With only 144 shopping days until Christmas, I know what you are probably asking yourself:
“What can I get for the special guy in my life that he doesn’t already have?”
Well, fret no longer…let your friendly neighborhood AngelBaby help you give a unique gift that will keep on giving all year long…
I’m talking Shower Boobs. Yep, you heard me…SHOWER BOOBS.
They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model…
My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”
Wow.
That’s just… wow.
#1 | Comment by Arlan — August 2, 2006 @ 11:34 pm
I agree AngelBaby. Major design flaw.
#2 | Comment by El Payo — August 3, 2006 @ 2:48 am
They should make a soap dispenser shaped like a cock…
#3 | Comment by Zahid — August 3, 2006 @ 7:28 am
yummy
#4 | Comment by justin2 — August 3, 2006 @ 9:09 am
You’re on the wrong site Zahid.
Zihad.
Shaheed.
whatever.
#5 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — August 3, 2006 @ 9:17 am
“My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”” -AngelBaby
…Because getting a mouthful of shampoo would be icky? Just my guess.
#6 | Comment by exelis — August 3, 2006 @ 9:24 am
I’m still waiting for the “Lavigne butt pillow”
#7 | Comment by lswalker — August 3, 2006 @ 11:09 am
I never did get around to the butt pillow prototype…
#8 | Comment by radish01001 — August 3, 2006 @ 11:24 am
no shampoo dispensing nipples because fake lactating breasts are not hot. And a strong squirt could kill you. It could hit you in the eye causing you to stumble in pain, slip and break your legs. Then, when the paramedics came around, you would have to explain how you broke your legs squeezing your shampoo boobies and you would then become known in medical circles as the “plastic shower tits” case.
Then the case would appear on TV in ER, Grey’s Anatomy or Saved and you would forever be reminded of the day shower boobs broke your legs. Death would be the only solution to your shame.
However this is also perfect for a soapytitwank. Which is a better reason to have one.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 3, 2006 @ 5:39 pm
am i the only one who is going to say, “What in the Fuck?!” happened to the sites? I leave for a few days and .com is down and .net looks like a pan of smashed assholes?
#10 | Comment by filthyfish — August 3, 2006 @ 10:22 pm
i believe that’s “A CAN OF SMASHED ASSHOLES“
#11 | Comment by Justin — August 3, 2006 @ 10:59 pm
I stand corrected for quoting Mr. Sheen. Also apologize for my rash comment considering the recent fappaliscious posts.
#12 | Comment by filthyfish — August 6, 2006 @ 9:55 am
umm hmm boobjob
#13 | Comment by Eazy — August 25, 2006 @ 10:30 pm