“…NO.”

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First, the prerequisite Lindsay Lohan vidcaps. Sorry they’re a bit late. Haven’t had time to update the site properly what with me moving the site around and stuff. Again.

I’ll explain in a bit.

“We’re off to go beat some bludgers.”
“Oh, Quidditch then?”
“…NO.”

“I’ve got to go tame my dragon.”
“You’ve got a new pet?”
“…NO.”

By the way, this comment amused me:

I was looking for “thatsjustnotright.com” but found LindsayLohan.com. Can we please talk about someone else??

Posted by fungi – 1:47am May 4, 2004

Also, check out the comment by Sophie in this post.


So yeah. Guess what. I’m on a new server. Yup, a newer one. The one that i moved to about 6 days ago couldn’t handle the site. Apparently i was using up all their system resources or some crap like that. So they put a limit of some kind on my cgi-bin so that only 100 users can be accessing it at a time. Or something. Hence the internal server errors you all have been getting for the past few days. Does that makes sense? Probably not.

Here’s what the tech support guy said:

your account was limited to 100 users using 100% of the cpu for 40 seconds a piece. Your account was using more resources then the system server itself. We sent a notfication e-mail of this issue to the e-mail listed in your billing information. The resources allocated to you are more then 20 times more then we offer to anyone else, we limited you only to the fact that you were averaging use of 49% of the overall CPU do the yabbi script.

BALLS!!!!

I never did get their e-mail by the way. Anyhow, i’m on another server now. This time i made it a point to tell them that this site is a bandwidth eating resource hog so they could put me in some special plan or something where they won’t screw my cgi-bin over. Anyhow, i’m hoping that i won’t have to move again. Let’s just see how long i’ll be able to host this site on this server.

Some numbers my site generated when it was still badinagoodway.com and hosted by Solosier. That was like 2 years ago i think (i had to switch hosts because i was costing him too much money. hehehe).

Anyhow, apologies for the lack of updates. Been busy with school and stuff. First day of summer classes started today.

So i was in one of my classes and we all had to introduce ourselves and mention something interesting about.. ourselves. I tell everyone that i’m really boring in real life. But not online (actually i am too kinda). Then i tell everyone about fubar. URL and all (doh!). I mention what i write about (“…entertainment and pop culture…”, hey it’s partly true!), i mention the number of daily visitors (“…5000 to 7000…”) and blah blah blah blah (all the time neglecting to mention that fact that 97% of my visitors are all horny males and that i have pictures of teen starlets all over the place). So then my lecturer asks “Why is it called thatsjustnotright.com?”. I hesitated for a while. I’m thinking “Oh God… how am i gonna explain this?”.

Then i chickened out and said:

“You’ll have to go there to see why”.

Seriously, i often wonder what people’s first impressions are about this site. You long time regulars obviously seem to like it. And most importantly, ‘get’ what’s going on around here. I’m hoping that most of the newbs (the ones that aren’t perverts like most of you lot) eventually catch on to the joke and realize the whole pedo thing is just a running gag.

So yeah, to OFFICER Denise; who’s prowling for pedos in the comments (or maybe it’s OFFICER DENNIS!!!!), don’t arrest me!!!! Remember, i hate girls. I LOOOOOOVE teh cock.

78 thoughts on ““…NO.””

  1. jimmy fallon cops a look in pic 5

    #1 | Comment by j — May 3, 2004 @ 9:29 pm

  2. That may have been the point of the whole skit. Good work.

    Nerds Away!!!

    #2 | Comment by bligityblah — May 3, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

  3. three

    #3 | Comment by Johnny — May 3, 2004 @ 9:38 pm

  4. that was the whole point of the skit dumbass

    #4 | Comment by bleh — May 3, 2004 @ 9:38 pm

  5. I’m saddened by the fact that I’m a long time pervert regular with nothing funny to say.

    #5 | Comment by bligityblah — May 3, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

  6. sure, LL is nice and all, but how about a change of scenery. …. or a nip slip.

    #6 | Comment by ViNe — May 3, 2004 @ 9:46 pm

  7. wow! i watched thisd episode in amazement while a 17 yr old flashed her chest for all to see. When she turns 18, have her do a nude scene! and 1 yr later, hilary duff, too.

    #7 | Comment by eddie — May 3, 2004 @ 9:58 pm

  8. You know it seems like she likes playing the role of a school girl and she looks pretty fine in that outfit. Do I sense a School Girl Porno coming out in the near future?

