Guess what this is


VIB4 – Extra long urethral vibrator
Material: 316L surgical stainless steel
Shaft Length: 300mm
Shaft thickness: 7mm-12mm
Weight: 60g (by sample)
Price: £51.06 (£60.00 Including VAT at 17.5%)

Ouch!!

(No, this is not an ad for a product that i’m selling)

85 thoughts on “Guess what this is

  1. Oh, yeah, I’ve got one of those…

    #1 | Comment by Bubba — February 18, 2004 @ 6:17 pm

  2. i’ve got a couple of those 😉

    #2 | Comment by opticalorgasm — February 18, 2004 @ 6:24 pm

  3. how many horse power?

    #3 | Comment by boxshapedheart — February 18, 2004 @ 6:27 pm

  4. VIB4 – Extra long urethral vibrator
    Material: 316L surgical stainless steel
    Shaft Length: 300mm
    Shaft thickness: 7mm-12mm
    Weight: 60g (by sample)
    Price: £51.06 (£60.00 Including VAT at 17.5%)

    #4 | Comment by Jmah — February 18, 2004 @ 6:30 pm

  5. Thats the same post Regine made on her site, lol

    #5 | Comment by Jmah — February 18, 2004 @ 6:30 pm

  6. i steal! muahahahaha

    #6 | Comment by Justin — February 18, 2004 @ 6:33 pm

  7. thats the thing no man want to ever see.

    #7 | Comment by azluigi — February 18, 2004 @ 6:34 pm

  8. Is it mains powered?

    #8 | Comment by acme — February 18, 2004 @ 6:35 pm

  9. A bloke gets up, hangover in toe. Wanders over to the box for a momentary surf while the borocca disolves, and what do I find ? I find myself trying to deal with the (water-torturesque) concept of a vibrator for one’s pee-hole. Thanks Justin, thanks so fucking much.

    Make with the free porn.
    http://www.sexocean.com – my lame attempt to start the ball rolling (if you can’t figure out how to get the goods all the time, you don’t deserve a computer)
    http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk
    http://www.findaceleb.com

    #9 | Comment by Lock — February 18, 2004 @ 6:44 pm

  10. I thought it was that thing you put into the tire to test pressure. Boy, I was wrong

    #10 | Comment by stacia — February 18, 2004 @ 6:45 pm

  11. looks like one of the pins that was in my leg

    #11 | Comment by bligityblah — February 18, 2004 @ 6:53 pm

  12. So? where i can get one of these things??

    #12 | Comment by Sean — February 18, 2004 @ 6:59 pm

  13. Justin stop posting as "Sean"

    #13 | Comment by stacia — February 18, 2004 @ 8:15 pm

  14. This has nothing to do with anything, just found it very interesting. B-boping and a harmonica? At last someone has more time in their hands than me.

    #14 | Comment by (b)Beer(b) — February 18, 2004 @ 8:48 pm

  15. Afore mentioned link… I be smart like slingblade
    http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/dump/flash/yuri_harmonica.swf

    #15 | Comment by (b)Beer(b) — February 18, 2004 @ 8:49 pm

  16. completely off topic, but heres a gift for all you scarlett fans, i uploaded some random hi-res pics here. enjoy them while they’re up 🙂

    #16 | Comment by divinitry — February 18, 2004 @ 9:01 pm

  17. that looks painfull. (and cold)

    #17 | Comment by eddie — February 18, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

  18. Lock…why are you posting run of the mill porn sites that leads to POP UP Hell???

    #18 | Comment by EverSnow — February 18, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

  19. Thank you divinitry, that made my day 🙂

    #19 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 18, 2004 @ 10:47 pm

  20. My sheep loves that thing.

    #20 | Comment by Farmer Brown — February 18, 2004 @ 10:54 pm

  21. sheesh I thought it was a toothpick

    #21 | Comment by quint — February 18, 2004 @ 11:03 pm

  22. i think thats the equipment the medical profession uses to break, via vibration, kidney stones lodged in the urethral pathway — which explains its thin size, its extra length and made of stainless steel.

    yeah, Justin?

    #22 | Comment by YBLalat — February 18, 2004 @ 11:28 pm

  23. EverSnow, you don’t deserve a computer.

    #23 | Comment by Lock — February 19, 2004 @ 2:04 am

  24. A vibrator, huh? Where do the batteries go? I mean, the dimensions as stated break down to around twelve inches in length and about a quarter-inch in diameter, so… where do the batteries go? And what size batteries? I mean, just from the dimensions, I’d have to guess a single AAA at the most, unlike my ex-girlfriend’s gas-powered nitrous-boosted five-speed vibrator.

