Well today marks the culmination of this past week’s Lindsay Lohan hype; Mean Girls hits theaters today. I’m *probably* gonna go see it today, if not tomorrow. And i’m sure some of you probably will too. This doesn’t mean that we won’t be seeing more of Lindsay, there’s still her SNL appearance to look forward to this Saturday. Judging from the promos, expect a fair amount of cleavage vidcaps to come out of that. Holla!
Now Playing!So yeah, with your help (and donations *cough cough*) we can probably keep this site alive for another 4 more years to come.
Oh and by the way, watch out for the UNDERCOVER COP that’s trolling the comments as a 14 year old girl and teasing us with pictures of ‘herself’. If she tries to meet up with you, just say no!!!! Or you’ll go to jail and end up being a story on Dateline NBC!!!!!
They’ll never catch me though. I’d never try to meet up with underage girls. Or accept nude pictures of them. Besides, i hate girls. Everybody knows i’m all about the cock. I loves teh cock. MMMM.
Beware the UNDERCOVER COP!!!
Seacrest out!
1st – biatch!
#1 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — April 30, 2004 @ 9:44 am
Not to get off topic so quickly, I just saw this and wanted to pass it on. The auction will drop out of view before too long and this was too funny for you to miss.
http://tinyurl.com/289lt
I’ve never seen an eBay auction get over 10 million hits before!
#2 | Comment by Ben Lurkin — April 30, 2004 @ 9:47 am
Thought you would like to know, Lindsay Lohan’s hosting SNL this week…
#3 | Comment by rbswang — April 30, 2004 @ 9:52 am
i think i already mentioned that…
read much? it’s only 5 lines into the post.
#4 | Comment by Justin — April 30, 2004 @ 9:58 am
good morning. lindsay is hottt.
#5 | Comment by YD — April 30, 2004 @ 10:21 am
HEY DID YOU GUYS HEAR?!?!?!?
There’s a Home video of Paris Hilton having SEX!!!
#6 | Comment by Dope — April 30, 2004 @ 10:25 am
Any guy who thinks lindsay Lohan is ugly,fat, not attractive should have his genome harvested and later cloned until all men were so twisted that girls like lindsay would beg for some attention and then…
slap! huh? I was sleepwriting again…
#7 | Comment by Hyperion — April 30, 2004 @ 10:54 am
i had a feeling that deniese chick was a cop. i dont know to many girls who want justin to fuck them at all, let alone the young ones.ha. watch out the man is always trying to bring ya down.
#8 | Comment by hesey — April 30, 2004 @ 10:58 am
ooooh yeah, i just heard about the paris sex tape sounds good! have any of you guys seen it? oh, by the way LL is hosting SNL this weekend! justin, have you heard?
#9 | Comment by ur mamma — April 30, 2004 @ 10:58 am
me i bang this really hot chick on the side , so not to be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100 percent queer, he LOVES the cock.
#10 | Comment by hesey — April 30, 2004 @ 11:01 am
Damn man, when will people realize the pedophile thing is a joke.
Pedo’s Away!!!
#11 | Comment by bligityblah — April 30, 2004 @ 11:03 am
I’d go see Mean Girls if they had Tina Fey in skimpy clothing.
#12 | Comment by grud — April 30, 2004 @ 11:06 am
**Damn man, when will people realize the pedophile thing is a joke.**
As soon as we get the FUBAR funded ‘Hooked on Phonics’ drive up and running. I love that this site is mainly text based (yes, we come to see the boobies, but you actually have the option of reading what Justin has to say about them)and no one makes the effort to read.
I blame it on the foreigners. If you are going to come to our website, learn to read the language!
#13 | Comment by Kei — April 30, 2004 @ 11:11 am
grud, you see Tina Fey in a bra. I dunno if that’ll do it for ya, but for Fey, I think that’s about as skimpy as it’s gonna get.
