Magic mushroom FTW.
Really, China? REALLY??
“a mushroom head on both sides”
19 cm = 7.48031 inches in case anyone’s buying
#1 | Comment by That Girl — June 19, 2012 @ 6:04 pm
Holy Shit!! An update!!
#2 | Comment by Pirho — June 19, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
…seems a little small….
#3 | Comment by Kreuk — June 19, 2012 @ 10:39 pm
this update is not good
#4 | Comment by zxcvb — June 20, 2012 @ 1:24 am
Justin, cant find your email anymore. Saw this and thought of you.
http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/2012/06/19/nsfw-octomom-uncensored-porno-video-revealed/
#5 | Comment by Embus — June 20, 2012 @ 2:06 am
^^^ nononononono
not enough eyebleach in the multiverse to make me click that link
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2012 @ 2:16 am
“When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity,” she elucidates, “it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer.”
Truth.
#7 | Comment by Blumpkin — June 20, 2012 @ 3:38 am
It’s like a “news report” from The Onion taken seriously.
#8 | Comment by Anon — June 20, 2012 @ 1:14 pm
This news story made me attracted to the cute, young and very naive reporter.
I would like to educate her in the ways of the weird double-ended mushroom penis toys.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 20, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
that reporter is indeed cute and young.. I second that education, and would gladly help.
#10 | Comment by tharg — June 20, 2012 @ 10:01 pm
#5 DO NOT WANT
#11 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2012 @ 9:40 am
^^^
Actually her boobs look nice. Fake but nice. But as one comment I’ve read recently, her labia probably look like Dumbo’s ears.
#12 | Comment by Smiley — June 21, 2012 @ 4:14 pm
haha, hey look, the metric system. you sillies.
id hit it.
the mushroom of course
#13 | Comment by glitter — June 21, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
Translation of the man next to the bucket talking: Some of us thought it might be a sex toy but it’s twice as long as any of us would need?
#14 | Comment by PantsOnGround — June 22, 2012 @ 11:30 am
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“a mushroom head on both sides”
19 cm = 7.48031 inches in case anyone’s buying
#1 | Comment by That Girl — June 19, 2012 @ 6:04 pm
Holy Shit!! An update!!
#2 | Comment by Pirho — June 19, 2012 @ 7:55 pm
…seems a little small….
#3 | Comment by Kreuk — June 19, 2012 @ 10:39 pm
this update is not good
#4 | Comment by zxcvb — June 20, 2012 @ 1:24 am
Justin, cant find your email anymore. Saw this and thought of you.
http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/2012/06/19/nsfw-octomom-uncensored-porno-video-revealed/
#5 | Comment by Embus — June 20, 2012 @ 2:06 am
^^^
nononononono
not enough eyebleach in the multiverse to make me click that link
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 20, 2012 @ 2:16 am
“When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity,” she elucidates, “it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer.”
Truth.
#7 | Comment by Blumpkin — June 20, 2012 @ 3:38 am
It’s like a “news report” from The Onion taken seriously.
#8 | Comment by Anon — June 20, 2012 @ 1:14 pm
This news story made me attracted to the cute, young and very naive reporter.
I would like to educate her in the ways of the weird double-ended mushroom penis toys.
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 20, 2012 @ 5:19 pm
that reporter is indeed cute and young.. I second that education, and would gladly help.
#10 | Comment by tharg — June 20, 2012 @ 10:01 pm
#5 DO NOT WANT
#11 | Comment by Justin — June 21, 2012 @ 9:40 am
^^^
Actually her boobs look nice. Fake but nice. But as one comment I’ve read recently, her labia probably look like Dumbo’s ears.
#12 | Comment by Smiley — June 21, 2012 @ 4:14 pm
haha, hey look, the metric system. you sillies.
id hit it.
the mushroom of course
#13 | Comment by glitter — June 21, 2012 @ 9:05 pm
Translation of the man next to the bucket talking: Some of us thought it might be a sex toy but it’s twice as long as any of us would need?
#14 | Comment by PantsOnGround — June 22, 2012 @ 11:30 am