    And, for EverSnow’s complaint about pop-ups, it’s all about Netscape, bro. Internet Explorer is for pansies who don’t know how to assert control over their systems.

    #24 | Comment by Umgawa — February 19, 2004 @ 2:12 am

  25. When I went to the listed sight when ever I clicked on something, it would bring a singular popup with more stuff to pick, and it went on like this forever, and I’m still clicking pictures!

    #25 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 19, 2004 @ 2:18 am

  26. why would *justin* post about a vibrator-instead of boobs. COME OUT COME OUT WHEREEVER YOU ARE JUSTIN. *kicks justin out of the closet*

    #26 | Comment by dammit — February 19, 2004 @ 6:36 am

  27. Omg… check this out! (the title is kinda misleading!)

    http://www.snowsurfer.org/movies/kids_in_sandbox.mpg

    (right click save as!)

    I guess this is how it works.. yach!

    #27 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — February 19, 2004 @ 7:08 am

  28. THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO I’VE EVER SEEN. IT HURTS JUST TO SEE IT

    #28 | Comment by HOMERJDOH — February 19, 2004 @ 7:42 am

  29. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL!?

    *squirms and crap*

    #29 | Comment by FedSex0rcist — February 19, 2004 @ 7:45 am

  30. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    #30 | Comment by preston — February 19, 2004 @ 8:31 am

  31. Dayum. I’ll bet the guy in the video pisses all over the seat? He’s the motherfucker that leaves the floors near the urinals all wet too!

    #31 | Comment by JimmyK — February 19, 2004 @ 9:57 am

  32. that was absolutely disgusting! 😛

    #32 | Comment by jeaneye — February 19, 2004 @ 12:21 pm

  33. WRONG

    #33 | Comment by Josh — February 19, 2004 @ 12:32 pm

  34. First off –

    I regret that I clicked the "more" link.

    Until, that is, I clicked through on the dildo-in-the-cock link.

    I really don’t know what to say except that I will never really feel quite right again after watching this video. Jesus Tapdancing Christ…that HAS to be illegal.

    #34 | Comment by embus — February 19, 2004 @ 1:05 pm

  35. *edit:

    Thatsjustnotright. Truly.

    #35 | Comment by embus — February 19, 2004 @ 1:25 pm

  36. Hmmm…dildo.

    My guess was that it was the high gauge needle Eve uses to to peirce the scrotums and penii of the lucky german boys of which she fondles.

    #36 | Comment by grud — February 19, 2004 @ 1:44 pm

  37. Call me crazy, but I try and long pointy objects away from my dick. I cant even fathom trying to stick something like that up there….oh man….I need to go vomit now….

    #37 | Comment by KB — February 19, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

  38. the dude in the video enjoys it. so it musat be good

    #38 | Comment by dammit — February 19, 2004 @ 4:46 pm

  39. Uh. Wow. I really wasn’t prepared for it to be an object of that size. thatsjustnotright.

    #39 | Comment by RedEye — February 19, 2004 @ 5:03 pm

  40. Why is someones dickhole that big

    #40 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — February 19, 2004 @ 5:53 pm

  41. Holy shit, that guy is fucking fucked up. His pene hole is like the size of a vagina.

    #41 | Comment by Randomperson — February 19, 2004 @ 6:04 pm

  42. i actually vomited on my keyboard and now have to use an old shitty non wireless one. damn you WP_LeGeNd….thats just plain wrong.

    #42 | Comment by kvl — February 19, 2004 @ 6:56 pm

  43. I’m getting all squirmy and uncomfortable by just reading the comments on the vid.

    #43 | Comment by stacia — February 19, 2004 @ 7:24 pm

  44. stacia-

    If you have not looked at the video, PLEASE – for the love of GOD – don’t. It will change you in mysterious and horrible ways.

    #44 | Comment by embus — February 19, 2004 @ 7:43 pm

  45. i’ve just got that last image after she took the vibe out stuck in my head.. the look of his bell end.. disturbed for life.. feel sick thinking about it

    #45 | Comment by Jeaneye — February 19, 2004 @ 9:08 pm

  46. Glad I didn’t click the link…that seems to be quite sick.

    #46 | Comment by bligityblah — February 19, 2004 @ 9:19 pm

  47. I have "heard" about cockstuffing before, but I never thought i would have to see it. dam my curiosity, dam it to hell.

