Justin already has tickets.
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FIRST in 3D
winslet boobs popping out the screen. Winrar!
Went to see Titanic 3D tonight, the 3D wasn’t that great, although, what was great, cast posters for Dark Shadows, little miss Moretz looking every bit the bratty teenager in some sexi purple tights, gonna be a good fapping summer this year :D
Miss Moretz in purple tights
It’s Saoirse Ronan’s 18th birthday
are we seriously still pretending that there is actually an “angelbaby” who is an ultra-hot asian chick who has super cool lesbian tendencies and loves video games, comic books etc… I thought I put that shit to rest a few years back… you remember… when I was essentially proving it and you kept deleting everything I posted…
Anyone gives a crap about angelbaby? Or Justin for that matter anymore. Get over it dude. We all just come here out of habit. And maybe a slight minute hope of seeing celebrity boobs.
I don’t get it.
everything was going great until #6 came in with his unsolicited bullshit.
thats it, all the naysayers are right.
IM FUCKING OUTTA HERE AND NEVER COMING BACK
My bullshit was COMPLETELY solicited by the mere suggestion of “angelbaby’s” existence.
#6 – where do you think you ‘proved’ it?
i believe in angelbaby
u mad bro?
Everytime you fap, an angelbaby gets its wings.
Sorry to hijack this thread but…
Yeah, I’d risk it
#15 – without fucking question
#10 I don’t think anyone cares. sorry, sad but true. Who angelbaby really is, is completely irrelevant. That is to say, if the persona of “angelbaby” does not directly reflect the actual person portraying said character. The only person not having fun with the character is you sir, so please, we beg you, go to whatever forum fukkensaved hangs out at and increase your post count there.
on a side note,
i wish i could be half as cool as this site
I’ve recently discovered that I like to suck balls. The hairier the better. Please ignore my earlier ill-tempered comments, as I tend to get cranky if I haven’t had my daily scrotal intake.
Yup, that’s pretty much the same pair, thanks for that :D
#17 – yes, you LOL’d…but did your penis move as you chuckled?
it jiggled a little.
…I can fap to that
We should start stealing egospastic stuff. I went there today and they have: Emma Watson in a white bra and short shorts, Taylor Momsen pussy lips slipping out her shorts and Kendall Jenner in a bikini…
That’s exactly what this site used to post instead of fat chicks, video games or gay 3D movies
I find it plausible, using my ability to extrapolate, that CGM could end up looking like Juliette Lewis and not some prime grade cut of fap material. Here’s hoping personality in celeb fap material counts for more than it does on local fap material from the baristas and servers around me.
Abigail Breslin turned 16…this week is very depressing
i have the titanic 3D movie poster framed and hanging on my wall. true story.
Emma Watson turns 22 today.
Hear ya go @29
I jizzed in my pants just going to copy/paste that link
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SITE ABOUT NAKED GIRLS WHERE THEY AT
ycelebs is the new this site…
@30 Thank you! You are a gentleman and a scholar. I would shake your hand but it’s quite sticky at the moment.
Nobody gives a shit about Titanic.
Chloe’s looking mighty fine:
I bet her snatch smells sweet and tastes gooood!
Yeah… Chloe is an instant boner for me… I envy the lucky bastard who’s gonna end up popping that cherry…
@16 trailer is more evidence of the fall of the American Empire. Alpha males don’t produce such shit.
Mila Kunis’s character leads me to hypothesize that the Deschanel Manic Pixie Dream Girl has evolved into Mila’s Manic Hipster Dream Girl. And to the new castrati out there: neither exist IRL.
sooooooooo, as for the rest of us who can just buy into the comedy for two hours and not take life so seriously. IRL
Sooooooooooo. Let’s go back to Chloe making my dick tingle
I agree with you @38
This site needs a whole lot more moretz, it’s a shame DLT is turning inot a link site for ycelebs, but as long as i get my choe fix, it’s all good, just wish this site could pull somthing out the bag.
It’s been 10 days and no new posts. I guess that’s pretty much it for DLT.
Everytime I see Chloe, I hear “Banana Splits” by The Dickies in my head…
10 days?! naaaaaaah, Justin can wait WAAAAAY longer than that
Something to hold on, until Justin finish fapping to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Emma Watson in mini skirt and flip-flops
(I’d eat those flip-flops)
I’m going to see Chloe’s new film, just ’cause Chloe’s init..
Chloe in HIck, Red Band Trailer
that actually looks pretty good. will watch.
someone gave Emma a pearl necklace.
I actually fucked Emma Watson. No, honestly. I worked on the last Harry Potter film, and managed to get into her at one of the cast and crew parties. She was so gorgeous naked, but a little inexperienced.
