Katy Perry

Katy’s mom is most definitely NOT PLEASED with the whole “I Kissed A Girl” thing.

“I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray.”

Mrs. Perry, you’re probably gonna want to avoid looking at these pics of your little girl…

Why don’t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

Boo. ๐Ÿ™

62 thoughts on “Katy Perry

  1. I LOVE DICK!!!!!!!!!

    #1 | Comment by Mike — September 30, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

  2. “Why donโ€™t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

    Boo. :(”

    Uh… because you are not really a girl… OR… because you are a fat ugly girl. You tell us… which is it?

    first?

    #2 | Comment by disgusted — September 30, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

  3. i approve of her juggs

    #3 | Comment by xon — September 30, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

  4. It may be a longshot but…. Lesbo sex tape PLEAAAASE!!

    #4 | Comment by Crackpot — September 30, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

  5. weren’t these up before? i was wondering where they went to.

    #5 | Comment by dizzle — September 30, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

  6. she’s hottt!!!

    #6 | Comment by Xan — September 30, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

  7. i want to drop on her tits.

    they’re amazing.

    #7 | Comment by cntrlv — September 30, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

  8. GREAT legs…..god I want those….

    #8 | Comment by pokeher — September 30, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

  9. She is positively droolworthy. Overplayed, but droolworthy.

    #9 | Comment by exelis — September 30, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

  10. Gee, Mrs. Perry, do you get homophobic very much?

    That article says:

    [Katy’s mom] doesn’t approve of the racy outfits the 23-year-old singer wears on stage. She adds, “Some are too revealing and her father has had words with her about it. Like any child she is going through a period of rebellion. I think she acts and says certain things to be provocative and to shock.”

    Mrs. Perry, you are an idiot. Children rebel when they’re teenagers, or younger. SHE’S NOT A CHILD! SHE’S 23!

    Katy, you go right ahead and get naked with those girls. As long as there’s someone nearby with a camera, we’ll all get to see them and it’ll be win-win. Especially those topless shots. Wow!

    #10 | Comment by Bon Vivant — September 30, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

  11. #2 – no…not first. you fail. first fucktard maybe.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 30, 2008 @ 2:41 pm

  12. I came in her mothers fuckin mouth last night…she gulped it all down

    #12 | Comment by al — September 30, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

  13. She looks kinda like she could be a Deschanel sister in a couple of these pics.

    #13 | Comment by Nobody — September 30, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  14. THESE BOOBIES! THESE GODDAMNED BOOBIES!!

    #14 | Comment by BOB — September 30, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  15. Her next tune after meeting “The MacDaddy”

    “I went ass-to-mouth last night….and I liked it!”

    #15 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 30, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

  16. “What a bitch… I cheer Katy for being a free spirit and doing as she pleases, despite, or directly opposed, what he parents want for her.”

    #16 | Comment by Ryu — September 30, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

  17. Thanks for the tidbit about her mother, Perez. Needs more tittay…and MackRo…and JoJo

    #17 | Comment by Like sands in the hourglass — September 30, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

  18. I’ll be bowing my head & praying along with her mom… for her to take her effin’ top off and show the world those puppies.

    #18 | Comment by Smiley — September 30, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

  19. katy got her breasts all plastered up to make a mold right… i remeber the vid from a while back…

    did they sell the bust yet?

    #19 | Comment by coolstream — September 30, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

  20. #1 – not cool

    #20 | Comment by Mike — September 30, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

  21. I didn’t like her… until just now! But I still won’t be listening to her music lol

    #21 | Comment by carantmal — September 30, 2008 @ 5:39 pm

  22. I’ve never met or even seen Katy Perry’s mom, but I’d like to thank her for giving Katy her rockin’ tits.

    #22 | Comment by Tony — September 30, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

  23. I love this girl. Her blogs on YouTube are even better.

    #23 | Comment by rye — September 30, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

  24. Weird that the song is a hit, considering the similar “I Kissed a Girl” by Jill Sobule was a hit in ’95. Not very original (even though both songs are terrible). At least the girl is cute.

    #24 | Comment by Rey Fox — September 30, 2008 @ 6:32 pm

  25. Dear Mrs. Perry,

    Rot In Hell

    #25 | Comment by Buht sechs — September 30, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

  26. Wow #24, who fucked your mom and made you a music critic?

    #26 | Comment by darkstar — September 30, 2008 @ 6:47 pm

  27. ^^^ By your retarded logic, it would be his father.

