Comment by providence — June 19, 2006 @ 8:00 pm
so it looks like Becca is now responsible for all the new boobs on the site now.
First Justin, then Angelbaby … they all leave eventually, just use us for comments and then pack their HTML code and leave … damn them, damn them all!
#77 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 20, 2006 @ 2:10 am
Becca is winnar of fubar!
#78 | Comment by nerima — June 20, 2006 @ 7:39 am
If Becca goes topless here she’ll be the biggest star in fubar history.
#79 | Comment by Matt — June 20, 2006 @ 11:21 am
Jojo didn’t get topless when she visited! That show respect, don’t be a poser girl didn’t get topless when she visited!
But Becca is still in the running!
#80 | Comment by Nerima — June 20, 2006 @ 12:19 pm
Hmmm I do not think I’d be able to post nude pictures on myspace! Puts the my site at risk for being shut down! Maybe I’ll think it over, though…
#81 | Comment by Becca — June 20, 2006 @ 3:04 pm
@ becca
yep.. u certainly cant put up nude pix of yerself in ur myspace account.. although u cud put out pix of them out HERE
#82 | Comment by providence — June 20, 2006 @ 9:21 pm
Well Becca, you can post pictures of yourself on any number of online photo hosting websites for free and very easily, many of them al also private so you can choose who you show. You could also take down the pictures after everyone at fubar has “jackedthemselvestodeath”
http://www.photobucket.com
http://imageshack.us/
http://www.sumpffuchs.com/img/index.html
http://www.theimagehosting.com/
just to name a few
^_^
#83 | Comment by coolstream — June 21, 2006 @ 12:37 am
yeah…take pity on those of us who are uninterested in signing up for myspace just to glimpse boobages.
#84 | Comment by smash — June 21, 2006 @ 2:57 am
Keeley Hazell presents Wimbledon’s sexiest babes
#85 | Comment by EETFUK — June 21, 2006 @ 3:22 pm