Hey everybody! Joanna Levesque and I are having a blast in South Beach, wish you were here! It sure is great to be rich and carefree enough to go on Spring Break in one of the world’s most exclusive party spots.* Now if I can just get her out of the bars and into a bikini. I had to hold the little lush’s hair back last night after she pounded down about a dozen mojitos at the Delano. Lightweight…
Well, I gotta run…Jojo looks like she’s about to do another round of body shots with the starting lineup of the Miami Heat. What a ho.
Too Much Love:
AngelBaby
*The above scenario may or may not actually be happening.
first? can it be?
i love you, angelbaby!
#1 | Comment by angelstalker — March 16, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
angelbaby is hotter.
#2 | Comment by angelstalker — March 16, 2007 @ 9:26 pm
Wow, she almost looks lite 14 now 😉
#3 | Comment by padda — March 16, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
butterface much?
#4 | Comment by whits — March 16, 2007 @ 10:50 pm
I would like to have sexual relations with her.
#5 | Comment by Theo — March 16, 2007 @ 10:51 pm
Angelbaby, encouraging someone who is still a minor to drink is just plain irresponsible and wrong, even if it’s written in jest. I expected better from you.
#6 | Comment by Smiley — March 16, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
AngelBaby, does this mean you fap to Elfquest?
#7 | Comment by El Payo — March 16, 2007 @ 10:59 pm
Just kidding.
Slip a couple of Roofies in her Mojitos and bring out the strap-on with the multi-pronged motorized attachments. And take some Polaroids. Daddy loves Polaroids.
Yikes…I’m creeping myself out…big time…I’m sorry.
#8 | Comment by Smiley — March 16, 2007 @ 11:02 pm
every jojo post should have a link to those bikini pictures!!!
#9 | Comment by Justin — March 16, 2007 @ 11:38 pm
I Love You Beautiful Jojo.
#10 | Comment by Austin Delacruz III — March 16, 2007 @ 11:40 pm
The bikini bottom looked like a diaper… Highly unfappable.
#11 | Comment by d00d — March 16, 2007 @ 11:56 pm
AngelBaby knows what dontlinkthis.net readers like. yup
jojo is tasty.
#12 | Comment by Xan — March 17, 2007 @ 12:14 am
She may be underage but she has the body of an 18 year old.
#13 | Comment by whothis — March 17, 2007 @ 12:23 am
I used to not like this girl, because of her stupid chipmunk cheeks. I think she’s starting to grow on me some, though, because I’m finding her to be less repulsive. Maybe by the time she gets around to being legal, I might be willing to hit that. Although by then, she’ll probably be some used up, drunk, crack whore to follow in the likes of all the other recent teen celebrities. Oh well. Not like she’d give me the time of day anyway, so no big loss.
#14 | Comment by Pyronuc — March 17, 2007 @ 12:25 am
fapping to the hot blond having a hot kiss with jojo.
#15 | Comment by sfd — March 17, 2007 @ 12:28 am
now i’m fapping to jojo’s feet . got more pics of her cute feet ?
#16 | Comment by sfd — March 17, 2007 @ 12:30 am
I’d go to jail for that.
#17 | Comment by Doug — March 17, 2007 @ 12:52 am
I really don’t get Jojo, but that blonde is pretty nice.
#18 | Comment by Kewtr — March 17, 2007 @ 12:54 am
#14 – Agreed.
#11 – Totally agreed.
She always looks as if she has marbles in her mouth; perhaps she’s storing food for later.
Besides being considerably underaged, I find the hamster cheeks + bikini diaper bottom severely unfappable. I’m all for appreciation, but c’mon – she was born in LATE 1990 for fucks sake.
Sorry, I wish that I could play nice in the sandbox… I don’t judge, but I have my limits. 19 fucking 90 (fact: 11 days shy of ’91) = nope.
What happened to hi-res Scarlett and/or Zooey? At least then I could be a pathetic internets loser within the realm of decency.
#19 | Comment by clash — March 17, 2007 @ 2:39 am
Im Sorry Jojo is not even Hot
#20 | Comment by Dohman — March 17, 2007 @ 2:52 am
Well im sorry but i have to disagree with ALL of you except for number 10. If you guys ACTUALLY followed her career she takes into account her fans opinions all the time. So theres NO way shes going to end up like te rest. I DO believe JOJo will be wel respected for quite a while. ANd besides, its creepy when overage people fap to JoJo. Shes 16 for gods sakes. *DIssapointed* Sorry for the rant. NOT trying to start a debate here. ::)
#21 | Comment by CrowTheWhite — March 17, 2007 @ 8:06 am
Whos the chick in the pink dress?
#22 | Comment by JoJosStalker — March 17, 2007 @ 10:51 am
^^^
you’re jojo’s stalker, shouldn’t you already know?
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 17, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
jOjO is a nO-nO. She looks like she just had all of her wisdom teeth removed. Or maybe she looks like she has Lupus. And I bet she is hairless to boot. 2 thumbs down.
#24 | Comment by HAIRpIE ftw — March 17, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
#22- that is kristin cavallari from laguna beach on mtv
#25 | Comment by Evestay — March 18, 2007 @ 11:59 pm
16’s legal here! and at my age, she can call me daddy… just so’s I can spank her.. 😉
#26 | Comment by garth — March 19, 2007 @ 9:48 am
MMMmmMMMhh that pic with side boobage!!!
Fap
How old is she now?
#27 | Comment by Charlioso — March 20, 2007 @ 5:15 am
shes this old:
*fap* *fap* *fap*
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