Random crap

You know what? Thanks to stupid fucking Janet Jackson’s TIT, live radio and tv is going to suck forever. Fucking delayed broadcasts on TV, fucking no more Howard Stern on radio, fucking the END of crazy spontaneous on air stunts thanks to a nipple! It sucks! Live award shows on TV are never going to be the same. They’ll all be TAME and BORING. And even if something DOES happen, you won’t be able to see it anyway! BOOOO.

So i’m really starting to dig Joss Stone. She’s not really drop dead gorgeous or anything but there’s something about her that makes her seem more sexy than she really is. Plus she’s got an amazing voice. I think i like her more for her talent than her looks. She’s been doing the late night talkshow rounds lately and she seems like a really nice girl. Did anyone catch her on Last Call With Carson Daly last night? She was fucking adorable. I’d totally do her… IF SHE WASN’T 16.

(she looks like she’s fucking 20 something. but isn’t. i swear to God, kids these days..)

She British by the way. And speaking of Brits, i always find it completely jarring when i hear British singers speaking. Like during an interview for example. I mean, they all usually sing with an American accent, which is fine, but when they start speaking, you can barely make out what the hell they’re saying half the time. Worst offender: Shirley Manson, from Garbage (okay so she’s Scottish, but she still proves my point).

It’d probably be ridiculous though if she sang all her songs with a Scottish accent. Joss is fine though. Her accent isn’t as thick. I still can’t believe she’s only 16 though.

Watch her do her thing.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Intro to nmap – VIDEO
From: “Mike Noonan”
Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 20:57:22 -0700

I’m a big fan and thought your site might need a link to this video.

22MB download

http://www.picturesitook.com/nmap.wmv
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Breast physics in videogames have come a long way. This game probably has the most best boobie jiggle i’ve ever seen. It’s a female oriented wrestling game that’s coming out in November.

Let’s see now..

females + breast physics + wrestling = yep i’m definitely buying this

You know, that site that i used to have where i hosted all those bandwidth raping files. It’s over at here now.

Anyhow, i put up two new 13 meg Monica Bellucci mpegs on there. From that Malena movie. You know, the one where some thirteen year old boy gets to fucking undress her and see her completely naked up close and personal. Lucky fucking bastard. Get em while you can because i probably won’t be hosting them forever.

44 thoughts on “Random crap

  1. The ‘Indeceny Crusade’ is really alarming. I am telling you, they are just testing the waters with radio/television. If society doesn’t object much, mark my words, there will be attempts to clean up the internet.

    #1 | Comment by smash — February 28, 2004 @ 8:03 am

  2. Dang, omg that was so fuking hot. Monica Belluci *drooling* I can’t make up my mind, I really want to be that boy in the movie, but I also want to be that lemon that gets rubbed all over her too.

    #2 | Comment by Jmah — February 28, 2004 @ 8:22 am

  3. Well since the token porn was here in the form of a Hax0rz infomercial, thought I’d post this. Found it over at collegehumor.
    http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirls.com-trailer1-large.wmv
    Action movie stars for 2004 🙂 (nsfw)

    #3 | Comment by gingis — February 28, 2004 @ 8:43 am

  4. Joss Stone is fucking amazing. I listened to some of her songs, god, she has talent.

    #4 | Comment by ASL — February 28, 2004 @ 8:44 am

  5. Joss Stone sounds like a dude. Can’t stand that crap. Like Fiona Apple and Anastacia, like some sort of she-male, makes me wanna puke.

    #5 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 28, 2004 @ 9:53 am

  6. damn can’t see it, this is weird cuz I have my own page on web1000, but when I try to acess yours I get http://live.sex-explorer.com

    dammit!

    #6 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — February 28, 2004 @ 10:11 am

  7. Just another reason why living in America kicks ass.

    #7 | Comment by pangwinking — February 28, 2004 @ 10:29 am

  8. http://www.stinkypeach.com/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci6.jpg

    http://www.stinkypeach.com/monica_bellucci/monica_bellucci13.jpg

    #8 | Comment by uncle pauly — February 28, 2004 @ 11:41 am

  9. NEVERMIND, DON’T CLICK ON THOSE.

    #9 | Comment by uncle pauly — February 28, 2004 @ 11:43 am

  10. I agree the Janet Nipple Affair screwed things up. I’m a big fan of the channels that have dicided to simply air the "The following show may contain boobies, violence, blah, blah, blah" disclaimer and show whatever they want. Comedy Central does this, and believe it or not, Bravo play movies like Sirens un-cut. Why can’t we just embrace the disclaimer?

    I don’t think anyone is happier to the the NSFW site back up. Maybe now I’ll stop getting hate mail.

    #10 | Comment by Kei — February 28, 2004 @ 12:45 pm

  11. i love fiona apple!