    #8 | Comment by Nevets1106 — May 3, 2004 @ 10:04 pm

  9. man, ll looks so fat in that first pic.

    #9 | Comment by john — May 3, 2004 @ 10:10 pm

  10. Lindsay is such as slut. That is soooo hot.

    #10 | Comment by Download-This — May 3, 2004 @ 10:14 pm

  11. I’m pretty much a newb to the site, i’ve only been browsing for the last 7 months but I must say that pitching a tent to fubar has become the highlight of my day. I turn to your site for latest and greatest chest shots from the hottest celebs that walk this earth. The ocassional dancing slut is always a plus. Justin, me and my one eyed trouser snake salute you! Keep up the good work.

    #11 | Comment by Nevets1106 — May 3, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

  12. Those images look like they were processed in Neat Image. Either that or Lindsey has giant wrinkles on her breasts!

    #12 | Comment by Serra — May 3, 2004 @ 10:19 pm

  13. 13

    #13 | Comment by indyman — May 3, 2004 @ 10:25 pm

  14. That Harry Potter skit was hot and I wish they took that Tatu rip off skit further and replaced Rachel Dratch with Tina Fey

    #14 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — May 3, 2004 @ 10:51 pm

  15. Gina Lee Nolin VidCaps

    They’re not much…

    #15 | Comment by Ex — May 3, 2004 @ 11:10 pm

  16. who butchered her chest?

    #16 | Comment by RussG — May 3, 2004 @ 11:40 pm

  17. looks like she needs a new plastic surgeon

    #17 | Comment by RushLimbaugh — May 3, 2004 @ 11:47 pm

  18. anymore nolin caps, how about the vid itself.

    #18 | Comment by bonza lot — May 3, 2004 @ 11:49 pm

  19. You want lindsay? I’ll show you lindsay…

    here

    #19 | Comment by Vidfreaky — May 4, 2004 @ 1:17 am

  20. doh…

    try again

    here

    #20 | Comment by Vidfreaky — May 4, 2004 @ 1:20 am

  21. Long time regulars still don’t get this site… visiting this site is like an addiction of putting a vibrator in your pee-hole, you don’t know why you do it, you don’t know how you found out about it, you just know you like it!

    #21 | Comment by WP — May 4, 2004 @ 1:54 am

  22. AAAHHHHH Damn you WP! Why you gotta bring that up again? I had all but forgotten about that and now the image is in my head again. Excuse me while I now go vomit.

    #22 | Comment by Scorpion — May 4, 2004 @ 2:05 am

  23. ^w3rd

    #23 | Comment by mC — May 4, 2004 @ 2:10 am

  24. lohan is hot! anyone here think she’s a nympho? or will be if she isn’t yet? hope she doesn’t go all skanky like christina whats-her-name…

    #24 | Comment by vultureug — May 4, 2004 @ 2:14 am

  25. Okay. So, everyone’s tired of jacking off to Lindsay’s freckled cleavage already, yeah?

    Alright — so, who’s next on the list?

    /if Sophie posts her pics, I vote for her

    #25 | Comment by YBLalat — May 4, 2004 @ 2:43 am

  26. that is of course in the condition that:

    this Sophie character is not an undercover cop.

    /"I repeat: the suspect is hatless! Hatless!"

    #26 | Comment by YBLalat — May 4, 2004 @ 2:48 am

  27. Vidfreaky, waaaay behind the curve there bud. Check the forums.

    #27 | Comment by bligityblah — May 4, 2004 @ 2:50 am

  28. i like boobs.

    #28 | Comment by scentless — May 4, 2004 @ 2:57 am

  29. Lemme tell ya…if Sophie posted the SAME EXACT THING in every single comments section from the "Lohan Bikini Pics" all the way until now, THEN I’d suspect something was terribly wrong and MAYBE she could be an undercover cop.

    But of course she’s only posted in that one comments section, right? …
    …
    …
    …
    HOLY SHIT! IT’S THE SAME EXACT COMMENT IN EVERY POST FROM THE BIKINI PICS TIL NOW!

    ::slowly backs away::

    #29 | Comment by cf — May 4, 2004 @ 3:05 am

  30. Cops or no cops, this site rocks! Some would say it’s because of all the boobies. I say it’s because of the simple fact that the forum here is honest and enjoys creating a safe, legal outlet for its raging pedo tendancies …and because of all the boobies.