#14 | Comment by Harrison — April 30, 2004 @ 11:20 am
Tina Fey 1
Tina Fey 2
Tina Fey 3
#15 | Comment by Justin — April 30, 2004 @ 11:29 am
how about some banners and popups and stuff, justin? it will help to keep the site up and running
#16 | Comment by vhw — April 30, 2004 @ 11:43 am
mmmmm….Tina Fey….She has that whole nerdy hotness to her. Lets get more pictures of her up here.
SAY NO TO UNDERCOVER COPS!
#17 | Comment by KB — April 30, 2004 @ 12:08 pm
14 years old…and a cop?
YOU MEAN LINDSAY LOHAN IS A COP!?!?!?!?
(i know…I know…just trying to be wacky)
#18 | Comment by Droo — April 30, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
i wanna trace fey’s scar with my tongue.
#19 | Comment by scentless — April 30, 2004 @ 12:21 pm
Justin, you shouldn’t have bothered to warn people. Anybody who actually would have been stupid enough to get himself in trouble with an alleged 14 year old deserves to get in trouble!
Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to get back to sitting alone, waiting for the girl at the local supermarket to have her next birthday, so I can start hitting on her.
#20 | Comment by foodie — April 30, 2004 @ 12:40 pm
Seriously, Justin gets pumped up about the gayest movies.
#21 | Comment by TheDude — April 30, 2004 @ 12:46 pm
"They’ll never catch me though. I’d never try to meet up with underage girls. Or accept nude pictures of them. Besides, i hate girls. Everybody knows i’m all about the cock. I loves teh cock. MMMM.
Beware the UNDERCOVER COP!!!"
hahaha good cover, mang.
#22 | Comment by Doctor_Doom — April 30, 2004 @ 12:58 pm
MMMM… britney ass. looking a little wide though
http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0404/30/normal_006.jpg
#23 | Comment by fing 11 — April 30, 2004 @ 1:21 pm
ok first off, justin might go see mean girls but i for one will not waste time (not money cause i get in for free :)* to see it in theaters…yes lindsey is super hott but that movie looks fuckin retarded, i will just wait for it on starz or hbo or something and on another note…lindsey is gonna be on SNL did anyone know that? and i’ve heard some rumors about a "paris hilton" doing a sex tape has anyone seen it…..(being sarcastic) fuckin idiots.. DONT BE FOOLED BY THE MAN!!!! (and by man i mean 14 year old undercover cops!)
#24 | Comment by lurker/poster — April 30, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Ok, wait, where is this hott 14 cop, and where can I meet up with her for teh sex?
#25 | Comment by TruPedo!!!111 — April 30, 2004 @ 1:26 pm
You know, I’ve laughed at you all for your pedophile ways but I was at a McDonald’s last night near the local high school and there were a bunch of young ladies in their track uniforms. One looked just like Keira Knightly. Anyway, they were very hot. And then I realized, they’re half my age. Oh, the inhumanity!
It reminds me of the line from Revenge of the Nerds when they asked if anyone had dates for the Lamda, Lamda, Lamda party and Booger says that he’s been cruising the high schools all day.
On a side note – our receptionist here at work just came into my office. She looks smokin’ today (not that she doesn’t most everyday). Tight T-shirt, short skirt and Uggs up to the middle of her calves. Yum-my! At least she’s over 18.
#26 | Comment by Smartass — April 30, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
excellent update. i love teh gay cock-loving posts.
#27 | Comment by lizzi — April 30, 2004 @ 1:45 pm
HEY DID YOU GUYS HEAR?!?!?!?
There’s a Home video of Paris Hilton having SEX!!!
Posted by Dope
Hey dope are u a 14yr old girl willing to send pictures and have sex???
#28 | Comment by concerned citizen — April 30, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
All u fuckers are gonna pay. We’re gonna make u eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then make u it your shit that is made up of our shit.
#29 | Comment by Ray and Silent Bill — April 30, 2004 @ 1:59 pm
Hey Smartass, don’t feel ashamed. They can’t arrest you for indecent thoughts. Plus you can stare all you want. The girls really love it when guys that could be their dad’s are leering at them.