    #11 | Comment by Justin — February 28, 2004 @ 1:03 pm

  12. hey, i like boobs as much as the next guy, as a matter of fact, I wouldn’t mind having nudity on TV. I think the problem lies in that Janet Jackson decided to pull her tit out during a family event like the SuperBowl.

    You want to be pissed for the current state of affairs, be pissed at her. She’s the stupid publicity hungry bitch, that we can thank.

    #12 | Comment by xrzdwzl — February 28, 2004 @ 2:00 pm

  13. The FCC can only regulate radio and broadcast TV stations. They can NOT regulate cable stations such as Bravo, Spike, MTV, Comedy Central, etc. So those cable networks are still free to air as much boobage and cursing as they want and can NEVER be touched by the FCC. So we still have that in our favor.

    #13 | Comment by Doug — February 28, 2004 @ 2:31 pm

  14. Yeah, I saw her on Last Call. I don’t think she’s hot. I think she looks like a 20 year old hag that smokes too much.

    #14 | Comment by stacia — February 28, 2004 @ 2:38 pm

  15. Justin, you said, "Shirley Manson, from Garbage (okay so she’s Scottish, but she still proves my point)." Scottland is part of Great Britain, so she is British. And hot. And Joss Stone rocks. And is hot. And I don’t care how old they are, the Olsen twins are hot. I don’t know why people think 18 is a magic number. Even in many US states, the age of consent is 17 or 16. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, Scotts are British.

    #15 | Comment by Namey Aliason — February 28, 2004 @ 3:02 pm

  16. Joss Stone lost her virginity to me.
    I kid you not.

    #16 | Comment by radish01001 — February 28, 2004 @ 3:03 pm

  17. **The FCC can only regulate radio and broadcast TV stations.**

    An attempt to disclose my ignorance on the matter: I did not know that. Thanks for the info.

    As far as Janet whipping it out during family viewing time, I’ve already shared my opinion on this. Parents are pissed, not because their kid saw nudity, but because they’d have to actually do some parenting if their kids asked questions about it.

    My kid saw it, and I didn’t care (nor did he). At 6, he already knows what boobs are. Since we’d already taken the time to educate him, it wasn’t an issue.

    #17 | Comment by Kei — February 28, 2004 @ 3:06 pm

  18. well, i already get delayed broadcast anyway, so no complains. hardly get the time to watch tv. i’ve seen those monica clits…err, i mean clips along time ago.

    #18 | Comment by ripcord — February 28, 2004 @ 3:41 pm

  19. holy shit kei you’re my hero.

    #19 | Comment by radish01001 — February 28, 2004 @ 3:49 pm

  20. heyya people.

    good news for the readers not from the us. i figured how to get to justin’s 1000web.com website.

    try using one of those free proxy surfing website. eg. http://www.proxify.com

    then just type in the website, and ure in.

    #20 | Comment by captain obvious — February 28, 2004 @ 3:53 pm

  21. dang! proxify.com won’t allow me to dload any files.

    #21 | Comment by captain obvious — February 28, 2004 @ 4:03 pm

  22. I sometimes find it jarring when yank singers open their mouths on talkshows, etc.

    Blokes tend to sing in their native accents, least with the bands I tune in on – Oasis, Silverchair, Powderfinger, the Vines maybe. With girls the sounds need to be higher, more choir-like, which requires a certain purity to the vowels; elimination of dipthongs. Makes it hard to tell where they’re from, but beside that, many of the birds do adopt an international lilt – clap clap to Delta Goodrem for sounding somewhat Australian.

    #22 | Comment by Lock — February 28, 2004 @ 4:58 pm

  23. SHE’S FUCKING 16?
    jesus h fucking christ, i have a real problem with jailbaitdar.

    #23 | Comment by scentless — February 28, 2004 @ 6:01 pm

  24. Monica is sooooo hot. too bad she was in that passion movie looking all haggard.

    #24 | Comment by kvl — February 28, 2004 @ 6:18 pm

  25. She’s 16? Shit… I already mastubated to her last night. Does that make me a bad man?

    #25 | Comment by Dex — February 28, 2004 @ 9:35 pm

  26. No it doesn’t Dex. But telling us about it does. (tmi)

    #26 | Comment by gingis — February 28, 2004 @ 9:43 pm

  27. Any bangbus passes out there?

    How ’bout MILF?

