Selena Gomez

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That sound you heard last week was thousands of pedos jumping off the Selena train when she turned 18 on the 22nd.

Other than becoming legal in all 50 states, Miss Gomez had a busy few days, with appearances on Letterman and Jimmy Fallon as well as the premiere of her new movie, Ramona and Beezus.

Next up on the jailbait countdown? Selena’s BFF, Demi Lovato, set to turn 18 on August 20.

33 thoughts on “Selena Gomez”

  1. first…..yea…

    #1 | Comment by anon — July 26, 2010 @ 3:29 am

  2. “Still want.”

    #2 | Comment by Ryuka — July 26, 2010 @ 3:29 am

  3. Holy shit, something new.

    #3 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — July 26, 2010 @ 3:33 am

  4. yumbbbbbb Selena

    #4 | Comment by dizzle — July 26, 2010 @ 3:34 am

  5. Too old. Do not want.

    #5 | Comment by Pedobear — July 26, 2010 @ 4:09 am

  6. both texas, both leos, both sexy. although demi has a retarded smile. and, im glad selena grew into her her.

    #6 | Comment by Xan — July 26, 2010 @ 4:24 am

  7. and just a side thought, funny now that shes 18, shes “legal” even though she looks just slightly different that 2 or 3 years ago.

    #7 | Comment by Xan — July 26, 2010 @ 4:26 am

  8. both at the same time, plz

    #8 | Comment by a — July 26, 2010 @ 4:46 am

  9. That’s weird. It usually says “Taylor Momsen” at the top with pictures of Taylor Momsen. Now it says “Selena Gomez” at the top and I can see pictures of Selena Gomez. Is the site broken? This is very unusual…

    #9 | Comment by dex — July 26, 2010 @ 6:40 am

  10. Demi sexy. I wanna do bad things to you!

    #10 | Comment by Pirho — July 26, 2010 @ 6:46 am

  11. I got her a present for her birthday: My raging hard on. I think she’s really going to enjoy it. Or not. Who cares.

    #11 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 26, 2010 @ 7:16 am

  12. no matter what Salena is stunning,

    and that Demi has a fucking bitch face

    thnx for the update! see ya in 6 weeks!

    #12 | Comment by filthy — July 26, 2010 @ 7:49 am

  13. Yeap, she’s old now.

    http://img221.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35149_SelenaGomex07242010CelebratesHer18thBirthdayatHomeinLA04_122_624lo.jpg

    So, who do we hit up next?

    #13 | Comment by Frank Holds — July 26, 2010 @ 11:47 am

  14. Saw Ramona and Bitches yesterday. Not enough tit. Especially from Ramona….

    #14 | Comment by geekazoid — July 26, 2010 @ 12:43 pm

  15. You are aware the actress playing Ramona is 10, right? Probably 9 when they made the movie. She doesn’t even have tits yet.

    #15 | Comment by alberach — July 26, 2010 @ 2:51 pm

  16. #15

    #16 | Comment by spankmonkey — July 26, 2010 @ 3:11 pm

  17. How can anyone be attracted to this clownfaced mini-barbiedoll?

    I never heard of Demi Lovato…she’s very Eva Mendez’ish (NICE)

    Call me when your 18 Demi!

    #17 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 26, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

  18. I’ve completely lost all interest in Selena. I’d still bone her, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not going to internet stalk her anymore.

    #18 | Comment by Sampson — July 26, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

  19. Does this mean it’s no longer creepy to follow her on Twitter?

    #19 | Comment by Topher — July 26, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

  20. Demi does nothing for me. And Selena peaked a few weeks ago in those blue bikini pictures. It’s all downhill from there.

    #20 | Comment by Nobody — July 26, 2010 @ 7:18 pm

  21. Now that she’s 18, we can ask the one truly important question: Is she still a virgin?

    #21 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — July 26, 2010 @ 10:08 pm

  22. ^^^
    im guess her and demi still are. you can always tell when that fundamental change comes. like when britney lost it or miley. they start acting like whores…or more like whores.

    #22 | Comment by Xan — July 26, 2010 @ 10:17 pm

  23. I could complain that the 3 posts per month average has further lowered to 1 post for month. But why bother? Selena Gomez is hot. I’ll take it. And imagine she was taking it.

    #23 | Comment by evil monkey — July 26, 2010 @ 11:43 pm

  24. “Demi5.jpg” rocks my motherfucking world!

    That is all.

    #24 | Comment by EmJee — July 27, 2010 @ 3:04 am

  25. I don’t think she’s quite as cute as she was 2-3 years ago in the first season her show, but the fact her tits have gotten bigger is a bonus.

    And what the fuck happened to Demi? Her face is rapidly changing from Gomez facsimile to Anna Paquin. That’s the wrong direction to be going.

    #25 | Comment by cobalt — July 27, 2010 @ 12:46 pm

  26. Hey#20, Nobody,you are just that…. a Nobody,,and you don’t do it for anyone,and Demi is hot and does it for a lot of people,,male and female

    #26 | Comment by frankenstory — July 27, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

  27. #13 if those are Selena’s parents, she must be adopted

    #27 | Comment by Kingpin — July 27, 2010 @ 5:42 pm

  28. #26- Cool frankenstory, bro.

    #28 | Comment by Nobody — July 27, 2010 @ 10:24 pm

  29. #21 No, shes hasnt been a virgin since she was 12 when i anally raped.

    #29 | Comment by Pirho — July 28, 2010 @ 6:27 pm

  30. Does anal sex negate virginity?

    #30 | Comment by Coolstream — July 28, 2010 @ 6:47 pm

  31. i like selena even though she is old now

    #31 | Comment by thomas j brodnicki — July 28, 2010 @ 8:31 pm

  32. #30: Nope – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG-6AP8DIOU

    🙂

    (This was from the hilarious site technicalvirgin.com, which for some reason has totally disappeared from the internet. Grrr….)

    #32 | Comment by EmJee — July 29, 2010 @ 1:35 pm

  33. hmm, nope, still want ms gomez. and now feel less weird about it..

    #33 | Comment by garth — August 4, 2010 @ 6:59 am

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