Renee Olstead

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Here’s another girl that somehow slipped under fubar’s radar. Or the fudar, as I will refer to it henceforth.

An oversight made all the more shocking by the fact that she’s quite well-endowed. Cuz, you know…I heard that Justin kinda has a thing for boobs. That’s the word on the street anyway…

Perhaps I’ve never heard of her because primarily she’s been in some TV show called Still Standing, which I’ve never seen despite the fact it ran for 4 years. Justin might know something about it though, because Jami Gertz also starred in it, and if there’s one thing he likes more than boobs, it’s MILFs.

Renee turned 18 a little over a week ago, which means the majority of these pics were taken when she was seventeen. Some possibly even before that…who knows? Commence your fappage.

51 thoughts on “Renee Olstead”

  1. great cleavage…very impressive

    #1 | Comment by ninja — June 27, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  2. DO NOT WANT!

    #2 | Comment by smash — June 27, 2007 @ 12:05 am

  3. ^^^

    fagot. fact.

    …anyway, she;s very delicious. i watch that show just because of her(and jamie gertz). its syndicated here.

    #3 | Comment by Xan — June 27, 2007 @ 12:15 am

  4. one could lose themself in her huge tracts of land

    #4 | Comment by ninja — June 27, 2007 @ 12:24 am

  5. im a break my dick off the damn pictures..

    #5 | Comment by Xan — June 27, 2007 @ 12:24 am

  6. Wow! (and Wow!)

    #6 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — June 27, 2007 @ 12:30 am

  7. Holy hell. I noticed toward the last season she was starting to become more attractive than a girl her age should, and wondered how she’d look a few years down the line.

    Apparently, Still Standing FTW.

    #7 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 27, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  8. She’s a singer now. Who isn’t? But she’s not the typical pop star wannabe. She sings jazz.

    Link.

    #8 | Comment by brew — June 27, 2007 @ 1:49 am

  9. Holy crap, that’s a nice rack.

    #9 | Comment by Kii — June 27, 2007 @ 2:13 am

  10. That is fantastic.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — June 27, 2007 @ 2:33 am

  11. Funny, it’s the pic without cleavage that really shows how ginormous they are.

    #11 | Comment by Theo — June 27, 2007 @ 2:35 am

  12. She’s everything I wanted Alia Shawkat to be.

    #12 | Comment by Kewtr — June 27, 2007 @ 2:36 am

  13. Hooray for Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #13 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — June 27, 2007 @ 2:37 am

  14. Wow. She totally flew under my FUDAR too. Amazing girl.

    #14 | Comment by Bronze — June 27, 2007 @ 2:43 am

  15. good christ look at those tits

    #15 | Comment by shaggy23 — June 27, 2007 @ 2:55 am

  16. She’s certainly matured a bit since her stint on Still Standing. I’ve been watching that show over here in syndication and she’s certainly the main attraction.

    #16 | Comment by Kito — June 27, 2007 @ 3:49 am

  17. she gets my official “MEH” rating. i could do without her. unless she was naked, then i might look, but without an uber twat, she aint worthy of the fap.

    #17 | Comment by MrShadow — June 27, 2007 @ 4:17 am

  18. decent titties. I’d throw it in her.

    #18 | Comment by Doug G — June 27, 2007 @ 5:02 am

  19. I just fapped to these and my cock is still standing!!!

    #19 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — June 27, 2007 @ 5:43 am

  20. Check here out on Olstead.net. Several bikini picx and more.

    #20 | Comment by Fred — June 27, 2007 @ 6:14 am

  21. OMFG!!! she just became on of my top 5 and kicked christina ricci the hell off of there, Hello baby oil!!! good bye old t-shirt, tonite is hoollafapooza!!!

    Why FUDAR???

    #21 | Comment by Charlioso — June 27, 2007 @ 7:24 am

  22. where the fuck have those tits been? and why the fuck didnt we know about them sooner? how do these things happen?

    #22 | Comment by filthyfish — June 27, 2007 @ 7:30 am

  23. she looks to be 2 reuben sammiches away from her ass blowing up.

    but for now, teetering on the edge.

    i’m down.

    #23 | Comment by tehpunk — June 27, 2007 @ 7:41 am

  24. Wow, she’s got a nice set of pipes there.

    #24 | Comment by Whatever — June 27, 2007 @ 8:16 am

  25. good lord those are amazing! Why couldn’t she have replaced geek girl in Hostel 2. Wouldn’t that have been an awesome pic of her topless upside down. someone get her in a cheesy horror film right now!

    #25 | Comment by Smitty — June 27, 2007 @ 8:48 am

  26. her site is a good site.. and she TOTALY doesn’t sound like i thought she would :S

    gadzooks she is hot

    #26 | Comment by Coolstream — June 27, 2007 @ 10:09 am

  27. I’ve been drolling over her for years. She was the only reason I watched Still Standing. I just hope her singing career peters out so she’ll decide to do some movies. I get lost in those babies every time I see them!

