In their May issue, Maxim brings you Miss Hewitt in what they call “her sexiest shoot ever.”
I’ll leave judgment calls like that to our discerning readers, but I’m still leaning towards the green bikini pics Love posed for a few years back.
BONUS: Jordana Brewster has a couple of hawt pics in this issue also. Enjoy.
JBrew FTW
Also, young JLH > older JLH. Fact.
#1 | Comment by dex — April 16, 2009 @ 1:58 am
agreed, JBrew is lookin mighty fine… def not J.Love’s hottest shoot… but still lookin hot.
DLT needs a new layout…. i’m thinking MILFY MILFS for justin =)
#2 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — April 16, 2009 @ 2:56 am
Yes, green bikini was FTW….only nude can surpass *wink wink*
#3 | Comment by Darkstar — April 16, 2009 @ 3:07 am
Allow me to go fourth and fap for great justice!
#4 | Comment by EmJee — April 16, 2009 @ 4:17 am
At least in the new shoot she doesn’t have a Lily Tomlin grin on every pic, like the grren bikini. A little sultry goes a long way. Hard to rub one off with ol’ Lil staring back at you.
#5 | Comment by tarp — April 16, 2009 @ 6:28 am
I think the first time I saw Jennifer Love Hewitt was when she was on Byrds of Paradise years ago, in 1994. She was 15 at the time. So I guess that means I’ve pretty much wanted to bone the living bejesus out of Jennifer Love Hewitt for half her life. Pedobear approved image: http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/523/192/36/o_JenniferLoveHewitt_cheer_audition_tepp_01307227_2.jpg
#6 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 16, 2009 @ 7:02 am
I don’t get it, Heff offers Miley to pose when she is 18, but never extends the offer to JLH. No justice.
#7 | Comment by Pirho — April 16, 2009 @ 7:11 am
#6
You were late to the JLH lovers party, I’ve had a thing for her since I saw her a Kids Incorporated when she was like 10 (to be fair, I was about 8 at the time)
#8 | Comment by CKNola — April 16, 2009 @ 7:44 am
Brewster > Love!
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 16, 2009 @ 8:59 am
#4 – i see wut u did thar
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 16, 2009 @ 10:22 am
AB, you have overlooked the greatest JLH post:
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/jenniferlovehewitt8/ = win
#11 | Comment by cobalt — April 16, 2009 @ 11:06 am
I miss the days when there was an entire site dedicated to JLH boobs. She knows I’ve been bad, and i need to be slapped about the face with those funbags!
And there must be something wrong with me, jordana brewster just does nothing for me.
#12 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — April 16, 2009 @ 12:50 pm
i want to eat her ass
#13 | Comment by Mike — April 16, 2009 @ 1:46 pm
Airbrushed CRAP!
#14 | Comment by Eat it. — April 16, 2009 @ 4:37 pm
#11 – cottage cheese FTL
#15 | Comment by zilch — April 16, 2009 @ 5:12 pm
Thanks for the JLH. Still among my favorites of all time. Love her, even at her worst. Jugs are never out of style.
Brewster– nope. Lips are just too thin. I am not seeing what makes her stand out.
#16 | Comment by Kewtr — April 16, 2009 @ 5:44 pm
#15 – om nom nom nom
#17 | Comment by Mike — April 16, 2009 @ 5:57 pm
Those pix that JLH took for Movieline or Premier, where she was wrapped in a sheet, are her best.
She’s the mastubatory equivalent of a booty call. If you ever need a visual image, you can always think of her.
#18 | Comment by The Pope — April 16, 2009 @ 6:40 pm
What #16 said.
#19 | Comment by Jenesis — April 16, 2009 @ 8:12 pm
I would cover her with maple syrup and lick her from head to toe!
#20 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — April 16, 2009 @ 8:31 pm
love it
#21 | Comment by lawl — April 16, 2009 @ 11:12 pm
#6/8 – It’s funny I think I’ve been fapping to her for about half of my life (about the same age so half of hers too). In fact, she might have been one of my first faps.
My favorite photoshoot was always this one:
http://vienvoir.free.fr/stars/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_08.jpg
A classic. I’ve probably released enough little sailors to fill a 1000 ships to pics like this.
#22 | Comment by evil monkey — April 17, 2009 @ 2:16 am
God, I remember that pic. It literally was years ago.
It says a lot about how fucked up I am, actually. At age 14 that pic would pretty much do it for me but now there’d be no chance. I’m like some kind of crack-head junkie who keeps needing a bigger hit.
#23 | Comment by cobalt — April 17, 2009 @ 5:44 am
Jordana Brewster is always tasty 🙂
#24 | Comment by Tony — April 17, 2009 @ 7:05 am
Who do you think chose to hide her massive hips and arse: JLH or the photographer that was being paid to make her look “sexy”?
#25 | Comment by Dave — April 17, 2009 @ 1:37 pm
Green suit ftw. So tired of photoshop. candids > shoots any day.
#26 | Comment by mramosster — April 17, 2009 @ 2:46 pm
That’s just good stuff
#27 | Comment by ninja — April 17, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
#23 – I remember when a couple of pics on some lame ass website on dial-up was enough for me. Now I’m looking for a ton of pics, and I want them fast!
It’s kindof wierd thinking about how long I have been fapping to same girl. She’s like an institution now. Will I still be fapping to her in another 15 years? Probably not, but she might have a 15 year old daughter by then.
Now that would be sweet.
#28 | Comment by evil monkey — April 17, 2009 @ 11:33 pm
^^^
I bet when you’re done having your way with her 15 year old daughter, you’d start to think of where she came from and hurt yourself a second time.
#29 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — April 19, 2009 @ 4:08 am
whither JoJo?
#30 | Comment by roscoe — April 19, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
Check this out!
http://www.lazygirls.info/Jessica_Biel/Powder_Blue_05_JrNNlYo
FTW
#31 | Comment by Assweipe — April 20, 2009 @ 12:22 am
Gorgeous …. but her feet are hideous…
#32 | Comment by Jeff — April 22, 2009 @ 10:21 pm