    Just make sure you save some of that over-aged, consenting cock for me!

    clap off! *clap clap*

    #30 | Comment by Dr.Einstein — May 4, 2004 @ 3:16 am

  31. those harry potter skit screen caps look like some terrible porn with a little 12 yr. old boy. im ready for this site to worship a new girl this week.

    #31 | Comment by joe, the original one — May 4, 2004 @ 3:35 am

  32. new girl? how about hilary duff? no wait, I hate her… and she’s a nazi…

    #32 | Comment by vultureug — May 4, 2004 @ 3:47 am

  33. lets go international. and not some canadian chick (nothing against canadians) oooh what about some latin girl or a hot asian sensation.

    #33 | Comment by joe — May 4, 2004 @ 4:45 am

  34. Uhh, let’s not talk about underage b00bies. Not only is that pretty illegal, it is also a pretty scary concept.

    Besides, why would you want to think of a naked 14 year old when there are so many hot 20-40 year olds? I mean, guys, drooling over the Olsen Twins is more acceptable than asking a supposed 14year old for her pictures, and even then those two look like a mixture of Paris Hilton and Melting.

    #34 | Comment by MtMan900 — May 4, 2004 @ 4:59 am

  35. Hi boys, post your e-mails and i’ll show you my pics! I’m blonde, 16, irish and HOT!

    #35 | Comment by Sophie — May 4, 2004 @ 5:01 am

  36. vultureug: I think a girl that young with a pair of tits so well developed has got to have a good (high) level of natural feminin hormones, you bet she has her needs for afection toping the sky, maybe she’s not a nympho but my intuition says shes in HEAT! Unless of course, as i heard in a rumor, she smokes. That would kill the libido making her a cold heart bitch. What a loss…
    By the way, john? YOU LOOK FAT!!

    #36 | Comment by Hyperion — May 4, 2004 @ 5:17 am

  37. sophie…aka denise…stop posting…oink oink

    #37 | Comment by FBI — May 4, 2004 @ 7:54 am

  38. as a longtime reg, (not sure how long, before avril at least) I’ve always loved the wonderful combination of porn and humor. I bet sophie goes through everyone’s name who put there e-mail addy in and sends them pics whether they want them or not. Entrapment I say.

    #38 | Comment by Charles — May 4, 2004 @ 8:05 am

  39. Yeah, here’s the harry potter sketch with Lindsay on SNL (bit torrent)

    http://pkvwk.url.cjb.net

    Holla!

    #39 | Comment by Dex — May 4, 2004 @ 8:33 am

  40. you know the sad thing about sophie, is that if she’s not a cop, man she is looking for love in all the wrong places

    #40 | Comment by chummyjigger — May 4, 2004 @ 9:36 am

  41. I know that all of you guys are old and stuff but what about me im barly older than lindsey. Im definetly entitled to oggle at those big giant freckled suckalicious…um her breasts.

    #41 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 4, 2004 @ 9:42 am

  42. Hey, i just found out Lindsay handed over her phone number to Colin Farrel in one ocasion, just like that! Because he´s not exactly looking for some time behind bars, refused any date as soon he realized she was 17. Man! She´s just begging for it! She´s just waiting for some old guy to ride her good! Why the hell do i feel so bad about this shit? DAAAMM!!

    #42 | Comment by Hyperion — May 4, 2004 @ 10:09 am

  43. Lacey Chabert takes the next step on the road to full nudity.

    #43 | Comment by Frank — May 4, 2004 @ 10:34 am

  44. lindsay lohan as hermione grainger with cleavage?!? the writers at SNL are raiding my personal fantasies

    #44 | Comment by chummyjigger — May 4, 2004 @ 12:01 pm

  45. I guess I’m a newb on this site too. I must admit I do like the pictures of nekkid girls and find it mildly amusing that Justin reminds me of me. (even the asian part)

    #45 | Comment by Howsurazz — May 4, 2004 @ 12:03 pm

  46. Haha, the jokes up now biatch. The cops arn’t gonna buy the whole second-level, ‘running gag’, I’m-just-humurous-don’t-throw-my-pedo-ass-in-jail scheme. I predict your mug all over the news in less than 6 months.

