POR(E)N!!!!!

“Whats with you and thoose damn pore shots?!?!?! it makes the picture look horrible. And it also makes them look like they have a greasy ass face i say DOWN WITH THE PORE SHOTS!!!!!!

Posted by The Dark One – 12:36pm December 16, 2003”

  • Mandy Moore
  • 32 thoughts on “POR(E)N!!!!!

    1. http://www.kidblount.com/

      http://home.powertech.no/nowfree/upload/OMFG.wmv

      #1 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — December 16, 2003 @ 5:04 pm

    2. AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

      that wmv is the funnyest thing created in our life time.
      Forget Sadam – people are gonna ask where you were when you first saw that vid.

      #2 | Comment by NGEddie — December 16, 2003 @ 5:55 pm

    3. I think that video might be the new champion of the title "gayest video EVAR". Here’s a link to the video of the former champion, now bumped down to 2nd place:

      http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mfeid/vtpage/milkmovie2.html

      #3 | Comment by cf — December 16, 2003 @ 6:55 pm

    4. Please…someone find out where that kid (both of them) live. I will kill them. I will go to prison with a smile on my face and be revered as a god. Please. I beg you, help me help the world?

      #4 | Comment by DeviantDope — December 16, 2003 @ 7:06 pm

    5. If that link above doesn’t work, since apparently the site has been flooded lately (I just tried it and the site was down)…here’s two other sites hosting the video:

      http://milkandcookies.home.comcast.net/flash/cm/

      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/milk.php

      #5 | Comment by cf — December 16, 2003 @ 7:08 pm

    6. Hi Justin,

      I have seen the Libby videos at your site and other girls doing the same stuff.
      Over here in the Netherlands we also have such a girl who thought it would be sexy to make a video for her boyfriend. Unlucky for her, the video turned up on the internet.
      And yes, she had fun with her banana, yes banana that is.
      If you want it, it’s here:
      http://www.baduonline.nl/bananenpret.wmv

      Or if the link died and you would like a mirror:
      http://sander.jemoeder.com/b.wmv

      #6 | Comment by Attu — December 16, 2003 @ 7:13 pm

    7. The milk and cereal thing is strangely cool.

      I thought the guy in the vid was sexcrazedweasel… 😛 no?

      #7 | Comment by NGEddie — December 16, 2003 @ 7:22 pm

    8. Attu – those links are very cool – good find.
      You know the back story / any english page links?

      #8 | Comment by NGEddie — December 16, 2003 @ 7:26 pm

    9. < i keed > yea. kidblount.com is my site. dedicated to my endless search for pussy. trust me. that site gets me more ass than a toiletseat.

      attu. thanks for sharing. I did have to turn the sound off though… techno-wehavenobananastoday-withnetherland-accents was killing my hard on.

      #9 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — December 16, 2003 @ 8:15 pm

    10. Oi. Dutch banana porn is vastly superior to Mandy Moore pore porn. If only someone could combine the two.

      #10 | Comment by ocho — December 16, 2003 @ 8:36 pm

    11. hey sexcrazedweasel I allready knew the singing guy but the other one is just truly pathetic… I almost feel sorry for him… he seems like the kinda person who would commit suicide

      #11 | Comment by WP — December 16, 2003 @ 10:00 pm

    12. There is a lot more to her story. Some guys even called her father for comments on the video, because it was taed at his house. There are also audio-files of interviews by telephone with her. Too bad for the English speaking community that those files are all in Dutch. But I’ll try and find something in English on her story.

      #12 | Comment by Attu — December 16, 2003 @ 11:06 pm

    13. or just translate it for us – you seem to have a good grip of the English language.

      I’m even willing to try google or bable fish translator 🙂

      #13 | Comment by NGEddie — December 16, 2003 @ 11:55 pm

    14. oh wait just found some (new to me) stuff on jaggle.nl

      #14 | Comment by WP — December 17, 2003 @ 1:01 am

    15. they’re talking about the dancing slut vid here

      http://flabber.nl/archief/006689.php

      and someone linked to me in the comments. hohoho

      #15 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 1:44 am

    16. Someone should post some porn passwords or something…

      #16 | Comment by Scooby — December 17, 2003 @ 2:08 am

    17. i like this – create your own strip show

      http://www.stringfellows.biz/dancer.htm

      #17 | Comment by NGEddie — December 17, 2003 @ 2:14 am

    18. I just want to know what happend to the banana? Who ate it? Did it have a strange odor? Did it still taste like a banana?

      #18 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — December 17, 2003 @ 2:34 am

    19. I spy with my little eye a birth mark on her left boob! mmmmmm pores…..

      #19 | Comment by bligityblah — December 17, 2003 @ 3:06 am

    20. So, I download the OMFG.wmv and begin to watch. About 15 seconds in the voice in my head proclaims:

      There will be no punchline. Nothing purposely funny is about to happen. What you are seeing is real. The band nerd featured in this clip is not an actor.

      Any girls named Aicha should find cover until said nerd finds a nice, near sighted, fat girl.

      #20 | Comment by Bloguh — December 17, 2003 @ 4:37 am

    21. I don’t know I think said nerd looks a little like a pimpley Anthony Michael Hall (for all you young’uns that is one of the kids in the Brat Pack from the 80’s). Also known as the blonde kid from Weird Science the Movie.

      #21 | Comment by Dane — December 17, 2003 @ 10:17 am

    22. Do you mean "poor" as in poor quality?

      #22 | Comment by phil — December 17, 2003 @ 10:58 am

    23. OMFG kid has a minnie mouse bedspread.

      It sounds implausible but I think that is the coolest part about him.

      #23 | Comment by Andy — December 17, 2003 @ 11:45 am

    24. Attu why havnt I heard more about this story could you direct me to a website which contains more about her.. (I speak dutch!)

      #24 | Comment by WP — December 17, 2003 @ 12:32 pm

    25. I can’t believe they… ahem… listen to that crap in Europe.

      #25 | Comment by Messenjah — December 17, 2003 @ 12:34 pm

    26. attu –

      yeah i actually saw that banana vid posted up on a site somewhere a while back. i would have made a post about it over here too but i thought that it was probably old and that everybody already knew about it or something. so i posted about the dancing slut instead. i guess i was wrong. hehe.

      #26 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 12:51 pm

    27. if i make a music video of me lip syncing to complicated, will i be famous too?

      #27 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 1:04 pm

    28. Yes, but in that "Prison Popular" kinda way…

      #28 | Comment by bligityblah — December 17, 2003 @ 1:39 pm

    29. Does anyone know whee I might still be able to get the banana girl video? both link seem to be defunct.
      Thanks in advance

      #29 | Comment by Snidely — December 18, 2003 @ 10:11 pm

    30. Snidely, you could try this one:
      http://www.crossfire.demon.nl/rbklaassen/lisa_movie.wmv

      #30 | Comment by Pierre — December 20, 2003 @ 12:27 pm

    31. wow… there are alot of dumb girls in alot of different countries.
      Bananas, vibrators and just dancing plus a webcam equals stupid girls getting naked on cams for boyfriends who promtly send it to all their friends, and then it somehow makes its way here. Pure awesomeness.

      #31 | Comment by Kvl — December 20, 2003 @ 4:28 pm

    32. None of them work Anymore =(
      well just the stupid guys singing milk an cereal

      #32 | Comment by Charlioso — October 17, 2006 @ 7:57 am

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