    #47 | Comment by Formalhaut — February 19, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  48. I didn’t dl. Thank God, this is the second time I’ve come across a link like that.

    #48 | Comment by SuperNick — February 19, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

  49. Foul. Absolutely foul.

    #49 | Comment by Max — February 19, 2004 @ 10:01 pm

  50. Oh, good gawd…

    I watched the video. Why, oh, why did I watch that video.

    I definitely did not need to see that. I will now need to convince myself it was some kind of trick photography, and I really didn’t see what I think I just saw.

    #50 | Comment by Amy — February 19, 2004 @ 10:06 pm

  51. That video has honestly left me disturbed for life…

    #51 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 20, 2004 @ 2:35 am

  52. The guy gets a small dildo stuffed into his urethra (Pee hole). The sick woman shoves it in and out. The guy screams in a painful pleasure.
    Now, we don’t need to hear anymore "OH THAT WAS TERRIBLE," type-comments since you now know what the video features.

    #52 | Comment by radish01001 — February 20, 2004 @ 3:23 am

  53. watching it makes me horny

    #53 | Comment by sexcrazedwzl — February 20, 2004 @ 6:38 am

  54. New post, please?

    Why not add more pictures of Orlando Bloom making out with guys? 🙂 Good stuff!

    #54 | Comment by Becca — February 20, 2004 @ 8:23 am

  55. Why in the holy FUCK is it called "Kids in Sandbox"!?

    Horrible.

    #55 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 20, 2004 @ 8:36 am

  56. I must admit, I laughed when I saw it though.

    #56 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 20, 2004 @ 8:37 am

  57. It’s called "Kids in the Box" because they obviously want you to click on the link.
    If it was a porn link saying dildo in cock most of you would never click it.
    It still hurts just thinking of it.

    #57 | Comment by rkrispy — February 20, 2004 @ 9:35 am

  58. the mental image from the descriptions is enough punishment..

    #58 | Comment by william — February 20, 2004 @ 11:41 am

  59. wilwheaton.org makes me laugh.

    not .net… .org. hahhaha

    #59 | Comment by stacia — February 20, 2004 @ 1:23 pm

  60. The only cockstuffing I’ll partake in invloves a grill, bird, and a beer.

    #60 | Comment by bligityblah — February 20, 2004 @ 1:31 pm

  61. Bligity! Wow, I’m impressed you can get all of that in your urethra.

    #61 | Comment by grud — February 20, 2004 @ 2:15 pm

  62. I saw the video, actually it made me laugh, yeah I think I saw way more disturbing things then that. That guy obviously had some sorta of body mutilation to get that hole that size. Unless in the remote chance that one out of a billion men have this kind of deformity.

    #62 | Comment by Jmah — February 20, 2004 @ 3:06 pm

  63. Damn it! That’s twice this week that has happened!

    #63 | Comment by bligityblah — February 20, 2004 @ 4:34 pm

  64. hahaha grud! That was the zinger of the day!

    #64 | Comment by embus — February 20, 2004 @ 5:10 pm

  65. owwWWWIEEEE!!!

    #65 | Comment by nousentre — February 20, 2004 @ 7:53 pm

  66. Now tell me guys…is this more painful or what!? William Hung has won himself a cult following…hohoho! http://www.williamhung.net/

    #66 | Comment by babe52 — February 20, 2004 @ 9:55 pm

  67. Hey, I bet that Mr. Movie Cockstuffer could fit all of william hung in his giganormous piss-hole. No batteries required…

    #67 | Comment by BillyBob — February 20, 2004 @ 10:37 pm

  68. Agreed, but that pip-squeak wasn’t half as terrible as the efeminate dipshit that sang madonna’s vigin song in one of the previous US idols.

    #68 | Comment by Lock — February 20, 2004 @ 10:42 pm

  69. Think you’re obsessed with porn?

    Driver Nabbed While Watching Adult Movie

    ALBANY, N.Y. (Feb. 20) – Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it’s illegal to drive while watching porn.

    Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.

    Police spokesman Pete Frizoni said detectives pulled Gainey over when they saw the movie playing on screens embedded in the car’s headrests. When they confronted him, they saw another screen in the passenger-side visor was facing Gainey, allowing him to watch the movie while driving.

