Mila Kunis

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Yumby cleavage from the red carpet at the premiere of Mila’s latest, Max Payne.

This can’t possibly be as bad a movie as Marky Mark’s last one.

The Happening? More like The Crappening.

49 thoughts on “Mila Kunis”

  1. The Crappening? Really? *crickets*

    Oh, and I’m starting to like Mila… as long as she isn’t speaking.

    #1 | Comment by Dex — October 15, 2008 @ 2:32 am

  2. I love everything about Mila except her lack of any ass. But she is pretty great straight-on.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — October 15, 2008 @ 2:40 am

  3. Very nice. Much better than Kristen Bell.

    #3 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 3:10 am

  4. Her eyes are different colours. FREAK.

    Still would.

    #4 | Comment by Jenesis — October 15, 2008 @ 3:17 am

  5. Also, this is kinda old news, but still funny (to me, at least):

    LOL Marky Mark

    #5 | Comment by Nobody — October 15, 2008 @ 3:52 am

  6. Marky Mark committed hate crimes against azns when he was sixteen.

    FACT.

    #6 | Comment by zilch — October 15, 2008 @ 5:32 am

  7. Definitely better than a moose Kristen Bell, if a little too Slavic for my tastes. Mila would play an excellent femme fatale in a Bond movie, though. Her agent really ought to make that happen sometime.

    #7 | Comment by cobalt — October 15, 2008 @ 6:50 am

  8. Definitely better than a moose Kristen Bell, if a little too Slavic for my tastes. Mila would play an excellent femme fatale in a Bond movie, though. Her agent really ought to make that happen sometime.

    …except who wants to hear Meg Griffin in a Bond movie?

    #8 | Comment by Fiction — October 15, 2008 @ 7:29 am

  9. Cleavage?
    …
    Oh!
    …
    Kind of?

    #9 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — October 15, 2008 @ 7:40 am

  10. Cleavage is nice, but a nip slip on the Red Carpet is better.

    #10 | Comment by pirho — October 15, 2008 @ 7:49 am

  11. ‘Bout damn time. We need more Mila Kunis. Damn Macaulky and his luck.

    #11 | Comment by Mage — October 15, 2008 @ 9:01 am

  12. Want want want!

    #12 | Comment by Jap-Jay — October 15, 2008 @ 10:53 am

  13. Thanks for that AB, Mila has been steadily climbing to the top of my fap list since that Sarah Marshall movie.

    To think I never cared much for her on that 70’s show. I guess some girls do get better with age. Well, until they peak.

    #13 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 15, 2008 @ 11:12 am

  14. Very Angelina, Miss Kunis.

    #14 | Comment by Joe Cick-a-bucket — October 15, 2008 @ 11:15 am

  15. Holy shit, this time a girl with zombie-eyes.
    Whats next….dawn of the dead- recon ?

    #15 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 11:38 am

  16. she has a kind chin

    #16 | Comment by professor snip — October 15, 2008 @ 11:54 am

  17. …until it falls off

    #17 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

  18. Way too annoying for me. #2 is right…no ass. And so is # 1, she’s ok as long as she doesn’t open her mouth except for some frenzied McLovin’

    #18 | Comment by Timmyyyy — October 15, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

  19. Does anyone know where I can get an AK-47 and the directions to Macaulay Culkin’s house?

    #19 | Comment by Tony — October 15, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

  20. The question is if she´s a fast zombie or an
    oldfashioned slow zombie ?

    #20 | Comment by walker4409 — October 15, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

  21. aye, no ass.. i’m an ass man!! Mila in real life – fail, oddly Meg Griffin = would.

    #21 | Comment by garth2k — October 15, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

  22. Hot, but the voice is annoying.

    #22 | Comment by Huron — October 15, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

  23. Tony, if there’s one thing I have learned from watching movies, it’s that you don’t go breaking into Macaulay Culkin’s house

    #23 | Comment by zomg — October 16, 2008 @ 12:07 am

  24. “Good call, zomg.”

    #24 | Comment by Ryu — October 16, 2008 @ 12:15 am

  25. #23 – that is the funniest comment i’ve read on here in a LONG time!

    #25 | Comment by Topher — October 16, 2008 @ 12:55 am

  26. Some very good shots of her heterochromia!

    #26 | Comment by Lita — October 16, 2008 @ 12:58 am

  27. This site often has no tits-chicks in here, so I can handle the occasional no ass. Unfortunately the ass-job isn’ quite as common as the boob-job.

