E & M

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The Girl Next Door’s Elisha Cuthbert.

Hot.



Eurotrip’s Michelle Trachtenberg.

Not.

Click on Michelle Skinandbones for a hi res shot. Yikes!

58 thoughts on “E & M”

  1. Justin, once again you hit it right on the nose. Thin is ok, but a walking talking skeleton is not.

    I’m reminded that I have to prepare myself to see the good and the bad @ fubar. Perhaps in the future a "Nasty Ugly Chick" advisory would be in order.

    #1 | Comment by Kintrall — February 24, 2004 @ 5:25 pm

  2. Justin that hi-res picture is disgusting.

    If you ejaculated in her she would most definetely explode.

    The good news is Elisha is a hottie.

    #2 | Comment by radish01001 — February 24, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  3. Good freakin god Elisha is hot, probably the hottest thing to come out of Canada since I lifted that Cuban cigar in the 90’s…I love her.

    #3 | Comment by bligityblah — February 24, 2004 @ 5:43 pm

  4. Dammit, I really want to be attracted to her,maybe if her ribs were not about to burst through her skin
    Oh well, at least Elisha is superhot.

    #4 | Comment by FormalhautA3V — February 24, 2004 @ 6:02 pm

  5. Michelle Trachtenberg isnt that bad…but if you look at the hi-res pic does it not look a shaved nether region in her right arm pit???

    #5 | Comment by Lee — February 24, 2004 @ 6:49 pm

  6. Wow…Elisha is hot…and Michelle has a belly button that looks like a vagina

    #6 | Comment by applesandgrits — February 24, 2004 @ 7:23 pm

  7. holy poo. good picture of elisha, but michelle got really skinny though. they must have gone overboard airbrushing.

    #7 | Comment by ryan — February 24, 2004 @ 7:24 pm

  8. *reads Kintrall’s post too fast* "the good, the bad, and the fubar" sounds like a great format for pic posts " : P

    #8 | Comment by icekat — February 24, 2004 @ 7:25 pm

  9. maybe it secretly is her vagina. she was born that way…

    #9 | Comment by ryan — February 24, 2004 @ 7:26 pm

  10. eh i’d hit it either way.

    #10 | Comment by scentless — February 24, 2004 @ 7:35 pm

  11. yummy

    #11 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 24, 2004 @ 7:45 pm

  12. at least you can still see some boob-bottom on Trachtenberg. if she wouldnt be streching like that maybe she’d look better

    #12 | Comment by ikke — February 24, 2004 @ 7:56 pm

  13. ill still fuck her, quit all ur whining, fags

    #13 | Comment by dammit — February 24, 2004 @ 8:01 pm

  14. Are you people dumb or something? That Michelle chick is fuckin real hot. The bottom cleavage is hot too….

    #14 | Comment by KB — February 24, 2004 @ 8:03 pm

  15. Michelle Trachtenberg is hot. boney ass, ribs and all.

    #15 | Comment by opticalorgasm — February 24, 2004 @ 8:05 pm

  16. oh yeah, dont get me wrong…id stick in any one of her vagina’s

    #16 | Comment by Lee — February 24, 2004 @ 8:13 pm

  17. elisha over "harriet the spy" anyday

    #17 | Comment by Erock2507 — February 24, 2004 @ 8:15 pm

  18. Elisha is also in the new issue of Maxim… I can’t wait to see that movie. I’m glad she’s not just typecast in roles like "24" (the TV show for everyone playing along at home)

    #18 | Comment by Dex — February 24, 2004 @ 8:51 pm

  19. Put Michelle’s face on Elisha’s body and then we’ll talk.

    #19 | Comment by Messenjah — February 24, 2004 @ 9:09 pm

  20. Justin… what mag cover is that Cuthbert pic from? I need to go buy it and masturbate all over her entire body.

    #20 | Comment by Dex — February 24, 2004 @ 9:30 pm

  21. i scanned em from my maxim

    http://www.ryancook.com/elisha00.jpg
    http://www.ryancook.com/elisha01.jpg
    http://www.ryancook.com/elisha02.jpg

    go ahead and rape me pig fuckers

    #21 | Comment by ryan — February 24, 2004 @ 9:59 pm

  22. michelle looks like she’s made out of some weird cheese

    #22 | Comment by joe — February 24, 2004 @ 10:00 pm

  23. if you look real close on her left armpit she has another vagina.. i’d rotate between holes while banging her

    #23 | Comment by illwill — February 24, 2004 @ 10:02 pm

  24. I saw a picture of this chick, and her nostrils were so big, it was like god was asking me to shove a jack hammer into her skull.

