44 thoughts on “Miley Cyrus

  1. Sweat lubricates.
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    #1 | Comment by AB Lover — March 2, 2009 @ 3:02 am

  2. Weird, these pictures seem to be kinda hot. I think it’s the fact that the sunglasses hide half of her face.

    #2 | Comment by Nobody — March 2, 2009 @ 3:20 am

  3. Yep ,Nothing like sweaty teen boobs! [reaches for the Kleenex]

    #3 | Comment by Brian — March 2, 2009 @ 3:38 am

  4. Yeah, I’m normally in the Miley = Fugly party, but hot sweaty teen cleavage is still hot sweaty teen cleavage.

    If only this was a video and not still photos, because then it could be hot sweaty bouncy teen cleavage. Which is probably the best kind of cleavage there is.

    #4 | Comment by evil monkey — March 2, 2009 @ 3:55 am

  5. I’d lick it

    #5 | Comment by Asmerith — March 2, 2009 @ 6:29 am

  6. It’s nice that they let her out of the stall for some exercise. I hope she got a shiny apple and a nice brushing when she was done.

    #6 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — March 2, 2009 @ 7:14 am

  7. mmmmm, sweaty cleavage, ahgghghghghg….

    #7 | Comment by Pirho — March 2, 2009 @ 7:16 am

  8. ha, she runs like a gurl.

    #8 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 2, 2009 @ 7:55 am

  9. I should have gone running more when I was 16. In addition to the health benefits these pictures prove I would also have met girls like Miley, glistening with sweat.

    As it was I must have spent 95% of my time playing Quake 3 death matches and fapping to Mandy Moore as a blonde. Excellent!

    #9 | Comment by cobalt — March 2, 2009 @ 8:25 am

  10. I hate the squirmy little fuck who stole those pictures of her and then didn’t just anonymously release them. What was it, train-req?

    #10 | Comment by Lock — March 2, 2009 @ 8:39 am

  11. The Egotastic guy made a reference about Justin in his post, LOL!

    #11 | Comment by Samus — March 2, 2009 @ 10:01 am

  12. Ya Miley doesnt do much for me, but dem hooters is lookin good. Maybe her face will transform into something more purdy.

    Anyone remember the Bundy familly credo?

    Hooters, Hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that’s dumb.

    #12 | Comment by Marty McFly — March 2, 2009 @ 10:41 am

  13. i would fwap to a video of this for hours.

    #13 | Comment by ryan — March 2, 2009 @ 11:28 am

  14. best post ever.

    #14 | Comment by Justin L — March 2, 2009 @ 11:39 am

  15. I think the Justin comment on egotastic was referring to the bf guy miley was running with, Justin Gaston. This site decided not to show the pics containing the guy.

    #15 | Comment by estacado — March 2, 2009 @ 11:46 am

  16. Glad people appreciate these here. That’s some lovely cleavage there.

    #16 | Comment by Kewtr — March 2, 2009 @ 12:44 pm

  17. Good cleavage. This is the first time her chest looks big. I didn’t think there was much meat there. I approve.

    #17 | Comment by Jubblies! — March 2, 2009 @ 1:17 pm

  18. these r nice, very nice….indeed.

    #18 | Comment by Xan — March 2, 2009 @ 1:19 pm

  19. 19th

    #19 | Comment by Sick Bass Terd — March 2, 2009 @ 2:46 pm

  20. no way, i was just thinking about her today!!

    fap fap fap fap….squirt!

    #20 | Comment by QWERTY — March 2, 2009 @ 3:29 pm

  21. During the entire that she was jogging, no one thought to tape it? C’mon!

    #21 | Comment by Huron — March 2, 2009 @ 4:27 pm

  22. ^ ^ ^ srsly.

    Video of those puppies bouncing around would be worth several thousand internets.

    #22 | Comment by dex — March 2, 2009 @ 4:51 pm

  23. #21. oh they taped it alright. they’ll upload it as soon as they’re done fapping their balls off.

    #23 | Comment by Felipe — March 2, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

  24. She totally runs like a girl! *LOL* You know it’s really bad when you can tell from still photos.

    #24 | Comment by Tony — March 2, 2009 @ 6:47 pm

  25. you should get some of Rachel Specter on her (the RGX girl and most recently from the McDonalds QPC commercial). The next Mandy Amano.

    #25 | Comment by draper1206 — March 2, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

  26. YUMMZZZZZ

    #26 | Comment by ron Dingleberry — March 2, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

  27. IIIIIIIII like big b00bs and I cannot lie

    #27 | Comment by Mister — March 2, 2009 @ 7:26 pm

  28. if only jamie spears would look like this!!!!!

