Emily Browning

It’s been quite some time since the lovely Miss Browning has made a fubar appearance. Long overdue if you ask me. When is she gonna do another movie?

This girl’s luscious, ripe, pouty lips kill me. I bet you could kiss those for like hours.

You know…if you were into that sort of thing.

Um…perhaps I’ve said too much.

52 thoughts on “Emily Browning

  1. i thought this girl was pretty gorgeous myself. ;o

    #1 | Comment by MarkM — April 7, 2007 @ 12:10 am

  2. Very nice. Don’t like the bangs, but very nice. How old is she? Could be anything and I’m trying to avoid being attracted to too young girls.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — April 7, 2007 @ 12:22 am

  3. 18 and a pierced belly button to boot, arousal is now officially not a crime.

    #3 | Comment by Kewtr — April 7, 2007 @ 12:25 am

  4. I had to actually look up how old she was so I wouldn’t feel bad.

    #4 | Comment by Tyler D. — April 7, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  5. she looks like she could do well in the modeling business….. i think.

    #5 | Comment by JM — April 7, 2007 @ 1:01 am

  6. she is freakishly beautiful.

    i wanna dive into her lemony snickets.

    #6 | Comment by tehpunk — April 7, 2007 @ 1:05 am

  7. I had to Google her to see who she was.

    C’mon, the Lemony Snicket girl?
    Did you guys not see the cover of Rolling Stone?

    #7 | Comment by Theo — April 7, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  8. This post makes up for 7,000 O/0 typos. And like 20 Alex Mauriello posts.

    #8 | Comment by zomg — April 7, 2007 @ 1:28 am

  9. …(googling)

    …sweet.

    #9 | Comment by Xan — April 7, 2007 @ 1:41 am

  10. DAMN! I thought this girl was much younger. 18, 19 on Pearl Harbor Day. HOT DAMN! 15 or 16 in Lemony Snicket movie – I thought 11 or 12. It’s a good post. Would have been better with less clothes. Did I say that out loud?

    #10 | Comment by Webpager — April 7, 2007 @ 1:42 am

  11. loud and clear my good man.

    great minds.

    #11 | Comment by tehpunk — April 7, 2007 @ 2:12 am

  12. Looks like Regina Spektor

    #12 | Comment by draper1206 — April 7, 2007 @ 2:19 am

  13. rolling stone is nice and all, but what about the new emmanuelle chriqui pics that have surfaced? including a … slight nipple slip =O (don’t get THAT excited)

    #13 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — April 7, 2007 @ 2:49 am

  14. well ill be i just googled my granddaughter and this is the filth i find you boys should be ashamed of yourselves emily is a nice wholesome girl who would not give you trash the time of day

    p.s. GO TO HELL YOU SONS OF BITCHES

    #14 | Comment by grandma browning — April 7, 2007 @ 3:10 am

  15. In a lot of pictures, she doesn’t look half-bad.

    But in some pictures, she looks like someone with Down’s Syndrome. True Story.

    Yeah, I said it!

    #15 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — April 7, 2007 @ 4:07 am

  16. 12 – She looks like a less ugly version of Regina Spektor, yes.

    Not that Spektor’s bad or anything. And since I just discovered her, I’m still totally in love with her music.

    #16 | Comment by smash — April 7, 2007 @ 4:36 am

  17. i googled grandma browning and i couldn’t find any good pictures =(

    #17 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — April 7, 2007 @ 4:47 am

  18. Regina’s beautiful but doesn’t seem to photograph well for some reason. She also seems like a very naughty girl.

    #18 | Comment by TAINT — April 7, 2007 @ 6:35 am

  19. It’s true she only looks great in certain pics, but when she does she bypasses most competition easily.

    #19 | Comment by Dead Monkey — April 7, 2007 @ 6:45 am

  20. fapped to her in Lemony Snicket’s.

    Best jailbait in some time.

    to old now

    #20 | Comment by filthyfish — April 7, 2007 @ 8:38 am

  21. this girl has tbe body and face of an 11 yr old– when are you going to admit you are pedophiles? you probably get off on your little sister too.

    #21 | Comment by JJ — April 7, 2007 @ 9:09 am

  22. she looks like a young tori amos

    #22 | Comment by idl3mind — April 7, 2007 @ 9:50 am

  23. Don’t find anything special about her.

    #23 | Comment by Flyboy — April 7, 2007 @ 10:53 am

  24. 21 – I don’t have a little sister. But I got off on your little sister – and she liked it. Said I was better than you.

    #24 | Comment by Webpager — April 7, 2007 @ 11:21 am

  25. @ #21 JJ
    “when are you going to admit you are pedophiles”

    you must be new here

    #25 | Comment by mo-boobies — April 7, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

  26. lol@24.

    #26 | Comment by Xan — April 7, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

  27. p.s.

    does she look Asian to anyone else?

