Two words…
Side. Boob.
Nat gave the crowd a little peek at something called the Lower Manhattan Cultural Council’s Annual Spring Benefit, a.k.a. “The Downtown Dinner,” where they were honoring Bjork. Yeah, I’m scratching my head on that one too…
Sure her dress looks somewhat like a Hefty® bag, and the Band-Aids® on her arm aren’t the most fashion-forward accessory, but you certainly can’t argue with the Portman pertness.
VERDICT: Yumb.
first maybe
#1 | Comment by imgoofygoober — May 6, 2007 @ 4:48 am
Beautiful, beautiful Portman.
#2 | Comment by Shaun — May 6, 2007 @ 4:50 am
Ah, Natalie’s pert boobs. They should be the symbol of the United Nations.
#3 | Comment by hitokirivader — May 6, 2007 @ 4:51 am
Wow. Loli boobs.
#4 | Comment by Mad Escaper — May 6, 2007 @ 4:53 am
Nat’s boobies have vim, vigor and a touch of Retsin! Yay!
#5 | Comment by mister — May 6, 2007 @ 6:16 am
Tasty.
#6 | Comment by THEO — May 6, 2007 @ 7:10 am
*whoah
#7 | Comment by mx — May 6, 2007 @ 7:18 am
I’d hit that…garbage bag and all 🙂
#8 | Comment by A-dog — May 6, 2007 @ 8:13 am
She was teh hawtness in the pedo outfit in V for Vendetta : D
#9 | Comment by YoungFTW — May 6, 2007 @ 8:23 am
This pedo outfit: http://images.google.co.za/imgres?imgurl=http://saltypig.com/blog/natalieyoutube.jpg&imgrefurl=http://saltypig.com/blog/2006/05/natalie-portman-upskirt-flash.htm&h=290&w=400&sz=18&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=cW8DrcQYo0wWlM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dnatalie%2Bportman%2Bvendetta%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG
#10 | Comment by YoungFTW — May 6, 2007 @ 8:28 am
She was teh even hawterness in the pedo outfit in Leon.
#11 | Comment by OldFTL — May 6, 2007 @ 11:28 am
Ever since that striptease I’ve been a fan. This is what those Lazytown fans have to look forward to. OMFG!
#12 | Comment by FJ — May 6, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Thanks for being accurate in your side boob call, unlike some people…
Natalie’s nice, I can’t stand her for some reason, but she’s lovely.
#13 | Comment by Kewtr — May 6, 2007 @ 1:48 pm
She needs to knock this crap off and just get nude in a movie. I’m sure she can find something artistic enough where the story “justifies” it. Closer was nice in the ass-floss, but I wan’t some hi-res screen caps of those nifty little titties they photographed on the beach in St. Barts.
#14 | Comment by Upchuck — May 6, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
now we know why Anakin lost his freakin mind
#15 | Comment by JonKing — May 6, 2007 @ 8:40 pm
Can you believe Moby hit that?
#16 | Comment by d00d — May 6, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
WHAT?! She boned Moby?! When’d this happen?! I’m gonna go into a coma.
#17 | Comment by Jus — May 7, 2007 @ 12:28 am
Am I the only one not distracted enough by her beauty to notice she has not one but two bandaids on her left arm?
WTF, man?
#18 | Comment by Topher — May 7, 2007 @ 1:51 am
^^^
distracted enough to have missed the fact that i mentioned them in the post.
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 7, 2007 @ 1:57 am
I love Natalie Portman
#20 | Comment by JB — May 7, 2007 @ 6:25 am
shes my fav been watching her since i was a kid her fucking breasts are perfect she looks like an anime chick
#21 | Comment by the super cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — May 7, 2007 @ 7:05 am
Kosherlicious
#22 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 7, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
We need some screencaps of that torture scene she has in her next movie. The Pope likes him some Portman booty.
#23 | Comment by The Pope — May 7, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
so hot
#24 | Comment by Tony — May 7, 2007 @ 6:02 pm
yumb indeed, AngelBaby… yumb indeed.
If God actually did exist, I’d ask him to bless you… or something… it’d be all biblical ‘n junk.
But he doesn’t exist, so I’ll have to thank you for the side-boobage directly:
Thanks!
cutting out the middle-man since ’91.
#25 | Comment by clash — May 8, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
Portman>Alba>Beil
/fact
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