    #24 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 24, 2004 @ 10:29 pm

  25. I must say that EC is damn hotter in comparison, but MT still has a place in my perverted little heart.
    More pics of MT.

    http://www.finemachine.com/mt/

    #25 | Comment by badlunch — February 24, 2004 @ 10:40 pm

  26. EC is hot, but so is MT. im so torn.

    #26 | Comment by zombielunch — February 24, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

  27. I like Michelle in a dirty, break her cracker ass in ½ kinda’ way. I guess that makes me a minority.
    Which is sweet, I’m off to get in line for my benefits.

    #27 | Comment by Kei — February 24, 2004 @ 11:23 pm

  28. Michelle.

    #28 | Comment by Lock — February 24, 2004 @ 11:33 pm

  29. Ryan Cook… I’ve always loved your site. Thank you for posting those scans.. now I love you. You sexy little homo, you

    #29 | Comment by Dex — February 24, 2004 @ 11:53 pm

  30. does the paris hilton video start out with them 69’ing for 10 minutes cause the one im downloading really sucks and i dont think its the right one

    #30 | Comment by the guy — February 25, 2004 @ 1:41 am

  31. Is it just me or doesn’t elisha have that whole elizabeth smart look going? Every time I see her I just want to abduct her and make her join my religous harem. Is that wrong?

    #31 | Comment by ruger — February 25, 2004 @ 1:57 am

  32. I’ll be in the short line for bangin’ michelle, thank you.

    #32 | Comment by RobertBruce — February 25, 2004 @ 2:11 am

  33. I still can’t belive Elisha is the chick from popular mechanics for kids. I can’t watch that show the same way anymore.

    #33 | Comment by JFetch — February 25, 2004 @ 2:17 am

  34. Randomperson, I know nothing about it, but christ thanks for the link. It looks so badass.

    #34 | Comment by DarckkorioN — February 25, 2004 @ 2:31 am

  35. sweet trailer

    #35 | Comment by Jmah — February 25, 2004 @ 3:24 am

  36. hope my wife’ll look like that when she’s 40.

    #36 | Comment by ripcord — February 25, 2004 @ 4:13 am

  37. Most of the pics of MT her arms are up. Any slim girl will show her ribs that way. Show a picture of her just standing, it might be a different story.

    And, remember when she was in Adventures of Pete and Pete? She always had that cast on. Man I thought she was hot then too…dirty dirty boy..

    #37 | Comment by geidi — February 25, 2004 @ 4:59 am

  38. Between Michelle and Elisha, Elisha holds the better part of the "Who’s ass I would tap" ratio. Michelle’s picture is severely air brushed BTW.

    #38 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 25, 2004 @ 6:05 am

  39. Justin – What magazine cover is that? I don’t recognize the portion of the logo that’s visible.

    #39 | Comment by RedEye — February 25, 2004 @ 8:43 am

  40. For once I’m gonna have to diasagree with Justin and agree with Geidi on this one.

    Michelle is definitely hot. YA she’s thin, but what Geidi said about her having her arms up is true. Even being a guy who is no where near Super skinny, I can see my ribs when I do the same. (You know untie my bikini top)

    Maybe I find her hot becasue I’ve been hanging out with a girl who is even thinner that I’m strangely attracted to. I think I have a thing for twigs!

    #40 | Comment by J-Mo — February 25, 2004 @ 9:30 am

  41. I love it when Kim (i.e. EC) is menaced by cougars.

    MT should have died on Buffy.

