55 thoughts on “omgomg IT’S HERE.”

1. 

   That sure came out creepy…hehehe.

   Mail it to me! Remember Titanic!

   #1 | Comment by bligityblah — May 19, 2004 @ 6:15 pm

2. 

   Thats just great. Really.

   #2 | Comment by Grantaire — May 19, 2004 @ 6:16 pm

3. 

   Um….Cool 🙂

   #3 | Comment by Windsor — May 19, 2004 @ 6:16 pm

4. 

   you are teh creepy one. creepy mccreepster.

   #4 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 6:17 pm

5. 

   You bought it! Scary Restrainingorderson!

   #5 | Comment by bligityblah — May 19, 2004 @ 6:18 pm

6. 

   shut up

   go buy paris hiltons pants. smell her cooch.

   #6 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 6:21 pm

7. 

   Might want to Saran Wrap that. After all, if the grizzly bear can’t smell Lindsay Lohan inside, the smell must clearly not be getting out of the Saran Wrap.

   *realizes this 1980’s commercial reference is likely flying far above the heads of most of the readers here*

   #7 | Comment by Umgawa — May 19, 2004 @ 6:25 pm

8. 

   8th post …

   Bombs Away

   #8 | Comment by Bin Laden — May 19, 2004 @ 6:28 pm

9. 

   I am happy to announce that coming next week will be my own line of erotic scents. Here is what I have so far:
   Scent of the Skank Flower.
   Ima Hoe Feminent Deodorant Spray.
   Puffy Nipple and Freckle Cover-up lotion.

   I have to get these products out quick- my 15 minutes are almost over.

   #9 | Comment by Lindsay — May 19, 2004 @ 6:32 pm

10. 

    oh…my…god…can ya set up a shrine so i can make a pilgrimage…like my own personal mecca… and sniffy sniff the lohanness…wow…now i am being creepy…ehhh whatever…

    #10 | Comment by hitek — May 19, 2004 @ 6:36 pm

11. 

    LOL!!! That is messed up but hi-larious. Who wears a shawl, really?!?

    #11 | Comment by qchad — May 19, 2004 @ 6:37 pm

12. 

    LINDSAY LOHAN! and now, i have her shawl. i think my life is complete. for now.

    so is anybody gonna buy paris hiltons pants or what?

    #12 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

13. 

    Hey Justin, you should unblock me on AIM so I can stalk you … yup.

    #13 | Comment by JustSumDude — May 19, 2004 @ 6:42 pm

14. 

    wow…there was something very wrong with that conversation, i just can’t quite put my finger on it…mm…finger…lohan…anyways…yah ur such a creep! you creep!

    #14 | Comment by Sexmaster — May 19, 2004 @ 6:45 pm

15. 

    !!!…

    #15 | Comment by http://www.24-24.tk — May 19, 2004 @ 6:51 pm

16. 

    oh shut up! if you had it in your hands, you KNOW you’d give it a smell. or two. or three. or seven.

    and that goes for you girls too!

    anyhow it’s going into permanent storage now. right beside my titanic laserdisc. besides, what the hell am i supposed to do with a freakin shawl anyway?

    #16 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 7:00 pm

17. 

    Wow, can you say loser? How do you even know its hers? I could walk into my sisters room, pick up something that looks like it was in the movie and say it is. Your standing in my book went from "Creepy Cool" to just "Creepy"

    #17 | Comment by TheAmericanjesus — May 19, 2004 @ 7:01 pm

18. 

    Hey justin post a pic of u wearing it
    that would be so cool

    #18 | Comment by perv — May 19, 2004 @ 7:09 pm

19. 

    TheAmericanjesus, you’re not Simon and this isn’t American Idol.

    #19 | Comment by H.E. — May 19, 2004 @ 7:10 pm

20. 

    justin is the shit, keep on rocking man

    #20 | Comment by J.C. — May 19, 2004 @ 7:11 pm

21. 

    Hahhahahaha dude, hilarious. Been wondering when you’d give us an update on the ebay thing. That chatlog was well worth the wait.

    Oh and Americanjesus, lighten up noob. Look where you are. the URL is thatsjustnotright and the name of the site is FUBAR. What else would you expect?

    #21 | Comment by antihero — May 19, 2004 @ 7:12 pm

22. 

    no it wouldn’t be cool! THAT would be creepy. SILENCE OF THE LAMBSSSS creepy.

    #22 | Comment by Justin — May 19, 2004 @ 7:14 pm

23. 