Also, high school volleyball girls are damn fine. If you’ve ever seem them you know what I mean.
#30 | Comment by AK — April 30, 2004 @ 2:02 pm
If a cop pretends to be a 14 year old girl…can i pretend to be a 14 year old boy?
and then we meet up in a dark ally and have ‘freaky-circus-sex’ ….and then we realize we’re both the same age….and then we think it’s ok…so we do it again…..and this time she practices her vocabulary and times tables while we’re doing it….So i start helping her with her homework….and then i realize the cop is just using me for my body!!!! She doesn’t really love me for ME.
Female Cops are Fucking Pigs!
#31 | Comment by Dope — April 30, 2004 @ 2:03 pm
http://tinyurl.com/24p9d
Lotsa Lohan
#32 | Comment by Outlaw Torn — April 30, 2004 @ 2:19 pm
Justin, thanks for the Tina Fey links. Now I shall nap and have wet dreams.
Find some Fergie from BEP, and a donation will surely be in your future!!!
#33 | Comment by grud — April 30, 2004 @ 2:54 pm
here here!
i second that one…..donations for Fergie and Gena Lee!
#34 | Comment by Dope — April 30, 2004 @ 2:57 pm
Why do cops have to suck the fun out of everything. Lets all go crazy and start killing cops.
Oh crap theres a cop at my door.. ahhhhh i didnt mean it stop touching me. MOMMMMYYYY!
#35 | Comment by shazzy69 — April 30, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Yeah, i sure am a cop. if ya’ll really think that then you’re crazy! you can email me or IM me or whatever, but i’m not a cop… do you really think that your tax money woudl pay a cop to look at THIS site????
and i can’t post during the day because i have this thing called SCHOOL… not sure if ya’ll would know about that… and i’m not trying to fuck any of ya’ll, especially Justin. I’ve fucked enough guys recently and i’ve gotten myself in enough trouble… i doubt the police force would take me if i WANTED to be a cop (and i don’t)
#36 | Comment by Denise — April 30, 2004 @ 5:38 pm
Yeah, i sure am a cop. if ya’ll really think that then you’re crazy! you can email me or IM me or whatever, but i’m not a cop…
Right he’s an FBI agent. Just because we "can IM you or e-mail you" doesnt prove you aren’t. Prove your not a cop by not trying to get people to meet you or see you naked, by this I mean quit posting. I assure you no one wants that. And if someone did want you they certainly aren’t going to take a risk
#37 | Comment by Bob — April 30, 2004 @ 11:56 pm
"… do you really think that your tax money woudl pay a cop to look at THIS site????"
Yes.
#38 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 1, 2004 @ 4:17 am
wow denise it is so convincing that you are not a cop, because you cant post during the day, i think me and you should have ‘freaky-circus-sex’. you guys should believe her to, she says she not a cop, so theres no way she can be. you cant lie on the internet its impossible.
#39 | Comment by hesey — May 1, 2004 @ 6:55 am
I, for one, believe Denise. She sounds too smart to be a cop.
#40 | Comment by HugeMexican — May 2, 2004 @ 7:09 am
Lindsay Lohan + Harry Potter SNL skit = WOW!!!!!
#41 | Comment by Rick James — May 2, 2004 @ 7:43 am
I know this is completly off topic (What with everyone talking about Tina Fey and her scar (I heard a rumor that it was that she was raped and the rapist cut her. Hence her not wanting to talk about it, mindyou, it was just a rumor), Lindsay Lohan’s freckle filled boobs and pedophilia (An incredibly common topic here) but I’d like to go into the subject of DVD’s now (You lot always seem to be quite knowledgable about this subject.
1- I just saw an ad for the classic Star Wars Widescreen Box Set on DVD which comes out on September 21st. I want the fucker more then I want Amy on a seedy motel bed.
http://tinyurl.com/2yw8a
Problem is, I was looking at the features and whatnot, and it seems to be lacking something. I certainly wouldnt want to purchase it only two months later have a Special Edition come out.
