36 thoughts on “Jessica Alba

  1. FIRST

    #1 | Comment by FIRST — July 27, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

  2. SECOND!

    #2 | Comment by SECOND! — July 27, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

  3. SECOND

    #3 | Comment by FIRST — July 27, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

  4. FIRST and SECOND =LOSERS

    #4 | Comment by SECOND — July 27, 2008 @ 2:46 pm

  5. Milfy.

    #5 | Comment by Nobody — July 27, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

  6. Is it wrong to be jealous of an infant?

    And how did this women just give deliver a baby and be already back to being hot this soon? I think she must be some kindoff witch! A milky-milfy, witch!

    #6 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 27, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  7. Excuse my ignorance but can you get herpes from sucking on a titty?

    #7 | Comment by Yuu — July 27, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

  8. ^^^
    no.

    not unless someone with oral herpes and active lesions was sucking on it before you.

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 27, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

  9. Why do all the hottest chicks have to ruin themselves and the rest of their lives by getting pregnant? The fact that celebrities see pregnancy/parenthood as the hippest “fad” or publicity trend is quite disturbing.

    #9 | Comment by jinjang — July 27, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

  10. wow I agree a preggo jessica alba is just super. because it means no jessica alba movies for a while. hopefully this baby will preoccupy her for years to come. btw honor? gag me.

    #10 | Comment by Justin L — July 27, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

  11. griting girl redneks,

    wher can dikkok fine justin the ass-jock?
    dikkok want to asks if justin able to provyde link to suzy’s iamafish webside for dikkok funtime wif pleasure wee-wee apparatusk please.

    dikkok balls heavy, many years keep in.

    suk mi long time,
    dikkok

    #11 | Comment by dikkok — July 27, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

  12. Man the fucking things I’d do to her shouldn’t be done to barnyard animals!

    #12 | Comment by pirho — July 27, 2008 @ 5:12 pm

  13. She meets Justin’s criteria now.

    Big Boobs.
    Milf.

    I bet he’d do her.

    #13 | Comment by smash — July 27, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

  14. Mmm… milk.

    #14 | Comment by Normo — July 27, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  15. i cant beleive you guys missed out on posting that funny ass miley and mandy video spoofing demi levato and selena gomez.

    #15 | Comment by Xan — July 27, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  16. sweet lord! those are some huge funbags
    well she’s my favorite MILF

    #16 | Comment by OhMyDog — July 28, 2008 @ 12:43 am

  17. does jessica get turned on by knowing thousands still fap to her ?

    same with all the other hot celebrity chicks

    #17 | Comment by jsasalk — July 28, 2008 @ 2:36 am

  18. MILFtastic. I’d hit it like ugly, red-headed stepchild!

    #18 | Comment by EmJee — July 28, 2008 @ 3:25 am

  19. Whats with her lips in Pic 5? Looks like she was sucking too many dicks, and they got stuck.

    #19 | Comment by pirho — July 28, 2008 @ 7:48 am

  20. would

    #20 | Comment by lawl — July 28, 2008 @ 7:52 am

  21. Xan,
    I am proud to say I introduced Miley/Mandy to this website and I was mentioning them back when that vid came out. I can’t believe it is suddenly a controversy.

    #21 | Comment by Tim — July 28, 2008 @ 8:03 am

  22. jinjang:

    You mean that only ugly women should have babes? Where is the next generation of lookers going to come from?

    #22 | Comment by ratface — July 28, 2008 @ 10:46 am

  23. ^^^ genetics, my boy! From now on, 1 out of 4 babies will be good lookers. Also, nothing like plastic surgery cant to these days…

    #23 | Comment by JM — July 28, 2008 @ 11:11 am

  24. i meant ‘do’ btw.

    #24 | Comment by JM — July 28, 2008 @ 11:12 am

  25. Her lips look ridiculous. I’ve seen fish with less fishy lips. Jessica Alba might have a hot body, but what is it good for when you need a paper bag to cover that crap face?

    #25 | Comment by Franc — July 28, 2008 @ 11:19 am

  26. Big milky tits and dick-sucking lips. Too bad she forced the guy into a shotgun wedding…

    #26 | Comment by Tony — July 28, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

  27. num num num num num num num num

    BTW does milk from Susan Sarandon’s tits come out in powder form?

    num num num num num num num num

    #27 | Comment by Casey Aldridge — July 28, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  28. @ #27

    No, as yoghourt.

    #28 | Comment by Franc — July 29, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

  29. #28- wrong.

    Cottage cheese.

    #29 | Comment by Nobody — July 29, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

  30. been there done that…next!!

    “news flash” Miley was offered to be the spokesperson of a condom company.

    discuss….

    #30 | Comment by Justin's better half — July 30, 2008 @ 1:35 am

  31. Where are the Hayden Striptease photos!?!?!?

    #31 | Comment by Boo — July 30, 2008 @ 4:09 am

  32. @#31

    Better question… who wants to see a stripping dwarf?

    #32 | Comment by Franc — July 30, 2008 @ 11:02 am

  33. ^^I would if it looks like Hayden. I mean, come on, she puts Smurfette to shame.

    #33 | Comment by Evil Monkey — July 30, 2008 @ 11:16 am

  34. Oh yeah…

    Here’s hoping that she decides to end her post-partum “I’m so fat and ugly” depression by getting those baby’s out.

    #34 | Comment by mister — July 30, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

  35. She’s 27. Physiologically 27 is probably the perfect age to have a baby.

    Justin stick more of that Selena Gomez chick on here.

    I’m trying to work out if she’s potentially hot or just annoying. I’ve started watching that Harry Potter rip-off show. It made me laugh once or twice, which constitutes a fucking miracle for Disney these days.

    #35 | Comment by cobalt — July 30, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

  36. The only magic trick I want Selena to do is to make my dick disappear…down her throat.

    #36 | Comment by Walt — July 30, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

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