Maxim is set to release their annual list of the hottest celebrity ladies this Wednesday, but it leaked early (of course), and I have to say that I never would’ve guessed who made it as numero uno.
Here are pics of the Top 10.
The bottom half of the Top 20 went this way: Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Gina Carano, Britney Spears, Marisa Miller, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood.
If you still have dial-up interweb access and these pics are too hi res for your tubes to handle, just check with egotastic later this morning and I’m sure you’ll find some crappy lo res versions. kekeke ^_^
What, number 1 is number 13?
#1 | Comment by Jack — May 11, 2009 @ 7:05 am
Meh. No wonder Maxim (in print) is kaput. Hard to top the glory days where they were just slapping up Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Lacey Chabert every year.
#2 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — May 11, 2009 @ 7:08 am
entire list …. quick and easy .
just google the girls name and maxim and you’ll
find the pictures
1. Olivia Wilde
2. Megan Fox
3. Bar Refaeli
4. Malin Akerman
5. Mila Kunis
6. Eliza Dushku
7. Adriana Lima
8. Rhianna
9. Jordana Brewster
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt
11. Jessica Biel
12. Leighton Meester
13. Jessica Alba
14. Christina Aguilera
15. Katy Perry
16. Gina Carano
17. Britney Spears
18. Marisa Miller
19. Chan Marshall
20. Moon Bloodgood
21. Annalynne McCord
22. Kate Beckinsale
23. Lindsay Lohan
24. Eva Mendes
25. Julianne Hough
26. Angelina Jolie
27. Vanessa Hudgens
28. Danneel Harris
29. Zoe Saldana
30. Penelope Cruz
31. Hilary Duff
32. Ciara
33. Blake Lively
34. Scarlett Johansson
35. Anna Kournikova
36. Hayden Panettiere
37. Cameron Diaz
38. Charlize Theron
39. Anna Faris
40. Lily Allen
41. Nadine Velazquez
42. Nikki Reed
43.Elisha Cuthbert
44. Avril Lavigne
45. Fergie
46. Nicole Scherzinger
47. Katie Cassidy
48. Arielle Kebbel
49. Freida Pinto
50. Taylor Swift
51. Sienna Miller
52. Beyonce
53. Kim Kardashian
54. Rachel Bilson
55. Christina Milian
56. Amber Heard
57. Audrina Patridge
58. Miranda Kerr
59. Ana Ivanovic
60. Carrie Underwood
61. Dania Ramirez
62. Heidi Klum
63.Milla Jovovich
64.Diora Baird
65.Amanda Righetti
66. Emma Stone
67. Emmy Rossum
68. Ashley Greene
69. Jennifer Morrison
70. Maria Menoudos
71. Gabrielle Union
72. Camilla Belle
73. Ashley Tisdale
74. Amanda Bynes
75. Tricia Helfer
76. Cameron Richardson
77. Stacy Keibler
78. Danica Patrick
79. Jaime King
80. Jamie Gunns
81. Heidi Montag
82. Emma Watson
83. Whitney Port
84. Minka Kelly
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
86. Ali Campoverdi
87. Summer Glau
88. Diane Kruger
89. Jamie Chung
90. Roselyn Sanchez
91. Chelsea Handler
92. Joanna Krupa
93. Michelle Obama
94. Yvonne Strahovski
95. Padma Lakshmi
96. Olivia Munn
97. Marisa Tomei
98. Rebecca Mader
99. Melissa Rycroft
100. Deanna Russo
#3 | Comment by adsf — May 11, 2009 @ 7:09 am
I cant believe that Alba was not in the top 10.
#4 | Comment by Pirho — May 11, 2009 @ 7:09 am
good to see that rubberlips finally dropped out of the top 10
#5 | Comment by Anonamemouse — May 11, 2009 @ 7:18 am
who is olivia wilde? never heard of her
#6 | Comment by Justin — May 11, 2009 @ 9:14 am
Got to love that Anna Kournikova made the list nd she hasn’t done anything of value in YEARS!!!
She’s still hot as fuck tho!!
I nailed the wife while having the TV paused on the Olivia Wilde Lesbian scene on HOUSE! (Does that make me a bad man??)