    #41 | Comment by grud — February 25, 2004 @ 9:38 am

  42. Randomperson ,

    Casshern is apparently a live action adaptation of an early 70’s anime series that ran on Japanese TV called "Shinzo Ningen Casshern" and I understand it was called "Casshern: Robot Hunter" when broadcast here on the Sci-Fi channel. One plot summary explains: "A riot occurs within the robots that were made to clean up environmental pollution. As a result, a professor of robotic engineering revised his "son" Casshern to calm the riot."

    #42 | Comment by RedEye — February 25, 2004 @ 10:44 am

  43. I know its kinda off topic.. but i just watched the trailer Randomperson posted.. NO FREAKIN IDEA wtf they are saying.. but goddamn if i wouldnt see it first chance i got.. lol

    #43 | Comment by DeeK — February 25, 2004 @ 10:49 am

  44. no wonder some of you dont get laid … cause your TOO FUCKING PICKY. hehe

    #44 | Comment by dammit — February 25, 2004 @ 11:58 am

  45. I’d slap either of ’em with my dick. Had the chance to catch both movies last weekend. Girl Next Door is teh winner, hands down. Eurotrip is deffinately still worth seeing though.

    #45 | Comment by Chief Barley — February 25, 2004 @ 11:58 am

  46. dex, it’s from the latest issue of ‘ingenue’.

    #46 | Comment by Justin — February 25, 2004 @ 12:09 pm

  47. Umm Michelle is hot. I saw Eurotrip and was into her. As for this one time lapse of Justin’s judgement, its cool this page is the best, but never disagree with me ever again.

    #47 | Comment by Joe — February 25, 2004 @ 12:17 pm

  48. i really want to give M a sandwich. painfully bad.

    i would recommend poking her various vaginas with twinkie instead of penis.

    #48 | Comment by lizzi — February 25, 2004 @ 12:32 pm

  49. If they bleed they can breed.

    #49 | Comment by rkrispy — February 25, 2004 @ 12:38 pm

  50. Anyone heard of a movie coming out in Japan called Casshern?
    http://202.212.245.207/htmls/movie/trailer_high.html

    #50 | Comment by Randomperson — February 25, 2004 @ 12:44 pm

  51. dammit- EXACTLY!

    What the flying Jesus is wrong with you assholes?? You would all fuck either of those chicks in a New York minute. Neither of them would fuck any of you, by the way. I keep my bitches on a short leash.

    Fuck. You guys make me sick… both these chicks are super fine.

    #51 | Comment by embus — February 25, 2004 @ 1:27 pm

  52. Bus is right, all I’d need is a minute! 🙁

    #52 | Comment by bligityblah — February 25, 2004 @ 1:29 pm

  53. Yeah those chicks wouldn’t give us a hand job with a stolen manikin hand. On the other hand, bet I could find a chick just as hot who’s a waitress at a crappy bar that would put out just because I asked. Wait, I DID! (that day was unbe-fuckin-lievable, hasn’t worked elsewhere though, GDI)

    #53 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 25, 2004 @ 3:13 pm

  54. michelle t-whatever is nasty as hell.. i still think of her as a skinny little 10 year old runt runnin around being annoying on nickelodeon.. maybe that’s y i can never think the olsen twins r hot too….. i’m smash on elisha in a second though.

    #54 | Comment by a. ryan — February 25, 2004 @ 5:21 pm

  55. oo Michellet-whatever as a skinny little 10 year old!!! now that is hot! thanks for the image a. ryan.

    #55 | Comment by Joe — February 25, 2004 @ 5:34 pm

  56. This picture seems to do Michelle Trachtenberg more justice:
    http://xeth.co.uk/slayer/michelle/075.jpg

    #56 | Comment by Becca — February 26, 2004 @ 1:11 am

  57. Have you seen that fuckin neck on that michelle arrrrrrgh!I cant type anything else cause Ive just spewed 3 days of food on the keyboard but you can always close yur eyes right?P.S Elisha is hot as hell suck this baby!

    #57 | Comment by Manic Dan — April 16, 2004 @ 7:12 am

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