    Wow, Justin, a happy day for you indeed. 😉

    #23 | Comment by Mike — May 19, 2004 @ 7:21 pm

24. 

    "she puts the lotion in the basket!"…or in your case the shawl..hehe

    #24 | Comment by hitek — May 19, 2004 @ 7:24 pm

25. 

    someone’s actually bidding on the paris pants.

    #25 | Comment by john — May 19, 2004 @ 7:27 pm

26. 

    I’m jealous 🙁

    BTW TheAmericanjesus, you need to develop a sense of humor

    And Justin, you need to pull off more fucked up stunts like this

    #26 | Comment by bob the builder — May 19, 2004 @ 7:28 pm

27. 

    psykotik2k: it smells
    psykotik2k: like
    psykotik2k: A GIRL

    HAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHA

    #27 | Comment by Krome — May 19, 2004 @ 7:41 pm

28. 

    I got that e-bay site open and there are some intreging items….those Michelle Williams sandles, Sarah-Michelle’s socks !!! Now there’re some items worthy of my sniff………glad i am not the only creepy one here. Nice score Justin !!

    #28 | Comment by talibanshee — May 19, 2004 @ 7:49 pm

29. 

    "I’m in the back seat of your truck, with duct tape stretched out"

    Now that he has stumped below the creepy as fuck level with this, what is left for Justin to acquire.

    Its funny as smell man but really LMAO, awww fuck it, can I smell it?!?!?

    #29 | Comment by Alias — May 19, 2004 @ 7:51 pm

30. 

    good atcha justin! and fuck the negative little pinprick here trying to sound high and mighty…

    #30 | Comment by d33j — May 19, 2004 @ 8:05 pm

31. 

    i would rub it up and down my cack.

    #31 | Comment by scentless — May 19, 2004 @ 8:05 pm

32. 

    Tell us Justin what does it smell like? Should she develop a perfum like JLo? Who you help her. ):)

    #32 | Comment by qchad — May 19, 2004 @ 8:06 pm

33. 

    REMINDS ME OF A LIMP BIZKIT SONG.. "EAT YOU ALIVE"
    THAT SONG TALKS BOUT SNIFFIN UNDERWEAR… PRETTY CREEEEEPPY

    #33 | Comment by krazykracker — May 19, 2004 @ 8:20 pm

34. 

    I’m jealous and it’s bothering me

    #34 | Comment by evanwantsme — May 19, 2004 @ 9:05 pm

35. 

    ,.,. limp bizkit fucking sux,.,.,.

    #35 | Comment by jmac — May 19, 2004 @ 9:05 pm

36. 

    Good Job Justin! your my idol…i shall forever purchase hollywood clothing from hot young actresses and Sniff them!

    #36 | Comment by Lameo — May 19, 2004 @ 9:21 pm

37. 

    LOL i just realized that u own kids the movie. The dude who keeps on fucking virgins is the funniest muther because he sounds freakin retarded. And the guy in that from the zoo york skateboard team is mad funny too.(the one with the freaky eyes)

    #37 | Comment by shazzy69 — May 19, 2004 @ 9:36 pm

38. 

    Oh yeh that was adressed to justin.

    #38 | Comment by Shazzy69 — May 19, 2004 @ 9:37 pm

39. 

    Dude…..come on…..a shawl?…..lame….so wicked lame

    #39 | Comment by kvl — May 19, 2004 @ 9:45 pm

40. 

    "TheAmericanjesus, you’re not Simon and this isn’t American Idol"

    Oh, I forgot only Simon from american Idol can base opinions on people for doing stupid things. Its one thing to joke about buying something like that, but for someones obsession to be great enough to actually dish out the money for it…now thats just sad

    #40 | Comment by TheAmericanjesus — May 19, 2004 @ 10:00 pm

41. 

    I equate this alongside the p-p-p-p-powerbook stunt! http://easynetworknyc.com/powerbook/ Well worth the time and money spent for the resulting laughs. And hey! He actually gets Lindsay Lohan’s shawl too.

    Also stfu jesus, you’d take a whiff of that shawl if you had it too fag.

    #41 | Comment by bob the builder — May 19, 2004 @ 10:09 pm

42. 