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 11, 2009 @ 9:30 am
I don’t know who Olivia Wilde is.
I saw Transformers over the weekend. The only thing that kept me watching was the possibility of Galvatron’s foot reducing Megan Fox to a pile of crushed bones and pulsing flesh.
I’ll watch Transformers 2 on the same basis.
What the fuck was the kid from Even Stevens doing in it, anyway?
#8 | Comment by cobalt — May 11, 2009 @ 10:11 am
WHERE’S JLO 🙂
#9 | Comment by Kewtr — May 11, 2009 @ 10:12 am
Did You Know?
Miranda Cosgrove turns 16 in three days. Then it’ll be legal for her to bone boys in most jurisdictions.
FACT
#10 | Comment by cobalt — May 11, 2009 @ 10:48 am
Rhianna?!? kst kst kst go away!!!
#11 | Comment by Magikarp — May 11, 2009 @ 11:07 am
Thirteen is Hot!
#12 | Comment by Serious Lee — May 11, 2009 @ 11:31 am
who is Olivia Wilde ? wikipedia is your friend
most famous for tv show ” House”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Wilde
Olivia Wilde was #97 in the 2008 Maxim 100 list
she was also naked in AlphaDog movie – showed one
boob very clearly
if your on a reality show or have a teen movie
– your on the list
i’d say only 25 of the girls should be on the list …the
rest can be replaced.
probably 10 of the same girls have been on the list for the last 5 years.
it sucks for girls who have talent and looks not being on the list
cause some reality tv show girl got on the list
Eva Longoria / Jessica Simpson were #1 in previous years.
now they can’t even get on the list at all
we can deeply anaylze this list …
#13 | Comment by adsf — May 11, 2009 @ 11:41 am
I’ll take a serving of number 72, garcon.
#14 | Comment by Guy Perkins — May 11, 2009 @ 11:51 am
#10, Do you watch that show iCarly? I bet that dude Freddie jacks off to her all the time.
#15 | Comment by Steve — May 11, 2009 @ 1:27 pm
Cassie should be listed anywhere above Rihanna.
#16 | Comment by tool — May 11, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
the list is a joke, it’s a popularity contest like president of the 7th grade. Come on, cameron diaz over charlize? what nonsense.
Oh and #8, it’s MEGATRON that’s trying to crush megan fox; I too am praying for the day when a giant robot totally smashes that repulsive hunk of she-plastic.
Bar is 3? I mean, i like Bar, but 3?
#17 | Comment by demonoldperson — May 11, 2009 @ 2:28 pm
Stupid list is stupid, irrelevant. Give me more girly fap. (Something Smallville, good.)
#18 | Comment by El Gigante — May 11, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
Chelsea Handler hotter than Olivia Munn? Really?
#19 | Comment by Nobody — May 11, 2009 @ 2:47 pm
Any list that has Britney Spears on it is a giant pile of steaming fail. Also where is Olivia Thirlby? 82-87 are hotter than the real top 6.
Jordana Brewster?
#20 | Comment by roscoe — May 11, 2009 @ 3:23 pm
Don’t know how Malin Akerman even ended up on that list; she’s so plain and boring-looking.
#21 | Comment by Incognito — May 11, 2009 @ 3:47 pm
I haven’t agreed with Maxim most years, but this year they seem to have fewer queers on the editorial staff.
#22 | Comment by Dave — May 11, 2009 @ 5:17 pm
@22
When did you leave?
#23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 11, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
That list is just fucking lame. And lazy. It’s about as fresh as my balls.
23. Lindsay Lohan
That says it all. Especially when they describe her as a “sex icon.” WTF?
#24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 11, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
These lists are always made with an agenda, they’re so retarded. Britney Spears at #17 is bad enough, but she’s ahead of Marisa Fucking Miller. No way. That’s a like a big VOID stamp on this piece of trash list.
Not to mention, what the hell is Olivia Wilde doing at #1? She’s the third hottest girl on House, so that’s just a crock of shit. I’d take fingerbanging Jennifer Morrison and Lisa Edelstein (preferably at the same time) over screwing Olivia Wilde anyday.
