Jessica Alba

30 01 2008

It has been a long time since there has been an Alba post on fubar. Mostly due to the fact that she had dropped so much weight that I haven’t really seen any truly post-worthy pics of her in quite awhile.

Well, thanks to getting knocked up, that came to an end with her appearance on Letterman on Monday night. Props to Cash Warren for being responsible for the return of Jessica’s curves. Let’s hope she keeps some of the baby fat!

I don’t know what reaction these pics will elicit from Justin. On the one hand, he wubs MILFs. On the other, he claims to haet Alba.

ZOMG PARADOX

I hope Justin doesn’t have a stroke.

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  • Author : AngelBaby
  • Date : 30 January 2008


30 responses to “Jessica Alba”

    30 01 2008
  • 1.  Legal (01:55:50) :

    Holy shit first,

    also Alba is =/

    meh

    • 30 01 2008
  • 2.  TheMan (02:16:29) :

    My new favorite MILF

    • 30 01 2008
  • 3.  DoctorOfStyle (02:18:23) :

    i’m almost joining the alba is meh club i thinks….

    perhaps it’s over exposure…

    i still would … but she wouldn’t be at the top of my list.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 4.  Lita (02:21:33) :

    At this rate, I predict her boobs will grow much larger still. She’s so skinny, that this baby weight will go right to boobs, PLUS they will become engorged with milk and get even bigger. She might go to a D cup if lucky!

    • 30 01 2008
  • 5.  JRC (02:28:49) :

    Great post AB. Jessica has always been one of my favorite older chicks.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 6.  Xan (02:37:04) :

    meh

    • 30 01 2008
  • 7.  ZekeDMS (02:39:03) :

    I don’t think she’ll ever look as good as she did in Sin City, but I’d still hit it.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 8.  El Payo (03:13:11) :

    Boobies!

    • 30 01 2008
  • 9.  KilljoyRBC (03:15:16) :

    Damn Cash Warren to hell.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 10.  qwerty (03:19:04) :

    #7 - WRONG, she looked the best in “idle hands” thats when i first knew alba existed. as for the bed-chain:

    megan fox > kristen bell > j.alba

    • 30 01 2008
  • 11.  Xan (03:27:16) :

    how does kristen bell > jessica abla? that equation doesnt compute

    • 30 01 2008
  • 12.  Osi (03:30:14) :

    I’m with #3. And it’s def over-exposure. She’s still hot. I’ve just grown tired of her. Kinda the same with hayden too.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 13.  Groovius (04:57:34) :

    11 - That’s cuz you don’t know hot math

    Jess has a nice caboose and decent lips, and that is it.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 14.  DoctorOfStyle (05:30:14) :

    #10 wrong..

    hottest alba days would be dark angel days…

    made a decent comeback with into the blue..

    but aside from that - she got way too thin now… and in sin city her hair looked fucked.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 15.  JRC (06:00:55) :

    14 - I wasn’t looking at her hair…

    • 30 01 2008
  • 16.  Mike (07:01:53) :

    Meh…

    I’m a fan, but that dress is lame. I can’t wait to see her in a couple months… There will be major faptivity!

    • 30 01 2008
  • 17.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (07:52:00) :

    Lactating Alba = Win.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 18.  Scott (09:08:29) :

    Is it just me, or is her chest fucking purple!?

    • 30 01 2008
  • 19.  MacDaddy (09:10:43) :

    Damn, I must have missed the Celebrity Baby Train, when did she have a kid?

    I had no idea she was even preggo!

    • 30 01 2008
  • 20.  Nobody (13:17:10) :

    19- she hasn’t had the kid yet, she’s pregnant now.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 21.  NBN (15:24:14) :

    Jessica Alba was first hot in 1995-96 back when she was on the tv show Flipper.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 22.  Kewtr (16:29:31) :

    I remember Flipper, she was always looking out from the bow of the boat, looking great. Idle Hands was probably her peak, and she’s been hot but not stellar since.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 23.  Normo (17:32:13) :

    I think the term for her right now is EMILF.
    I do hope she does some preggers nude shots!

    • 30 01 2008
  • 24.  dex (18:01:57) :

    ^ ^ ^
    I already coined the phrase MTBILTF

    Pronounced “mit bilf”

    • 30 01 2008
  • 25.  Tony (19:04:27) :

    Thank Cash Warren for Jessica Alba’s curve? More like fuck Cash Warren! He’s ruined one of the hottest hotties in Hollywood.

    • 30 01 2008
  • 26.  Legal (22:37:29) :

    These pictures don’t really help either. I always just assumed she had the mental capacity of a 3rd grader after the whole brain age thing (she scored 80 wtf?)

    • 31 01 2008
  • 27.  YoMama (01:11:54) :

    I’m glad she’s starting to eat again. Sickly girls with wrists that are about to crack off don’t do it for me! ;-)

    • 31 01 2008
  • 28.  MrShadow (10:35:36) :

    do not want. never have wanted.

    • 31 01 2008
  • 29.  mister (22:43:25) :

    She’ll always be younger than me, so I would probably always do her, unless she goes all Elizabeth Taylor in shit

    • 4 02 2008
  • 30.  EmJee (04:04:59) :

    #5: “older”??

    Dude, we’re talking about Jessica Alba, not Monica Bellucci. ;)

    Anyway, would, would, would. No question.

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