2- Does anyone have any idea when the Extended Lord of the Rings Box Set comes out?
3- Is the Indiana Jones Trilogy Box Set worth purchasing? Im a fan of the series, but I would be pretty pissed if a new version came out in a short time later.
4- The Alien Quadrilogy seems rad, but I have the same issue I have with #1 and #3
5- I want to buy a new DVD player. Which one do you guys reccomend? Im sicking of using my PC and PS2 😛
and finnaly 6- Wheres the best place to get Japanese/Chinese/Korean DVDs for cheap thats reliable (Bootleg or not, no diffrence)? Ive seen a couple of places online (With subs in English, dubs are for fucks), but they seemed a bit shady to me…
#42 | Comment by Guizhang — May 2, 2004 @ 7:47 am
Lindsey lohan is pretty hot but even with those completely prepared headshots and model photos she has freckles which means she prolly has about 5-10 times that amount you see, and i fucking hate freckles.
And a little fun fact, no one has freckles on their ass naturally, so double up on the jimmy hat.
#43 | Comment by Dionysus187 — May 3, 2004 @ 2:59 am
I wonder if justin hates LL now that she made fun of his punk bitch avril on SNL
#44 | Comment by buttbugget — May 3, 2004 @ 6:18 am
Hi Boys! I’m 16, have got bigger boobs than lindsay, and am more than willing to spread my legs for you!
#45 | Comment by Sophie — May 3, 2004 @ 9:21 pm
Still broken?
#46 | Comment by WP — May 3, 2004 @ 11:12 pm
I hate TinyURL…
Learn to use html you dumb fucks!
#47 | Comment by NGEddie — May 3, 2004 @ 11:25 pm
I want to see the Harry Potter sketch from SNL again. Anyone got a link or something?
#48 | Comment by DiabloJones — May 3, 2004 @ 11:28 pm
Yeh we definetly need justin to find a lil clip of the harry potter skit. Or at least some screen caps. Must see beautifull cleavage again.
#49 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 3, 2004 @ 11:55 pm
HP Skit Movies: (these are ftp links to this is fucking them up so i’m using fake "html" to get the point across that you need the whole url)
RealPlayer: (url)ftp://public1.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000/snl/snl_may2004_rm.zip(/url)
WMP:
(url)ftp://public1.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000/snl/snl_may2004_wmv.zip(/url)
Quicktime:
(url)ftp://public1.ftp.mugglenet.com:9000/snl/snl_may2004_qt.zip(/url)
If any of those have stopped working, try using the same url with public2 instead of public1. Enjoy…
#50 | Comment by garfep — May 4, 2004 @ 1:17 am
garfep, none of the addresses appear to be working?
#51 | Comment by Scott F. — May 4, 2004 @ 1:23 am
Delete the (url) and (/url) before and after. Depending on your browser, they might work. But if not, since they’re FTP links, just try an FTP client. FlashFXP should work well.
#52 | Comment by garfep — May 4, 2004 @ 1:29 am
I was looking for "dontlinkthis.net" but found LindsayLohan.com. Can we please talk about someone else??
#53 | Comment by fungi — May 4, 2004 @ 1:47 am
Shut-up fungi. You’re ruining the mood. Freckled boobies, mmmmmm.
#54 | Comment by DiabloJones — May 4, 2004 @ 2:27 am
http://www.areafamosas.com/imagenes/lindsay_lohan_wow1.jpg
http://www.areafamosas.com/imagenes/lindsay_lohan_wow2.jpg
#55 | Comment by Horndog — May 4, 2004 @ 2:44 am
stupid fungi. would you prefer the usual cheap avril lavigne in-concert ass shot? at least the focus right now is on a girl with actual tits (and appeal).