#25 | Comment by Tony — May 11, 2009 @ 6:01 pm
How the fuck is Michelle Obama on the list?!?! Ew! Do not want! She is certainly worse than Olivia Munn (the only one I know lower on the list than Mrs. Obama). And same with Britney Spears!
Of those who were put on the list (and who I know), I mostly like the order. But there are a lot of hot girls who were left off, and a lot who were let on too easily.
Olivia Wilde is quite hot, but something is wrong with her face — like someone hit her in the eyesockets with a ball-peen hammer. And Jennifer Morrison is hotter.
Megan Fox is also hot, but overrated, and something is wrong with her thumbnails — like someone hit them with a ball-peen hammer.
Bar Refaeli is really hot, and underrated… and something is wrong with her clothes — I think she should take them off.
#26 | Comment by Paragon — May 11, 2009 @ 6:46 pm
^^ Maybe instead of eyesockets, that should be hairline, or cheek bones, or jawbone, or something. I can’t tell.
She is still hot.
#27 | Comment by Paragon — May 11, 2009 @ 6:51 pm
#2 thru #8 & #10 FTW!
#28 | Comment by idl3mind — May 11, 2009 @ 7:57 pm
Maxim’s list sux!
#29 | Comment by suckdeez — May 11, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
#93 FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL FTL
Conclusive evidence Maxim is dead.
#30 | Comment by Metacarpal — May 11, 2009 @ 11:45 pm
my own order, from first to last:
1. olga kurylenko (hitman)
2. emily blunt (devil wears prada)
3. alexis bledel (sin city)
4. eva green (casino royale)
5. megan fox (transformers)
6. taylor swift (country music)
7. olivia wilde (house)
8. jennifer morrison (house)
9. kate beckinsale (underworld: original)
10. hayden penetierre (heroes)
#31 | Comment by QWERTY — May 12, 2009 @ 12:27 am
Megan Fox #2 instead of 1? Who the fuck is Olivia Wilde and did they mistake her for Miss Munn? EPIC PHAIL! shit if I didnt get it for free I would demand my moneies back
#32 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 12, 2009 @ 12:59 am
All the hottest chicks were at the bottom. I mean, Melissa Rycroft was one above last? WTF, she’s way hotter than almost all of the chicks on this list. You may as well just reversed the list, it certainly couldn’t have turned out any worse that way.
#33 | Comment by Kito — May 12, 2009 @ 3:17 am
this list needs more AMANDA CREW
#34 | Comment by Justin — May 12, 2009 @ 3:43 am
What a random list. Maxim makes no sense. But then again they put Eva Longaria at #1 two years in a row before. I like Eva, but #1, is just stupid. And to do it twice was retarded. Now this random mish-mash list is even worse.
And did anyone else notice atleast 4 of the top 10 were in the last three issues of Maxim (Dushku, Malin, Brewster and JLH)? Talk about self-serving.
BTW: Who the fuck are Gina Carano, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood. I know Google is my friend, but there are limits to how much Googling I should do, just to read a hot list. I mean, I spend half my life fapping to random “celebrity” chicks on the internet and even I don’t know who these girls are!
#35 | Comment by evil monkey — May 12, 2009 @ 3:49 am
#25 – I agree Olivia Wilde was overrated on this list, but come one, Jennifer Morrison and Lisa Edelstein over Olivia? They are basically just average girls and Olivia is a legitimate top 20.
PS: Lisa Edelstein is about 45 years old.
#36 | Comment by evil monkey — May 12, 2009 @ 3:53 am
I love them.
#37 | Comment by een — May 12, 2009 @ 4:40 am
Olivia Wilde Topless:
http://uploading.com/files/N6C2LQVM/Alpha%20Dog.avi.html
#38 | Comment by me — May 12, 2009 @ 4:50 am
Why is Katharine McPhee entirely absent from this list? She should be #1 for the next decade at LEAST.
#39 | Comment by hitokirivader — May 12, 2009 @ 5:34 am
34. Scarlett Johansson
35. Anna Kournikova
36. Hayden Panettiere
Now there’s a fucking faptastic trifecta.
