Lindsay Lohan

Here’s Teh Lohan doing her best Angie Jolie impersonation…

…or just being wasted off her ass, batshit crazy.

I really don’t see the need for rehab here.

Is that Vanessa Mannillo getting the knife pressed to her throat? Whoever she is, she’s cute, and that second shot is hawt. These pics almost seem to tell a story. Hmm…

After Lindsay forces Vanessa to kiss her, she submits to her passion and uses the knife to slice the spaghetti strap of Hohan’s top allowing her lush breasts to tumble free. Then cupping one full mound with her free hand, she lowers her head and…um…I’ll be right back.

>_>

25 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan”

That isn’t very KNIFE OH HOHOHOHO!!!

also first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 | Comment by zomg — June 5, 2007 @ 3:27 am

That girl is teh hawt, but not Mannillo. Also Lindsay throws my fantasy off with that feathery beard and freckles. And I don’t always mind freckles, that Shawkat chick from Arrested Development had all the goods.

Anyway, nice story, a good read, but I already had to excuse myself tonight once, I’m spent.

#2 | Comment by Kewtr — June 5, 2007 @ 4:00 am

fuck the freckles, id throw it in her.

#3 | Comment by Doug G — June 5, 2007 @ 4:27 am

I wanna know who the ‘friend’ is >.> … she’s very attractive.

#4 | Comment by Troilus — June 5, 2007 @ 4:42 am

hear hear, bring on the name!

#5 | Comment by MIK — June 5, 2007 @ 5:41 am

isn’t that the little sister from 7th heaven??

#6 | Comment by Topher — June 5, 2007 @ 5:50 am

is that a Woman with her legs spread wide Keychain???
Gotta get me one of those

#7 | Comment by Charlioso — June 5, 2007 @ 6:51 am

i just heard, that IS Vanessa Mannillo!

p.s.

aside from lohan cutting her hair and going crazy, she’s still fuckable.

#8 | Comment by Xan — June 5, 2007 @ 7:57 am

Eff you too Ginger Kid, and your ugly implants, too.

#9 | Comment by mister — June 5, 2007 @ 12:09 pm

Thats it! she’s doing this for publicity, she wants her face plastered over every damn webpage, newspaper, and magazine in the world and she will do anything for it. shes still fuckable tho

#10 | Comment by Cyberop — June 5, 2007 @ 1:00 pm

You people have got it all wrong!

This was all simply part of her dress rehersal for ‘Nice Slice – the Julia Child Story’ the upcoming Julia Child bio-pic. This will be an ‘imaginary portrait’ of the famed chef, similar in theme to Nicole Kidman’s portrayl of photographer Diane Arbus in the movie ‘Fur’. Except the script will re-imagine the iconic high pitch, sasquatch-like gastronomic TV personality as a coked up, bikini clad, under-talented and perpetually loaded and stumbling nymphomaniac with an addiction to Vicodin, vodka and Mystic Tan. It will also co-star Harvey Keitel and Andy Dick. Bob Saget will direct.

#11 | Comment by Smiley — June 5, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

I’m more aroused by the potential sounds coming from Angel’s quarters, frankly.. shlick shlick.. mmM!

#12 | Comment by Kevin — June 5, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

That freckly bitch looks so fucking hot and Vanessa too.

#13 | Comment by Wilmer — June 5, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

she’s now come full circle: going from hotter than sunshine in mean girls to skinny, coked-out nastiness, back to hot again.

i thought i told ya, what goes around comes back around.

#14 | Comment by ethan — June 5, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

Old pics .. .pre recent down fall.
Minnillo Regrets Lohan Photo
Behavior

Lindsay Lohan’s “knife pal” Vanessa Minnillo regrets her recent behavior with the young star, according to reports. Pictures of the pair cavorting with knives and pulling at each others’ tops in June last year (2006) were leaked onto the internet last week. But Minnillo, who is now dating pop star Nick Lachey, is allegedly ashamed by her behaviour, which took place after a night out at New York club Bungalow 8. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, “(Minnillo) got caught up in the moment and thought it would be fun. It was stupid and she regrets it. They were only fooling around.”

#15 | Comment by shagmanx — June 5, 2007 @ 6:40 pm