    #27 | Comment by Grateful Dead sucks — September 30, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

  28. Who? What? Who?

    #28 | Comment by sminkypinky — September 30, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

  29. Are those double D’s? Katy you are hot.

    #29 | Comment by kack — September 30, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

  30. So, rampant homophobia AND no appreciation of irony whatsoever – way to exemplify two American stereotypes, mom!

    Isn’t this girl like 23/24? STFU Perry Parents.

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — September 30, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

  31. This statement is untrue.

    Katy Perry was on the Howard Stern show about a month ago, and they got her Mom on the phone to explain that quote, and she said the tabloids made it up after Perry’s song became a hit.

    #31 | Comment by radish01001 — September 30, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

  32. “I think she acts and says certain things to be provocative and to shock.โ€
    Hmm…It’s almost like she’s in the music business. You could add to that statement “and to sell”. I mean, her first album was a gospel album so what does that tell you about her?

    I watched her video and she didn’t kiss a girl. In fact, it’s been a couple of months since the album came out and she still hasn’t given us any proof of her kissing girls, not even at the VMAs where kissing girls has become a part of the ceremony. Until I see proof, I don’t believe she kissed a girl, AND I DONT LIKE THAT!

    #32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 30, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

  33. Nice tits though.

    #33 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 30, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

  34. katy perry… you are hot. WHERE CAN I FIND MORE PICTURES OF HER IN THE TRANSPARENT SHIRT?

    #34 | Comment by WORD — September 30, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

  35. YAY!!! Big titties are big fun. YAY!!!

    #35 | Comment by mister — September 30, 2008 @ 9:11 pm

  36. I know she’s just faking the whole lesbo thing, but I don’t give a crap. She’s got money, big jugs, and her only ticket to success requires her to kiss every pseudo-dyke out there. And everyone knows she’s fake, so the only “dykes” at her shows are hot sorority girls trying to turn on the boys … not shaved headed bull-dykes that reduce your boner to the size of a tic tac. So, in closing, I want to see her naked and chowing down on some 19 year olds honeypot pronto.

    #36 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 30, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

  37. #10, #30 and all you “homophob” labelers elsewhere are total losers. There’s no fear (phobia) of gays! It’s just plain old disgust and to most it’s repulsive (God I hope guy on guy never becomes appealing like girl on girl has). There’s a big difference between tolerance and acceptance. Tolerate? OK, maybe. Accept? Never!! As #36 says, she’s not really even gay. She’s just doing it to get attention and make money because it’s chic.

    Great rack by the way. As a full-blooded hetero, I’d love to have my way with those funbags!

    #37 | Comment by Timmyyyy — September 30, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

  38. what nice natural boobs

    wtb nude pics plz

    ps who is she again?

    #38 | Comment by Ouch — September 30, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

  39. “37… That’s homophobia dude, and I’d have to say, you’re probably a little insecure all things considered. Oh, and, in reference to ‘(God I hope guy on guy never becomes appealing like girl on girl has)’ read some yaoi. It’s a REALLY big genre in Japan and among young adult females in America. Funny thing is, yaoi stands for ‘yama-nashi, ochi-nashi, imi-nashi’, ‘no climax, no meaning, no point’, but that doesn’t make it any less popular.”

    #39 | Comment by Ryu — October 1, 2008 @ 2:19 am

  40. FACT: Chicks dig Yaoi.

    #40 | Comment by darkstar — October 1, 2008 @ 4:50 am

  41. I agree with #3. She has got a nice set of tits. Wish that last photo was a high res.

    #41 | Comment by pirho — October 1, 2008 @ 7:09 am

  42. “Why donโ€™t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?”

    because you are an asian man living in dubai.

    #42 | Comment by asvz — October 1, 2008 @ 8:00 am

  43. #37

    “I’m not racist, I’m just not comfortable with a black president!”

    “I’m not anti-semitic, I’d just rather put them in gas chambers!”

    Prejudiced, much?

    #43 | Comment by cobalt — October 1, 2008 @ 8:06 am

  44. exactly!
    preferring mccain to obama is the same as the holocaust!