I’m calling Bullshit on #49…
Yeah, that’s total bullshit.
i believe it,
wholeheartedly and 110% May I live vicariously through your penis sir?
@49 Anyone who actually fucked THE Emma Watson surely would have pics… Basically what I’m saying is: pics or GTFO.
I predict lots of fapping to that movie… until then: Chloe in shorts (video)
…and then your mother woke you up, because it was time for you to go to school.
@53 – as if. Surely even the most stupid can imagine that taking photos of a ‘celebrity’ at a crew party, where everyone is trying to be professionals, is the surest way to NOT gain the trust of that person. And don’t you think she might be a bit paranoid about people photographing her when she’s fucking?? Obviously no-one will believe me… But these folk do have sex you know…
@52 of course! Come on in :)
Simple message-in-a-bottle test, #9: name a physical feature (like a mole or something) or some innocuous thing she told you that might some day become public. It’ll be here on DLT when it comes out.
I tend to believe ‘im, cuz belief or disbelief doesn’t change my mind much. I think most Hollyweirdians are much freakier than we think and than the rest of the population – heck that goes for most of the beautiful people in big cities.
@46, I think CGM is going to end up with her own genre of movies. She’s a somewhat unique talent, like Portman at that age + lips that make her total jailbait. Yet her acting chops and IRL maturity allow a movie that incorporates those things to be more about the human condition (how we deal with someone that age who’s in a bad situation of their own or someone else’s creation) than something salacious.
A man with enough game to fuck Emma Watson would not be commenting on some married internet transvestite’s pedo blog site that has been on life support since 2005. He would be outside, entering young actresses’ vaginas.
Speaking of others speaking about CGM;
the loser who runs that site was outed as a liar some time back, so i pretty much wouldn’t believe a word i read there.
given what I’ve read about CGM, that site’s rumour is not about CGM.
Just read all the replies on that thread. It’s def. Abigail Breslin.
I believe you and I would like to read that outing myself, if you remember where it was.
Nothing new here… I’ll be fapping to Chloe & Emma
Emma got legs and she knows how to use them.
Emma’s gal pal isn’t half bad either.
Indeed, AB, Indeed. just heard/read CGM will be in a remake of Carrie. this disturbs and exites me at the same time.
I dunno… she kind of remainds me of “wonky” Hilton…
Ain’t that great…! I demand a new header picture with Chloe in it (actually that banner should be modified completely…)
I’d really like to know who the hell made the “FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2012” list?
I’m pretty sure the only people who voted in that list were pony/fat chicks/video game/3D gay movie/ lovers…
In what planet Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie are hotter than:
Olivia Wilde, Carey Mulligan, Kaley Couco, Miranda Kerr, Emma Watson, Minka Kelly, Natalie Portman, Jennifer Lawrence, Kaya Scodelario, Alison Brie or even Kristen Stewart?
(Not to mention pretty much the remaining 70 chicks)
Fappy weekend: Chloe GM and Emma Roberts. (Not a bad idea for a threesome…)
#70: Carey Mulligan looks like a 10-year-old boy.
Who here only comes to see if there are any new links on the comments?
Good thing I don’t know any 10 y.o. boy who looks like this. I’d be in real trouble by now…
Another great idea for a threesome.
I’d be nice to see more of Lily around here…
Me too, also come here in the small hope that there may be a new post, preferably involving miss moretz in some accidental flapping gold moment, oh well, we can dream……
Apparently Karen Smith is going topless again. Maybe this time something will be in focus:
Check out what CGM posted on her Instagram account:
Now use your imagination to figure out what’s she’s talking about.
Joey: Boring poster of the year award
Emma Watsons hot.. kinda prefer Evanna Lynch.. but hey.
I wish justin would start running his site again. Posts are far and few in between. Usually really bad lately, too :(
it’s almost a month since this thread got posted.. so sad.
No posts in a month…why do I keep coming here…
weird that I’ve never noticed this girl before but India Eisley is smokin’ hot.
To all the CGM fans,
I forgot to save The Daily article that talked with the director of Hick. The very last thing they talk about is how he didn’t have to show CGM how to act like someone that does drugs, etc. He closed the article saying that it was like she had been doing it all her life.
@86. LOL, did you just watched the dvd rental of Underworld: Awakening too? It came on Redbox today. Yeah she’s hot.
To all the CGM fans, Kick Ass 2 has officially been announced.
KA2?! winnage. wonder if they’ll stick to the comic book. :)
Why are you all still here instead of at Justin’s new site? He’s posting a ton over there.
OMG REALLY? LET”S ALL GO THERE RIGHT NAO!!!!
@92 link it, or It isn’t true.
Kate Winslet Titanic screen test!
Even younger than she was in the actual movie
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