Magic mushroom FTW.
Really, China? REALLY??
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TAKEN 2!!! »
“a mushroom head on both sides”
19 cm = 7.48031 inches in case anyone’s buying
Holy Shit!! An update!!
…seems a little small….
this update is not good
Justin, cant find your email anymore. Saw this and thought of you.
not enough eyebleach in the multiverse to make me click that link
“When the Emperor Qin Shi Huang was on the hunt for the secret to longevity,” she elucidates, “it is said he discovered this lingzhi was the answer.”
It’s like a “news report” from The Onion taken seriously.
This news story made me attracted to the cute, young and very naive reporter.
I would like to educate her in the ways of the weird double-ended mushroom penis toys.
that reporter is indeed cute and young.. I second that education, and would gladly help.
#5 DO NOT WANT
Actually her boobs look nice. Fake but nice. But as one comment I’ve read recently, her labia probably look like Dumbo’s ears.
haha, hey look, the metric system. you sillies.
id hit it.
the mushroom of course
Translation of the man next to the bucket talking: Some of us thought it might be a sex toy but it’s twice as long as any of us would need?
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