    #28 | Comment by scott — March 2, 2009 @ 11:28 pm

  29. I’d visit Chris Hansen for a piece of that!

    #29 | Comment by The Juice — March 3, 2009 @ 1:02 am

  30. WHAT THE FUCK, NO VIDEO???

    #30 | Comment by Brian — March 3, 2009 @ 2:44 am

  31. simply amazing

    #31 | Comment by YoungFTW — March 3, 2009 @ 11:32 am

  32. You think with all the money she has she could afford some proper workout clothes and shoes.

    #32 | Comment by ZoomBoy — March 3, 2009 @ 6:46 pm

  33. She has horrible form. If she keeps running in cut offs shes going to chaff as well. Stupid bitch.

    #33 | Comment by Hus — March 3, 2009 @ 10:39 pm

  34. But seriously: when did she get boobs? Has anyone else noticed that she went underground for like six months after the Train-Req incident, and suddenly resurfaced with a chest bordering (if not into) the C-range?

    #34 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — March 4, 2009 @ 11:21 am

  35. #34- Bordering a C? She’s a solid C my friend. Amazing what’s she’s been hiding under there. But think about it, Hanna Montanna appeals to little girls, her keepers do not want her to show case her goods, they want her to look 12 for as long as possible to milk that immage for all that it’s worth. Those days are coming to an end. (thank god!)

    #35 | Comment by hotrodbob — March 4, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

  36. Can not wait until she gets off a car with no panties on…!

    You know she will…!

    Spread them baby…!

    (I bet she┬┤s a shaver…)

    #36 | Comment by Jeff — March 4, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

  37. 35 – I want to believe that she’s a solid C, but then that would mean my previous scaling range would put “solid C” well into current “Damn!” range (I can’t get jumpy about C-cups anymore; I started on them). But I look forward to her turning into… well, hopefully not Britney, ’cause I’d like to stay attracted to her.

    Also! My iPod died on me earlier this week and I heard a song of hers on the radio. Like a mix between the B-52’s and Alice Cooper. Scared the crap out of me.

    #37 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — March 4, 2009 @ 11:09 pm

  38. ^^^

    Oh my God, I think you’re right. Every time I’ve tried to find some comparison to Miley’s psychotic voice, which randomly oscillates between pre-teen whine and gravelly metal drawl, I’ve drawn a blank, but the B-52s just might be it. Why else would a Miley cover of Love Shack make perfect sense to me?

    I actually heard a Selena Gomez track last month. Where have these punky voices come from? Selena, Miley, Ashlee Simpson, take your pick – they all sound like what Avril Lavigne would sound like if she started chain smoking. They bring to mind 80s lens flare and large agricultural machinery. You wouldn’t have thought it possible for such pretty girls to ‘sing’ with such unfeminine, husky voices. They’re like miniaturized Bonnie Tylers. Let’s start taking bets on who’ll be the first to cover Hey Mickey.

    #38 | Comment by cobalt — March 5, 2009 @ 5:52 pm

  39. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard a Miley Cyrus song… are any of them any good? You mention Ashlee Simpson, and I actually liked her first CD… a lot.

    Also, these pics are awesome and excuse all the other lackluster posts recently.

    #39 | Comment by zomg — March 6, 2009 @ 3:46 am

  40. That song that’s like a mix between B52’s and Alice Cooper is called “Fly on the Wall”. Its a pretty good song actually.

    #40 | Comment by pwrdrive — March 6, 2009 @ 4:10 am

  41. I meant Toni Basil, not Bonnie Tyler. Unless Bonnie Tyler also did a cover of Hey Mickey? It seems highly unlikely. Would be worth listening to though.

    #41 | Comment by cobalt — March 6, 2009 @ 9:21 am

  42. 40 – Actually, yeah, it was pretty good. That’s why I was scared. Plus there was the realization she could make some pretty good doom-pop if she ever wanted to. Don’t like the idea of comparing “that Miley Cyrus album” to “that War Tapes album”.

    41 – I wish I could agree, but unfortunately my musical taste doesn’t branch that far into the mainstream, so I have only the vaguest idea of what you’re talking about. Like I know the song Hey Mickey, but after that you lose me.

    #42 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — March 6, 2009 @ 10:30 am

  43. @12

    woooooooaaaahhh BUNDY!!

    #43 | Comment by bob boso — March 6, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

  44. I wonder how it smells after such a run?

    #44 | Comment by tabasco — March 29, 2009 @ 1:41 pm

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