    Oh well, the rest of her is pretty close to perfect, so I’ll accept the no ass. Hey it’s like dealing with a butterface, where you would turn her around and hit it doggy style. No ass so you just fuck her from the front.

    #27 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 16, 2008 @ 2:39 am

  28. Damn, a zombiefuck. Never heard of that. What if she
    becomes pregnant from you? You´ll get a kid that
    bites your head off. For any reason zombies never eat
    each other but only living people. She´s a man eater..
    watch her!

    #28 | Comment by walker4409 — October 16, 2008 @ 11:55 am

  29. I would tap her all night long….soooooooooo hot

    #29 | Comment by rodrigo — October 16, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

  30. I heard her in Family Guy last night and wanted to nail her voice.

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — October 17, 2008 @ 4:33 am

  31. I think she could use a little more fake-tan.

    #31 | Comment by James — October 17, 2008 @ 4:44 am

  32. I would paster her face like a Jackson Pollack masterpiece. Ukranian ass is hot.

    #32 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — October 17, 2008 @ 10:23 am

  33. Who do you think is hotter: Mila Kunis or Rachel Bilson?

    #33 | Comment by Leon — October 17, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

  34. I think Mila’s cuter, but Bilson’s got a better body. She’s got a little bit more of an ass. They’re both good, though.

    #34 | Comment by Nobody — October 17, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  35. she’s aight though. like the glow on the face..i know it’s make up but honey looks guud..

    #35 | Comment by fit celebs — October 17, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  36. It’s funny I always found Mila Kunis and Rachel Bilson to be similar. Always liked Bilson more, but lately Mila has REALLY grown on me. I’ll have to be indecisive and take the threesome vote. I’d probably lose my mind if I ever saw those two making out.

    #36 | Comment by Evil Monkey — October 18, 2008 @ 1:36 am

  37. lita gets word points for using the word “heterochromia” in a sentence

    #37 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — October 18, 2008 @ 4:07 am

  38. I’ve always liked her. She has a mouth that could pull a diesel locomotive through a piece of elbow macaroni.

    #38 | Comment by yadontstop — October 18, 2008 @ 8:47 am

  39. Babe´s got zombie-eyes but her mouth is okay.
    Better than Brangelinas howler monkey mouth
    anyway

    #39 | Comment by walker4409 — October 18, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

  40. ^STFU fucking faggot.

    I wanna bang Mila until she becomes my sex zombie.

    #40 | Comment by 9044reklaw — October 19, 2008 @ 12:18 am

  41. After banging with you she´s a zombie on all
    accounts. But i think she wouldn´t bang with an
    idiot who makes her such a compliment. But you
    could bang your own asshole with a poster of
    Mila, i think she wouldn´t mind that.

    #41 | Comment by walker4409 — October 19, 2008 @ 4:44 am

  42. Kunis has her moments but Bilson is hotter in every way: huge Anime-eyes, a mile-wide smile and her cute little-girl accent. Bilson FTW.

    #42 | Comment by cobalt — October 19, 2008 @ 9:24 am

  43. #32 love the Pollack reference. That’s probably the most artsy allusion ever made on this site, with the exception of Walker quoting Nietzsche.

    #43 | Comment by cobalt — October 19, 2008 @ 9:26 am

  44. Ever since Forgetting Sarah Marshall I’ve wanted to do things to Mila Kunis that would be immoral in most states, illegal in some. She’s all kinds of hotness.

    #44 | Comment by EmJee — October 19, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  45. Mila is hot, but Bilson is all kinds of hot & cute. Check her out in that stupid Zach Braff movie for some fap action.

    #45 | Comment by Flyboy — October 20, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

  46. Very nice.

    #46 | Comment by ziapps — October 21, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

  47. crappening?
    oldjoke is old, justin.

    #47 | Comment by edc — October 23, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

  48. WOW… nice baby 🙂
    I’ve found Mila Kunis Nude Video ’09 for FREE

    > > > http://milakunis-naked.blogspot.com

    good quality…

    #48 | Comment by Antonella — November 9, 2009 @ 4:52 pm

  49. #48 = cancer

    #49 | Comment by cobalt — November 9, 2009 @ 6:19 pm

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