Shortly before her most recent DUI/cocaine possession incident, Hohan was photographed at an event for Boost Mobile wearing bikinis and this season’s must-have beach accessory, the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor) bracelet. That straw fedora sets it off nicely.
Right now, Lindsay Dee’s latest magnum opus, I Know Who Killed Me, is rated a whopping 7% on Rotten Tomatoes and pulled down a box-office shattering $3.5 million in its first week of release.
Oh wells, at least she’s not anorexic anymore. Thumbs up on that one, I guess.
Nice hat.
#1 | Comment by phirst — August 2, 2007 @ 2:42 am
i bet that movie is good. it looks good at least….although i saw the simpsons movie. ill see that movie when it comes out on DVD.
p.s.
is it just me, or does she kinda resemble a freckled Natasha Nice?
#2 | Comment by Xan — August 2, 2007 @ 2:50 am
Not a fan. Skin like that at 21 should be a felony.
#3 | Comment by Kewtr — August 2, 2007 @ 2:52 am
^^^
just add that one to her growing rap-sheet.
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2007 @ 2:59 am
Is it weird that I find the “SCRAM” on her ankle kinda a turn-on?
#5 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 2, 2007 @ 3:23 am
good bye foot fetish. hello scram-fucking!
#6 | Comment by tehpunk — August 2, 2007 @ 3:26 am
She needs a good exfoliating agent and something to remove that awful blond hair dye from her hair. Please go back to red… upstairs and down.
#7 | Comment by Topher — August 2, 2007 @ 5:32 am
Gotta love that frekly chest (whole body) good to see those puppies commin’ back nicely, all that is missing is the red
#8 | Comment by Charlioso — August 2, 2007 @ 6:43 am
I often hear people saying she has bad skin… looking over these shots in high res I can’t really see anything to complain about, unless you don’t like freckles, which I do. The scram is cool, I want one. What the hell does it actually do though? Surely it can’t be testing her blood alcohol level cos that would mean it would be joined up to an openning in her skin? And that certainly wouldn’t be a good idea to walk around with something so bulky and easily knockable. My guess is it doesn’t do anything. Its probably fooled by vodka in a water bottle. Heck its probably fooled by drinking vodka from a vodka bottle whilst saying “oh man, good job I replaced this vodka with water”. Maybe it has gprs and beeps everytime she goes near a bar. Or maybe it just plays a sound loop of Dina Lohan going “uh uh uh” in a finger wagging way every thirty seconds, to remind her that that alcohol she’s probably just picked up / about to open would be put to much better use in Mommy’s hands. Maybe it also says “Lindsay, share with your sister”. Yeah I bet thats it.
#9 | Comment by thiessen — August 2, 2007 @ 8:52 am
what about this ground shaking poll: Who’s more white trash? Dina Lohan or the Perez hiltons and Donald trumps who like to look down on her? (link
#10 | Comment by daniel — August 2, 2007 @ 9:31 am
I want to be inside her.
I don’t care what what I contract.
#11 | Comment by Tim — August 2, 2007 @ 10:49 am
boost mobile should use her to promote a new alcohol content monitoring phone
i think i’m on to something….
#12 | Comment by Ted — August 2, 2007 @ 11:05 am
I’d still do her
#13 | Comment by so what now — August 2, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
#11- ditto.
#14 | Comment by The Grim Reaper — August 2, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
she may be a train wreck, but at least she’s pretty. she looks real good in those pics, nearly back to the dream girl level she had a couple years back. all she has to do is get that red hair back, really, and i’ll go back to psychotically obsessing about her again.
#15 | Comment by same — August 2, 2007 @ 2:41 pm
Congrats Dustin on the marriage.
As for LiLo, i couldn’t have said it better than #6.
#16 | Comment by FapTastic — August 2, 2007 @ 2:48 pm
She’s just never going to manage to get back to the Mean Girls hotness, is she? At least she’s not anorexic anymore, but you can see the damage done by that and the drugs all too well. At least she’s not on meth yet, I guess.
#17 | Comment by ZekeDMS — August 2, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
waugh!
#18 | Comment by mayhem — August 2, 2007 @ 4:38 pm
Her body is back to normal but her face looks like shes 40, due to all the shit she’s done to her body in the past 3 years. 🙁 sad I tell ya.
#19 | Comment by shaolin45 — August 2, 2007 @ 5:37 pm
what is the scar looking thing just above her vag in the white bathing suit pictures???? her happy trail has always looked dark but that is just weird lookin…….what is going on down there??
