Are you Dutch?

If you are, translate this for me please:

Avril Lavigne liefhebber

Deze weblogger heeft iets met Avril Lavigne, hij zou zelfs wel haar willen zijn. Ik eigenlijk ook best wel. Ik vind het een mooi meisje

Deze weblogger was bovendien de persoon die de filmpjes uit het vorige logitem beschikbaar heeft gesteld met uitzondering van de laatste 2.

I think it has something to do with me wanting to be Avril Lavigne. Hahaha. I tried running it through a Dutch – English translator thing but i could only understand like a 1/4 of what he was saying. Translation wasn’t very accurate. Boo.

I’ve noticed that i’ve been getting quite a few referrals from Dutch sites and forums. Mostly linking back to my Dancing Slut and Libby posts.

Dutch people sure do like porn.

There’s a whole bunch of links to some pretty amusing videos in the comments section of this post. Be sure to check them out if you haven’t already.

If you like girls, you’ll like this site.

I’m feeling generous today with links.

Take this test. It rates your modem connection. I got an 11. THAT’S FUCKING GAY.

I hate fucking E-Speed. They should rename it E-SLOW.

jfcoggins: how many times have you watched it?
psykotik2k: what the trailer?
jfcoggins: yeah, that
psykotik2k: lost count
psykotik2k: and that was when it was still streaming
psykotik2k: i’m going through it frame by frame now
jfcoggins: I’ve lost count as well but haven’t reached the frame by frame stage yet
psykotik2k: i’m a fag

37 thoughts on “Are you Dutch?

  1. Look at me getting a 74!!!

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — December 17, 2003 @ 2:12 pm

  2. I got a 6…suck my balls.

    I hate 56k. 🙁

    #2 | Comment by pangwinking — December 17, 2003 @ 2:14 pm

  3. Your Connection Loaded 322,649 bytes in 1.572 seconds.
    Your throughput is 1642 Kbps.

    i am a god.

    #3 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — December 17, 2003 @ 2:23 pm

  4. No, you’re a fag with a fast connection.

    #4 | Comment by pangwinking — December 17, 2003 @ 2:36 pm

  5. got this for u..


    Avril Lavigne liefhebber

    This web fish-waggon has something with Avril Lavigne, he even, however, its wants be. I in fact also best, however. I find it a beautiful little girl

    Moreover this web fish-waggon was the person who has put the small
    films from the previous logitem available with exception of the last


    #5 | Comment by wittyza — December 17, 2003 @ 2:49 pm

  6. 216. I laugh at your girly 74.

    #6 | Comment by Messenjah — December 17, 2003 @ 2:51 pm


    lol… great way to shut down a geocities site

    #7 | Comment by Messenjah — December 17, 2003 @ 2:52 pm

  8. i’ve only got a paltry 230

    #8 | Comment by randomperson — December 17, 2003 @ 2:56 pm

  9. I scored 387 and then 366 with Internet Explorer. That sounds too high, but who am I to argue? It feels like I’m the only one on the Internet right now at 4am EST.

    Mozilla results:
    Your Connection Loaded 322,649 bytes in 1.015 seconds.
    Your throughput is 2543 Kbps.

    #9 | Comment by Mandarin — December 17, 2003 @ 5:02 pm

  10. Translation:

    Avril Lavigne lover.

    This web-logger is obsessed with Avril Lavigne, he even wants to be her. I actually want to be her as well. She is such a beautiful girl.

    This weblogger is also the person that provided the movies in the previous log-item, except for the last 2.

    #10 | Comment by Miemie — December 17, 2003 @ 5:47 pm

  11. All right, I’m going to try to translate, even though I don’t speak the language. Here goes:

    Avril Lavigne liefhebber [Avril Lavigne & Libby Hoeler]

    Deze weblogger [This weblogger] heeft iets met Avril Lavigne [lifted and tossed Avril Lavigne], hij zou zelfs [with several Chinamen] wel haar willen zijn [Okay, maybe just one, if you’ll excuse my overstatement]. Ik eigenlijk ook best wel [The land of the Elves is very pretty this time of year]. Ik vind het een mooi meisje [If you go, send me a postcard]

    Deze weblogger was bovendien [This weblogger fornicated with cows] de persoon die de filmpjes [since the movie theater projectionist] uit het vorige [he was in a tornado] logitem beschikbaar [astoundingly, it didn’t hit the cantina] heeft gesteld [I tossed my cookies] met uitzondering van de laatste 2 [while using a metal detector in my back yard, twice].

    But, again, I could be slightly mistaken. It’s probably like some big news flash in Amsterdam that Justin is most definitely Avril Lavigne.

    #11 | Comment by Umgawa — December 17, 2003 @ 5:57 pm

  12. found another dutch referral.

    the dutch are invading fubar!

    #12 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 7:37 pm

  13. Hey don’t dis my fellow countrymen!

    #13 | Comment by WP — December 17, 2003 @ 7:56 pm

  14. i used to have a dutch neighbor once. used to go over to his place and play legos!

    lego is fun.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 8:01 pm

  15. you know what else sucks aboot brunei? all the re-issued transformers toys cost B$300-$400+. Damb! In singapore they’re half the cost.