#40 | Comment by Lock — May 12, 2009 @ 5:41 am
What? No Miley?
#41 | Comment by Pirho — May 12, 2009 @ 6:10 am
Moon Bloodgood is on the cover of latest Maxim
no Miley ? yeah i’m guessing girls under 18 can’t make the list
olivia wilde topless pics – lots of links …
http://www.starcelebs.com/celebs/olivia_wilde.shtml
#42 | Comment by adsf — May 12, 2009 @ 7:37 am
At least Olivia Munn made the list. To bad no topless pics of her.
#43 | Comment by Pirho — May 12, 2009 @ 8:52 am
they’re making it up =”20. Moon Bloodgood” who the fuck?
no seriously, I mean, where’s jojo? and how is, much as I like her, Avril Lavigne hotter than Scarlett Johannson or Michelle Trachtenberg?
#44 | Comment by garth — May 12, 2009 @ 9:08 am
wait. a sec. doh. scarlet’s higher than avril.. *shamed* quick google of moon says upcoming terminator film.. that’s about it. pointless.
#45 | Comment by garth — May 12, 2009 @ 9:13 am
#21 Annalynne McCord – check out this youtube video..
from Nip Tuck
2 minutes….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXSr5arF70g
53. Kim Kardashian – having a sex tape / crappy reality show
gets you on the list
#49 – Freida Pinto – Slumdog Millionaire got her on the list
and Maxim Pictures
4. Malin Akerman = Watchman got her on the list …. but she
did show her boobs in Harold and Kumar
29. Zoe Saldana – Star Trek got her on the list
http://www.freidapintofan.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=129
85. Michelle Trachtenberg – 91. Chelsea Handler -98. Rebecca Mader
how did they make the list…
# 94 Yvonne Strahovski should have been higher
#46 | Comment by adsf — May 12, 2009 @ 10:00 am
31’s list makes some sense, although I don’t get the appeal of Megan Fox. She always looks orange.
#47 | Comment by roscoe — May 12, 2009 @ 10:29 am
“If you still have dial-up interweb access and these pics are too hi res for your tubes to handle, just check with egotastic later this morning and I’m sure you’ll find some crappy lo res versions. kekeke ^_^”
thats just patethic…considering you post (with luck) once a week..and when you post you post crappy pics about totally uninteresting things.
egotastic on the other hand posts several times a day and is many more times entertaining then your site.
talk about throwing stones in a glass house ..
#48 | Comment by johnny stagliano — May 12, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
Thoughts on this sorry list:
-Never heard of 1/3 of the chicks
-Michelle Obama’s attractive but has no business being within 80 miles of this list
-Damn age of consent laws prohibit including AnnaSophia Robb
-#17? I wouldn’t fuck her with Kim Jong Il’s dick
#49 | Comment by Milhouse — May 12, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
olivia is pretty fucking hot not sure she is #1 however wtf?
#50 | Comment by lawl — May 12, 2009 @ 3:55 pm
#48 – and yet here you are on our “uninteresting” site, commenting like a little bitch.
that is pathetic.
also, we post “once a week”? learn to count, fucktard.
#51 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 12, 2009 @ 4:50 pm
Yeah you fucktard!
#52 | Comment by Pirho — May 12, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
I wish this site would be easier to contact … put up a form up
then you’ll get links
i’ve tried filled out the form 4 times on egotastic and never used any of
my links….
sometimes people have unique links to send and none of the celebrity gossip sites actually link. they do seem to link to each other..and theres
a dozen of them
#53 | Comment by adsl — May 12, 2009 @ 7:52 pm
#36: What are you, gay?
Lisa Edelstein is one of the sexiest bitches I’ve ever seen. She’s anything but average. You think Olivia Wilde is going to look that amazing at 42? Didn’t think so.
And I’d prefer say Ginnifer Goodwin over Jennifer Morrison — neither of which are top 20 material, but I’d still take either of them over Olivia Wilde which just goes to show how underwhelming she is.