    #27 | Comment by cheezstake — June 27, 2007 @ 10:55 am

  28. She’s looking quite fit, great find

    #28 | Comment by Dead Monkey — June 27, 2007 @ 11:01 am

  29. I don’t know how DLT failed to mention her for this long!

    now that she’s not in her “discovering the make up box” phase she is looking damn nice. Especially the boobage. Reminds me of how Lohan used to be before her crotch started to disintegrate.

    And Olstead is a pretty good singer as well. Bonus points for not doing cliched pop chit.

    #29 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 27, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

  30. Motorboat. I’ll drive.

    #30 | Comment by El Payo — June 27, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

  31. @30:

    NICE!

    #31 | Comment by Tyler D. — June 28, 2007 @ 2:13 am

  32. THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU!!! ….

    I’ve been asking for some Renee for a while now. And nobody listened to me!!! OMFG she’s a hot ticket! Listen to her sing, as well. She is fucking AWESOME. Hopefully someone will want her to be a jazz singer in some movie that requires nudity or a few nude sex scenes!

    Check this out – those songs you hear on her site – released in 2004, so likely recorded in 2003 and 2004 – 14-15 YEARS OLD! WITH A VOICE LIKE THAT ~ HOPEFULLY She will work this part too, not just act in that show.

    #32 | Comment by Webpager — June 28, 2007 @ 3:09 am

  33. chick is stacked

    but her face

    #33 | Comment by same — June 28, 2007 @ 3:52 am

  34. ZOMFG! that’s two-tons ‘o’ fun strapped in there!
    I’d hitithitithitit, take a break and hit it again.

    Now all I need is a little leg action to go with it and blammo.

    #34 | Comment by JoeBob — June 28, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

  35. Yeah, I’ve noticed this hottie before. Nice to see her appreciated. Now, I’m going to appreciate with some mad fapping action.

    #35 | Comment by thetacokid — June 29, 2007 @ 12:48 am

  36. Damn. Just…Damn.

    Listening to her sing right now. Holy crap. How is it that I’ve never heard of her before? She is smokin’ hot, and the girl can sing.

    I love the purple shirt pictures, where you can see the snaps on the shirt straining to pop loose. That’s just good stuff, right there. This girl get’s an A+ in my book.

    #36 | Comment by Pyronuc — June 29, 2007 @ 5:18 am

  37. Wait, wait…

    I got it…it just came to me. She could play a live-action Jessica Rabbit in a remake of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit.” With that body, that voice, and that red hair…she’d be perfect. Or at least she could just do a hot photo-shoot in a Jessica Rabbit costume and I’d be happy with that.

    #37 | Comment by Pyronuc — June 29, 2007 @ 5:23 am

  38. o my lord

    #38 | Comment by mister — June 29, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

  39. one more try ay click before admitting defeat

    Click, maybe?

    #39 | Comment by mister — June 29, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

  40. defeat

    #40 | Comment by mister — June 29, 2007 @ 12:33 pm

  41. ^^^
    fixt.

    victory is mine!

    #41 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 29, 2007 @ 1:07 pm

  42. Yum.

    Needs to take the twins out of bondage a bit, though. Any higher and tighter and she might be motorboating herself involuntarily.

    #42 | Comment by exelis — June 29, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

  43. ^^ # 36 – AWESOME shirt. Agree – great snap strain…

    ^^ # 34 – Get in line – I’ve got the stamina to hit it one LONNNNGGG time.

    Let’s pray for a few see throughs or nip slips, but God forbid she does a Spears/Lohan.

    #43 | Comment by Webpager — June 30, 2007 @ 12:40 am

  44. Man, I’d love to milk those titties.

    #44 | Comment by Daddy — June 30, 2007 @ 2:52 am

  45. So, no takers on the Jessica Rabbit idea, then?

    #45 | Comment by Pyronuc — June 30, 2007 @ 4:39 am

  46. If those aren’t fake…WOW

    #46 | Comment by thefilthelement — July 1, 2007 @ 9:58 am

  47. #45 I totally agree with you!

    And i guess i’m gonna have to wait in line for her then?

    #47 | Comment by Pawluk — July 2, 2007 @ 11:32 am

  48. OOh yeah I have squirted handfulls of ball sap in to my palm over this lil sweetie.I love her legs and toes too….mmmmmm good!

    #48 | Comment by al — October 18, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  49. Big, round, soft, squishy milky white titties. Now that’s a meal.

    #49 | Comment by Baalsy — October 24, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  50. Renee Olstead should be a huge star from her sex appeal alone. Those tits, that ass, that face. She’s a hot piece of ass.

    #50 | Comment by Renee fan — January 3, 2009 @ 2:21 am

  51. Where have you guys been?!

    I’ve kept up with her on “Still Standing” mainly because of Jennifer Irwin who plays “Aunt Linda” (I like my meat pale white so no Jami Gertz!).

    There’s an episode where she’s in a red bikini at a pool party, she was underage back then but I thought “Damn, this chick’s got potential!”.

    I’m glad I waited, meat just gets more tender with age…

    #51 | Comment by LordArion — June 15, 2009 @ 7:25 pm

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