    "Breakthrough In Internet Paedophilia Plague: University Student Arested"

    yeaaap… bout the only thing left to do is go out in a blaze of glory. And make sure you delete that big list of regular’s IP addresses you’ve got stashed away, preferably sometime before the men with MP5’s smash through your windows.

    #46 | Comment by Lock — May 4, 2004 @ 12:04 pm

  47. Bugger. I think I’m addicted to Lindsay cuz of this site.

    #47 | Comment by RobertBruce — May 4, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

  48. Ia m new here too but I will not me on my knees kissing/////thx Ex for the vid cap…The real Hermine is hotter and younger. I feel so dirty right now

    #48 | Comment by talibanshee — May 4, 2004 @ 12:08 pm

  49. i never ever get long time reader shot outs.

    WEAKSAUCE DUDE WEAKSAUCE

    #49 | Comment by vass — May 4, 2004 @ 12:09 pm

  50. I have been coming to this site for a couple of weeks now and find it very funny and arousing. I am not some old pervert but a young one, and all those damn losers always saying it pedophilic (?). Lindsay is almost 18 and there ain’t much difference between those few days left! So shut up; age ain’t nuthin’ but a number right Aaliyah (but under 16ish is bad).

    #50 | Comment by qchad — May 4, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  51. What really turns me on is being read by undercover cops pretending to be teenagers,mmm so hard for you copper…that’s why I am here…to make you want it mister NightStick!!:P

    #51 | Comment by talibanshee — May 4, 2004 @ 12:15 pm

  52. man, that 17 year old really likes to show off her cleavage. And eddie, what was that about her flashing her tits? Sounds like I shouldve actually watched SNL for once….

    #52 | Comment by KB — May 4, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  53. In Ireland, England, Netherlands, she is legal RIGHT NOW. I think Australia too! SO are the Olson Twins and Hillary Duff. So, just put them on a plane and have fun boys!

    #53 | Comment by hotrodbob — May 4, 2004 @ 12:22 pm

  54. I nominate Lacey for the Most Likely to do Girl on Girl nude within the next 6 months.

    How bout some Jennifer Love Hewitt pics??

    #54 | Comment by fungi — May 4, 2004 @ 12:46 pm

  55. i must say that i just found this site today while searching for… well… thats beside the point. anyway, this site is awesome. keep up the good work dude.

    #55 | Comment by amicheze — May 4, 2004 @ 12:56 pm

  56. Am I missing something? I don’t see anything close to nude from Lacey.

    #56 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — May 4, 2004 @ 12:57 pm

  57. Give her some time man… she´ll get there…
    Lacey just needs a main role in a love story…
    What about Raven simone? Shes is the "biggest" in that photo up in the page top, why there is nothing on her?
    Christina milian: drooooool….

    #57 | Comment by Hyperion — May 4, 2004 @ 1:23 pm

  58. DAINEWS just changed their pic of the day.

    I clipped out the best parts of the Lacey Chabert pic and rehosted it here.

    #58 | Comment by Frank — May 4, 2004 @ 1:27 pm

  59. Thanks Frank! So close. Lacey, so hot.

    #59 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — May 4, 2004 @ 2:01 pm

  60. lindsay lohan as hermione grainger with cleavage?!? the writers at SNL are raiding my personal fantasies

    Posted by chummyjigger – 12:01am May 4, 2004

    Amen. And I can’t believe I seet my vcr incorrectly.

    #60 | Comment by blackwhitetaupe — May 4, 2004 @ 2:08 pm

  61. Amen. And I can’t believe I seet my vcr incorrectly.

    Posted by blackwhitetaupe – 2:08pm May 4, 2004

    TiVo buddy, Tivo…

    and i just find it kinda funny that Tina Fey, head writer on SNL and screenwriter for mean girls, would put lindsay in that sort of role on live tv .. not that I had a problem with it or anything…

    #61 | Comment by dave — May 4, 2004 @ 2:16 pm

  62. Holy Poo all this time ive been feeling like a Pedo.
    Then I realized im to young haha! infact most ppl ive been with are pedos cause they have almost all been older…
    but its sad because my birthday is coming up soon

    Ahh well 4yr grace period

    #62 | Comment by kayelemenohpee — May 4, 2004 @ 2:17 pm

  63. I think the laws in the US are too strickt with regards to having sex with younger girls, here you can have sex with girls over 16 so I guess I’m happy! If I go after my experience I feel really sorry for you guys in the states. For instance last week I was talking to these 2 cute chicks and while I was talking I asked their age. They were both 17, I thought to myself hmmm they are way to young for me, so I joked about that and was ready to leave. They were not amused about my joke and told me they had sex with older men than me and they started sharing their sex stories and I was like WTF? They talked about having sex with eachother and 2 extra guys and a whole lot of other experiences. Well suffice to say I was interested (horny), but we were all drunk (legal drinking age 16, so thats legal too) so nothing really happened that night. But I will look for them two girls this saturday, and I will thank god for the liberal laws in Holland!