    #27 | Comment by Buddy — February 28, 2004 @ 9:46 pm

  28. How can you not love Shirley Manson’s voice? I personally don’t find her attractive at all, but when she speaks, I melt. Remember when she was on VH-1’s top 100 whatever of the moment? She’d comment once and a while. I could sit and listen to her speak for hours upon end. Maybe I’m just a sucker for accents…

    #28 | Comment by Mr. Skip — February 28, 2004 @ 11:17 pm

  29. I’m usually with you Justin, but not this time. I hate that song and so I hate that chick. More Monica please!!!

    #29 | Comment by bligityblah — February 28, 2004 @ 11:52 pm

  30. A mmmmmmmmmmanda

    http://amandabynes.fanhost.com/albums/laphotoshoot/full/hq005.jpg

    http://amandabynes.fanhost.com/albums/LateLateShow_100603_1.jpg

    http://amandabynes.fanhost.com/albums/laphotoshoot/full/hq003.jpg

    http://img.actressarchives.com/amandab/amanda10.jpg

    http://www.amandabynesnow.com/candid/sm3102003/sm3-c07.jpg

    http://www.amandabynesnow.com/candid/sm3102003/sm3-c02.jpg

    http://www.backstagecreations.com/celebrities/AmandaBynes.html

    #30 | Comment by quint — February 29, 2004 @ 1:25 am

  31. soul calibur 2 makes an attempt at the boob jiggle.

    #31 | Comment by thedarkness — February 29, 2004 @ 3:59 am

  32. wow…she sucks. i don’t know what more to say. totally NOT impressed. psshhhh joss stone. wtf. i expected more from you.

    #32 | Comment by ryan — February 29, 2004 @ 8:20 am

  33. The surfing works well but for the Mary Beth Road Rules Stripping page. Seems to be missing an index.html page and is thus immediately ushered off to the porn sites. Seems like the site Justin picked has replaced the 404 by advertising instead. Clever.

    #33 | Comment by Major Kong — February 29, 2004 @ 10:12 am

  34. Heynow. FCC can suck my balls. Support Howard Stern.

    NMAP chick is not that hot, but I wouldn’t mind doing some packet sniffing.

    BTW, Doug is only kinda right. While the FCC doesn’t have the power to regulate what cable channels show, they are still subject to the same indecency laws that govern the airwaves.

    "There are some de facto limits on cable content, especially for channels that rely on advertising—you’ll never hear an F-bomb dropped on, say, TBS, lest it upset a show sponsor. And obscenity laws, of course, apply to cable as they do all forms of media, so a channel could face criminal prosecution for airing material that was really beyond the pale."

    Taken from this story (good read if your interested):
    http://slate.msn.com/id/2095398/

    But the bottom line is, they’re the government. If they realllly wanted to, I’m sure they could get things done. Yay Republican Government

    #34 | Comment by AnotherOne — March 1, 2004 @ 11:06 am

  35. joss stone = love.

    i mean, the roots are working with her for god’s sake!! they won’t bother with anyone who doesn’t have talent.

    #35 | Comment by lizzi — March 1, 2004 @ 12:13 pm

  36. joss stone sucks. That katy rose chick sucks. Hillary duff sucks. and now that chick from freaky friday is planning on having a sucky music career as well. alot of sucky young artists are appearing. this really sucks that they suck so much. i think they are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck.

    #36 | Comment by kvl — March 1, 2004 @ 4:02 pm

  37. kvl, your vocabulary sucks.

    #37 | Comment by Harrison — March 1, 2004 @ 8:01 pm

  38. Downloaded Joss Stones album, cute chick, hearty voice but that album sucks. The gospel singing with incredibly scant musical backup just doesnt cut it with me, the only song I believe pulls it off is the last one.

    #38 | Comment by Lock — March 2, 2004 @ 2:38 am

  39. i have no probs downloading those monica belucci mpegs.. from kl 🙂

    #39 | Comment by fuzzy — March 2, 2004 @ 8:45 pm

  40. Fucking 16 years old’s is legal in Canada. Hell, 14 is actually the age of legal sexual consent.

    #40 | Comment by telly — March 2, 2004 @ 11:56 pm

  41. Well harrison, i guess you didn’t pick up on the simpsons refernce in my "suckiest bunch of sucks that ever did suck". And anyone who can’t pick up on a simpsons reference just needs to be pitied. I pity you Harrison, i really do. Seriously, right now i’m makeing a sad face.

    #41 | Comment by kvl — March 3, 2004 @ 12:24 pm

  42. kvl, I actually did miss it. I’m an ass like that. But maybe it was because by the eighth "suck", it no longer looked like a real word.

    #42 | Comment by Harrison — March 3, 2004 @ 4:25 pm

  43. You fuggin yanks. England is the home of the English language so we speak its properly not the bastardised crap you immigrants speak. If you cant understand proper English then maybe you should go back to school.

    #43 | Comment by John Bull — March 3, 2004 @ 5:39 pm

  44. i would give anything to goto war with britain again.

    #44 | Comment by scentless — March 4, 2004 @ 3:13 pm

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