    The case is thought to be the first of its kind in New York, said Joe Pichi, a spokesman for the for the state’s Department of Motor Vehicles.

    "Our biggest problem is illegal cell phone use while driving," Pichi said. "Drivers should be driving."

    Gainey was charged with a public display of offensive material, driving with a suspended license and driving while watching a television. He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.

    He is scheduled to appear in court on March 17.

    02/20/04 13:44 ET

    #69 | Comment by quint — February 20, 2004 @ 11:28 pm

  70. "driving while watching a television"

    I dunno, it’s gotta be a problem when they gotta make a law to ban this. I mean, how dense can peopel get? you got peopel that watch T.V. while driving, peopel who shove dildos up their pee holes, and other twisted people out there. What’s wrong with teh world today?

    #70 | Comment by barlow — February 21, 2004 @ 10:58 am

  71. "public display of offensive material" – That’s bullshit. He was watching it in his car. It’s a confined space. I mean, if someone looks in the windows of your house and sees porno it’s not "public display of offensive material" so why should it be different if someone looks in your car windows?

    #71 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 21, 2004 @ 12:35 pm

  72. Yes it actually is unless you take steps to prevent people from seeing in. See: Curtains, Blinds, Shutters. I don’t have much problem with that, he could have used a park bathroom like everyone else.

    #72 | Comment by bligityblah — February 21, 2004 @ 12:47 pm

  73. Holy Shit Beer….

    What is up with the skinny retard?!?! I actually pissed my pants when he started dancing on the field.

    That might be in the top 10 funniest things I’ve ever seen…

    #73 | Comment by embus — February 21, 2004 @ 1:57 pm

  74. I am not sure the skinny kid is all there, but it is certainly in the upper echelon of comedy, of all times. I wonder what kind of feedback this would have generated if done at the super bowl? (Instead of the boob "cough"Bullshit"Cough" heard around this great puritan/hypocrite nation.) I would have paid money to see something like that done, hell that would have been better than the lingerie bowl… William Hung has to step his game up to catch up to this bunch. Specially the heavy guy with the plucked eyebrows, the eye make up and the bad hair-cut/comb-over. Comedy.

    #74 | Comment by (b)Beer(b) — February 21, 2004 @ 2:55 pm

  75. fucking hell Justin, UPDATE.

    #75 | Comment by dammit — February 21, 2004 @ 4:32 pm

  76. Justin doesnt need to update when we have pee hoel dildos and retards from ldol.Thanks Beer & Legend.

    #76 | Comment by fastlane — February 21, 2004 @ 7:04 pm

  77. off-topic like a motherfucker… but here’s some new pics of casey from caseySCAM.com
    http://pigtail-girls.com/CaseySchoolGirl/

    #77 | Comment by Dex — February 21, 2004 @ 8:44 pm

  78. sure he does, Im not a dildo man … is it just me or Casey is just damn boring. I want her naked.

    #78 | Comment by dammit — February 21, 2004 @ 9:34 pm

  79. AHH!!… AHHHHHH!!…. AHHHHHHHH!!! jesus!! oh… god…. jesus god DAMN that would suck. oh… visuals.. *crippled for life*

    #79 | Comment by joshman — February 21, 2004 @ 10:21 pm

  80. Well Justin had her up on the site naked for a little while until her nerdy webmaster started spoutiong off lines from "Law & Order" like he knew what he was talking about.

    Still not as good as ChristinaModel. Never wanted so see titty so much in my life.

    #80 | Comment by Gingis — February 21, 2004 @ 10:55 pm

  81. Chuck Palahunik (fight club, survivor) talked about cock stuffing in his short story "Guts" which is absolutely insane.

    #81 | Comment by stale cracker — February 22, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  82. goodness gracious. does that hurt?

    #82 | Comment by farid. — February 22, 2004 @ 10:06 am

  83. hey dammit look at the pic at the top of the post

    #83 | Comment by fastlane — February 22, 2004 @ 1:59 pm

  84. What a sick fuk! Thank God I didn’t download the video. Turning a penis into a mangina it’s just disgusting.

    Btw, there are some great videos (if you like naked chicks) in oneclickchicks.com.

    #84 | Comment by Kiko — February 22, 2004 @ 2:54 pm

  85. yeah stale cracker, stole my comment…if you REALLY wanna puke, i read "Guts" in a recent playboy-and it is the sickest thing ever. its making my shit hurt as i type.

    #85 | Comment by rob g — February 25, 2004 @ 11:22 pm

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