    #63 | Comment by WP — May 4, 2004 @ 2:54 pm

  64. Oh man there is totaly nip slipage in that pic
    thank you Vidfreaky you are my hero

    here I know whats going on in the pic
    LL is posing for the pic and here friend is like
    "oh LL your nip is showing i better cover it up,
    WITH MY MOUTH"
    and LL is like "yes, oh yes"
    and i think im getting a little carried away here

    #64 | Comment by kayelemenohpee — May 4, 2004 @ 3:04 pm

  65. TiVo buddy, Tivo…

    and i just find it kinda funny that Tina Fey, head writer on SNL and
    screenwriter for mean girls, would put lindsay in that sort of role on live tv
    .. not that I had a problem with it or anything…

    Posted by dave – 2:16pm May 4, 2004

    maybe tina fey is a regular here, in fubar. haha. thats why there was avril in oneof the sketches.

    #65 | Comment by captain obvious — May 4, 2004 @ 3:09 pm

  66. i dont know if you have seen this yet but LL is super hott

    edit: please use http://www.tinyurl.com or HTML if you’re going to post a long URL. it stretches the page layout.

    #66 | Comment by -_- — May 4, 2004 @ 3:29 pm

  67. That SNL harry potter sketch was awesome. LL in a schoolgirl uniform showing off her cleavage… awesome.

    BTW, Sophie, I’m 16 too. e-mail me if you want.

    #67 | Comment by Baal — May 4, 2004 @ 3:33 pm

  68. (sorry for the double post)

    Oh, and if you are a cop, I never asked for any pics. I just said email me, since we’re the same age and go to the same site.

    #68 | Comment by Baal — May 4, 2004 @ 3:45 pm

  69. hey how about some kind of top 10 list where all these visitors write in a top 10 and we see what ladies this crowd is into, just need some volunteer to do some programming and what not.

    #69 | Comment by joe — May 4, 2004 @ 4:30 pm

  70. …maybe you guys missed it, with the "set my VCR incorrectly" remarks. Here’s the entire Harry Potter SNL sketch:

    http://pkvwk.url.cjb.net

    #70 | Comment by Dex — May 4, 2004 @ 4:49 pm

  71. I’m a 13 year old girl with size 97DDD breasts. Send me your name, e-mail, social, and a place where we can meet and i’ll gladly show you a good time. I’m totally a cop and will.. oh… damn… ha ha… just kidding… um…. totally NOT a cop… Yeah… E-mail me your naked pictures and maybe I’ll bring Sophie and Denise ’cause they’re cops too… NOT cops… oh damn… screw it….

    #71 | Comment by Mr. Skip — May 4, 2004 @ 4:52 pm

  72. thanks for that, Dex. cool.

    #72 | Comment by blackwhitetaupe — May 4, 2004 @ 6:39 pm

  73. Thats tight she did the "horney potter" scene. Most chicks would have been like.."how about i play an old lady or something."

    #73 | Comment by Mr. Junky — May 4, 2004 @ 8:30 pm

  74. SHOW US YOUR BOOBS, MR. SKIP!

    #74 | Comment by blah — May 4, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

  75. oh my GOD, i got back from a trip and this is such an awesome update! mr and mrs lohan are gods!

    #75 | Comment by casper — May 5, 2004 @ 12:12 pm

  76. new lohan for all the big boob lovers out there, sorry it’s a bit blurry, but hey i ain’t complaining.

    http://tinyurl.com/25gl9

    #76 | Comment by meandonlyme — May 5, 2004 @ 12:26 pm

  77. actually, Ihear Rachel Dratch has some nice hooters, but I haven’t found them out there yet

    #77 | Comment by wowee — June 13, 2004 @ 3:47 am

  78. hey im looking for the snl ep on 05 01 04 that had ms. lohan on it. shes so fucking hot

    #78 | Comment by Jon — January 14, 2005 @ 8:15 am

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