    #27 | Comment by Xan — April 7, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

  28. Is it wrong that I told my wife when I saw the Lemony Snicket’s movie posters that this chick had unbelievable DSLs ? I mean, she does right ?

    #28 | Comment by Freakboy — April 7, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

  29. Nice, she needs to get naked though. Naked > Clothed

    #29 | Comment by Sampson — April 7, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

  30. she looks like a japanese model on first look… and i love it.

    she looks like one of those that “i can spend my rest of my life with”

    🙂

    #30 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — April 7, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

  31. I showed the links to my friend and added “.

    #31 | Comment by Deviant Spawn — April 7, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

  32. She looks slightly like a less-disgusting Bai Ling every once in a while. But yes, slightly Asian. Almost ruined it when I remembered Bai Ling, man I hate her.

    #32 | Comment by Kewtr — April 7, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

  33. ooo angelbaby maybe it’s you who should be the star of the next post

    #33 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 7, 2007 @ 3:27 pm

  34. @28 what are dsl’s?

    #34 | Comment by Adam — April 7, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

  35. 34. DSL = Dick Sucking Lips

    19. I agree 100%. Same with her videos, live and otherwise.

    #35 | Comment by TAINT — April 7, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  36. She looks azn in these pics. And she’s not hot and/or cute anyway so who cares.

    #36 | Comment by Tony — April 7, 2007 @ 7:15 pm

  37. This site has been reported under Cyper tips for pedophilic discussion groups. Your IP #s and past posting history will be reviewed.

    #37 | Comment by 43251-NCPD — April 7, 2007 @ 7:56 pm

  38. ^^^
    Are you using market research to bring us underage girls tailored to our personal taste?

    #38 | Comment by filthyfish — April 7, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

  39. Emily Browning is ADORABLY HOTT.

    Had to go on iMDB to refresh my memory on where i’ve seen her before. INDEEEEEEEEED though, she does have a exotic asiany look to her. She looks JAPANESE!!! MELOVEE

    #39 | Comment by Kaka — April 7, 2007 @ 11:56 pm

  40. #37 – what part of SHE’S EIGHTEEN don’t you understand?

    don’t post here again, fucktard…under ANY of your numerous names.

    kthxbyenow.

    #40 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 8, 2007 @ 12:54 am

  41. How come there’s no coverage of cutie Ashley Tisdale?

    AB, she looks like your type!

    #41 | Comment by Bill Clay — April 8, 2007 @ 1:58 am

  42. #37, if it HONESTLY toon some anti pedo group THIS long to find dontlinkthis.net you guys aren’t doing a very good job… in fact you’re doing SUCH a terrible job it appears you might as well be molesting children.

    dont you’re keen intellects pick up on such things as “There are currently 124 pedos visiting this site right now.”

    GG

    PS. Emily Brownings is hot, like really hot

    #42 | Comment by FUCK — April 8, 2007 @ 2:36 am

  43. i likes me some little girls hauck wooooo dogys im gonna catch you defilin them little girls and puts you in jail

    #43 | Comment by officer fucktard the little girl fucker — April 8, 2007 @ 3:14 am

  44. What I like about her is she keeps her snicket fresh and lemony.

    #44 | Comment by fred — April 8, 2007 @ 3:37 am

  45. # 28 – she has the DEFINITION of DSLs!! But you asked if it was wrong if you told your wife that…. Does your wife have DSLs? Is your wife young? Otherwise, she might feel insecure that you’re looking for a young looking woman with DSLs to take her place.

    # 37 – blow me – and the rest of us. If we were being watched, you wouldn’t advertise it. And you’d have a legit name and contact info. Screw off you screwball.

    #26 – Thanks

    #27 et al re: Asian looks – I think it’s a bit of the makeup around the eyes

    #41 – DAMN!! Check out the pics of her onstage. I really want to know what else she does with that mic.

    #45 | Comment by Webpager — April 8, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

  46. Damn it.. now I’ve got another hot chick to add to my fap list.. I really need to start cutting down.. Emily Browning – no 132.. sheesh.

    #46 | Comment by garth — April 8, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

  47. #44 – lollercoaster.

    nothing beats a tight tart twat.

    #47 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 8, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

  48. I’d replace that necklace she’s wearing with a pearl necklace.

    #48 | Comment by Kito — April 9, 2007 @ 4:30 am

  49. a pearl necklace huh???? is this some sexual code word or am i just a perv

    #49 | Comment by officer fucktard the little girl fucker — April 9, 2007 @ 10:18 am

  50. ^ Probably both

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pearl+necklace

    #50 | Comment by Kito — April 9, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

  51. Emily browning is very very PRETTYFUL!!!!!!!

    #51 | Comment by Logan — April 16, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

  52. i liked watching her being forced to marry Jim carry i bet he liked it too also
    would be a perfect time for some deflower power!
    fap
    fap
    fap

    #52 | Comment by lostboy — March 10, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

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