#20 | Comment by marklsu — August 2, 2007 @ 6:50 pm
Props for AB, for actually posting something and having witty comments, but PUUULEEEEAAASEEE stop posting this disgusting specimen! The only other post I want to see of HoHan is her Prison Fisting Initiation!
#21 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 2, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
i think shes starting to look old because of her mom Dina, they look too much a like.
#22 | Comment by Xan — August 2, 2007 @ 9:13 pm
I don’t think she looks that old, but it does look like someone popped a bag of diarrhea in front of her. Freckles FTL.
#23 | Comment by Mike — August 2, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
^^^
freckles FTW,my friend.
#24 | Comment by Xan — August 3, 2007 @ 12:05 am
Just think of the freckles as lots of little targets for when you’re done poking her.
#25 | Comment by Birdboy — August 3, 2007 @ 12:24 am
She looks sickly… what ever happened to the good ole “sober” Lindsay?
#26 | Comment by kaka — August 3, 2007 @ 1:48 am
^^^
you’re kidding, right?
you gotta go back in time a number of years now to meet the girl you’re talking about.
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2007 @ 1:59 am
#9. common law enforcement device, and it works, unlike what you think.
The SCRAM Bracelet has two separate parts:
The first part contains a sensor pack, which tests vapor as it migrates through the skin in order to measure for alcohol consumption. These tests occur on a pre-determined schedule that is customized by the monitoring agency.
The second part contains electronics for tamper detection and system control, as well as collecting, storing, and transferring data via an RF link. A tamper detection strap acts as an electronic link between the two parts and secures the bracelet to the client’s ankle.
#28 | Comment by Late — August 3, 2007 @ 2:32 am
I guess that means you can’t be drunk if you’re screwing her because it would probably set the thing off with your vapour.
I could just see her running into a room after it was set off just in time to catch someone with their dick in it.
#29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 3, 2007 @ 2:59 am
such a fucking shame how hot she used to be
fucking
downgrade
#30 | Comment by TheFallOfLohan — August 3, 2007 @ 5:43 am
Ah, through vapours? Well I guess that makes sense. My next semi sensible guess would have been through sweat. Wonder whether it picks up cough syrups and the like. Surely you have to be pretty innebriated before readable quantities of alcohol are literally floating off you? Kinda like when I come home at 4am, try showering, brushing my teeth and using mouthwash and yet in the morning my wife will still bitch I smell like a pissed up tramp and no fucking way was I at church praying all night…
#31 | Comment by thiessen — August 3, 2007 @ 7:05 am
Ditto on the “scar” looking thing right above her bikini line in the white bottoms. “What up wid tat” ? Did she have surgery? Skin Disease? EWWW!
#32 | Comment by hotrodbob — August 3, 2007 @ 7:48 am
I’m not sure whats worse.. the fact that she is hawking Boost Mobile or the fact Boost Mobile couldn’t find anyone else.
#33 | Comment by Mage — August 3, 2007 @ 10:14 am
Awesome how due to some stupid wedding, we now get pictures that are weeks old.
#34 | Comment by MEEP — August 3, 2007 @ 7:01 pm
no one cared about this hound when this news was first around….. so many days ago.
where are the new Avril ‘cleavage’ pics?
#35 | Comment by texas_burner — August 3, 2007 @ 8:16 pm
The hoe gets into this much trouble, has terrible acting skills, yet she still gets work!!
#36 | Comment by thefilthelement — August 4, 2007 @ 1:22 am
Ewww….I think I’mma be sick.
#37 | Comment by Kreuk — August 4, 2007 @ 6:13 am
For the love of God, please, go back to your “Mean Girls” hotness already, Lindsay! Go back to your natural hair color and clean yourself up some more. We’re missing the Lindsay we used to know.
#38 | Comment by Pyronuc — August 4, 2007 @ 6:27 am
#38- I think that Lindsay is gone for good. In fact, I’m betting good money that she’ll be dead in a year–March 9, 2008 to be precise. (Damn, I could use a blow dryer!)
Lindsay, we hardly knew ye. Fortunately, I can still fap to “Mean Girls” for years to cum.
#39 | Comment by Carl Monday — August 4, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
#39- Yeah, I know it’s just wishful thinking. But she has made SOME progress in going back to her “Mean Girls” look. She isn’t as skanky looking as she was not too long ago. Unfortunately, she’s also made way too much progress in the wrong direction moving towards disease infested crackwhore.
It’s such a shame that so much potential talent is wasted here. When I think of all the glory she could have achieved…
#40 | Comment by Pyronuc — August 5, 2007 @ 11:19 pm