32 thoughts on “Happy Birthday America!

  1. First!
    I’m so in love with ms. Upton

    #1 | Comment by alco64 — July 4, 2012 @ 10:30 pm

  2. she doesnt get enough credit for her sexiness

    #2 | Comment by xan — July 5, 2012 @ 12:31 am

  3. @#2
    Say what? She doesn’t get enough credit?

    #3 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — July 5, 2012 @ 2:33 am

  4. I’d like to give her my popsicle to lick.

    #4 | Comment by Pirho — July 5, 2012 @ 5:51 am

  5. not around here she doesnt,

    #5 | Comment by glitter — July 5, 2012 @ 8:44 am

  6. She will be mine!!!!!

    #6 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 5, 2012 @ 10:34 am

  7. Also, if Kate was a real life guard, I think I would pretend to drown every 30minutes just for that Mouth to Mouth!

    #7 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 5, 2012 @ 10:43 am

  8. As soon as the video appeared I went hunting for these pics but only found small images. These are much better! Hello desktop wallpaper.

    Pity GQ snatched the vid from Terry Richardson’s YouTube. The Kate in a wet t-shirt at 1080p on YT is much better than the shitty GQ version.

    #8 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 5, 2012 @ 12:29 pm

  9. Disappointing nipple color. I still would suck them dry, mind.

    #9 | Comment by RevanRagnos85 — July 5, 2012 @ 1:40 pm

  10. Can’t help … Nice boobs and nipples … But I cannot stand the face!

    #10 | Comment by Germanist — July 5, 2012 @ 4:44 pm

  11. Look at picture #3. Those hips are as wide as a barn door.

    #11 | Comment by Buster Hyman — July 5, 2012 @ 7:46 pm

  12. So much better than those stick figure models that are so popular nowadays…

    #12 | Comment by alberach — July 5, 2012 @ 10:48 pm

  13. Overrated.

    #13 | Comment by Horatio — July 5, 2012 @ 10:57 pm

  14. she has weird hips, a mustache but great boobs. IM SO CONFLICTED.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — July 6, 2012 @ 3:29 am

  15. what happened to the nude pics of her? I could have sworn there were some on the nets a few months ago but now all I can seem to find are nude ones that don’t show anything. I could swear I could remember seeing something with pussy-outline in panties or maybe just a hint of pussy. were they fakes?

    #15 | Comment by a — July 6, 2012 @ 3:41 am

  16. I’ll just repeat something I said many years ago:

    Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum,
    Hooters, hooters on a girl that’s dumb.

    #16 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — July 6, 2012 @ 10:17 pm

  17. you mean something Al Bundy said?

    I was taken in by fakes. I feel dirty now. =(

    #17 | Comment by a — July 7, 2012 @ 3:11 am

  18. WHAT THE FUCK !? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IoUo_ZJkY&feature=player_detailpage#t=57s

    #18 | Comment by Germanist — July 7, 2012 @ 10:22 am

  19. oh yeah, i was watching that movie yesterday. totally forgot she was in it. not for very long though.

    sexy nun ahoy!

    #19 | Comment by Justin — July 7, 2012 @ 8:56 pm

  20. A cow in a “nun” bikini? Gross

    #20 | Comment by Kingpin — July 8, 2012 @ 9:42 am

  21. Dude, you got issues.

    #21 | Comment by alberach — July 8, 2012 @ 9:46 am

  22. I call them standards 8)

    #22 | Comment by Kingpin — July 8, 2012 @ 10:04 pm

  23. Thats what everyone with terrible taste tries to call it – the rest of us just know what is hot.

    #23 | Comment by Meh — July 8, 2012 @ 11:23 pm

  24. Your standards are higher than tall, hot blondes with huge boobs and slim waistlines? Damn….

    #24 | Comment by alberach — July 8, 2012 @ 11:31 pm

  25. #20- Stop teasing the chubby chasers. Big girls need love, too!

    #25 | Comment by Buster Hyman — July 9, 2012 @ 5:23 pm

  26. Chubby? Holy hell is your viewpoint twisted.

    #26 | Comment by alberach — July 9, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

  27. She needs to marry an up and coming country guy and live happily ever after. Hips like that are baby factories. They’re too distracting from the ones that fit better into business suits that modern society tells me I should prefer. Damn I wanna be a caveman.

    #27 | Comment by Metacarpal — July 11, 2012 @ 12:28 am

  28. Not viewpoint, but science! As a quick example, one of these is practically bulging out of her “clothing” and the other isn’t:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/kateupton/images/Kate3.jpg

    https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/296379_231254960256334_4827620_n.jpg

    NOT THE ONE IN YELLOW

    #28 | Comment by Kingpin — July 11, 2012 @ 12:29 am

  29. You’ve obviously got issues, so I’ll stop now.

    There’s just no reaching some people…

    #29 | Comment by alberach — July 11, 2012 @ 10:46 am

  30. #28 – Weighty Katie’s hips are wider than her shoulders in that picture.

    #30 | Comment by Buster Hyman — July 11, 2012 @ 10:57 pm

  31. can someone please find and post early pics of sophie turner(the austrailian model)? im losing wood!

    #31 | Comment by DiCK — July 15, 2012 @ 5:31 am

  32. Wow, sounds like a major problem. Not….

    #32 | Comment by alberach — July 15, 2012 @ 10:21 am

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