    #15 | Comment by rf — December 17, 2003 @ 8:13 pm

  16. hey, I’m dutch too!

    And that "translation" was hilarious, especially since I speak the language.

    Well, that’s an overstatement. I can understand spoken dutch and kinda read, so a translation by me would only be slightly better than that joke one. But I leave in a matter of hours to go visit ducthland. w00t!

    #16 | Comment by Alexhawker — December 17, 2003 @ 8:15 pm

  17. here’s another one:

    #17 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 8:26 pm

  18. Damn. Heidi Klum is pregnant. And, it’s not mine. What a dark day. Some fat, 53 year old, rich Italian prick is the father. Dark day indeed. One more thing I didn’t get to do in my life…get a super model pregnant.

    #18 | Comment by grud — December 17, 2003 @ 10:15 pm

  19. dont worry grud…
    its not all its cracked up to be 🙂

    #19 | Comment by NGEddie — December 17, 2003 @ 10:26 pm

  20. look what i made. hohohohohoho.


    i’m so sad.

    #20 | Comment by Justin — December 17, 2003 @ 10:27 pm

  21. haha – scary how we were thinking the same thing – i just posted the time index of that very bounce on your spiderman post…

    #21 | Comment by NGEddie — December 17, 2003 @ 10:49 pm

  22. ooo. it’s a little bounce, but it’s oh so reassuring to know mj hates bras.

    why is my fucking site down. i finally get a link here and it farts out on me. fuck you active web hosting.

    #22 | Comment by zombielunch — December 18, 2003 @ 1:20 am

  23. you’ve been fubar’d

    #23 | Comment by NGEddie — December 18, 2003 @ 1:21 am

  24. nah, i’m back. server maintenance or some bullshit.

    #24 | Comment by zombielunch — December 18, 2003 @ 1:30 am

  25. just had to post my godly score of 489 on that test thing.

    #25 | Comment by zombielunch — December 18, 2003 @ 1:34 am

  26. Hi there!

    Looking for me? 😛
    Here’s the translation (on my best English):
    This weblogger has something to do with Avril Lavigne, he even wants to be her.

    I love Avril lavigne actually also, it’s quite a beatifull girl.

    This weblogger was also the person who provided the links of the previous post except the last 2.
    Because I thing Avril is a beatifull girl and on your weblog I saw you 2, i’ve posted a link to your weblog.

    But I have posted a link to your page with some links to movies (post: NSFW filmpjes (= Not Safe For Work Movies) with pr0n yeah. Who doesn’t love pr0n 😛
    But serious: it isn’t bad to link to that page I hope? Else I am willing to remove the post about you if you want me to do that. 😉 😛
    That is what the last paragraph reffers to.

    I’ve the links from an other dutch weblog: (it means something like "Absolutely nonsence" with a kind of erotic), on a post somewehere in the reactions.

    But your doin’good with your site!

    It’s nice to have some US visitors on my site, even the don’t understand dutch. I will post a new posting with a special text for the US visitors 😉


    #26 | Comment by Jeroen (Joenlog) — December 18, 2003 @ 2:57 am


    #27 | Comment by HOMERJDOH — December 18, 2003 @ 3:22 am

  28. So, here is the link for a English text in my site:

    #28 | Comment by Jeroen (Joenlog) — December 18, 2003 @ 3:24 am

  29. Wow, I got a 583 on the connection dealy. Go me!!

    #29 | Comment by GuyIncognito — December 18, 2003 @ 5:42 am

  30. Okay, so I wasn’t dead-on, but I was pretty close in my translation.

    #30 | Comment by Umgawa — December 18, 2003 @ 9:12 am

  31. i got a FUCKIN 2!!!!!
    i bet a farmhouse in the middle of the Sahara has a faster connection than i do.

    #31 | Comment by luke — December 18, 2003 @ 9:52 am

  32. i how i would like a weiner for christmas.

    #32 | Comment by randomperson — December 18, 2003 @ 11:24 am

  33. i got a 181 on that internet speed thingy on my dsl line, so i guess thats good if people are complaining about less.
    more importantly though, how come this posting had nothing to do with female nudity or links to pictures….. very dissapointing.

    #33 | Comment by kvl — December 20, 2003 @ 4:17 pm

  34. hey im Dutch. the translation is:
    This weblogger likes avril lavigne, and he would even like to be avril. I (the person writing the message) would like to be avril too. I think shes a pretty girl.

    In addition, this weblogger was also the person who provided the videos from the last logitem with the exception of the last two.

    (what the fuck does logitem mean?)

    #34 | Comment by ikke — December 20, 2003 @ 10:40 pm

  35. Logitem:
    log = weblog
    item = just what it syas, an item (post)

    Is that so hard to understand? 😛

    #35 | Comment by Jeroen (Joenlog) — December 22, 2003 @ 11:13 pm

  36. it is

    #36 | Comment by ikke — December 23, 2003 @ 2:31 am

  37. 2431.

    #37 | Comment by mrespman — July 10, 2006 @ 1:14 am

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