#56 | Comment by blah — May 4, 2004 @ 3:23 am
here you are perverts: Lindsay Lohan, the Olsen twins, that Duff girl and everybody else jailbait.
http://tinyurl.com/3422a
/i hate tinyurl and html
#57 | Comment by YBLalat — May 4, 2004 @ 3:25 am
So I sent Justin 7 Lohan screencaps from the SNL and the Harry Potter skit last night. He hasn’t posted them yet. He must be sitting on them. Though I think he’s got finals all this week and therefore very busy. Ah, he’ll get to it eventually I imagine.
#58 | Comment by cf — May 4, 2004 @ 3:29 am
hey Horndog, way to post pictures that we’ve all seen a million times on this site.
#59 | Comment by KB — May 4, 2004 @ 3:31 am
that spanish site is assome! but man i need a new post… im starting to realize how sad my life is without fubar
#60 | Comment by poohbear — May 4, 2004 @ 3:33 am
http://tinyurl.com/27acm
#61 | Comment by me and only me — May 4, 2004 @ 4:00 am
I’m definitely not a cop, i’ve got a pvc cop uniform though!
#62 | Comment by Sophie — May 4, 2004 @ 4:37 am
checked out the superiorpics link. There is so much hotter jailbait out there than LL. Sure freckled boobies are good but she needs to lose some of that baby fat.
#63 | Comment by fungi — May 4, 2004 @ 4:50 am
Freckles are hot! Why does she cover them with makeup!?
#64 | Comment by HighlyEvolved — May 4, 2004 @ 5:25 am
LindsayLohan-On-Conan.MOV
I’m not sure how long it’ll stay up.
#65 | Comment by Ex — May 4, 2004 @ 6:13 am
Star Wars originals on DVD=best event of the year.
Indy DVD set–can’t imagine why they wouldn’t be worth it. Think about it. While the Star Wars movies got updated now and then, you never saw the Indy films changed? The same ones that were released originally on video are the ones on DVD now, and there’s so much extra stuff added that the only way there’ll ever be more added is if/when Indy 4 comes out. And I don’t think that’ll be soon.
Back on-topic…where is Justin with a SNL post??
CAPS!!!!!
There are more caps at another site I know, but I won’t give the link ’cause it’s a big-boob obsession site and the last thing it needs are a bunch of people who hate boobs who are gonna come in and flame and fuck shit up.
#66 | Comment by Duante — May 4, 2004 @ 8:50 am
Lindsay Lohan, Harry Potter Skit 1
Lindsay Lohan, Harry Potter Skit 2
#67 | Comment by Ex — May 4, 2004 @ 12:10 pm
OMG! Another undercover cop! Run away!
#68 | Comment by cf — May 4, 2004 @ 12:30 pm
*sigh* it seems like so long since a new topic. BUT! Thanks for the pictures, Ex. 🙂
#69 | Comment by Mike — May 4, 2004 @ 12:37 pm
damn from some angles she looks like the guy from malcom in the middle, agent cody banks…
did their dad cheat on their moms?
#70 | Comment by wilder — May 4, 2004 @ 12:52 pm
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damn from some angles she looks like the guy from malcom in the middle, agent cody banks…
did their dad cheat on their moms?
————–
That’s come up like 30 times on here… There was even a topic about it… you should look in the archives. 😉
#71 | Comment by Mike — May 4, 2004 @ 12:53 pm
Just tried to dl the SNL videos from the ftp server and the resulting zip file keeps asking for a password
#72 | Comment by doczoom — May 6, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
i have discovered time travel!!!!
… whered the new posts go?
#73 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 6:35 pm
i have discovered time travel!!!!
… whered the new posts go?
#74 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 6:36 pm
i have discovered not to click post twice!!!!
…im a dumbass
#75 | Comment by poohbear — May 8, 2004 @ 6:41 pm
Fuck Lindsay Lohan, Jack Johnson will be on SNL this weekend. BTW, I heard on the radio that Bruce Willis hooked up with her. Gross.
#76 | Comment by Titleist — March 10, 2005 @ 8:58 pm