#54 | Comment by Tony — May 12, 2009 @ 9:19 pm
That list was made by gays, migdet lovers and cousin fuckers…
#55 | Comment by Jeff — May 13, 2009 @ 1:04 am
#54 – I’ll grant you that she’s pretty for 42, but only that. Overall she is not in Olivia Wilde’s league. And take a look at the amount of times they’ve been posted on celeb sites like this, or see how many hits you get on google of their images. If you want to discuss who’s “gay” based on liking one of these girls, I’ll point out the thousands of people who are looking for pictures of Olivia compared to the few who are looking for pics of Lisa Edelstein (or the handful who even know her name).
#44 – proves my point. A lot of the people high on this list are just people who were in their magazine recently.
#56 | Comment by evil monkey — May 13, 2009 @ 1:18 am
Michelle Obama is ugly and BLACK
#57 | Comment by LazyTownFan — May 13, 2009 @ 1:18 am
Why is Kristen Bell absent from this? At least she’s relevant, unlike Lohan and Spears.
#58 | Comment by WHAT? — May 13, 2009 @ 1:29 am
#57 – true story.
#59 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 13, 2009 @ 1:31 am
#57 – You’re a sorry sack of shit, and I hope a gang of Crips tracks you down and rapes your ass.
#60 | Comment by Milhouse — May 13, 2009 @ 2:11 am
^^^
whoa whoa whoa…he didn’t say she is ugly BECAUSE she is black, merely that she is ugly AND black.
i find both those adjectives to be accurate in describing the first lady.
#61 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 13, 2009 @ 3:09 am
anyone else find angel baby … more bitchy as of late?
funny that she trashes egotastic so much – yet it’s one of the links on DLT…
#62 | Comment by doctorofstyle — May 13, 2009 @ 3:40 am
45. Fergie
54. Rachel Bilson
wtf?
#63 | Comment by Mike — May 13, 2009 @ 4:31 am
ONE DAY to go before Miranda Cosgrove turns 16. I’ll keep reminding you all in an attempt to keep the true fubar spirit alive.
I’m sure Walker would support me if he was here, but at a guess he’s probably too busy fapping to Lazytown, or perhaps even the pictures of that missing Madeleine McCann kid. That’s right, I went there.
#64 | Comment by cobalt — May 13, 2009 @ 7:07 am
^^ i’d get excited but I have no clue who she is.
#65 | Comment by evil monkey — May 14, 2009 @ 2:26 am
#56: So hotness is a popularity contest amongst horny boys on the internet is essentially what you’re saying. Get outta here with that noise! And judging by the fact that Olivia’s only got a few more pics than Lisa over at Chickipedia, I think they know who she is (like that even matters, once you see her and learn her name you don’t forget it).
Not only is Olivia Wilde and her ridiculously narrow face (due in part to her fivehead) overrated, she’s WAY overrated! If the Maxim editors weren’t gay, and actually made a magazine worth reading, they would’ve stuck her in the bottom 20 of the list if she’s lucky. There’s a boatload of girls hotter than her.
#66 | Comment by Tony — May 14, 2009 @ 8:07 pm
i call bullshit – top spots on this list are bought and paid for by publicity firms.
don’t care how much weight she’s dropped – JLH hasn’t been top-ten material in years.
#67 | Comment by alphabet — May 15, 2009 @ 10:25 pm
#56 – I wasn’t saying hotness is a popularity contest. What I was saying is that you felt liking Olivia over your two random chicks would make me gay. But the popularity of a girl on the internet should give a general idea of what level heterosexual men are in to that particular woman. Looking at their general popularity, and thus the overall opinion of them by heterosexual men, I think it’s pretty clear that liking Lisa Edelstein over Olivia Wilde is pretty fucking gay.
#68 | Comment by evil monkey — May 16, 2009 @ 2:53 pm
OMG
has anyone seen this for megan fox?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhcx8qIp53s
#69 | Comment by kitzelys — May 18, 2009 @ 1:18 am
Where’s Ellen Page then??
#70 | Comment by OIB — May 18, 2009 @ 8:58 am
I bet Olivia Wilde won’t get in the top 10 in 2010 list
she just came out of nowhere. that bugs people.
#71 | Comment by adsl — May 18, 2009 @ 9:19 pm