    That totally sounded like two GORILLAS fighting over a bannana.

    jfcoggins: mail to me!
    psykotik2k: is indeed authentic and was signed/worn by the above named individual
    psykotik2k: the item was either a personal item or worn in a media arts production
    jfcoggins: don’t care, mail to me!
    psykotik2k: this certificate guarantees the authenticity of this item or your money back
    psykotik2k: no!
    psykotik2k: mine!
    jfcoggins: mail to me!
    psykotik2k: my lindsay lohan!!!!!
    jfcoggins: I’ll mail back!
    psykotik2k: lindsayyyy
    psykotik2k: i will store shawl in glad bag
    psykotik2k: preserve lindsay smell!!!!
    psykotik2k: mmmm lindsay lohan

    and heres the missing part you guys didn’t see

    jfcoggins: ooh ohh ahh!!!!
    psykotik2k: ah ah ah EEE EEE EEE!!!

    translation:

    jfcoggins: GIVE!!!!
    psykotik2k: MINE!!!! ME NEED WOMAN!!!!

    You guys are a trip.
    Mental note: make fake certificate + scan lindsey’s signature on it + buy garment from wal-mart or salvation army that looks like something she wears and spray w/ cheap "womanly" perfume = $ DA BIG MUUNAY !!!! $

    Justin, by the way remember to aim AWAY from the shawl when relieving yourself!!! Just kidding, . . . Of course you’d put it in a ziplock bag first!!!

    #42 | Comment by nousentre — May 19, 2004 @ 11:06 pm

43. 

    Since when does Justin know what a girl smells like?

    #43 | Comment by Dex — May 20, 2004 @ 1:21 am

44. 

    you’re funny but you’re such a freak!!!!

    hilarious conversation.

    #44 | Comment by sarah — May 20, 2004 @ 7:14 am

45. 

    I have a prophecy to make and I’m sure you all want to hear it. Predictions, completely and utterly true:

    1. Britney Spears boobs – REAL
    – Costumes, bras, and faked pics make her boobs look bigger than they are. Sorry fellas, she’s a B cup AND they sag. They point south.

    2. Lindsey Lohann boobs – REAL
    – For crying out loud people, she’s 17 years old. Girls her age sprout boobs. Furthermore, these recent nipslip pics prove she is a true redhead. Her areola pigment is very fair, very dominant in redheads. Puffy.

    3. Mandy Moore boobs – REAL
    – Again folks, some people sprout later than others especially when they put on their mature weight. Look at her teeny pics. She is just plain skinny. When she got hips, she got tits. Wonderful ones too.

    You heard it DEFINITIVELY here first. They are all real.

    Halle Hunter

    #45 | Comment by Halle Hunter — May 20, 2004 @ 9:30 am

46. 

    http://members.fortunecity.com/noops108/fcnoops_lindsay_lohan190504.html

    her huge tits, her $115,000 mercedes sl55 amg, and her with amanda bynes, and oops’

    #46 | Comment by eddie — May 20, 2004 @ 12:09 pm

47. 

    "it puts the shawl in the fucking basket! it does what its told or else it gets the hose again!"

    #47 | Comment by silenced lamb — May 20, 2004 @ 12:14 pm

48. 

    "it puts the lotion on the shawl or else it gets the hose again! its puts the fucking lotion on the shawl! damnit do you know the hell I can bring you!?" mmmmm to be in the middle of an amanda & lindsay sandwich…

    http://tinyurl.com/2o5s8

    #48 | Comment by silenced lamb — May 20, 2004 @ 12:18 pm

49. 

    I’d so smell it.

    #49 | Comment by allie — May 20, 2004 @ 12:34 pm

50. 

    To Halle Hunter- You are absolutely right. I know, on all 3 accounts, from personal experience. Mandy’s taste great, but are less filling. Lohan’s jiggle alot when you spank her…and Britney likes to rub her mammory glands on other women. I witnessed it in the village….She’s closet bi.

    #50 | Comment by Victor G. — May 20, 2004 @ 4:39 pm

51. 

    does it smell like perfume?
    can you post a picture of you wearing it?

    #51 | Comment by bah — May 20, 2004 @ 6:01 pm

52. 

    justin, you silly little monkey.

    #52 | Comment by lizzi — May 20, 2004 @ 7:50 pm

53. 

    wear the thing and post a picture of urself

    #53 | Comment by bah — May 21, 2004 @ 8:47 pm

54. 

    "i will store shawl in glad bag"

    i seriously injured my abdoman reading that…

    #54 | Comment by joshman — May 22, 2004 @ 10:31 am

55. 

    I don’t know about the Glad bag, I tried that once and it kinda killed the smell for some reason.

    #55 | Comment by real342 — May 23, 2004 @ 3:47 am