I totally forgot The Littlest Groom was on tonight. I only managed to catch the last 5 minutes. Crap. Oh well. My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance is on next!
Update:
Okay. Substandard post, i know. So lemme just update this bitch with some pictures i just found of Beyonce Knowles from the All Star halftime show the other night. Hi res!
Uh oh uh oh uh oh!
Can you say… an accident waiting to happen?
Too bad nothing ever did though =(
Midget love. What can possibly be next?
#1 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — February 16, 2004 @ 9:11 pm
Midget porn?
#2 | Comment by bligityblah — February 16, 2004 @ 9:54 pm
shit. next week is going to be great!!!!
(the big show i mean. the little show is kinda scary)
#3 | Comment by Justin — February 16, 2004 @ 10:00 pm
DOn’t ruin it for me, justin. it’s not on for another 2 hours!
#4 | Comment by stacia — February 16, 2004 @ 10:07 pm
ha ha. sucks to be on the west coast!
#5 | Comment by Justin — February 16, 2004 @ 10:21 pm
Sir Isaac Newton would be confused…Gravity doesn’t seem to effect her boobs…mmmmm chocolate…
#6 | Comment by bligityblah — February 17, 2004 @ 1:10 am
SO close!! What the hell is keeping those things in there? Glue, I’m sure…
#7 | Comment by RobertBruce — February 17, 2004 @ 1:20 am
check out that big vein, that’s kind of freaky..
#8 | Comment by radish01001 — February 17, 2004 @ 1:20 am
A view from the front shows virtually nothing, but I love this side view. Thanks a bunch for these hi-res pics.
#9 | Comment by WhamJack — February 17, 2004 @ 1:29 am
damn the way fox news was talking about it they had it blurred out. Made you think something actually did happen. Boy am I disappointed.
#10 | Comment by Howsurazz — February 17, 2004 @ 2:17 am
that is extremely disappointing, i mean she should have made it slip out on purpose or something.
#11 | Comment by Stizzle — February 17, 2004 @ 2:21 am
Those boobs are hanging to the dress like their lives depend on it. They should let go and be free.
#12 | Comment by Jmah — February 17, 2004 @ 2:39 am
It would have been great if Beyonce had a "wardrobe malfunction". In fact, I think I would rather see beyonce have a wardrobe malfunction than Janet. Although, Janet looked pretty good to me. But Beyonce is bootylicious!
#13 | Comment by Scott — February 17, 2004 @ 8:23 am
How would you know if there was a malfuntion, our Nazi state has gotten to the point that they put the all-star game on 5 second tape delay, with a committed audience camera for extra back-up. This is pretty fucking sad that we have come to this, it is no wonder the U.S. has a problem with nudity, our "puritan" culture creates and fosters it.
#14 | Comment by AKA Postal — February 17, 2004 @ 9:15 am
Where do you guys get these hi-rez shots?! Very nice
#15 | Comment by Partikle — February 17, 2004 @ 11:23 am
im curiously finding my sexuality confused … beyonce hmmf!
#16 | Comment by dammit — February 17, 2004 @ 1:51 pm
That first hi-res pic shows off that she’s wearing a damn wig. If you look at the hairline, you can see it pasted on. If that shit came off, now that would be a funny ass "wardrobe malfunction"
Tig ol’ Bitties though.
And why is she with that ugly ass big lipped monkey Jay-Z anyways. Oh thats right, publicity and marketing.
#17 | Comment by AnotherOne — February 17, 2004 @ 3:09 pm
I just wanted to agree with AKA Postal. When I lived in Venezuela, You could see soft-core porn on television and it was no big deal. But due to our strict puritan background, a split second boobage on tv is an outrage.
#18 | Comment by grey_fox24 — February 17, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
i actually have an even HIGHER res version of that first ‘wig’ pic. but it’s almost 800k. bandwidth killer!
#19 | Comment by Justin — February 17, 2004 @ 3:58 pm
What the hell are you smoking that made Janet look good to you? She looked like she should be in a old folks home somewhere with those saggin ass tits!
#20 | Comment by BMitt — February 17, 2004 @ 5:33 pm
Wow! The wrong chick got titted
#21 | Comment by eddie — February 17, 2004 @ 10:37 pm
ive got a cousin in the fashion business, and what they do for models on the runway when they’re wearing skimpy outfits like the one beyonce wore is very simple, double sided tape, they put double sided tape inside the garment and it sticks to the booby, so it doesnt fall out!
#22 | Comment by annubius — February 17, 2004 @ 11:22 pm
wow annubis! double sided tape! that’s amazing! i never knew such a thing existed
#23 | Comment by damnitvigile — February 18, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
A couple shots of man-glue would hold that titty in place just as well… Now that’s a hidden tape I’d pay to say, Damn Beyonce is fine…
#24 | Comment by BillyBob — February 18, 2004 @ 5:02 pm
anyone else get "don’t leech" when you click the links?
#25 | Comment by guest — February 18, 2004 @ 9:38 pm
yeah, all i get is "dont leech" lately, can’t see shit.
#26 | Comment by Sean — February 19, 2004 @ 11:31 am