    #44 | Comment by dsvA — October 1, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

  45. 44, He didn’t say anything about which candidate was preferred. One can prefer McCain for the issues (though I’m not sure how that’s possible) and still be comfortable with the concept of a black president.

    #45 | Comment by exelis — October 1, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

  46. please stop the politicking in my perfectly nice boob post.

    no one gives a shit who any of you think will make a better president, the giant douche or the turd sandwich. if you feel the urgent need to rant about that, go find yourself a nice political blog. kthxbai.

    #46 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 1, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  47. >> Why donโ€™t my nights out with the girls ever wind up looking like that?

    Because the loyal readers of dont link this would move heaven & earth to hunt you down & get some. :->

    #47 | Comment by Flyboy — October 1, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

  48. Right Angelbaby, stop this political shit.
    Much more interesting is how you look like.
    I can do without Justin , but you are very interesting.
    Post a pic of yourself

    #48 | Comment by walker4409 — October 1, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

  49. 46 – but what if they start talking about Palin? Then they could be talking about both politics and a random bimbo. Who knows if her campaign gets desperate maybe she’ll have to admit to having kissed a girl to get some attention as well.

    #49 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 1, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  50. #43

    Latin translation

    Homo = same
    Phobia = fear

    Homophobia is therefore, by definition, a fear of the same. All I said is “there’s no fear”. I had a gay room mate before and he was a nice person. I, like most, just don’t want it flaunted. Whatever someone chooses to do behind closed doors is their own business. Katy Perry is just flaunting being gay because it’s chic and it sells. And not a bit of insecurity. Like I said, it’s just plain old disgust.

    #50 | Comment by Timmyyyy — October 1, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

  51. ^^^^
    ooops…I meant #39

    #51 | Comment by Timmyyyy — October 1, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  52. Hey Timmyyyy, just because you’re terrified of people finding out that you have the hots for men doesn’t mean that everyone else has to hide themselves away too. Since when did your insecurity rule the world?

    The worst kind of loathing is self-loathing.

    If heteros can get it on on our screens then homos should be able to as well. (Especially if they have gams as tasty as Katy’s!)

    #52 | Comment by EmJee — October 2, 2008 @ 3:38 am

  53. Some people say McCain is Dr. Evil in a (not very convincing) disguise.

    Their identical voices gives it away. Look it up, it’s true.

    #53 | Comment by cobalt — October 2, 2008 @ 5:27 am

  54. I’d do what what in her butt

    #54 | Comment by OhMyDog — October 2, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

  55. Hey Emjee,

    Just because I say you can lick my nutsack doesn’t make me gay…so lick my hairy balls! ๐Ÿ™‚

    #55 | Comment by Timmyyyy — October 2, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

  56. ^^^
    Interesting that you’re not actually denying what I suggested.

    Could these be the first baby steps in shedding that fear and accepting your desires as natural and good? Let’s hope so! ๐Ÿ™‚

    #56 | Comment by EmJee — October 3, 2008 @ 4:13 am

  57. You know, I didn’t want to like her cause I hate that song, but she is seriously smoking hot.

    #57 | Comment by Sharky — October 3, 2008 @ 9:25 am

  58. howcome she’s never actually kissing girls, though?

    #58 | Comment by joeblow — October 3, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

  59. #56

    It’s a miracle EmJee. You should get a show like Dr. Phil. How can I thank you for making me realize I like chiseled hairy butts instead of round smooth ones. Katy Perry’s rack is somehow unappealing now as well. I feel so free and have this sudden desire to redecorate my house.

    See you over at sweatymen.com big fella!

    #59 | Comment by Timmyyyy — October 3, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

  60. Since we all agree her music sucks, but she’s well known and has fantastic tits, she’s probably, what, a couple years away from appearing in Playboy?

    #60 | Comment by Dance 69 — October 3, 2008 @ 5:04 pm

  61. Her’s is some of the crappiest music I’ve ever heard.

    I like the original better, Zooey Deschanel. And she can sing better.

    But good for Perry for ignoring her batshit insane parents.

    #61 | Comment by d00d — October 3, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  62. Mbrrr!! Mbrrrr

    Im motor boating those beautiful Knockers!!

    #62 | Comment by Charlioso — October 19, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

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